Konoha Television: Sensei Swap

by TheAprilFool

When Tsunade gets bored of the shows on TV she decides to make her own. BoBoBo's team is tied with Kaakshi's with the fate of Konoha in Kakashi's hands. And that's not good. CATKASHI ENTRY TO FANFIC CONTEST

9. Too Many Guests

Chapter 8
CHALLENGE NUMBER 5!

Sakura was staring at the picture of their team. She was thinking about when they took the picture… about the fact that she wanted to beat up Naruto for no reason… about the fact that… wait… what was she thinking of? She really was just staring at the picture with no thoughts in her head at all. She just sat there. Why? She was… weird!

Sasuke was still staring at that picture of Orochimaru. He was thinking about the time Orochimaru tried to kill him in the forest. He admired that memory so much.

Kakashi was… reading his book. He giggled as he read it. This disturbed Iruka who had the displeasure of sitting next to him at the meeting.
"I call this Botendous meeting to order!" BoBoBo said.
"Only I can do that." Tsunade said.
"Go ahead Tsunabo!" BoBoBo said happily.
"MY NAME IS NOT TSUNABO!" Tsunade cried.
"That's right!" Kurenai shouted. "That's the name of my pickle!" She held up a pickle and no one noticed anything weird.
"WELL I AM A CAT!" Kakashi yelled transforming.
"I… EAT… PASTA!" Iruka shouted. Everyone gasped!
"THAT IS THE WORST FOOD EVER!" They cried. "IT IS LIKE A WORSE VERSION OF RAMEN! HOW COULD YOU EAT IT?" Nobody knew why everyone hated pasta all of a sudden. In fact they all had enjoyed it in the past. It was BoBoBo's world all right.
"Because… I was hungry!" Iruka said.
"No Narubo here…" Said Narubo. He was… standing in the middle of the table with no disguise. "I am just the candle holder…" He said.
"We don't use candles at meetings." Tsunade said.
"Sure we do Tsunabo!" BoBoBo cried.
"No Nejibo here… I am just a picture." Nejibo said. He was standing on the wall.
"Okay!" Everyone said happily.

Gai was sobbing in the sunset… alone.
"I am abandoning the Springtime of Youth!" Rock Lee shouted. "I feel compelled to join BOBOBO!"
"NO MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!" Gai sobbed. "DON'T!"
"But I have to!" Rock Lee said. "This note from you said to." He holds out a note that BoBoBo wrote.
"OH NO I DID WRITE THIS!" Gai shouted, not able to recognize between his and BoBoBo's handwriting. "YOU MUST JOIN HIM!""YES GAI SENSEI!" Lee shouted!

Tenten was just sitting by herself with an insane grin on her face. Kiba walked over to her.
"Hey! Tenten! I saw you on TV last night… that BoBo guy is really cool." He said. She just sat there with the same grin. She pointed to a bridge and giggled. Kiba walked over to it."What's so funny?" He asked. Then he saw a sign:

ALL THAT THINK BOBOBO IS COOL STAND HERE.

"Cool!" He said standing there. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The bridge exploded and Kiba flew into the sky. Tenten started laughing her head off, insanely.

"All right the meeting is set to decide what to do when Shizune arrives!" Tsunade said. "The second I see her I always remember to take my medicine!""Well you could always… take them." Kakashi suggested.
"NEVER! I SHALL DESTROY SHIZUNE! BOBOBO! I NEED NARUTO! I NEED HIS NINE-TAILS FOUR-TAILED FORM! TO DESTROY SHIZUNE MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
"His what?" Kakashi asked.
"Oh wait… we aren't there yet…" Tsunade said. "We are around episode one hundred and one…" Everyone began twitching.
"Episode one hundred and one?" Kakashi asked.
"Uhh… no!" She cried. She leapt over to her desk and burned the Naruto Manga that she had been reading. Everyone looked with interest.
"So you know what happens later on in our futures!" They cried. "TELL US!"
"Uhh…. BoBoBo… Tsunabo needs you…" She said. "Tsunabo need you to beat everyone up!"
"Sorry Tsunade. You aren't Tsunabo!" BoBoBo said. Tsunade anime-fell, a feat that rarely happened anymore due to BoBoBo's world merging with Naruto's world.
"Then why do you call me it?" She asked.
"To make you angry." BoBoBo said. "Because anger speeds up my world!"
Then the door opened and in stepped in…

Tenten was now laughing her head off. She had just sent: Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Hinata, Ino, Chouji, and herself flying. Everyone glared at her as they flew through the air.

The door opened to reveal… Buzz Lightyear!
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" He cried. Everyone turned back to the meeting.
"So how do we make sure Shizune stays away?" Tsunade asked.
"I could unleash my… LASER ON HER!" Buzz shouted.
"THAT'S PERFECT!" Tsunade cried! "BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!"
"HEY THAT LINE IS FROM STAR WARS!" Ben Kenobi yelled. He flew into the room and overshot Tsunade and slammed into the wall.
"OOOOOOHHHHHHH!" Everyone shouted.

"Okay, remember she has black hair and carries, or walks next to, a pig!" Tsunade said.
"Buzz Lightyear has your info!" Buzz said. After an hour he fell asleep.

"TSUNADE-SAMA!" Cried Narubo! "INTRUDERS IN THE VILLAGE!"
"WHAT!" Tsunade cried. "SHIZUNE GOT IN?"
"NO! IT'S WORSE!" Narubo cried. "IT'S THE X-MEN!"
"X-Men?" Tsunade asked. "Never heard of them."
"Oh okay!" Narubo said skipping off as Narubet. Tsunade twitched.

"Okay I think you did something wrong Kurt." Said Wolverine. "This place isn't the right place!"
"What is the right place?" Nightcrawler asked.
"A place." Wolverine said.
"Cool!" Shouted Cyclops. "I love places! Especially ones I can tear apart!" They looked at him like he was crazy.
"So where are we?" Asked Jean. "Professor?"
"We are in Konoha." Said Xavier. "It is a village of Ninjas."
"We can take ninjas!" Cyclops said. "JUST LET ME AT THEM! MWAHAHAHAHA!" They all looked at him like he was crazy again.

"YOOOOOOSH!" Cried Gai Sensei. "WELCOME TO KONOHA YOUTHFUL PEOPLE!"
"YES WELCOME!" Cried Lee. "WE HOPE YOU WILL FIND YOUR SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH HERE!"
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
Sakura popped up.
"Do we have to have a sunset sequence in every chapter?" She asked. Then she left.
"YES!" Cried Lee! "IT SAYS SO ON OUR CONTRACTS!"
"YAY FOR CONTRACTS!" Gai shouted. Then the sunset sequence commenced. The X-Men were disturbed.

"Well, well, well." BoBoBo said. "If it isn't CatKashi!" His nosehair wrapped around a cat with a mask and one eye covered. "Spying on me no doubt?" The cat scratched at him.
"MEOW!" It cried.
"Hahaha!" BoBoBo laughed. "You can't beat me Kakashi. Not even with your Sharingan!"
"MY SHARINGAN IS PERFECT! IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND MAKES ME BEAUTIFUL!" Kakashi roared at him.
"Dude… you ugly!" BoBoBo cried.
"TAKE THAT BACK!" Kakashi cried.
"NO!" BoBoBo answered.
"Then there is but one thing left… I must…" Then he coughed up a hairball onto BoBoBo. BoBoBo ran off looking for a bath. Catkashi turned back into Kakashi and walked off.

"Okay, bub," Wolverine said. "What was that sunset thing about?"
"They have their own special effects." Ronald Weasley said. "And they are mental."
"This whole place is mental." Said Harry.
"YOO!" Narubo cried. Gai and Rock Lee sweat-dropped and the others just watched, disturbed.
"I AM THE GREAT NARUBO!" Narubo cried. "I WORK WITH THE GREAT BOBOBO!"
"BoBoBo?" Xavier asked. "Hmm… it seems we are in the show BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo…"
"No we still got a few days before the merger is that far. But it is close! Right now the show is named BoNaruBo-Bo!" Narubo said. Gai and Rock Lee ran off screaming.
ZAAAP! Narubo went flying!
"SCOTT!" Jean cried. Cyclops laughed. "I got him with my beamy eyes!" He cried. Then he started crying happily.
"I HATE CRYBABIES!" Narubo cried! He attacked and Cyclops went flying into the sky! The X-Men looked at Narubo.
"What kind of a mutant are you?" Wolverine asked. "A nosehair runt?"
"NOSEHAIR RUNT?" Narubo cried. "I AM NOT PUNY! I AM A GREAT SERVANT TO THE GREAT BOBOBO HIMSELF!"
"Who is this BoBoBo?" Storm asked.
"HisnameisBoBoBo-BoBo-BoBoandhefightsthehairhunttroopwhowanteveryonetobebald.BoBoboisthebestandyouneverknowwhathe'lldonext!" Narubo said. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"A bit slower?" Wolverine asked.
"HIS NAME IS BOBOBO! THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!" Roared Narubo as he turned into a jet and flew off.
"That kid scares me." Rogue said.

"THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY IS ABOUT TO START! KAKASHI vs. BOBOBO!" A voice cried. "EVERYONE TO THE ARENA SEATS THAT MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED!" No one moved and continued going about there daily lives.
"I SAID GET TO THE ARENA NOWWW!" Yelled BoBoBo. Everyone suddenly appeared in the seats.
"WHAT THE CRAP!" They shouted. In the arena Kakashi was looking around. BoBoBo hadn't arrived yet. The X-Men sat comfortably… well not really seeing how they all were chained up. Kakashi looked at everyone. There was the Lord of the Rings cast. Harry Potter cast. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast and the Cosby Show cast. Tingle and the cast of Star Wars and the cast of Naruto as well!
"I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!" Kakashi cried. "I MUST SING!"
"YOU SHALL NOT SING!" Gandalf cried. He leapt out into the arena and fell on his face. Kakashi looked at him then turned to the crowd.
"IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIFIFFFFFFFEEEEE!" He sang, off key. "AAAAND IT"S NOW OR NEEEEEEVVVVVEEERRRRR! I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVVVVEEEEERRRRRRR!"
"BOOO!" Cried out people. ZAAAAAAAAP! Kakashi was fried by Cyclops' beam!
"YOU SUCK!" Cyclops cried. Kakashi transformed into Catkashi and leapt for Cyclops… who zapped him. BoBoBo looked at Catkashi and cried out.
"I WIN!"

"ITS TIME FOR CHALLENGE FIIIIIVVEE!"

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

"All right!" Konohamaru shouted, "ITS TIME FOR OUR FIFTH CHALLENGE!"
"What are we doing here?" Xavier asked.
"BECAUSE BOBOBOS WORLD IS NEAR COMPLETE AND WE NEED MORE COMEDY!" Konohamaru shouted. "WE NEED TO OVERDO THE COMEDY! SO THAT PEOPLE GET SICK OF THE COMEDY!"
"Yo that didn't rhyme don't do it one more time!" He "rapped". Konohamaru turned to him.
"DO YOU WANT TO BE A PANCAKE?" He threatened.
"I don't really care! You are far too square!" Orochimaru "rapped". Konohamaru was indeed square. He was a square with a Konohamaru image on it.
"Awww man!" He said. "Anyways the next challenge is… DANCING!" Everyone looked at him.
"Dancing?" Kakashi said. "Why not singing? I sing great!"
"A LIE!" Sakura shouted!

"Okay singing it is! Our contestants are:

Narubo

Nejibo
BoBoBo

Gai-Sensei

Sakura

Sasuke

Kakashi

Rock Lee

Tenten

Orochimaru

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Hermione Granger

Severus Snape

Albus Dumbledore

Minverva McGonagall

Voldemort

Gandalf

Frodo

Sam

Pippin

Merry

Aragorn

Legolas

Gimli

Gollum

Beauty

Don Patch

Carlton

Will Smith

Ashley

Hilary

Uncle Phil

Aunt Vivian

Jazz

Mr. Huxtable

Mrs. Huxtable

Theo

Vanessa

Rudy

Sandra

Elvin

Kenny

Luke Skywalker

Anakin Skywalker (Ep III)

Padme Skywalker (EP III)
Emperor Palpatine

Chancellor Palpatine (Ep III)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ep I)

Ben Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

Jar-Jar Binks

Darth Vader

Princess Leia

Han Solo

Cyclops

Wolverine

Rogue

Jean

Xavier

Nightcrawler

Storm

Magneto

Mystique

Spider-Man

Green Goblin

Doctor Octopus

Mary Jane

DareDevil

Superman

Lex Luther" Konohamaru said. "Each has to make a song and sing it!"

NARUBO:

"Oh I love BoBoBo!

Oh yeah I do!

My name is Nah, Narubo!

Oh yeah it's true! BOBOBO
IS THE BEST! BOBOBO
BEATS THE REST! BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO!"

"IT SUCKED!" Cried Konohamaru.
"WAHHH!" BoBoBo, Nejibo, and Narubo cried.

NEJIBO:

"OH I LOVE BOBOBO!
YES I LOVE BOBOBO!
MY NAME IS NEJIBO!
YES MY NAME IS NEJIBO!
BOBOBO IS THE BEST!
BOBOBO BEATS THE REST!
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO
BO"

"IT SUCKED!" Cried Konohamaru… again.
"WAHHH!" BoBoBo, Nejibo, and Narubo cried… again.

BOBOBO:
"I LOVE NOSEHAIR YES I DO!
I LOVE NOSEHAIR YES IT IS TRUE!
NOSEHAIR ROCKS! NOSHAIR ROCKS!
NOSEHAIR ROCKS! IT ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS!
I ROCK TOO! IM NOT BLUE! I AM THE BEST
I BEAT THE REST! MY NAME IS BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"That was… HORRID ROTTEN STUPID GO AWAY!" Konohamaru cried. And again Team Bo was sobbing.

GAI SENSEI:
"THIS AIN'T NO SONG FOR THE YOUTHLESS HEARTED!
NO SILENT PRAYER FOR THE YOUTHLESS HEARTED!
I AINT GONNA BE ONE OF THAT CROWD
IM GONNA FIND MY YOUTH AND SHOW IT OFF PROUD!

SPPPRINGTIME YOUUUUTH
IT IS THE BEEESST!
OH YEAH ITS BEATS THE REEEST!
THE SPRIIING TIME OF YOUUTH!
SPRIIMGTIME YOUUUTH!
IT IS THE BEEST
OH YEAH IT BEATS THE REEEST!
OHH, THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!
SPRING TIME YOUTH!"

"YOU RIPPED THAT TUNE OFF OF BON JOVI'S IT'S MY LIFE SONG!" Konohamaru shouted. He beat up Gai Sense
"At least my song was better than BoBoBo…" Gai said.
"GOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR!" Three voices yelled. Gai went flying into the sunset that Rock Lee was sobbing into.
"OH GAI SENSEI! COME BAAACK!" He cried.

SAKURA:

…

"Well?" Konohamaru asked.

…

"HELLO!" He cried.
"IM THINKING!" Sakura yelled.
"TIME IS MONEY! SO USE LESS TIME!" Konohamaru yelled.
"You aren't getting paid you know…" Narubo said.
"Oh yeah…" Konohamaru said.

I LOVE SASU-

"NEXT!" Konohamaru cried. "No gooey love songs here."

SASUKE:

No.

"Aww come on!" Konohamaru said.
"No." Sasuke repeated. "I don't sing."
"SING OR DIE!" Konohamaru yelled. Sakura was weeping over not getting the chance to sing. Narubo was nodding with BoBoBo about their songs being the best.
"Okay lets move on then. Sasuke… causes Team 7 to drop out!" Team seven looked horrified.
"WHAT?" Sakura yelled.
"You guys fail this challenge due to Sasuke." Konohamaru said. "Not that any of your songs were good." With that he pulled a lever and Team 7 was sent flying.

KAKASHI:

Meow, Meow, Meow!
Meow, Meow Mow!
MEOW MEEOW MEEOWWW MEEEOW!

Kakashi suddenly raced over to Konohamaru and started beating the crap out of him.
"MMEEEOOOW!" He cried. "MEOWMEOWMEOW! MMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOWWW!"
"AHHHH" Konohamaru shouted.
"MMMEEEOOOOWOWW!" Kakashi screamed. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"We are going to need good songs to beat everyone else…" Tenten told Rock Lee. Lee started rubbing his neck.
"Uhh… I can't sing." He said.
"WHAT?" Tenten cried.
"MEEEEOOOOOWWW!"

TENTEN:

HOTDOGS ARE EDIBLE!
POTATOS ARE EDIBLE!
CAKE IS EDIBLE!
I AM NOT EDIBLE!
I AM THE BEST!

"How was that?" Tenten asked Konohamaru.
"I think…" He said.
"Yes?" She asked.
"That song…" He started.
"Yes?" She said anxiously.
"SUCKS!" Konohamaru cried. He grabbed a wrapping paper roll and attacked!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Save us Rock Lee… You are our only hope!" She cried. "OUR ONLY HOPE DO YOU HEAR ME? SING GOOD OR I KILL YOU!" Lee nodded.
"Yosh!" He cried.

ROCK LEE

"THIS AIN'T NO SONG FOR THE YOUTHLESS HEARTED!
NO SILENT PRAYER FOR THE YOUTHLESS HEARTED!
I AINT GONNA BE ONE OF THAT CROWD
IM GONNA FIND MY YOUTH AND SHOW IT OFF PROUD!

SPPPRINGTIME YOUUUUTH
IT IS THE BEEESST!
OH YEAH ITS BEATS THE REEEST!
THE SPRIIING TIME OF YOUUTH!
SPRIIMGTIME YOUUUTH!
IT IS THE BEEST
OH YEAH IT BEATS THE REEEST!
OHH, THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!
SPRING TIME YOUTH!"

"BAKABAKABAKABAKA!" Konohamaru cried. "YOU STOLE GAI'S SONG!" He then proceeded to grab a knife and walk towards Lee. Lee started shivering. Suddenly Daredevil walked by him and into the wall.
"Oof" He said. Then he did it again. "Oof!" This pattern continued.
"Do you want a hand seeing where you are going?" Sakura asked him.
"NO! I AM A BLIND SUPERHERO! I MUST WALK BY MYSELF! I AM SUPER COOL THAT WAY!" He walked into the wall again. "Oof!" No one twitched anymore. They were used to this.

Orochimaru:

SNAAAAKES! I AM A SNNNNAAKEMAN! SNAKES!
SNAKES! SNAKES ROCK! THEY ROCK ROCK ROCK!
ROOOOCKKK! ROOOOOOOOOCCCKKK!
ROOOOOOOCCCKKKKKK! ROOOOOOOOCCCCKKKK!

HIIISSSSS THEY SAY HIISSSSS THEY ARE SNAKKESS!
THEY ARE COOOOOOOOL! THEY ROOOOOOCK! THEY ROOOOOOOCCKKK!
THEY ROOOOCCCKKK! ROCK ROCK SNAKES ROCK!

He bowed after his Heavy Metal song.
"No one understood your screaming." Konohamaru said. "Is that even real music?"
"NO ONE INSULTS OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Sasuke roared! He attacked Konohamaru with the same plastic lollipop and Konohamaru was a pancake!
"MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA" Sasuke roared. "MWAHAHAH-"
"MEEEEOOOW!" Kakashi roared! He started beating Sasuke up. "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!"

HARRY POTTER

I love maaagiic! Maaagic is coool!
It gives meee strength! And makes meee coool!
IIIII AAAAM COOOOOOLLLLL WITH MMMAAAGGIIICCCC!
IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIII I LOVE MAAAAGIIIC!

Magic helps meeeeee Magic does things for meeee!
Maaagic is the best thing I've eeever known!
Oh, I could not live! Without Maaaaaagiicc!
MAAAAAAGGGIIIC! MMAAAAAAGIIIIC!
MAGIC IS THE WAAAAAAAY!

"…NO!" Konohamaru yelled. Harry's face fell and he hung his head.
"I thought I was pretty good." He said.
"KAKASHI WAS BETTER THAN THAT!" Konohamaru cried. "AND HIS SONG HURT!"
"Hey!" Kakashi said. "I spent a whole millisecond thinking up that song!"
"Oof!" Daredevil said, running into the wall again. "oof!"
"STOP MOVING!" Konohamaru shouted at him.

RONALD WEASLEY

… THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! THAT I'VE EVER LEARNED!
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'VE LEARNED AS FAR AS SNAPE IS CONCERNED….
IS NEVER TO GO NEAR! HIS SLIMEY HAIR! FOR THEN YOU WILL BE MUCH TO CLOSE
AND THEN THE ESCAPE HAS BEEN CLOSED!

"SHUUT UP!" Konohamaru roared. "WHY IS EVERY DECENT SONG A SPOOF OF A TUNE SOMEONE ALREADY MADE? YOU ARE SPOOFING THAT WILLY WONKA SONG ABOUT TELEVISION! By the way that song was completely wrong and tv doesn't rot your brain… it melts it!"
"YES! WE SHALL MELT THE BRAINS OF THE WORLD!" A television yelled. Everyone turned to it and pulled out lasers. ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!

HERMIONE GRANGER

AAAAA PLUS! AAAAAA PLUS! A PLUS IS MY GRADE!
MY GRADE! MY GRADE! A PLUS IS MY GRADE AND IT MAKES ME SMILE!
I SMILE FOR MY GRADE! ONLY FOR MY GRAAADE!
MY GRADE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME SMILE!

"HERMIONE!" A paper with A+ written on it cried.
"A!" She cried. They raced for each other.
"HERMIONE!" It cried.
"A!" She cried. Then they finally reached each other and Hermione was crushing the paper.
"YOU HAVE FAILED ME!" She cried. "YOU CAME TOO EARLY! MY SONG WASN"T DONE!"
"AHHH!" It cried.

SEVERUS SNAPE

I love potions. Potions love me!
We are a happy family!
Full of boiling cauldrons and explosions
Here or there! Won't you join us?
Hey don't stare!

While singing he had been hugging a cauldron and had begun to kiss it when he finished. Everyone was twitching, especially Harry and his friends.
"OH MY GOD!" Cried Hermione. "THIS IS HORRID!"
"SNAPE'S MENTAL!"
"THAT'S AWSOME!" Harry laughed. He took a picture. "BLACKMAIL!"
"NOOO!" Snape cried! Then Darth Vader slapped him!
"THAT IS MY LINE!" He cried.

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
Socks… are grand. Socks… are not sand. (Gaara watched angrily).
Socks… are soft… they are not chicken broth!
Socks… Socks… SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOOOOCKSS! (Heavy metal screaming)
SOOOOCKS ROCKKKKKKKKKK THHHHEEYY ROOOOOCCKKKK!
THEY ROOOCKKK!THEY ARE SOOOOOCKS!

"I think Dumbledore is mental…" Ron said.
"Nah he just loves socks." Harry said.
"I say that is too much love." Hermione replied.
"Are you sure?" Harry asked.
"Actually I think you marrying your Firebolt was too much love…" Hermione said.
"No that was disgusting." Ron corrected her.

MCGONAGALL
… NO!

McGonagall ran for it! But instead of getting to safety she ran straight into Cyclops.
"YOU DARE KNOCK ME OVER!" He cried. "ZZAAPP!"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
McGonagall went flying.
"OH NO! PROFESSOR!" Hermione shouted.
"Look at her fly!" Dumbledore said, amused.
"She might set a record." Snape said.
"DON'T YOU GUYS CARE?" Ron asked. Dumbledore and Snape looked at each other then Ron.
"Nope."

VOLDEMORT

"My song is known as the Tribute to Avada Kedavra" He said. They all nodded then freaked out when he ran out into the streets of New York dancing ballet.

Avada Kedavra!

He sang every few seconds and a person dropped over dead. Everyone was twitching and scared. Except for Orochimaru.
"YOU ARE A REAL GOOD SINNGER YO!" He cried. "YO YO YO YO!" Then he got hit and fell over dead.

GANDALF

YOOOOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU SHALL NOT PAAS!
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAS!

You can't get by me! I shall not
Let you pass! I am the best!
I do not let… anyone paaaast!

YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAS!
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAS!
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAS!
NO! NO! NO! NO! PAASS!

No one passes by meeeeee!
When Im drivin down the road they all stay
Behiiiind me! They all stay away!
Because! If they pass! I ZAP THEM AND THEY!
DIIIIIEEEEEE!

Everyone stared at Gandalf.
"You drive?" Frodo asked. "Why couldn't you just drive us to Mount Doom?"
"Because Elrond took my car and trashed it! CURSE YOU ELROND!"
A car zoomed by.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Elrond laughed. He was behind the wheel with sunglasses on. " WHOOOO!" And he drove away! He drove off a cliff… Everyone sweat-dropped.

FRODO

Oh I love my little itty-bitty ringy!
It is a teeny weeny little ringy!
I have to carry it around!
With it on my finger I cant be found!
For it makes me invisible
Beeccaauuuse! Ittttt is…

A little itty-bitty ringy!
A teeny weeny little ringy!
I have to cary it around!
With it on my finger I can't be found!
For I love my little itty bitty ringy!

"WHAT THE ()& WAS THAT!" Cried Konohamaru. "That was worse than Gandalf!"
"IT WAS BEAUTIFUL FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN RING! IT IS MINE! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUS!" Frodo cried.
"OH SHUT UP!" Gandalf cried. He slammed his staff onto Frodo's head and Frodo fell over.
"BOBOBO WAS THE BEST!" Narubo cried.
"THANKS NARUBO!" BoBoBo said.
"WHY ARE WE IN THIS MENTAL PLACE?" Ron cried.
"After your song… you have no room to talk." Harry said.

SAMWISE GAMGEE

TATERS! THEY ARE POTA-HEY-TOES!
TATERS! THEY ARE DELICIO!
EVERYONE LOVES THEM!
EVERYONE HUGS THEM!
THEY ARE THE POTATOS! OF THE SHIRE!

"…" Konohamaru said. Everyone waited his judgment.
"Well?" Sam asked.
"YOU SUCK! TURN POTATO!" Konohamaru shouted!
"AHH! IM A TATER!" Sam cried.
"YAY!" Frodo said. "FOOD!" He began chasing Sam who ran for it.
"AHHH! MR. FRODO I AM ON YOUR SIDE!"
"YOU ARE FOOO!"
"AHHHHHH!"

PIPPIN:

I am a hobbit. A hobbit I am.
I eat mushrooms. Eat mushrooms I do.
I am a hobbit!

He smiled. Everyone stared.
"That… was… TOO SHORT!" Konohamaru shouted. Merry pointed and laughed.

MERRY
YO! Mushrooms are grand!
Mushrooms are grand!
They taste swell!
If you cook them well!

I'm a rapper here!
I never have a tear!
For I eat mushrooms!
And mushrooms eat me!

"Mine was better!" He said to Pippin.
"Yes it was…" Pippin said. "I AM DISGRACED!" He ran off sobbing and fell off the edge of a cliff. He grabbed the edge and struggled to hold on.
"AHHH HELP ME!" He cried. Everyone ignored him.
"Did you hear something?" Will Smith asked.
"Nope." Carlton said.
"All right, cool." Will said.
"HELP ME!"

ARAGORN

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (heavy metal again)
I LOOOOOOVE SWOOOROORRDS! THEY BEAT SOOOOCCKKS!
THEY ROOOCCKKK MORE THAN SOOOOCKKS!
I EAAAT SOOOOCKKKKS FOR BREAKFAAAASST!
BECAUSE THEEEY ARE NOT SWOOOOORDDS!

Everyone twitched.
"Why is everyone using Heavy Metal screaming?" Konohamaru asked.
"BECAUSE IT ROOOCKS!" Aragorn screamed. "Just like my pie!"
"Your pie?" Will asked. "You baked a pie?"
"Yeah for the second challenge." Aragorn replied.
"That sounds nifty!" Carlton said. "I wish I was there."
"Yeah!" Aragorn cried getting excited. "I put swords in it!" Carlton screamed like a girl and fainted.
"What's with him?" He asked Will.
"I think his mom dropped him on his head…" Will answered.

LEGOLAS

….

"That is all I need to say." He said.
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" Konohamaru cried, in tears. Everyone looked at him weirdly.

GIMLI

…

"Same for me!" He cried. Konohamaru beat the crap out of him!
"YOU HAVE TO SING YOU MORON! YOU ARE NOT PERFECT LIKE LEGOLAS!" Konohamaru cried. Then he tossed him off the edge next to Merry and he hung on for dear life.
"AHHH HELP!" They cried.
"Did you hear that?" Will asked. "I thought I heard someone screaming for help… nah!" Everyone nodded with him saying it was nothing and went about their business.

GOLLUM

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

"Okay stop." Konohamaru said.
"Gollum!" Gollum coughed. "What? I haven't started!"
"I have heard enough." Konohamaru said.
"I didn't even sing!" Gollum objected.
"Yes, I know." Konohamaru said. "But I hate you so you don't get to sing! In fact you are disqualified!"
"TINGLE WANT TO BE A FAIRY!" Tingle shouted. Everyone sweat-dropped.

BEAUTY

…

"I just don't want to." She said. "I never agreed to take a part in this.
"SO WHAT YOU SLACKER!" Don Patch cried. He grabbed her and threw her in the air.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Konohamaru cried. "NOW SHE'S GONNA BE… SAFE!"
"It is safe up there?" Don Patch asked looking at the ceiling.
"No it is not safe on the ceiling. It is safe on the roof." Konohamaru said.
"I think I'm gonna chill there." Will said.
"Oh no you're not!" Uncle Phil said. "If we have to do this so do you!"
"But Uncle Phil!" Will said.
"You heard me!" Uncle Phil said. "I am the one who makes the rules."
"Yeah you the big man who makes the rules." Will said. "I'm surprised the ground hasn't collapsed." Then he got hit on the back of the head.
"OW!"

DON PATCH

I AM SO BEAAUUUTIFUL! TO EVERYONE!
I AM SO BEAAAAUUUUUTUTIIFULL TO EVERYONE!
EVERYONE LOOOOVEES MEEE!
EVERYONE WANTS TO HUUUUG MEEEE!

"GO FIST OF NOSEHAIR!" BoBoBo cried. He sent Don Patch flying. "I HATE LIARS!" He cried.
"You hate everything don't you?" Konohamaru asked.
"No! I love my nosehair!" BoBoBo said. Everyone anime-fell, how long has it been?

CARLTON

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONNEY! MONEY!
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEY! MONEY!
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEY! MONEY!

"Thank you." He said bowing.
"That was a short song." Will said. "Too bad it tops you in height C!"
"Very funny Will." Carlton said. Then, to his horror, he discovered everyone but him and his family was laughing at him!
"Yeah that is funny!" Narubo said. "You so short!" Carlton whined like a girl and ran off. Will got slapped on the back of the head again.
"OW!"

WILL SMITH

Sings Switch (Real Song by Will Smith ; )

"That was a professional song!" Konohamaru cried with tears in his eyes. "Finally!"
"Yo, that's what happens when you a rapper." Will said.
"YO! I'M A RAPPER YO!" Orochimaru "rapped" "YO! YO! YO! YO!"
"Okay… stay away from me!" Will said.
"BUT IM A RAPPER!" Orochimaru cried. "I DON'T EAT WRAPPERS!"
Will ran for his life while Orochimaru ran after him "rapping".

ASHLEY
Do I have to?

"Yes Ashley." Uncle Phil said. "We weren't given this vacation for nothing were we?"
"I don't want to sing!" Ashley said.
"Actually you do." Will said. "I became your agent once!"
"You did?" Ashley asked. Will looked up from the script he was reading.
"Yeah!… Oh shoot! I'm sorry! My bad! I forgot that we hadn't gotten there yet." He said.
"Is there something you wish to share with us Will?" Uncle Phil asked.
"Not really." Will said nervously. "It's not like I'm hiding the script to later on days of our lives in my room."
"Vivian!" Uncle Phil said. "Remind me to search Will's room!"
"AHHHHHH!" Will screamed.

HILARY

I just don't want to.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STUCK UP RICH FOLK NOT WANTING TO SING! WILL SUNG A GREAT SONG!" Konohamaru shouted.
"Because I don't want to." Hilary said walking off. Konohamaru fumed then called King Kong to kidnap her.
"AHHHH" She cried as the huge creature carried her away.

Uncle Phil

More money! More Money! More Money!

Carlton sniffed.
"That was beautiful." He said. ZAAAP he went flying.
"I got him with my beamy eye!" Cyclops laughed.
"I HAVE WEB POWERS!" Spiderman said. Cyclops burst out crying.
"I CAN'T TOP THAT!" He cried. Jean scooted away from him.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE USS!" Cried Pippin and Gimli.

Aunt Vivian

I am so embarrassed…

"It's okay." Uncle Phil said. "I didn't sing much."
"Phillip you didn't sing at all." Aunt Vivian said. "You just chanted about money."
"It was beautiful!" Carlton said crying.
"You are sure he's your son right?" Asked Will.
"Pretty sure." Uncle Phil said.
"YOU SHALL NOT SING!" Gandalf shouted and he zapped Carlton who went flying.

JAZZ

YO! I LOVE HILARY!
HILARY ROCKS! MARRY ME!

"EWW NO!" Hilary said. Jazz walked away sadly.
"YOU ARE RUDE AND INSENSATIVE! KONG COME TO US!" Konohamaru called. Hilary was carried off again and everyone watched disturbed.

Dr. Huxtable
No.

"I don't want to sing." He said. "I didn't pay money to come to this hotel and sing… this isn't our hotel anyways so why are we here?" "…Comedy." Konohamaru said.
"Please, send us back to our hotel." Dr. Huxtable said.
"NO!" Will shouted. "DON'T GO IN MY BEDROOM AUNT VIV! I DON'T HAVE SCRIPTS IN THERE!" Everyone sweat-dropped.
"Fine… you and your family are PICKLED!" Konohamaru said. And all the Huxtables were pickles. Then they were shot through cannons to some area far away where hungry pickle-eating dogs chased them.
"That was mean." Sakura said. "They didn't even ask to take a part in this."
"I don't care!" Konohamaru said.
"Neither do I! I win!" BoBoBo said.
"Just wait BoBoBo!" Narubo said. "All the songs but ours were terrible. We can afford to laugh at the rest." Everyone sweat-dropped again.

LUKE SKYWALKER

The Force is invisible! The Force cannot be seeen
The Force is very powerful! The Force cannot be beeaat!
I use the force and I win!

Then he attempted to use the Force to make himself win.
"YOU FAIL!" Konohamaru said.
"WAHHH!" Luke cried.
"You'll get them next time Luke." Ben said.
"OH BEN!"
"OH LUKE!"
And another sunset sequence. Gai sensei snorted and commented on how that shouldn't happen and Rock Lee nodded.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Let me try out my Jack Black impression…

Then he went on impersonating Jack Black like the spoof on the MTV Movie awards. Everyone sweat-dropped and Konohamaru was shaking angrily.
"Can't anyone but Will Smith SING?" He cried.
"I sang perfectly." Gai Sensei said.
"LIAR!" Konohamaru shouted. Gai's face fell.

PADME SKYWALKER

PO KE MON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTAA CAAAAATTTTCH THEM ALL!
(off Key) GGGGOOOOTTT TOOOO CAAAAATTTTCCCHHH TTHEEEMMMM ALLLL!

"STOOOOP!" Konohamaru cried. He collapsed on the floor sobbing. "In the name of all that is good, STOP!" He lay there crying for the next two hours. Everyone took this chance to beat Padme for having such a bad singing voice and to eat lollipops.

EMPEROR PALPATINE

Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka!
The Amazing Chocolatier!
Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka
MUST DIE AND GO AWAY AND BE RIPPED APART FOREVER!

Then the Emperor burst through the exit to go rip apart Willy Wonka. Everyone sweat-dropped.

CHANCELLOR PALPATINE

DARTH VADER! DARTH VADER DOES WHATEVER A DARK LORD CAN!
USE THE FORCE? ANY TIME! CATCH THE REBEELS? JUST LIKE FLIES!
LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE DARTH VADER!

"What the crap was that?" Konohamaru asked. "WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT!" He broke down again and everyone pat him on the back until he turned them into CDs.

OBI-WAN KENOBI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(1 hr later)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!

"SHUT UP!" Konohamaru shouted. "You went over the time limit!"
"Oh…." Obi-Wan said. "Well can I finish my song at least?" Konohamaru gave him the death glare. (Gaara growled, "I patented that glare!")

BEN KENOBI

WE ARE THE JE DI KNIGHTS! GALAXY DEFENDERS!
WE ARE THE JE DI KNIGHTS! GALAXY DEFENDERS!
NO NO NO!

"I MADE THAT SONG YOU )))$#)#$#(" Will Smith cried and he lunged at Ben Kenobi who ran, screaming like Carlton.
"BEN!" Luke cried. He started sobbing. Rock Lee shook his head in disgust.
"You need to learn to separate from him more." He said. Kakashi and Tenten sweat-dropped.

Qui-Gon Jinn
Jar-Jar Binks
Darth Vader
Princess Leia
Han Solo

WE ARE THE CHOIR OF THE SPACE PEOPLE!
WE LOVE TO SING TOGEEETHER!
BECAUSE WE WILL WIIIIIN TOGETHER!

"ALL STAR WARS CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR JAR JAR, VADER, LEIA, AND HAN SOLO GOING BEFORE THEIR TURNS!" Konohamaru shouted. All the Star Wars characters began sobbing.

CYCLOPS

I HAVE BEAMY EYES!

With that be began zapping everyone! Soon the entire village of Konoha was on fire and burning. Cyclops laughed in the middle of it all.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!" Then the men in white coats took him away. Only the X-Men twitched.

WOLVERINE

I have claws. I have teeth. If you try to make me sing I'll rip you apart.

"Okay Wolverine is done!" Konohamaru said. Wolverine walked off smiling. Then the men in white grabbed him and wrestled him away. The X-Men twitched again.

ROGUE

sings a perfect song

"THAT WAS PERFECT!" Konohamaru shouted. "Too bad I don't like you so you fail!" Rogue ran off sobbing and the Men In White grabbed her too. The X-Men were now twitching harder.

JEAN

I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLDS CORN! AND POP IT!
THEN IS SHALL LIVE AS THE POPCORN QUEEEEEEN!

"Okay you scare me!" Konohamaru said. "OHHHHH MEN IN WHITE!"
"Yes Agent K?" One asked.
"YOOO!" Will Smith cried. "You look just like me!"
"YO! THAT IS AWSOME MAN!" Agent W said. "We are like brothers!"
"You are by no means related." Carlton said. "Its just a coincidence. You are not brothers."
"How would you know?" Will asked. "You just a short white dude."
"WILL!" Uncle Phil threatened.
"I'm gonna shut up now." Will said.

XAVIER

I am far too sophisticated for this!

"Besides." He said. "I can just use TELEPETHY!" He started waving his arms crazily.
"We got another one." Agent W said. They carried Xavier away as he continued waving his arms in an insane fashion.

NIGHTCRAWLER

I am leaving!

POOF! He disappeared!
"Aww crap!" Konohamaru said. "I was hoping to capture him and use him for science experiments… I mean have a tea party with him… I mean play Ninja with him!" Everyone looked at Konohamaru with wide eyes.

STORM (opera voice)
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone had fainted.
"Did I win?" She asked. Then she found the MIW were taking her away too.
"AHHH NOOOOOOOO!" She sobbed. "I AM NOT CRAZY! IM JUST A LITTLE UNWELL!"
"Yeah, surrrrree!" Said Agent W. "And I'm Frodo Baggins."
"Ring goes on, Ring goes off." Frodo said laughing.
"STOP THAT!" Gandalf yelled hitting him. Frodo sobbed.

MAGNETO

(Heavy Metal) MEEEEEEEETTTATAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

"Thank you." He said bowing. Konohamaru pointed at the van of the MIW.
"Okay fine!" Magneto said going to it willingly.

MYSTIQUE

WAAHHHHH

She fell on the floor sobbing.
"I HATE BEING LAST! WAAAHHHHH" She sobbed.
"You aren't last." Konohamaru said.
"YES I AM!" Then she jumped off a cliff and… landed in the MIW van.
"WOOT WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!" Agent W yelled. Everyone waved goodbye happily as the X-Men were taken to be studied… I mean to have a tea party… I mean to play Ninja.

SPIDER-MAN

SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN!
I AM SPIDERMAN! YOU ARE NOT SPIDERMAN!
'CAUSE I AM! SPIDERMAN! LOOK OUT!
I AM THE SPIDERMAN!

"You ripped that off from somewhere didn't you?" Konohamaru asked. Spidey hung his head.
"Yes." He admitted. Konohamaru took out a blaster and zapped him.
"We should have made the X-Men go last. Then Cyclops could have zapped him." Konohamaru said.

GREEN GOBLIN

GREEN GOBLIN! GREEN GOBLIN!
I AM THE GREEN GOBLIN! YOU ARE NOT GREEN GOBLIN!
BECAUSE I AM THE GREEN GOBLIN! LOOK OUT!
I AM THE GREEN GOBLIN!

Konohamaru pointed at the spot where Spidey had stood. The goblin nodded and walked over there. Nothing happened. Everyone wondered what was going on until the Goblin took off crying.
"I CANT STAND THE TORTURE!" He cried. Everyone twitched.

DR. OCTOPUS

He strangled Konohamaru. Konohamaru zapped him. That was why there was no song.

MARY JANE
eats a burrito

"I'm eating!" She cried when they all looked at her. Then she walked off. "My burrito!"

"Okay just a few more contestants left! Three total!" Konohamaru said.

DAREDEVIL

Oof

All he did was walk into walls. Konohamaru turned him and he walked off the cliff.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Everyone pointed and laughed at the guy because his ego got him into danger.

SUPERMAN

SUPERMAAAN DA DA DA DA!
SUPERMAAAN DA DA DA DA!
SUUUUPEEERRR MAAAAAAAAN

"Okay that just sucked." Konohamaru said. Superman fell over dead. "Wow! Insults are worse than kryptonite for him!" Everyone twitched.

LEX LUTHER

"HAHAHAHA" Konohamaru laughed. "YOU ARE BALD!"
"I HAVE HAIR!" Luther shouted. "Just not on my head! It's on my feet!" He took off his shoes and Frodo gasped.
"A FELLOW HOBBIT!" He cried. Luther looked at him and ran screaming.

"Okay Team Gai, Kakashi and Tenten and Rock Lee, win this round because I said so."
"GOOO FIST OF NOSE HAIR!"
"AHHHHH" Konohamaru went flying. "TOO BAD THE DECISION IS FINAL!"

"CRAP! BOBOBO!" Narubo cried. "We must compete harder!"
"YES WE MUST!" BoBoBo shouted.
"I think we may win this bet Kakashi." Tenten said.
"In fact we just did."
"Unless we lose a point." Kakashi said happily.
'I hope you didn't just say that as some reference to the future." Tenten said.
"Who knows?" Kakashi asked mysteriously.

AUTHORS NOTES:

Sorry it took forever to update but, as you can see, this chapter is extremely long. So, hopefully, it was worth it.

Thanks for the reviews… and I AM NOT A SLACKER!