CHAPTER 5

CHALLENGE TWO

Everyone had finally gotten over the evilness of Konohamaru and his giving a point to Neji, Tenten, Rock Lee, and Kakashi. It only took one hour and lots of ice cream. In fact Sasuke and Sakura were now the size of blimps from eating too much ice cream. Naruto preferred Ramen so he was safe. Gai had grown to the size of a blimp but had run it off by running into the sunset… well in his view it was a sunset. In everyone else's view he had run outside of the fanfic and was now running loose in the streets of Manhattan. Naruto laughed at how fat his teammates were.
"HAHAHAHA ICE CREAM!" He cried. "HAHAHAHA"
"NARUTO! WHY I'M GONNA-" Sakura began.
"Do what?" BoBoBo asked. She looked at him and she grew angrier.
"DIE BOBOBOBOBOB!" She cried as she rolled over onto BoBoBo crushing him. Then she rolled off and found she had been sitting on… a funeral for BoBoBo…
"ALREADY!" She cried as she watched 1000 small BoBoBo carry a coffin with the big BoBoBo inside away.

"Yo!" Kakashi cried. Neji turned to him with a face that looked like he was ready to Kakashi."YOU ARE LATE AGAIN YOU $#)#)$)&(#$" he cried.
"Language, language!" Kakashi said. "Don't need to overwork the gnomes that censor things on this fanfic." Neji started twitching and fell over.
"Now onto business!" Rock Lee said. "YOU CANNOT BE MY INSTRUCTOR! I AM QUITTING THE TEAM AND JOINING TEAM SEVEN!"
"You can't do that." Kakashi said. "Because when the next six days are over you will be stuck with me again." He winked. "Now Neji! I want you to Mow, Mow Meow Mow!" Neji anime-fell and wondered what it translated to.
"Tenten… please tell me it's good." He said.
"Sorry…" Tenten said. "If this is what I think it is Kakashi is not being nice."
"What do you think it is?" Kakashi asked.
"I think he said he wants you to…I can't say it!" She cried.
"All right then if Tenten refuses to translate I'll fail her and the entire team loses the game and the show ends… Hey Tenten don't translate!" Kakashi said gleefully.
"…That just might work!" Neji cried. "We can end this before it goes too far!"
BOOOM!
"HEY THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!" Shouted a man to Kakashi. "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" Kakashi put a finger up in the air!
"Ah, Ah, Ah!" He cried. "Can't touch me!" Then he started dancing to the Family Guy spoof of that song. The man started twitching.
"J-J-J-Just like the bad guy on Lethal Weapon two-" Kakashi started before someone karate chopped him and he fell over.
"I WAS BEING SERIOUS!" The guy shouted. He threw Kakashi into a police car and drove out of the fanfic to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Where he promptly dumped Kakashi.
"YOUR PUNISHMENT IS TO LIVE IN THE WORLD OF YUGIOH FOR… TODAY!" He cried and drove off. Neji sighed.
"Well at least tomorrow he can fail us… what did he want me to do?" He asked.
"He wanted you to eat a pickle." Tenten said. Neji had the square mouth anime face with round eyes.
"YOU WOULDN'T TRANSLATE THAT BUT YOU WOULD TRANSLATE ME HAVING TO RUN LIKE A GURL?" He cried.
"GAAAAAAAAIIIII SEEENENNNNNSSSEEEIIII!" Lee cried.
"LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!" Gai shouted racing for Lee.
"GAI SENSEI!" Lee cried! He jumped up and ran for Gai.
Just as he hugged Gai he felt pain!
"OOOOWWW" He flew off of the cactus that he had hugged and began to run in circles. "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" He cried.
"What's with him?" Neji asked. "He acted like that cactus was Gai Sensei."
"Perhaps he has mirages when he goes without Gai for too long?" Tenten suggested.

Tsunade sat in her office laughing her booty off!
"This is the best television ever!" She cried. The phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hello Tsunade-sama!" Shizune's voice replied.
"WE DON'T WANT YOU BACK HERE FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS GOODBYE PANCAKE!" Tsunade shouted as she slammed the receiver down. "Interrupting my television!" It rang again. She picked it up.
"Hello?"
"SEVEN DAYS!" A voice said.
"THAT'S HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE MY PIZZA TO ARRIVE!" Tsunade cried slamming the phone down. Riiiiingg! She picked it up again.
"Yo Tsunade this is the Ero-Sennin!" Naruto's voice said.

Naruto had grown bored and decided to prank-call the Hokage.
"Yo Tsunade" He said, putting on his best Jiaraiya impression. "It's the Ero-Sennin!"
"GO AWAY YOU BAKA I HATE YOU! YOU INTERUPT MY TELEVISION! I AM WATCHING NARUTO PRANK CALL ME NOW GO AWAY!" With that he heard a dial tone.
"Granny Tsunade has lost it." He said turning to Sakura and Sasuke.

RIIIING!
"$&#$&#$$!" Cried Tsunade. She picked it up and put it to her ear.
"I know what you did last summer!" A new voice said.
"Yeah I know, I gambled away 10000 dollars." Tsunade said dryly.
"WHAT! " The voice cried. "THAT MUCH MONEY AND YOU LOST IT! HAHAHA YOU SUCK!" With that the voice hung up. Tsunade burst into tears and her office got flooded with water and the TV shorted out.
"GRAAHHHH!" Tunade cried. "#(#&&#(&(&(&(&(()"

"YOSH!" Gai said to Team 7. "WHAT IS UP MY YOUTHFUL HOMIES?" He cried. They turned to him.
"Is something wrong Gai?" Naruto asked.
"NOTHIN'S WRONG YO! I WAS JUST HANGIN' WITH OROCHIMARU… OH!"
They all sweat-dropped.
"THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH IS SO GRAND! THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH IS NOT BLAND!" Gai "rapped"
"Yo that rhymed do it one more time!" Orochimaru popped up and then walked off.
"OROCHIMARU SAMA!" Cried Sasuke. Sakura pulled Sasuke over to a shady tree and then she slapped him ten times. "STOP IT SAKURA! I MUST GET TO OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" He cried trying to run away. Sakura had to snap him out of it. So she did the only thing that she could think of…

"So what do we do until Kakashi returns?" Neji asked.
"We could…" Tenten began slowly. She was staring deeply into Neji's eyes. "We-"
"CAN HUNT FOR GAI SENSEI!" Rock Lee shouted! He stood on Tenten's head with one foot and began dancing. "BECAUSE HE IS THE KEY TO THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!"
"FOOL!" Tenten shouted. She then proceeded to pound Rock Lee like he was cookie dough or something… in fact she got out a dough roller and began using it on Rock Lee's head. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" she cried. Suddenly a huge explosion occurred!

Sakura had to snap Sasuke out of it so she did the only thing she could think of. She kissed Naruto. Sasuke just stared for a second or two. Then he began attacking Naruto!"SHE'S ATTRACTED TO ME YOU IDIOT!" He shouted while attacking. Sakura sighed. Things were back to normal… or were they?
"YOUR LIFE MUST END! LEAVE SAKURA ALONE!" Sasuke shouted. He was now choking Naruto. Gai turned to Sakura then to Naruto then back. And this continued for a few seconds. Finally Naruto stumbled away. He slipped and fell on Sakura and she began shouting at him. Then Sasuke did the impossible! He picked Naruto up and turned into BoBoBo!
"WHAT THE !)#(!" Sakura cried. BoBoBo looked at her.
"YOU FAILED THE TEST!" He cried angrily. "NOW YOU ARE SENTENCED TO MY MOST LY ATTACK!" He began taking a stance, dropping Naruto like he meant nothing.
"GOOO-"
"GOOOO!" Sakura shouted. "FIST OF-" before she could finish the whole world exploded.

Everyone looked at Sakura angrily as the world put itself back together slowly.
"NEVER USE THAT MOVE AGAIN!" BoBoBo cried. "IT IS UNSTABLE!"
"You use it." Sakura pointed out.
"I also have five-foot long nosehairs!" BoBoBo said.
"IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Cried a Yugioh fan! Everyone turned to him."Oh crap…" He said as they advanced.

BOOOOM BANG BOOM!
"ITS TIME FOR CHALLENGE TWOOOO!"

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Everyone found themselves in a dark room.
"WELCOME!" Konohamaru shouted. "TO CHALLENGE TWO! This challenge takes place in the lands of Middle Earth! You must battle it out of the One Ring and then you must eat said ring! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Wait … Sorry that's the plot for the Lord of the Rings…"
POOF!
"Did somebody say the Lord of the Rings?" Asked a voice. "I LOVE THAT STORY! I AM SO BEAUTIFUL IN IT!" Everyone sweat-dropped as they saw who it was. It was Legolas the elf from the Lord of the Rings.
"WHAT THE CRAP!" Neji shouted. "FIRST KAKASHI TALKS LIKE A CAT AND THEN BOBOBO SHOWS UP AND NOW LEGOLAS!"
"Kakashi-sensei talked like a cat?" Sakura asked.
"Well I am fluent in the language." Kakashi said rubbing his neck embarrassed.
"Fluent in cat language?" Naruto asked. "TEACH ME!"
"NO!" Kakashi cried. "ITS MY LANGUAGE MINE MY OWN! MY PRECIOUS!"
"PRECIOUS?" Gollum asked.
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" Sasuke cried. He began making symbols. "IM GOING TO KILL ANYONE WHO IS NOT PART IN THIS CHALLENGE!" He finished the hand gestures. "CHIDORI!" In his hand the lightning-like Chidori attack started! Gollum hissed!
"What is that my precious? What is that?" He asked. "Is it a cat like the masked man?"
"Meow!" Kakashi said happily. He had suddenly turned into a cat. Sakura was poking him.
"Kakashi-sensei is there something we haven't been told about you?" She asked. Kakashi just rolled over and pawed at the air playfully.
"That cat is no mere cat." Gandalf said. Neji had fallen over and gone into a fit due to his appearance.
"But you…and they…this isn't part of the script!" He sobbed. Tenten hugged him. Then she started kicking him.
"AUGH! TENTEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Neji cried. She smiled as she continued kicking him.
"I'm kicking you." She said laughing.

"This is a very strange place Gandalf…" Frodo Baggins said. "Isn't that right Sam?"
"Yes it is Mr. Frodo." Said Samwise Gamgee. "A very strange place. That cat used to be a man if my eyes were right a minute ago."
"Kakashi was a cat a minute ago…" Neji whimpered. "And you weren't even here!"
"Ring goes on, ring goes off. Ring goes on, ring goes off!" Frodo chanted as he slipped his ring on and off. Gandalf kicked him in the area one should never kick.
"STOP THAT THIS INSTANT FRODO!" He cried. "YOU DON' T WANT THE RINGWRAITHS TO WRAP YOU IN A PRESENT AGAIN!"
"NO I DON'T!" Frodo cried.
"What is the challenge?" Naruto asked. But he found Konohamaru was gone. "Ahh well…" He turned to Gai."TEACH ME TO BE A CAT!" He cried. Gai started crying.
"I CANNOT HELP YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY TO THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" He started crying.

"QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT""WHO SAID THAT?" Cried Aragorn.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Neji asked.
"I AM THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN THORIN!" Yelled Aragorn.
"NO YOU ARE NOT YOU IDIOT!" Gandalf yelled kicking him in the stomach. Gimli started pointing and laughing.
"All right the second challenge is a pie baking contest!" Said Konohamaru. "I want everyone, including our visitors, to bake me a pie! NOW!" Everyone gasped and ran off.

Naruto ran off and started stuffing ramen into a crust.
Kakashi was coughing up hairballs into another.
Sakura was putting flowers in hers.
Sasuke was… baking Orochimaru.
"You'll taste wonderful Orochimaru-sama!" he said happily with tears in his eyes.
"YO PEOPLE WILL DIE NOW THAT I'M IN A PIE!" He "rapped".

Neji was putting… chakra into the pie.
Tenten was dumping weapons into hers.
Rock Lee was placing his hands over the pie crust.
"I SHALL FILL IT WITH THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" He cried. Gai was doing the same thing.
"YES I SHALL TOO LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI"
"OH LEE!"

After the sunset sequence we now see the other people who are baking.
BoBoBo was stuffing King Nosehair into a pie.
"BoBoBo are you sure this will make me even greater than king?" He asked.
"I'm sure King Nosehair!" Don Patch said. He was…baking himself in the pie.

Gandalf was baking Shadowfax into the pie.
"Stop complaining!" He said. "You'll be just like BoBoBo when this is over."

Frodo was baking the One Ring in his pie.
"This will bring you closer to me, my precious!" He cried.

Sam was baking herbs and flowers and grass into his pie. Aragorn was baking swords into his.
Legolas was…cutting his hair and baking it into the pie. It grew back a second later. He was just that perfect.
Gimli was stuffing meat into the pie. Raw meat. He was the first one finished. Why? Because Gimli didn't bake his pie. After an hour had passed Konohamaru called them forth.

"All right I'll taste them in this order:

Gimli, Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, BoBoBo, Don Patch, Gai, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, and then Naruto." He began tasting them. He bit into Gimli's and puked. Then he was about to take a bite of Gandalfs but pulled Shadowfax, who was unchanged (not even cooked), out o fit and started knocking Gandalf around with him. Then he pulled a burnt sword out of Aragorns and chased him with it. Then he… ate it… Then he tasted Legolas's pie and fainted. When he woke up he wouldn't speak of it and moved on to BoBoBo pie, skipping Frodo and Sam. He took a bite and then fainted again. When he woke up he refused to talk about that one as well. King Nose Hair was mad that he was still a king and had attacked BoBoBo. Konohamaru then tasted Don Patch's by smashing it with a hammer. Then he tasted Gai and Lee's pies. He had the same disgusted face for both. Then he tasted Neji's pie and his head exploded."I guess I put too much chakra in it." He said. Konohamaru's head flew in on the back of a water bottle and it fell onto his body. Then he "tasted" Tenten's by smashing it in BoBoBo's face. He poured water on Sakura's."Gotta water the plants!" He said happily. Sakura's face lit up.
"IM IN LOVE!" She cried.
"NOOOOOOOOO" Darth Vader cried.
"VADER!" Konohamaru cried. "WHERE IS YOUR PIE?"
"I'm sorry… I forgot to make one." Vader answered. "I'll go buy one." He walked off. So Konohamaru tasted Sasuke's pie. Or he just beat the crap out of it using that rubber lollipop and the pancake inside rolled off again.
"I'm a pancake it is no mistake!" It rapped as it rolled off.
Konohamaru then burned Kakashi's pie until it was nothing but ashes. Kakashi started crying and turned human again.
"I PUT MY BEST HAIRBALL IN THERE"! He cried and he ran away sobbing. Everyone had begun twitching. So then Konohamaru tasted Naruto's.
"OKAY! Here are my ratings… Naruto's team gets the point because his was the only edible pie… Legolas wins overall because his hair is just so perfect… and Orochimaru must die!"

Sakura cheered and they all skipped home… except for Neji and his team who began plans on using Kakashi's cat abilities to destroy Naruto for his pie –baking skills.

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Thanks for all the reviews!

Sorry for the long wait for the updated chapter but, unlike my previous story that got uploaded in a few days, this one is being written chapter by chapter. The other one was written all at once due to the fact that I was having computer problems. Luckily they are all fixed.

Anyways please continue reviewing and I'll keep writing. :)