CHAPTER 9

"Okay the previous chapter was waaaaaaaaaaay too long Tsunabo." BoBoBo said.
"MY NAME IS TSUNADE!" Tsunade roared.
"Okay Tsunabo. But you know that Kakashi basically won the bet I made. I can't lose. So I must do something about that." BoBoBo said. "I must make them lose!"
"You'd think Kakashi would lose after beating Konohamaru up." Tsunade said. "But not my problem. Konoha is safe." BoBoBo ran off crying.

"IM A BABY AND YOU HURT ME WAAHHH!" Neji cried. Kakashi looked at him weird.
"I just said 'Yo'." He said.
"I KNOW!" Neji cried. "THAT IS HOW YOU HURT ME!"
"Wait how are you even here?" Tenten asked. "And unboified?"
"HEEEYY! THAT'S RIGHT!" Nejibo cried. He was wearing bobobo stuff again. "BOBOBO! Okay I admit it… I WAS SPYING ON YOU! YOU LOSERS!" He ran off crying as Nejibet.
"Only two more days…" Kakashi said.

"Is it just me or am I fat?" Asked a potato. Sakura stepped on it.
"YOU ARE DUMB!" She cried. The potato screamed in terror. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Stop terrorizing the potato." He said."YES SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura cried.
"YOSH! MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!" Gai cried. "TODAY WE SHALL STUDY THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!"
"SHUT UP!" Sasuke roared. Sakura and Gai stared at him.
"You talked…" Gai said. "Usually you only say 'hn…' all the time."
"I HATE THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! TEACH ME ABOUT OROCHIMARU SAMA!"
"NEWS FLASH!" Sakura cried. "OROCHIMARU IS EVIL! HE GAVE YOU THE CURSED SEAL!"
"Isn't it beautiful?" Sasuke asked. He had activated the Cursed Seal. Sakura slapped her forehead.
"What do I do…" She wondered allowed.
"Eat this cake." Said a baker who was carrying a huge cake. "It will solve everything." Sakura smiled happily.
"YAY!" She jumped in and ate it all. Nothing was fixed.
"FOOLED YA! HAHAHAHA" The guy said. "The cake cost $30,293,529 dollars though so you gotta pay up."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sakura cried.

"There is no spoon." Neo said, looking at a fork. "Only this fork."
"You can't use a fork to eat jello!" Trinity said.
"That is why the One will forge spoons from the One Ring." Morpheus said.
"I have not yet found the One Ring." Neo said. "It is the One Ring and I am the One. We are destined to meet. And to fall in love!" He suddenly had hearts in his eyes.
"What is wrong with you?" Morpheus asked. "You cannot fall in love with a ring."
"I DID!" Frodo exclaimed. He held up the ring. "WITH THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!" Sauron slapped Frodo.
"ONLY I CAN SAY THAT!"
"STOP RIPPING OFF FLASH ARTISTS!" Shouted Link.
"OH MY GOD IT IS THE HERO OF TIME!" Shouted Neo. 'Oh wait you just drive the ship."
"I fly the ship." Link said.
"Shut up Link. We are in the Matrix and eating food now go away." Morpheus said.
"You are ruder than usual Morpheus.
"I AM NEVER RUDE!" Morpheus shouted. "I AM A PRINCE!" He leapt into the air. "THE PRINCE OF DANCE!" He started dancing badly. Trinity twitched.
"This is weird." She said.
"Just wait." Ron said. "It gets worse. This place is mental."Neo pulled out a gun and pointed it at Ron.
"YOU ARE AN AGENT!" He cried.
"I AM NOT AN AGENT!" Ron cried. "WHAT IS AN AGENT?"
BANG! The gun was a trick gun with a BANG flag in it. Neo burst out laughing.
"BANG! YOU'RE DEAD!" He cried.

"BOOOOO BOOOO BOOOOOO!" Narubo cried out. "BOOO BOOO BOOO! WE LOST!" He was crying.
"WHAT IS WRONG NARUBO?" BoBoBo cried.
"I WANTED TO EAT CAKE AND I DID AND WHEN I ATE IT, IT WAS GONE!" Narubo cried. BoBoBo joined in crying.

"Something about this spoon is… different." Neo said. He was staring at the same fork.
"It's a fork." Spider-Man said.
"It's a spork!" Superman said.
"YOU ARE BOTH WRONG IT IS A KNIFE!" Nejibo shouted.
"NO!" The fork yelled. "I AM DON PATCH!" And it was suddenly Don Patch. Trinity fell over anime-style.
"I… Love… TATERS!" Sam cried.
"IM A TATER!" The potato from earlier cried.
"HOORAY!" Sam cried. Then he started peeling the potato.
"AHHHHHHHHH" It cried.

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? MEEEE!" Cried a voice. Spongebob leapt into the air and landed on Gai's head.Suddenly a penny flew into Sasuke's hand.
"What the crap!" He asked. BAANG! CRASH! WHAM! SMACK! POUND! PUNCH! KICK!
"OW!" Sasuke cried as a red blur beat the crap out of him.
"UNHAND THAT PENNY!" It cried. He dropped it. The thing laughed and stopped. It was a human sized crab… that stood on two legs…
"WHAT THE ))($#) ARE YOU?" Sakura cried in terror.
"I AM MR. KRABS! AHOY!" The crab yelled. "THAT THERE IS SPONGEBOB! AND…" He looked around. Then he grumbled as he stuck his head into the river. They couldn't hear what he was yelling. Then a squid that walked on four legs walked out of the lake.
"Ahh now me crew is here." Mr. Krabs said. "This is Squidward!"
"Hn…." Squidward said.
"SASUKE!" Sakura cried. "YOU ARE A SQUID!"
"WHAT THE #)$)(#$!" Sasuke cried, looking at his hands and legs. "NO I AM NOT!"
"But that squid… it's like you!" Sakura cried.
"I am nothing like that kid!" Squidward said. "I am a professional clarinet player and a lover of peace."
"YOU ARE MY TWIN!" cried a spoon, it flew at Squidward but fell in the river.
"Okay, I've seen crazier things than that." Squidward said.

"BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO!" Cried out Narubo.
"BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO!" Cried out Nejibo.
"BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO!" Cried BoBoBo.
"WE ARE TEAM BO! AND WE WILL WIN!" They cried. Then they started dancing in dresses. Squidward fainted.
"Well back to the ocean!" Spongebob cried. "Now that we traveled to Japan and into their Anime for your penny Mr. Krabs!"
"You went all that way for a penny?" Sasuke asked.
"Yep!" Mr. Krabs said happily walking into the river. Spongebob followed and Squidward just lay there. Neo ran up.
"I HEARD THE VOICE OF A SPOON!" He cried.
"THERE IS NO SHAMPOO IN THESE BATHROOMS!" Cried Morpheus. "I CANNOT STEAL SOME!" He got slapped.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP RIPPING OFF FLASH ARTISTS!" Link cried. He got a kick from Morpheus.
"IF I WANT TO STEAL SHAMPOO IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF FLASH ARTISTS RECORD THAT!" He cried.
"YOU ARE BEING A FOOL!" Cried Spider-Man. "I AM SPIDERMAN AND YOU ARE NOT SO STOP SAYING YOU ARE!"
"NO ONE SAID THEY WERE!" Cried Sakura.
"I am a bat creature thing!" Sasuke said. He had activated the Curse Seal Level 2. Sakura fainted.

"SASUKE-KUN!" Cried a voice. They all turned. It was… The potato. It had escaped from Sam.
"COME HERE YOU TATER!" He cried. He grabbed it. "TO BOIL WITH YOU!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" It cried in terror, again.

BING BANG BOOOOOOOOOM

"ITS TIME FOR CHALLENGE…. SIX!" Konohamaru shouted.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

"Pardon our lack of usual guests…" Konohamaru said. "But the contestants are:

Narubo
Nejibo
BoBoBo
Kakashi
Gai
Rock Lee
Tenten
Sakura
Sasuke
Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Ron
Sam
and
TINGLE!"

"TINGLE WANT TO BE A FAIRY!" Tingle cried. Then a Legend of Zelda fan came in and kicked him and started stepping on him. Then Shigeru Miyamoto ran in and attacked the fan. Then 100000 Shigeru Miyamoto fanboys joined in. That fan screamed for his life.
"AHHHHH!"

"Okay now that Tingle is out of the contest, let's begin!" Konohamaru cheered. "This challenge is writing a sentence about ME!"
"But I don't want to!" Sakura whined.
"DO YOU WANT TO BE POTATOFIED?" Konohamaru asked. Sakura looked at Sam.
"NO! NO! NO!" She cried.
"THEN DO IT!"

Naruto

BoBoBo is better than you!

Konohamaru read the slip of paper and looked at Narubo.
"Is this your final answer?" He asked. They were sitting in the Who Wants to be a Millionaire set.
"Yes!" Narubo said. Konohamaru nodded.
"Well that answer is… WRONG!" The crowd booed and Narubo was ejected into the sky.

Nejibo

BoBoBo Rocks! You are the suxxors!

"I AM NOT THE SUXXORS!" Konohamaru cried. He slammed Nejibo into a wall and then started beating him up.
"I AM NOT THE SUXXORS!" Was all he shouted! Over and over and over!
Spider-Man webbed him up and swung away.
"AHHHHH!" Nejibo shouted.

BoBoBo

I AM BETTER!

Konohamaru fell over. Twitching.

Kakashi

Meow, meow, meow, meow!

"Slick Kakashi… YOU LOSE A POINT FOR NEEDING TRANSLATIONS!" Konohamaru shouted.
"PLUS YOU BEAT ME UP!" Kakashi shouted! "I AGREE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!" Tenten fell over.
"YOU (&))))) CAT MAN!" She cried as she attacked him.

Gai

Springtime of Youth

"What the crap is this?" Konohamaru asked.
"THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" Gai shouted.
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
Sunset sequence.

Neo watched. Then he turned to Morpheus.
"OH MORPHEUS!"
"Not in a million years." Morpheus said. Neo started crying.

Rock Lee

Springtime of Youth

"What the crap is this?" Konohamaru asked.
"THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" Rock Lee shouted.
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
Sunset sequence.

Neo watched.
"TRINITY!" He cried, turning to her. She just looked at him twitching. He started crying again.

TenTen

YOU ROCK!

"Sucking up… gooood!" Konohamaru said. "Sadly I DON'T LIKE YOU!" He cried. She burst out sobbing.

Sakura

SASUKE ROCKS YOU SUCK!

"Okay…" Konohamaru said. "Sasuke rocks? LOOK AT HIM! HE IS A FREAKY BAT THING!" He was still Curse Seal form 2. Sakura shrugged.
"He'll come back… I hope." She said.
"NEVER! I SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER"! Sasuke shouted. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sasuke

Orochimaru pwns joo!

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Neo

I am the One

"YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE!" Konohamaru shouted. "YOU THE DUMB-DUMB MAN!" Neo looked at him.
"There is no Konohamaru." He said. Konohamaru poked him.
"HELLO!" He cried. "I AM RIGHT HERE!" Neo sobbed.
"IT DIDN'T WORK!" He cried. "I AM A FAILURE!"

Trinity

I am freaked out.

"Where is me in this?" Konohamaru asked. "It's supposed to be all about ME!" Trinity shrugged.
"I am a happy joyful joy person!" She cried and skipped off into the sunset. Konohamaru pointed and laughed as she fell off a cliff.

Morpheus

I like taking shampoo.

"You ripped off flash films again didn't you?" Konohamaru asked.
"Yup" TheAprilFool said.
"You suck you know that?" He asked.
"Yes I know." TheAprilFool said.
"Well I HATE SHAMPOO SO YOU LOSE!" Konohamaru shouted.
"EVERYONE HAS LOST SO FAR!" TheAprilFool said. "Just skip Ron and Sam for Ron'll just say "Snape needs to wash his hair" and Sam will just write "potatoes.""
"Okay!" Konohamaru said happily. Then suddenly TheAprilFool kicked him off the edge of the cliff.
"I CHOOSE NOW!" He said. "BOBOBO'S TEAM WINS!"
"WHAAAT!" Kakashi cried. "But we are tied now!"
"I know! Isn't it dramatic?" TheAprilFool asked before he disappeared.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kakashi cried. "THERE WERE HARDLY ANY CAT JOOOKESSS!"

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Sasuke said: "I am more leet than you and Orochimaru is teh roxxors you are teh suxxors!"

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