The first audio diary Jack found, located in the Welcome Center,
I am Wakko the Toon. And I'm here to ask you a question:
Is a guy not entitled to his own perspiration?
"No!" says the weatherman, "it belongs to the water cycle."
"Noooo!" says the cleaning lady, "it belongs in the laundry."
"No." says the jogger, "it belongs on the sweat bands."
Well, I don't care much for people telling me to take a bath or use deodorant. If you feel the same way, swim on down to...
drum roll please! Bddddddddddddddd
rrrrrRAPTURE!
The city where the statue need not fear the bird droppings,
where the event planner need not fear rain-checks,
where the 1%er need not fear the IRS!
And with the strength of your B.O., Rapture can become your city too!