CHAPTER 7

THE FOURTH CHALLENGE

Continuing where the sixth chapter left off:

"All right! Gai and Lee made the best paintings! So both teams get the point!" Konohamaru said. "Now GO HOME OR DIE!" He skipped off and they all sweat-dropped.
"I have a feeling this scene has changed." Gandalf said. "But at least the One Ring is safe… come Frodo… we have spent enough time in this fanfic… it is time to go to Rivendell where you will be forced to go on a long journey through the rest of the first book and the other two… uh I mean… where the Ring will be safe!" He pulled Frodo away from the others before letting them know that he knew that he belonged in a book series.
"That was awkward." The Emperor said. "Well we shall not abandon this fanfic anytime soon so expect to see us again." He said before he, and every other star wars character, disappeared.
"I don't know if we'll come back but… this was weird." Harry Potter said.
"Really… mental…" Said Ron. All the Harry Potter characters disappeared.

"Well that looks like everyone is gone…" Kakashi said. "Lets go! Tenten! Neji! Lee!" He started walking. Rock Lee burst into tears and hugged Gai Sensei.
"I CANNOT LEAVE GAI SENSEI!" He cried.
"I CANNOT STAND CRYBABIES!" BoBoBo cried! He attacked Rock Lee who went flying. "If I aimed right he'll fall on Tsunade's new TV! If not then he'll probably fly into the sun… either way we win!" He skipped off as BoBoBet. Patches, Don Patch with lipstick and high heels, skipped after him. Beauty apologized for BoBoBo's behavior and followed them.
"All right… we have to find a way to stop this show and soon…" Kakashi said to all the others. "We know that insane things are happening because Tsunade forgot her medicine."
"How wrong they were." Said Bob. "None of them knew it was BoBoBo who had caused the insanity! BoBoBo who planned on turning their world into BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo! Nobody knew that BoBoBo wanted Naruto's Toonami time-slot!" Everyone turned to look at Bob.
"We do now…" Gai said. "WE MUST STOP THAT YOUTHFUL FIEND!"

Now… CHAPTER SEVEN…

Everyone woke up the next day happy. They all ate breakfast happily. They all pounded the crap out of innocent bystanders of NYC ANGRILLY! …Oh wait that wasn't them. Anyways they all skipped to the park happily and then they all anime-fell. On the stone area where the Hokage faces were carved… BoBoBo's face was carved!
"OH MY GOSH!" Gai shouted. "HIS YOUTHFUL FACE IS WATCHING US ALL! HOW CAN WE CLOSE THE DOOR TO BOBOBO'S WORLD IF HE IS WATCHING US?"
"I'm scared Gai-Sensei!" Lee said. Gai hugged him.
"DO NOT BE SCARED MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT! WE CAN SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!" He said very loudly.
"Unfortunately… you CAN'T!" BoBoBo cried! He was standing behind them the whole time… as BoBoBet. "But do you want some fresh baked cookies?" He/she asked holding out a tray. Naruto grabbed one but everyone else refused. Naruto munched on the cookie and suddenly POP! He was wearing his BoBoBo outfit!
"YAAAAA!" BoBoBo cried out. He was back to his normal self again. "MY PLAN IS CONTINUING! NO ONE CAN STOP ME WITH NARUTO ON MY SIDE!" Everyone turned to Naruto.
"If you go over to BoBoBo I'll kill you." Sakura said. Naruto shrugged.
"Could you do that?" He asked. "Could any of you kill me?" He stood up. "NO ONE CAN STOP THE GREAT NARUBO!" He cried.
"Narubo?" Sasuke asked. "Geez that is the worst name I have heard."
"I HATE WHINEBAGGERS!" Naruto cried. BoBoBo put a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry Narubo… if he whines too much we'll just kick him off the show." BoBoBo said. "My orders are to stay with your team and make sure they don't close the door to BoBoBo world!"
"YES BOBOBO!" Narubo shouted. Everyone looked frightened.
"All right…" Kakashi said. "I'll just take Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee to plan BoBoBo's downfa… I mean birthday party." He walked off with them.
"IT'D BETTER BE A GOOD ONE OR I'LL USE SNOT FOR U!" Narubo cried. Gai, Sakura, and Sasuke sweat-dropped.

"My plan is perfect Tsunabo!" BoBoBo said. "I leave Konoha in your capable hands and go after Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!" Tsunade was glaring at him. He called her Tsunabo too much.
"SHUT UP!" She cried. "YOU ARE NOT TAKING OVER! THEY'LL STOP YOU!" She said.
"And if they don't?" BoBoBo asked. "What then Tsunade?"
"I… will dance!" Tsunade cried.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" BoBoBo shouted. "I CANNOT FAAAAAIIILLL!"

"So what are we doing today?" Narubo asked. "We have to train to become good soldiers for BoBoBo."
"Snap out of it!" Sakura said shaking Narubo. "NARUTO COME BACK!"
"WHO IN THE WORLD IS NARUTO?" Narubo cried. "My name is Narubo and I have traveled with BoBoBo forever!" He pulls out a stack of photos and shows them to Team 7. Each one is a scene from BoBoBo with him in it. Each time he shows them one Beauty pops up with her O.O face and complains about him not being there. After all the photos were gone Sasuke shrugged.
"I just want to go join Orochimaru-sama." He said. "I don't care if Naruto is Narubo or not." Sakura anime-fell.
"Well let us train and be good BOBOBO SERVAAAANNNNTS!" Narubo cried. "SAKURA, SASUKE! JOIN BOBOBO! YOU SHALL BE NAMED BOSUKE! AND SAKUBO!" Both started twitching.
"Okay now I care." Sasuke said. He got up and got ready to attack Narubo. He flew at him and threw a shuriken! Which wasn't a shuriken and was a banana peel…
"WHAT THE CRAP?" Sasuke cried.
"It's BoBoBo's world." Narubo said with an insane grin. "Nothing makes sense now."
"THEN I'LL KICK YOU!" Sasuke said racing for Narubo. He aimed a kick and… missed. Narubo didn't even move.
"That was a bad kick." Narubo said. "But my Fist of Nosehair attacks haven't gotten weak!" Gai, Sasuke, and Sakura all fell on their knees and begged him not to use that attack."
Aww its okay nosehairs." Narubo said. "You'll play someday… when someone is a traitor to the great BoBoBo!"

"Okay it's time to become traitors to the great BoBoBo." Kakashi said. "We will speak in cat language!" Neji slapped his hand to his face
"I don't know cat language!" He said, annoyed.
"Good!" Kakashi cried. "Then you can't spill me and Tenten's secrets!" Suddenly he and Tenten started whispering in cat language. Neji twitched. He turned to look around and keep lookout. When he turned back to them they both had turned into cats. And they were meowing loudly.
"I must find a way to help!" Neji cried. He ran off and tripped on one of BoBoBet's cookies! It flew into the air. "NOO! I JUST STEPPED ON THAT!" Neji cried as it fell into his mouth. He swallowed because it got stuck and he started choking. When he stood up he too had an Afro and was dressed like BoBoBo.
"HEEYY!" He cried. "You guys wouldn't be talking about BoBoBo!" Neji asked. "Because BoBoBo is the best!" Both cats began laughing at him. Kakashi spoke in human language, even though he was a cat.
"Stop joking Neji. We all know that we have to overthrow BoBoBo." He turned back to Tenten as Neji clenched his fists.
"MY NAME IS NEJIBO!" He cried. "AND YOU ARE PLOTTING AGAINST THE KING OF FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR! BOBOBO HIMSELF!"

"MY NAME IS NEJIBO!" Team 7 heard. "AND YOU ARE PLOTTING AGAINST THE KING OF FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR! BOBOBO HIMSELF!" Narubo ran towards the sound."TRAITORS!" He cried. He arrived next to Nejibo.
"Narubo!" Nejibo cried. "These people are plotting, in cat language, against BoBoBo!"
"They must be stopped!" Narubo cried."All right technique T-R-A-TOR!" Nejibo nodded. The both took stances. Sakura and Sasuke raced up.
"What is going on?" Sakura asked. Narubo turned to her.
"Kakashi is a traitor and so is Tenten! Me and Nejibo will teach them!" He said.
"Nejibo?" Sasuke asked. Before they got an answer both he and Nejibo had finished their preparations!
"GOOOOOO!" They cried in unison! "T-R-A-TOR FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR ATTAAACKK!" The cried. Then, to no ones amazement, they suddenly had BoBoBo-like nosehair and attacked Tenten and Kakashi. Both of them went flying and landed in Orochimaru's stew.
"I GOT A CAT IN MY STEW! A CAT IN MY STEW! OH YEAH! SASUKE IM COMIN' FO' YOU!" He "rapped" Both cats scrambled to run.

Sakura had fainted at the sight of Narubo and Nejibo. Both of which looked back to normal without nosehair. Sasuke just stood there twitching.
"You both have…" He then fainted.
"Well we saved BoBoBo's world!" Narubo said. He high-fived Neji! "Lets go report!"
"Yes lets!" Nejibo said. They skipped off, wearing dresses, as Narubet and Nejibet. This left Sakura and Sasuke even more scarred then before.

"BOBOBO!" Narubo cried, bursting into the Hokage's office.
"WHAT IS IT NARUBO?" BoBoBo cried.
"KAKASHI AND TENTEN ARE KITTIES!" Nejibo cried out! BoBoBo, Nejibo, and Narubo cried out in fear.
"AHHHH KITTIES!" They cried.
"Oh yeah and they were planning on ending BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo!" Neji said. "They wanted to save this place!"
"THOSE FIENDS!" BoBoBo cried. "Well they are taken care of…"
"Not permanently!" Narubo said. "T-R-A-TOR Fist of the Nosehair only sent them flying! They are a strong bunch!"
"Then we must prepare for war…" BoBoBo said. "You guys!"
"YES SIR?" They asked.
"You form a third team of Sensei Swap! You have no sensei and you are not part of their teams anymore! They are all traitors!" BoBoBo shouted. "You agree Tsunade?"
"BITE ME!" Tsunade cried. She was tied up.

Sakura and Sasuke waited for Narubo to return. They had formed a plan to turn him back to normal… it was one Sasuke knew would work. First Sakura would kiss Narubo and then he'd beat the crap out of him. Then, if that didn't work, they'd beat the crap out of him again!
"It's the perfect plan!" Sasuke said. "Then we'll see if he can tell us where the gates of BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo are!" Sakura nodded.
"There is no way Naruto wouldn't return!" She cried happily. She and Sasuke began sobbing and hugging each other.

POOOOOF!

Everyone was at Tsunade's office. BoBoBo was wearing a lampshade and thought he was perfectly disguised. Nejibo and Narubo were standing on Tsunade's desk.
"I'm just the paper holder." Narubo said. "No Narubo here!"
"I'm just the pencil sharpener!" Nejibo said. "No Nejibo here!" Everyone sweat-dropped.
"All right! I brought you all here for a reason! Sensei swap has a new rule…" She said. "The new rule is that Nejibo and Narubo are entered under BoBoBo as their sensei. Every team is a two-man team now."
"I WANT GAAAAI SENSEI!" cried Lee. "WAHHHH!"
"I…" Narubo started.
"Can't…." BoBoBo continued.
"Stand…" Nejibo said…
"CRYBABIES!" They all shouted springing forward! All of them attacked with Fist of Nosehair and Rock Lee went flying. Tsunade groaned.
"Well you all know so go play!" She said. Then she sweat-dropped when she saw BoBoBo, Nejibo, and Narubo playing with action figures in her office.
"I BLEW YOU UP!" Narubo shouted.
"NO MY MAN IS UNDESTROYABLE!" Nejibo shouted.
"MY MAN CAN BEAT ALL OF YOURS!" BoBoBo shouted. Tsunade looked at the clock. This was going to be a loooong four days.

"Well now we don't have spies on our tail." Kakashi said. He turned to look at his tail "How I love this tail!" He said hugging it. Sakura twitched."Okay now we have to figure out the location of the doors to BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo." She said. "When we get there we close them!"
"Slight problem…" Sasuke said. "Upon studying gateways to other worlds…"
"WHEN DID YOU DO THAT?" Sakura cried. "WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME!"
"I did it when I ate this pudding!" Sasuke said holding up an empty pudding cup. It was sobbing over the lost pudding. Sakura twitched.
"Anyways…" Sasuke continued, tossing the cup aside (cup:"AHHH!"). "The closer we get to the gates the more random things get. We may even find that the gate cannot be closed."
"Oh crap!" Kakashi shouted. "And we only have four days to close them with!"
"WE SHALL DO IT FOR THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
They hugged in the sunset.

"YOO!" Cried a voice. They all turned to look at… Narubo wearing a Pikachu mask. "I am a Pikachu! Don't mind me!" He said. "Just go about your business so I can catch you being traitors to BoBoBo!" Everyone sweat-dropped. Then they tackled Narubo.
"YOU ARE OUR CAPTIVE!" They cried. They tied him up in a room and forced him to watch English Naruto episodes.
"THIS IS A GREAT DUB!" He cried. They all looked at each other horrified.
"He… likes the dub…" Sakura said. "WHAT DO WE DO!"
"Just keep him there." Nejibo said.
"All right!" They all said happily. Then they realized who said that. "AHHHH!"
"What?" Nejibo asked.
"What happened to him?" Someone asked. It was… Iruka!
"Oh nothing much… just BoBoBo took him over and he is spying on us." Kakashi said. "What about you?"
"I just got adopted to the BoBoBo force!" Iruka said. "I AM! IRUBO!" Everyone anime-fell.
"These BoBoBo names need to stop!" Sakura cried.
"Iruka…" Kakashi said. "I hope you are joking."
"Yep!" Iruka said laughing. "I wanted to see your faces."
"Well, well, well…" Said a cloaked figure. "Aren't you all having fun…" It was the EMPEROR!
"AHHHHH!" Everyone shouted. "PALPATINE! HE IS UGLY!" They ran for it.
"Aww darn it!" The Emperor said. "I just wanted to offer them a carrot."

"It's so dark in this tunnel that we ran into!" A voice said.
"Someone get some light in here!"
"HEY WHO IS HUGGING ME?"
"What is this thing? It's weird and is fun to poke."
"AHHH GET THIS CAT OFF ME!"
"Poke the soft thing"
"MEOW!"
"MOW!"
"MEOW MOW MOW MOW MEW!"
"MEW MOW!"
"LUMOS!" The room lit up. Harry Potter and friends stood there with their wands lighting the room.
"Awww its Tenten kitty!" Rock Lee said. He had been poking her. She leapt at him and started scratching. Kakashi was the other cat. And Gai was hugging Sakura. He leapt away.
"YOU ARE NOT LEE!" He cried.
"GAI!" Lee called out. Gai turned in slow motion!
"LEEEEEEEEEEEE" He cried.
"GGGGGAAAAAIIIII-SSSSEENENNNNSSSSEEEIII!" Lee cried.
"NO SUNSETS IN HERE! IT IS TOO SMALL!" Ron shouted. "You two are mental! And you have your own special effects!"
"Ronald!" Hermione shouted kicking him. "DON'T INSULT THEM!"
"BUT THEY ARE MENTAL!" Ron shouted. "LIKE THAT BOBOBO PERSON!"
"You take that back!" Nejibo said.
"Why? You are against him too aren't you?" Harry asked. "Last I checked everyone but BoBoBo was against BoBoBo."
"MY NAME IS NEJIBO!" Nejibo shouted. "AND IF YOU INSULT THE GREAT BOBOBO AGAIN I'LL USE SNOT FO U!" The trio backed away.

"Professor…" Snape said. "I think we have stumbled into the world of Naruto."
"Yes, we have." Dumbledore said. "So I suppose we can only join BoBoBo."
"NO!" Kakashi cried. "Don't! Pleaaase!" He started crying. "BoBoBo wants to take over Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! And the only way is to take over us!"
"A NOBLE CAUSE!" Nejibo shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Kakashi shouted at him.
"OR WE'LL PUT YOU WITH NARUBO!"
"Oh you mean the kid who was watching the English Naruto?" Snape asked. "We let him out."
"…Crap" Sasuke said. "He's probably gone to fetch… BoBoBo!"

FIVE HOURS LATER…

"Any minute now BoBoBo will show up!" Sasuke said. Everyone, sick of waiting for nothing, beat Sasuke up!
"Yo he got pounded! He got pounded! Sasuke…Got Pounded!" Orochimaru "rapped". Sasuke hugged him.
"OROCHIMARU SAMA!" He cried. "I ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH!" Sakura twitched.
"Why are you guys here?" Asked Frodo.
"I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE OUTSIDE OF THE FANFIC!" Cried Kakashi.
"We are!" Gandalf said. "You have stumbled into our story! This is the Mines of Moria!"
"YAAAAY!" Everyone cheered. Except Nejibo who they had kicked away! "WE ARE FREE!"
"Not quite!" A voice said. "It is time!" They all recognized the voice.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They shouted.

"IT IS TIME FOR CHALLENGE FOUR!" BOOOOOOOOOM! The whole Mines were blown up and everyone inside put in a room.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cried Sakura. She fell to the floor sobbing. "WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE!"
"That's right." BoBoBo said. "It's my world now!"
"Orochimaru-sama!" Sasuke said happily. Sakura twitched some more.
"Okay now everyone from the previous chapter is here!" Konohamaru said.
"Except for… TINGLE!" He cheered.
"TINGLE WANT TO BE A FAIRY!" Tingle yelled. Konohamaru's face fell. "Okay the fourth challenge is… RACING!" He cried.
"Racing?"
"Yeah the first person to that line wins. READYGO!" He cried. Everyone stumbled forth but three things crossed the line first. All at the same time! And each of them freaking out everyone! It was BoBoBo, Nejibo, and Narubo's nosehairs! Everyone looked at them twitching.
"Well since they had an unfair advantage we'll play a new challenge!" Konohamaru said.
"NO YOU WON'T" BoBoBo cried! "YOU LOSE! TEAM BOBOBO WINS!" He and his team took stances.
"TRIPLE-SUPER-DUPER-VICTORY-SNOT FO U!" The cried. They attacked and Konohamaru was sent flying into Yu-Gi-Oh! GX where he was forced to duel!
"AHHH I AM A NINJA! NOT A DUELIST!" He cried.

"All's well that ends well!" BoBoBo said. "We just need to win the other three challenges and we get in the lead!"
"How about we make a bet?" Said Gandalf. "I am wise and know how to make one!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET?" BoBoBo asked.
"I bet that if Kakashi's team wins or ties with you, you have to close the doors to BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo." Gandalf said. "And if they lose you get Konoha and the One Ring."
"MY RING!" Frodo said. Gandalf kicked him.
"DEAL! THE RING IS SO SHINEY!" BoBoBo cried.
"All right!" Kakashi said turning to Neji and TenTen. "WE MUST WIN! Or tie! So go easy on the next challenge. BUT THE ONE AFTER THAT WE MUST WIN! MEOW MEW MOW!" He raced off.
"MEOW MEW MOW!" Tenten echoed and followed. They transformed into cats and leapt off. Neji ran after them sobbing about how he couldn't use cat language.
"All right Bos!" BoBoBo said. "We will win this! OR ELSE!"
"YES BOBOBO!" Nejibo and Narubo said happily. Sakura turned to Sasuke to find he was gone.

WITH SASUKE:

Sasuke is staring at a picture of Orochimaru. This picture is… a stick figure with Orochimaru's head pasted on it.
"Orochimaru sama!" He cried.
On the back of the picture said "HAHAHA! – Narubo"

TO BE CONTINUED…

Author's notes:

Wow this story progressed much differently then I first thought it would. I have a habit of making my comedy fanfics more insane than originally planned. And this is no exception. Already it went from a simple TV show to a plot of BoBoBo taking over Konoha. And Narubo and Nejibo? I still wonder how I made them. My friends call me insane when they read my stories xD. Maybe it's true?

Well I am saddened that no one reviewed the longest chapter (chap 6) but I guess I'll have to get over it. But the chapter used so many jokes and took a while to write... ahh well. As long as this chapter isn't ignored. :)