CHAPTER 6
CHALLENGE THREE

The next day arrived and Kakashi's team were still thinking up evil plans against Naruto. Then they realized that they could have just used the cookbooks Tsunade had provided them to make their pies and they would have won. Sadly that fact just made them argue. They were upset that each forgot and yelled at the other for not reminding them… at least Tenten and Neji did. Rock Lee was just sobbing over how the Springtime of Youth should have won.
"YO!" Kakashi said.
"YOU ARE LATE YOU…" Neji began. "…TEACHER CAT PERSON YOU!"
"I'm sorry but I got picked to be on American Idol and moved to America to participate." Kakashi said. Again Neji stopped talking, in shock.

Gai was trying to teach his students the Springtime of Youth. But it wasn't really doing anything. They just didn't care. So instead they relieved themselves by beating Gai up with pickles.
"AHH PICKLES! THE NUMBER ONE DESTROYER OF THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" He cried.
"Pickles destroy it?" Naruto asked.
"YES! ONLY CAKE AND SWEETS ARE PART OF THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! HEALTHY STUFF IS OFF THE DIET!" Gai shouted. "WE EXERCISE AWAY OUR FAT!"
"Maybe I should switch to that diet… oh wait… CAKES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!" Naruto cried. "Besides Ramen is better."
"I AM?" Cried a bowl of ramen. "THANK YOU NARUTO!" Everyone sweat dropped as the bowl of ramen ran forward for a hug. Instead it found itself being eaten by Naruto!
"AHHHHH!" It cried.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf cried. He was guarding the gates. "I AM THE SERVANT OF THE SECRET FIRE! WEILDER OF THE FLAME OF… SOME DUDE I FORGOT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
"I just wanted to deliver this package to Tsunade." Said a Fed-Ex dude. "It's her new plasma TV!"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf said waving his staff around. "I HAVE A MAGIC-STICK HERE!" The Fed-Ex guy sweat-dropped.
"YO GANDALF!" Cried BoBoBo. "Let me in!"
"Sure thing BoBoBo!" Gandalf cried. "You are truly the wisest and most powerful being in all of Konoha!" BoBoBo walked in and the Fed-Ex guy tried to walk in but Gandalf got back in his way."YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Now Neji… today I want you to Meow, Meow, Meow." He said winking. He had said 'Tenten don't translate so I can fail you.' Neji turned to Tenten.
"What did he say?" He asked winking.
"I REFUSE TO ANSWER!" Tsunade cried! Everyone turned to her. "I REFUSE TO TALK IN CAT LANGUAGE!"
"Um… you know it?" Kakashi asked.
"NO! THAT IS WHY I REFUSE TO TRANSLATE!" Tsunade shouted. "Now if you'll excuse me I have a Gandalf to beat the crap out of!" She ran off shouting war cries.
"Okay Tenten translate or fail and end the whole show." Kakashi said.
"You said 'Tenten don't translate so I can fail you.'" Tenten answered. Kakashi fell anime-style.
"You weren't supposed to translate!" Kakashi moaned. "Now I can't fail you."
"YO!" Orochimaru shouted racing up to them. "YOU FAILED TO FAIL! YOU FAILED TO FAIL! KAKASHI FAILS … TO FAIL!" He "rapped" then he struck a rap pose and everyone beat the crap out of him.
"I was beaten… but not eaten!" He "rapped" as he limped off.
"DIE KAKASHI!" A voice shouted…

5 minutes ago, with Team 7:
Sasuke had suddenly looked around excited.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" he cried. The others looked around.
"I don't see that youthful rapper." Gai said.
"YO! YOU FAILED TO FAIL! YOU FAILED TO FAIL! KAKASHI FAILED TO… FAIL!" they heard from far away.
"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Cried Sasuke as he raced away. The others chased after him. Then they found that everyone had beaten the crap out of Orochimaru.
"I was beaten…but not eaten!" He "rapped" as he limps off.
"DIE KAKASHI!" Sasuke shouted. He flew at Kakashi who simply stepped aside and Sasuke flew into a tree. Kakashi began pointing and laughing.
"YOU THINK THAT IS FUNNY?" Sasuke roared! "THEN LET ME SHOW YOU MY NEW JUTSU!" He cried. He made a few hand symbols then shouted!
"GOOOOO PURPLEGREENYELLOWKIDDYDINOSAUR JUTSU!" POOF. Barney was there.
"Aw man!" Sasuke said. "I only summoned the first one." He found that everyone had left. Then he realized why as Barney tied him to a chair and began to sing…

"I wonder when I'll get the chance to try out the Fist of Nosehair." Naruto said.
"Never." Sakura said. "That move is disgusting. Besides you don't even have…" She fainted when she looked at… regular Naruto. Why did she faint? To make us suspicious!
"What?" Naruto asked.
"SPRINGTIME OF YOUTTTHHH!" Gai shouted. Naruto turned around.
"Perfect timing!" He cried taking a stance. "GOOOO FIST OF THE GAMECUBE AATTACCK" With that he began smacking Gai-Sensei with a GameCube.
"AHH MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!" He cried running away.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf cried."But I have a pizza for Tsunade-sama." Said a Dominoes guy. "I was told to deliver It."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf cried.
"Bu-"
"YYYYYOOOOOUUUU SHAL NOT PAAAASS!" Gandalf cried! Then he stabbed the guy with his sword and munched on the pizza. "Please come to Konoha again!" He said as the delivery guy limped off, Gandalf had stabbed his leg.

"Sakura-chan…" Naruto asked. "Do… you…" He asked, staring deeply into her eyes. "KNOW WHAT THIS IS?" He asked pulling out a rubber duck.
"…It's a Childs bath toy." She said. "I was hoping you'd ask me something about Sasuke."
"Okay… is Sasuke weak?" Naruto asked.
"DIE NARUTO!"
"AHHHHHHHHH SAKURA-CHAN IT WAS A JOKE! AHHHHHH"
"COME BACK HERE!"
"OROCHIMARU-SAAAAMMMAAAAAAA!" Sasuke cried. Both Naruto and Sakura turned to look at him.
"That's pathetic." Naruto said. "I think he is defective…" he pulls out a phone. "Hello?" He asked.
"Hello this is that Uchiha help line how may we help you today?"
"Yeah, we purchased a model known as Sasuke 9.352 and it keeps crying out for Orochimaru." Naruto said.
"Hmm… let me check our records…" Naruto turned to Sakura.
"This could take a while." He said. Sakura was twitching. There was a help line for Sasuke? They bought Sasuke? She was in love with someone who was sold at a store? Ahh well!

"ALL RIGHT! TRANSLATE THIS! MEOWMOWMOWMEOWMEWOMOWMOWMEOWMEOWMOWMEOW!" He cried in super-fast speed.
"I am talking really fast. Really fast, really fast." Tenten answered. Kakashi anime-fell.
"You are supposed to not translate!" He said.
"Then stop asking me to."
"Then I can't fail you!"
"I don't want to fail!"
"You want this to continue?"
"Yes I do!"
"Why is no one telling who is speaking? I am Neji by the way to the readers."
"Because the author decided to be evil! I am Tenten!"
"Meow mow!"
"SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!"
"GAI SENSEI?"
"LEE"
"GAI SENSEI?"
"LEE!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEEE!"

Tsunade was growing bored. Maybe she should just end it and have them skip to the … nah. She sighed as she waited for Konohamaru to get off his lazy behind and start the next challenge. She munched on some chips while she waited. Then the phone rang again! She answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hello Tsunade-Sama." Shizune said.
"YOU SHALL NOT CALL!" Then she found Shizune was cut off…
"WHAT THE $#))()&(&!" Tsunade shouted.
"Just guarding the phone lines." Gandalf said. Tsunade twitched.
"Am I turning… normal?" She wondered as she realized that Gandalf's presence bothered her. "I CANT TURN NORMAL!" She cried.
"You not turning normal!" Said BoBoBo. "You turning Potato!" Tsunade found that BoBoBo had turned her into a potato!
"AHHH TURN ME BACK NOW!" She cried.
"NEVER MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No one can escape BoBoBo world! Once my world overtakes yours your world will perish!" BoBoBo laughed. "Everyone will live in BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo! And then I can move onto the next anime! DO YOU HEAR THAT YU-GI-OH! GX! I AM COMING FOR YOU!"

"So BoBoBo has been behind the insanity and is evil! What will happen now?" Bob asked. "Will they realize his evil scheme or will they all ignore it?"
"GOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR ATTACK!"
"AHHHHHHHH!"

BING BANG BOING!

"ITS TIME FOR THE THIRD CHALLENGE!" Konohamaru shouted.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Everyone was suddenly in a white hallway. People all around them were looking towards the door pointing guns at it! Suddenly the door blew open and men dressed in white rushed in laser bolts at the other people!
"WELCOME TO STAR WARS CONTESTANTS!" Konohamaru shouted. "The first step on our true goal!"
"What is our true goal?" Naruto asked.
"Well you've been here before haven't you?" Konohamaru asked.
"Yeah!" Sasuke said. "I remember!"

FLASHBACK…

"Yo!" Kakashi greeted his students.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura cried.
"I'm sorry the Hokage wanted me to make her a cake." Kakashi said.
"LIAR!" They cried. Kakashi sighed. It had been true. She did force him to make a cake… or at least 10,000 cakes. All for her eating pleasure. He got none of it.
"Well today our mission is to take a long journey through the lands of Star Wars to find the real world! Then when we are in the real world we use Henge to transform into a likeness of people there and then we buy syrup for the Hokage." Kakashi told them.
"WHAT!" Naruto and Sakura cried. Sasuke just looked at Kakashi like he was insane.
"That's the mission we were given." Kakashi said. "It's also an A-Ranked mission."
"A-Ranked mission?" Naruto asked. "I don't believe it!"
"BELIEVE IT!" The English Naruto popped up.
"GAH NOT THE BAD DUBS!" Sasuke cried.
"BELIEVE IT!" E-Naruto said again. Then he found rabid fans of the Japanese version of the show were attacking him.

So they began their mission. They walked to a door in the Ninja Academy that was never opened. Kakashi unlocked it and they went inside. Inside were four round metal areas and a computer.
"Here is where we transport to different shows… well to a show since this is a fanfic." Kakashi said. "But we also are an Anime and a Manga so what to think…"
"JUST DO IT ALREADY!" Sakura shouted.
"Okay…" Kakashi said. Then he began dancing. "You've got to do it, do it." He cried. "You've got to do it, do it!" He was spoofing the "I like to move it, move it" song. Sakura anime-fell.
"JUST SEND US TO STAR WARS ALREADY!" She cried.
"All right." Kakashi pressed a few buttons. "If this is right we'll end up at the final battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader… his father."
"GAH YOU SPOILED THE WHOLE MOVIE FOR ME KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto cried. He began sobbing. Sakura patted him on the back.
"Poor Naruto. That movie was out in the 1980s and you still haven't seen it." She said.
"All right!" Kakashi said. "Beam us up Scotty!"
"WHAT!" Sakura cried. "STAR TREK?" Before she could say anything more they had teleported.

They arrived at… the ending of A New Hope.
'Run Luke' Ben's spirit said.
"THIS ISN'T RETURN OF THE JEDI!" Kakashi cried. Everyone looked at them.
"What are Konoha ninja doing here?" Vader asked. "YOU CAN'T HAVE THE LIGHTSABERS! WE MADE THAT CLEAR!"
"Awww come on!" Kakashi groaned.
"What is going on?" Luke asked.
"Oh, Kakashi is just arguing with your dad." Naruto said. Luke started twitching.
"My what?" He asked.
"YOUR DAD! DARTH VADER IS YOUR FATHER YOU MORON! DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET!" Naruto shouted. Sakura slapped him.
"They don't have movies of themselves you moron!" She said.
"Oh great!" Kakashi said, "We just messed with the way the movie flows. What do we do now?"
"You could use my Easy Button!" Sasuke said. "I got it from Staples!"
"PERFECT SASUKE!" Sakura said grabbing it. "I want you to fall in love with-"
"OROCHIMARU!" Naruto shouted as a joke, just as Sakura hit the button. Sasuke started twitching.
"WHERE IS HE?" He asked. "WEHRE IS OROCHIMARU-SAMA?"
"DEATH STAR SET TO BLOW IN FIVE SECONDS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE STORY IS IN RUINS…Have a nice day." Said a voice.
"SASUKE!"
"OROCHIMARU!"
"SASUKE!"
"OROCHIMARU!"
SLAP!
"Snap out of it!" Sakura said.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

End Flashback.

"That was the day I finally started respecting Orochimaru-Sama!" Sasuke said."OH SASUKE!" Orochimaru said.
"OH OROCHIMARU!"
"OH SASUKE!"
"OH OROCHIMARU!"
Then… even though it was impossible, Sasuke and Orochimaru pulled a Gai Sensei and Rock Lee. They were hugging and sobbing in the sunset.
"SO THAT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU BAKA!" Sakura cried. "THAT IS WHY SASUKE-KUN IS OBSESSED WITH OROCHIMARU!" She tackled Naruto.
"YOU"! Darth Vader cried. "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO RUINED THE STORYLINE!" Everyone sweat-dropped.
"Yeaaah" Kakashi said. "Well you didn't give me a lightsaber!"
"I TOLD YOU THEN THAT THEY ARE OURS AND ONLY OURS!" Vader cried.
"Well what if I told you that… MEOW MOW MOW!" Kakashi cried
"…What?" Vader asked.
"I said… MEOW MOW MOW!" Kakashi said. "Tenten! Translate!"
"NO!" Tenten said. "I don't want to!"
"ALL RIGHT! TENTEN FAILS! THAT MEANS THE SHOW IS " Kakashi cheered. Neji cheered. Rock Lee cheered.
"Sorry" Konohamaru said. "They took out that rule yesterday." Everyone cheering suddenly anime-fell.
"Why did I have to get arrested yesterday?" Kakashi groaned… "Ahh well."
"Please leave Star Wars now!" Vader said. "The stories don't need you to mess it up!"
"You know it's a story?" Kakashi asked. "Talk about breaking the fourth-wall… none of us ever do that." He had a scolding tone on him. Neji anime-fell and got up.
"You do break the fourth-wall Kakashi… all the time." He said.
"Oh…" Kakashi said.

"I think you guys need to rest…" Vader said.
"Yes that is probably right." Obi-Wan said. It was Obi-Wan from Episode I.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Vader shouted. "YOU ARE THE YOUNG OBI-WAN! THIS IS NOT YOUR MOVIE!"
"I know!" Obi-Wan said happily. "I just couldn't stand Jar-Jar so I killed him and got exiled here." Everyone twitched.
"There you are Obi-Wan" Qui-Gon Jinn said. "You have run off to other movies for too long!"
"Mesa Jah Jah Binks!" Said a creature.
"DIE YOU EVIL THING!" Obi-Wan cried. He attacked! With a toilet plunger…
"That weird kid became my master?" Darth Vader asked.
"Yes he did." Said Anakin Skywalker from Episode III.
"Wait a second… you are me… I am you…" Vader said.
"GIVE ME LIGHTSABERS!" Kakashi roared.
"NO!"
"Ring goes on. Ring goes off." Frodo chanted.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?" Kakashi cried.
"Playing with the ring. Gandalf wouldn't let me in Konoha." Frodo answered. "Like anything dangerous can happen by plying with the One Ring to Rule them All!" He continued flickering into invisibility and out. Suddenly everything went cold and came a hooded black figure! It did not speak but looked at Frodo.
"I think those Ringwraith things are here." Naruto said.
"No that's a dementor." Ronald Weasley said. Naruto looked at him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He cried. "HOW DID YOU SNEAK UP ON ME?"
"Like this…" Harry Potter said. "The author ignored the rules of reality… he just transported us here."
"Oh…"
"I am the great and all powerful Emperor!" Palpatine roared. "I LOVE BARBIES!" Vader sweat-dropped.
"That didn't just happen." He said.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Everyone was in a black room. The people inside include:

-Luke Skywalker-Ben Kenobi
-Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ep I)
-Darth Vader
-Anakin Skywalker (Ep III)
-Padme Skywalker (Ep III)
-Emperor Palpatine
-Chancellor Palpatine (Ep III)
-Jar-Jar Binks
-Tingle
-Harry Potter
-Ronald Weasley
-Hermione Granger
-Albus Dumbledore
-Gandalf
-Frodo
-Dementor
-Sam
-Pippin
-Merry
-Aragorn
-Gimli
-BoBoBo
-Don Patch
-Beauty (BoBoBo)
-Orochimaru
-Naruto
-Kakashi
-Gai
-Sakura
-Sasuke
-Tenten
-Neji
-Rock Lee
-Konohamaru

"AHH!" Konohamaru shouted. "TOO MANY PEOPLE!"
"JUST START THE STUPID CHALLENGE!" Sakura shouted angrily.
"Okay, okay!" Konohamaru said. "The Third Challenge is… PAINTING!" Everyone anime-fell.
"Just painting?" Kakashi asked.
"The person with the best painting wins the Third Challenge!" Konohamaru said. "Oh yeah and one more thing… Your pictures cannot be of…Ramen, Ramen, Ramen, Ramen, or Ramen. "
"WHY NOT RAMEN?" Naruto cried.
"Because I want to challenge you!" Konohamaru laughed. "NOW GO!"

The paintings were as followed:

Luke Skywalker: A badly drawn picture of a stick figure that was holding a lightsaber.
"It's my best artistic work yet!" He cried when he finished. "It's… ROCK LEE!" He cried. Everyone anime-fell since it looked nothing like Rock Lee.

Ben Kenobi: An even worse drawing of… space. It was just a black background with no stars and two planets.
"I portrayed space perfectly!" He cried.
"YES YOU DID BEN!" Luke cried.
"OH LUKE!"
"OH BEN!"
"OH LUKE!"
"OH BEN!" And they hugged in a sunset sequence. Gai snorted.
"Some people need to learn when not to express emotions." He said. Everyone but him and Rock Lee anime-fell.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ep I): A stick figure.
"It's my perfect likeness!" He cried. Then he burst into song. "IM SO BEAUTIFUL! TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He was waaaay off key and everyone shuddered.
"YES I… AM SO BEAUTIFUL! TO MEEEEEEE HEEE HEE HEEEEEE!" It got so bad that Konohamaru kicked him and threw him into a pit of toothpaste.
"CLEAN YOUR TEETH!" He shouted as everyone sweat-dropped.

Darth Vader: A round gray ball.
"It's the Star!" He cried. "I love that battle station!" He hugged the picture. Everyone backed away slooowwwly.
"And that guy is my father?" Luke asked.

Anakin Skywalker (Ep III): Just an all black canvass.
"IT IS THE DARK SIDE!" He cried. "OH HOW I LOVE YOU!" He was suddenly wearing a suit and carrying a rose.
"Oh Dark side of the Force…Marry me!" Everyone was twitching except BoBoBo and Don Patch who had tears in their eyes.
"OH, SAY YES!" BoBoBo cried.
"SAY YES!" Don Patch cried.
"No." Said the Dark Side.
"WAHHHH" Anakin cried running away. Padme watched disturbed.
"I fell in love with him... why?"

Padme Skywalker (Ep III): The worst of them all. A line.
"It's… MY HAIR!" She cried happily. She started petting her head. "You are such good hair! Yes you are! You are the best!" She was talking like she was talking to a dog or a baby. Everyone looked at her.
"Now I see why she fell in love with Anakin." Sakura said. "Can't you Sasuke-ku-" She saw Sasuke was looking at Orochimaru.
"I must find a way to get to Orochimaru-sama! The greatest person in the world!" He was whispering.
"I'm going to kill Naruto." Sakura said.

Emperor Palpatine: His younger self. (stick figure)
"You are so pretty… don't you feel pretty?" He asked Chancellor Palpatine.
"Yes I feel very pretty!" Said Palpatine. "I feel pretty… oh so pretty… oh so pretty and witty and…" He got a fist to the face from Sakura.
"STOP SINGING!" She cried. "YOU HAVE NO TALENT!

Chancellor Palpatine (Ep III): Himself.
"I am just so pretty…" He turned to everyone. "LETS GO SKIP!" He skipped off and tripped into the pool of toothpaste. Konohamaru, and everyone else, pointed and laughed.

Jar-Jar Binks: Several yellow circles.
"It's-a Uta Gunga!" He cried. "MESA WANA GO HOME!"
"YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted a man who ran bye. Everyone twitched.
"What was that about?" Kakashi asked.
"I'll go find out!" BoBoBo said. "HEY SIR! WHY YOU SAYING YAHOO?"
"Because it's the number one website in the wo-"
"GOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR ATTACCKK!" The guy went flying. "I ADVERTISERS! I ABSOLUTELY ADVERTISERS! Except for car advertisers!" He suddenly had hearts in his eyes. "They are just so cool!" Beauty just looked at BoBoBo with the O.O face.

Tingle: Ruppees.
"GIVE TINGLE MONEY AND MAKE TINGLE FAIRY!" He cried.
"Blahblahblah!" Shigeru Miyamoto cried. He grabbed Tingle and dragged him off.
"NO! NOT THE PIT OF MARIO PARTY!" Tingle shouted. "THEY MADE TOO MANY NOOOOO!" Everyone pointed and laughed.
"Yo he got beat! He got beat! He couldn't stand the heat!" Orochimaru "rapped". Konohamaru looked at him.
"Shuttin' up!" He said striking a rap pose. That only made Konohamaru angrier as he beat up Orochimaru.

Harry Potter: A broomstick.
"I love my firebolt." He hugged it. "Hey I got an idea!" He cried. "Lets run off and elope!" The firebolt nodded.
"YES HARRY!" It cried. He jumped on it and flew away. Everyone twitched and Ginny Weasley burst out crying. Then BoBoBo sent her flying.
"I CAN'T STAND CRYBABIES!" He shouted.

Ronald Weasley: A stick figure.
"It's Harry!" He said happily. Then he proceeded to beat the crap out of it.
"YOU ALWAYS GET THE ATTENTION YOU !(&$&$ YOU ROTTON LITTLE )#)&)#$#$ DIE YOU &#$()&) ROT IN )# !" Hermione raced forward to calm him.
"Stop Ron stop!" She cried. Ron turned to her.
"What?" He asked. Everyone anime-fell.

Hermione Granger: An A+.
"My grade!" She cried.
"Not in my class!" BoBoBo shouted. He grabbed her painting and whipped it with his nosehair until it was an F. "THAT IS THE GRADE YOU GOT THERE!"
"When was I in your class?" Hermione asked.
"I am glad you asked that." BoBoBo said. "CUE FLASHBACK!"

FLASHBACK:

Hermione's parents dumped her at a school and drove off.
"What am I doing here?" She asked. She looked up into the face of BoBoBet. BoBoBo dressed up in a dress. She screamed and tried to run but the nosehair wrapped around her and the man/woman dragged her inside.
"Now today class…" BoBoBet said. "We will look at… CRYBABIES!" She/he started attacking everyone in the class with Fist of Nosehair. "YOU ALL ARE FILTHY CRYBABIES!" He/She cried. "F! F! F!"

END FLASHBACK

Hermione looked up.
"Oh…" Then she looked back up. "HEY THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" She accused.
"It could have!" BoBoBo cried out.
"YEAH RIGHT!"
"IM GLAD YOU AGREE THAT I AM RIGHT!"
"I DON"T!"
"SHUUUUT UPPPP!" Konohamaru shouted. "For tampering with her painting BoBoBo has to draw two!"

Albus Dumbledore: Socks.
"One never has enough socks." He said simply. No one could find this weird… until. "BECAUSE WITH ALL THE SOCKS AT MY COMMAND I SHALL RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone sweat-dropped.
"Is Dumbledore really a good guy?" Harry asked out loud.
"OF COURSE I'M NOT!" Dumbledore shouted. "I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN EVIL! BUT MY LOVE OF YOU SHALL BE MY DOWNFALL! IN BOOK SIX OF HARRY POTTER! THE HALF PRINCE! I… "

He waited a few minutes.
Then a few hours…
Then a few days…

And then…

"DIE!" He announced.
"FINALLY!" Konohamaru shouted. "YOU TOOK TOO LONG!"
"Well it is a spoiler!" Dumbledore said.

Gandalf: A potato.
"I love potatoes!" He cried. "They simply are adorable!" He pulled out a box. "I love my little children!" He started petting each one. Everyone twitched.

Frodo: The One Ring to RULE THEM ALL!
"I know, my precious!" He cried. "IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!" Everyone sweat-dropped and Gandalf attacked Frodo again.

Dementor: Nothing.
It just floated there. Konohamaru ate it and then they moved on.

Sam: A blank sheet.
"It's Frodo!" He said. "Him wearin' Bilbo's ring!"
"SAM THAT PAINTING…" Frodo said happily. "IT SUCKS!" He attacked Sam.
"IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME YOU #&#!"

Pippin & Merry: s.
Before they could explain the s Konohamaru burned their pictures and tossed them into the Goomba pit. King Goomba attacked!
"AHHH"
"OWWW"
"MY LEGS!"
"Hooray for pain!" Konohamaru shouted. Everyone cheered.

Aragorn: His horse.
"I LOVE YOU!" He cried to the horse.
"TOO MUCH LOVE!" Konohamaru shouted. He tossed Aragorn out of the fanfic. "BYE-BYE!"

Gimli: Legolas.

"IT'S PERFECT!" He said. "ISN'T IT LEGO-"
"NO IT IS NOT!" Legolas said attacking. "YOU RUINED MY PERFECT HAIR AND TEETH AND I YOU! DIE DIE DIE!"
Everyone watched them fight for a while. Then Tsunade walked in and beat the crap out of both of them. Then she walked off.

BoBoBo: A black line.
"…My first nosehair!" He said happily. "OH THE MEMORIES!"

FLA-

FANFIC ERROR 932.9323
ERROR DETAILS: FirstNH.FB not found.

BoBoBo began sobbing when the Flashback opener couldn't find his Flash Back file! Everyone else cheered and Konohamaru decided to let one be enough... he didn't want the chance of another flashback plus he just didn't like BoBoBo and didn't want to look at two of his paintings.

Don Patch: A round orange circle.
"ME!" He cried. "I AM SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD KISS MYSELF!" Everyone proceeded to kick him and they kicked him faaaaaar away.

Beauty (BoBoBo): Nothing.
"I don't really want to do this." She said.
"Well then suffer!" Konohamaru said. He pushed a button and Beauty found that she was tied to a chair watching… ENGLISH NARUTO!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Orochimaru: A Gold metal on a chain.
"I love to rap! Oh, I can tap! I love to eat! Better take my seat!" He "rapped" Konohamaru proceeded to beat him up again. This time he turned into a rocket. He started blasting off!
"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Cried Sasuke. He had begun to cry. "COME BACK!"
Sakura twitched. I'll get Naruto! She thought.

Naruto: Ramen.
"I DON'T CARE IF IT IS AGAINST THE RULES! I'M DRAWING RAMEN!" He crossed his arms and smiled.
")U)#))#" Cried Tsunade who burst in through the door! She proceeded to beat Naruto over the head for breaking the rules, sending him back to the Academy, revising that so he could stay on the show, and beating him with it some more. Then she tore it up and walked off.

Kakashi: A brown ball.
"One of my hairballs!" He said happily. "I love being a catman!"
"Catman?" Sakura asked.
"YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!" Kakashi said running.

Gai: Rock Lee (perfect painting).
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
They hugged in the sunset. Ben Kenobi snorted.
"Some people need to learn to hide their emotions." He said. As everyone anime-fell.

Sakura: Sasuke (stick figure).
"IT'S SASUKE-KUN!" She kissed the picture. "I LOVE SASUKE-KUN!" Naruto began crying and the whole room flooded. Then he laughed.
"I DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" He said. "BOBOBO TAUGHT ME!" Sakura proceeded to pound BoBoBo and Naruto.

Sasuke: Orochimaru.
"Orochimaru-sama!" He cried. The picture was just a round circle and a line. "COME BACK TO ME!" Kakashi had to tear Sasuke away from the picture.
"OROCHIMARU SAMA!" He cried. "NOOOOO! NOOO!" Kakashi threw him into the wall.
"Maybe that will help."

Tenten: A line.
"It's my scroll of weapons!" She giggled. Nothing weird here so lets move on!

Neji: Byakugan (just two gray dots)
"They may not look like it but they are my Byakugan!" He shouted striking a pose. Everyone laughed at him.

Rock Lee: (perfect painting): Gai Sensei.
'OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
Another sunset sequence and another snort, and comment, from Ben Kenobi followed by another anime-fall from everyone.

"ALL RIGHT! IT'S A TIE!" Konohamaru shouted. "ALL PAINTINGS SUCKED EXCEPT FOR ROCK LEE AND GAI'S! So both teams get the point!" He struck a pose. "This fanfic chap is too long so END!"

AUTHOR NOTES: Wow this is long! 4,000 words! Well it had a lot to do. Every painting. Well thanks for the reviews! The fanfic will get weirder unless they shut the door to BoBoBo's world.

You may have been wondering. If this is Konoha TV is Sensei Swap the only show that I'll make? I doubt it. I'll probably bring in another show and more weirdness if I get this one done. Plus there are more teams and characters to meddle with! >:-)

Again Miyamoto was speaking in Japanese but I only know a few words at this time. I did start taking lessons so wish me luck there :).

As I read this to edit the formatting back I really have to wonder where I came up with it... Thanks for reading! Please leave a review, even if the chapter is taking a while to write I'll appreciate it.

REVIEW REPLIES

ravemastaj I won't send Orochimaru off the show that easily. Plus he may have a role to play for good or evil! ... Uh you didn't just see that ;).

Wilddog14 Yes Ramen flavored pie. What better way to get them the point than have Naruto be the only one to fill it with something edible?