CHAPTER FOUR!
THE FIRST CHALLENGE

Sakura woke up slowly that day. They weren't supposed to have training so she was grateful for the extra sleep. However when she sat up she found someone was in her room. A very green someone.
"AAAAHHHH!" Sakura screamed! Gai began screaming as well.
"Why are you screaming my youthful new student?" he asked.
"YOU ARE IN MY ROOM!" Sakura shouted. "WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!"
"To check to see if you have signs of…THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" Gai said. He had hearts in his eyes and a choir had begun to hum lightly. The next thing he knew he was tossed out of Sakura's window and was on the ground. He quickly stood up, too fast for a human.
"She needs to find the Springtime of Youth!" He said. "Now onto Uchiha Sasuke!" He ran off quickly.

Neji and the others had woken up early, as Kakashi requested, but he was late, very late. In fact he was insanely late and laughing, while reading his book, about how late he was. When he finally showed up he was grinning.
"Yo!" He said happily. Rock Lee burst out sobbing.
"GGGGGAAAAAIIIII SSSSEENNNSSEEIIII!" He cried out with his arms towards the sky. Kakashi twitched.
"Why are you late?" Neji asked.
"Because a twister picked up my home and landed me in Fairy World." Kakashi said. Neji couldn't speak after that. The excuse was just too stupid.

Sasuke had thrown out Gai as well, after beating him up. Gai now had but one student left to check on. But Naruto was missing! Where could he be? Gai looked around again and again but found no trace of the kid. Finally he called for some extra special training. When Sakura and Sasuke arrived the both were annoyed that Naruto hadn't shown up. Halfway through training, which was them trying to walk with weights like Lee wore, someone turned up."HEEEEYYY!" The figure shouted. Everyone recognized the voice.
"NARUTO YOU'RE…." Sakura stopped speaking. Sasuke had begun twitching. Naruto walked forward. He was different. He wore sunglasses and a blue T-Shirt and black pants. Oh and he had a huge Afro! It was blond. Gai looked at him.
"NARUTO! YOU PASS! YOU FOUND YOUR SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" Gai shouted with his thumb up. Sakura and Sasuke fell anime style.
"What happened to you?" Sakura asked."Yo, chill out." Naruto said. "I was just chillin' with Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo!" Sasuke began twitching.
"BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBo?" he asked
"Naw man!" Naruto said. "It is…" Naruto began punching Sasuke. "BO" Punch! "BO!" Punch! "BO!" Punch! "BO!" Punch! "BO!" Punch! "BO!" He punched again. "BO!" And he kicked Sasuke who went flying into the sky. Sakura watched with an O.O look. She turned to Naruto only to find he was … gone. Then she looked down and saw a football with Naruto's face and an Afro. She didn't know what to say now. What the heck had happened to Naruto?
"Hey guys…" Sasuke said walking up. "I feel funny… space was cool… I felt like my head would explode!" Suddenly Orochimaru popped up.
"YO HE WENT TO SPACE! NEARLY LOST HIS FACE!" Then he popped back down. Sakura began twitching as Sasuke ran to search for him.
"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" He cried. "I NEED YOU!" Suddenly everyone found that the sun was being eclipsed by something! They turned to look and saw…

"You want us to what?" Neji asked, for the fifth time."I said I want you to meow meow meow mow meow!" Kakashi said. "If you can't understand it then you fail." Neji twitched.
"I think he said… I want you to prance like a gurl" (1)She asked giggling.
"CORRECT!" Kakashi said. Tenten's eyes widened to the size of plates.
"I…was just guessing." She said.
"Well you got it right! Neji has to prance like a gurl! Through the whole town!" Kakashi said.
"NO!" Neji said. "I refuse!""GAAAAIIIII SENSEI!" Lee shouted.
"You will do as ordered! This is live TV you know!" Kakashi said. Suddenly a huge shadow was cast! They looked up to see what it was…
"OH MY GOD IT'S…"

It was George Washington.
"FREEDOM!" He shouted. "FREEEDOM!"

Kakashi flipped through his script.
"Yep this isn't in the fanfic."
"Why do we even follow scripts?" Neji asked.
"Because you get paid to do it!" Said a voice.
"Who said that?" Neji asked.
"It is I!" The voice cried. "Your four year old toothbrush!" Everyone looked at the toothbrush and wondered whether they needed medicine or something.
"You are a toothbrush?" Neji asked. "I don't believe it!"
"WAHHHHHHH" Bobobo yelled as he turned back into himself. "WAAHHH" he ran off sobbing. "IM A BABY AND YOU HURT ME WAAHHHHH!" Everyone twitched.
"Who opened the floodgates for Bobobo?" Kakashi asked.

FLASHBACK:

Naruto: "I wonder what this button that says, "open the world of BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo does."

END FLASHBACK

Kakashi sighed.
"Naruto did it." He said. "Well that explains why the whole world is falling apart." Neji activated his Byakugan.
"Now onto real training?" He asked.
"Okay!" Kakashi said smiling. "Meow, meow, meow mow meow!" Neji sweat-dropped.
"NO!" He shouted.

BAAAANNGG! BAAANNNG!

"IT IS TIME!" A deep voice said. "FOR CHALLENGE NUMBER ONE!"

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Everyone found themselves in a room.
"Welcome contestants!" Said Konohamaru in his deep voice. "You are here to take place in the FIRST CHALLENGE!" Everyone sighed.
"It's only one in the afternoon!" Sakura complained. "I'm hungry!"
"Then eat me!" Said a serious voice. Sakura turned to see… Naruto… pulling a Bobobo… and becoming a turkey.
"YAHOOOO!" Shouted Gai. "I ALWAYS WANTED…. LEE!" He turned to Rock Lee.
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
Everyone prepared to beat them when Konohamaru started talking again.
"THIS CHALLENGE WILL BE TOUGH!" He said. "THE TOUGHEST THING YOU EVER HAVE DONE! AND PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WILL BE WATCHING!"
"W-what is it?" Tenten asked.
"THREE WORDS!" Konohamaru said.
"Pie Eating Contest?" Naruto asked. He now had transformed into a pie somehow.
"NO! ROCK PAPER SCISSORS BRO!" Everyone anime-fell. "SEVEN ROUNDS OF IT!"

ROUND ONE SASUKE V.S. NARUTO

"Why are we fighting?" Sasuke asked. "We are on the same team!"
"TO MAKE THE FIGHTS LAST LONGER AND TO PRACTICE!" Konohamaru shouted. "GOOOO!"
They both performed the hardest they could! Naruto chose Rock and Sasuke chose Paper.
"I WIN!" He shouted
"AH AH AH!" Naruto shouted. "I HAVE A SECRET TECHNIQUE I LEARNED AT BOBOBO'S WORLD!" He suddenly took a stance."FIST OF NOSEHAIR ATAAAAACK!" He shouted. Sasuke stood there twitching.
"Nose hair?" He asked.
"Yes…FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR AAAATTAAACKK!" Naruto shouted. But before he could execute the Fist of the Nosehair he got pulled into one of Sakura's hugs.
"NOSEHAIR IS SO DISGUSTING!" She said happily with hearts in her eyes.
"GAH! SAKURA!" Naruto shouted. When she let go he had lost the Afro and was wearing his normal cloths again.

ROUND TWO: NEJI V.S. BOBOBO!

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN?" Neji shouted. "BOBOBO ISN'T ON A TEAM!"
"Yo that rhymed! Do it one more time!" Orochimaru said popping up again. He left as soon as he saw Konohamaru though.
"JUST DO IT!" Konohamaru said. "IT'S THERE TO INCREASE THE COMEDY!"
"FINE!" They went at it! BoBoBo chose Paper! And Neji chose Scissors!
"I WIN!" He shouted.
"NO WAY!" Bobobo shouted. He began crying his eyes out. Neji walked over.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"Yeah…" Bobobo said. "I'll be fine…" Neji turned away to walk over to Tenten.
"GOOOOO!" he heard. He turned around just in time to get slammed in the head by a nosehair. "FIIIST OF THE NOSEHAIR AATAAAACKKK!" Bobobo shouted. Everyone twitched. Naruto laughed.
"I CAN DO THAT!" He said.
"YOU'D BETTER NOT BAKA! STICK WITH KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Sasuke said.

ROUND THREE: ROCK VS PAPER

…Crickets chirped and everyone just twitched.

ROUND FOUR: NARUTO VS PIE

"I'm sorry pie." Naruto said. "But I must defeat you now." Pie nodded.
"I understand…" it said. "Don't hold back!"
"I'm sorry it had to be this way." Naruto said. Everyone was twitching.
"GO!" Naruto flew forward and he put forth rock and Pie put forth scissors!
"I WIN!" Naruto said. Pie burst into tears while everyone watched disturbed.

ROUND FIVE: NEJI VS OROCHIMARU

"YO! I will win! I lived in a bin!" He "rapped". Sasuke had tears in his eyes but Neji looked disturbed.
"He isn't even part of the contest either!" He shouted. "WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME WITH MATCHES LIKE THIS?"
"Because it's funny YO!" Orochimaru answered. "Unlike BoBoBo!"
"GOOOOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR ATTACCKKK!" Bobobo shouted and attacked. Orochimaru went flying.

ROUND SIX: TENTEN VS TINGLE

"TINGLE WANT TO BE A FAIRY!" Tingle shouted. Then a Legend of Zelda fan raced in and shot him. Then kicked him. Then kicked him in the private place. Then began stepping on him. Then began running over him with a tank. Everyone sweat-dropped as he dropped an atomic on Tingle. How? Don't ask because it defied logic that no one but Tingle got hit and nothing got destroyed.

ROUND SEVEN: MORTAL KOMBAT!

"IM THE BEST" Sub-Zero shouted.
"NO I'M THE BEST!" Scorpion shouted.
"ME!"
"NO ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!" They both shouted as they advanced. They tied for it and then Konohamaru turned them into bacon and hungry dogs carried them away.

"Okay first challenge is " He shouted. "COME BACK TOMORROW!" Sakura twitched.
"That was it?" She asked. "Which team got the point?"
"BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU I'LL GVIE IT TO KAKASHI'S NEW TEAM!" Konohamaru shouted.
"WHY YOU-" Sakura began but stopped when she noticed Bobobo was near.

"Will they ever get done with these challenges? When will Shizune return to make everything better? Why is BoBoBo in a Naruto fanfic? CONTINUE READING TO FIND OUT!" Bob said happily into the mike. "Wearenotresponsibleifthequestionsarenotansweredbytheendofthestory."

Author's Notes:

(1) I don't know why but for some reason it kept erasing that. XX kicks PC