!Speical Chapter!
thank you: Evil Jeremy and Xana-is-a-bich
Chapter 16
Lottery Tickets
Well it all started when Odd was in trouble he was cleaning a teepeed house and listening to the radio when he saw a Lottery Ticket.
"Today for the Macho Millions are 12-12-12-11" said the announcer
"Wow! I won a one million dollars!" said Odd "I'm going to spend it all on Steak Sauce."
Soon Odd walked into seven eleven. And but 90 thousand bottles of Steak Sauce.
Odd was going to his house when the Magical Pig Fairy came up.
"What Are You Doing?" asked the Pig Fairy
"You Again!" yelled Odd
"Yes,me I'm your idol stupid!" said the Pig Fairy.
"No my Idol is the Potato God!" said Odd
"What You Don't Love Me?" asked the Pig Fairy
Soon it vanished and Odd went at home.
And Drank bottle by bottle brain ache by brain ache but Odd didn't have a brain so whatever.
"Crazy Chicken I want Ice Cream!" said Odd
Drinking the last bottle and making him outragestly crazy!
Soon Odd turned into a fariy tale princess.
"I'm a Fairy Tale Princess and I'm Beautiful!" said Odd
Soon Odd ran outside screaming it over and over again he started to sing a Weird Al song!
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big Bird's On the Run
Erines dialing 911
What Made Elmo Snap?
Was he tired of big birds crap?
They said when Elmo was arrested they found oscar headless in the trash,
And then he stoped.
"I like Pie" said Odd "Blue is Color!"
"Wow, I think Xana lanuched an Attack Odd is acting weird-er." said Jeremie
"No,it's Steak Sauce." said Ulrich
"We got to stop him...again!" said Yumi
"That's the right thing to do." said Aleita
Soon Odd's house turned into Cake and Mario and Luigi got drunk of Steak Sauce.
"YA...Level Up!" said Mario
"Fuck You! I want a higher level." said Luigi hitting Mario in the head with a frying pan.
"Ouch..." said Mario his head had frying pan egg marks.
"Ha,ha,ha,ha!" laughed Odd
Soon he blew up Mario and Luigi!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Cheese Puffs are Good!" said Odd soon he brought out a dolly and was having a tea party.
"It burns!" said Ulrich
"Hey Guy's I have an idea to stop Odd." said Jeremie
"Lay it on Me." said Ulrich
"We need Nacho's Odd's Favorite Food, A net, some Laughing Gas and rope." said Jeremie
"Cool I already know what the plan is." said Aletia
"So What is it?" asked Yumi
Soon Jeremie set up the trap and Everybody knew the plan.
Soon Odd was putting on Eye Shadow and Lip Stick when he saw the nachos on the floor on top of the net.
"NACHOS!" shouted Odd
"Yes,he falling for the plan." said Jeremie
Soon Odd grabbed the nachos and Jeremie pulled the rope tied to the Net making Odd stuck.
"GIMME NACHOS!" said Odd eating them all in one bite.
"Wow!" said Jeremie
Soon Yumi put a tank of Laughing Gas into Odd's Mouth he started to Laught.
"Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!" laughted Odd untill it started to rain he started to stop and soon he fell into a Freezer and turned into the freezer pop.
And what happend to the Pig Fairy well the left over 1000 dollars Odd didn't use. The Pig Fairy turned into a Pimp and a Host on the Late Night Show!
