Konoha Television: Sensei Swap

by TheAprilFool

When Tsunade gets bored of the shows on TV she decides to make her own. BoBoBo's team is tied with Kaakshi's with the fate of Konoha in Kakashi's hands. And that's not good. CATKASHI ENTRY TO FANFIC CONTEST

13. TheFutureArrives!

CHAPTER 10

THE FINAL CHALLENGE

"I wonder how far BoBoBo has taken over." Kakashi muttered. He was currently half cat with cat ears and a very big tail. Tenten was poking it.
"I CAN TELL YOU!" Shouted a voice.
"I CAN TELL YOU ALL!" They turned happily to see… Narubo.
"Oh hi Narubo." Kakashi said. "How are you?"
"I am just peachy on this fine BoBoBo day!" Narubo said. "I can tell you exactly how far BoBoBo has gotten!"
"Okay how far?" Kakashi asked. He knew it would be a trap but he didn't care. Narubo began looking at the TV Guide.
"Okay lets look at the Naruto timeslot… okay! The show is now named BoBoBo-Bo No-BoBo." He looked up at them. "In five hours BoBoBo's world will be finished! And no matter how the bet ends it can't be reversed!"
"WHAT!" Kakashi cried. "IT CAN'T BE REVERSED!"
"Yeah!" Narubo said happily. "Isn't that the best BoBo thing ever?"
"I guess so…" Kakashi said scratching his head. "Best BoBo thing but not best Konoha thing…" He looked up to find Narubo gone.
"Odd little man." He said.
"Yo! He ran away! He ran away! Stop him before he goes to saaaaay!" Orochimaru began rapping. "BOBOBO, BOBOBO! THEY DON'T LIKE YOU WORLD! BOBOBO, BOBOBO YOU MAKE THEM WANT TO HURL!" Tenten, Rock Lee, and Katkashi looked at each other. Then they attacked!

Sakura was petting a bat creature, Sasuke, and Gai was trembling as it growled at him.
"You smell good… " It said. "Sasuke hungry… Sasuke needs…to feed." Gai whimpered.
"Good Sasuke-Kun." Sakura said. She continued petting him. "But we need you to turn back now. The show is starting." Sasuke turned to her.
"NOOOOO!" He cried! Then he flew off into the sky. "THEY ARE ATTACKING OROCHIMARU-SAMA! MY OROCHIMARU SENSES ARE TINGLING!" He flew off straight for Kakashi. Kakashi looked at him.
"Does he have Orochimaru senses or something?" He asked just before Sasuke slammed into him.

When Kakashi woke up he realized it was the next day! BoBoworld was complete! IT WAS ALL OVER! Oh wait his clock was going haywire… it had only been two seconds.
"Wow I slept for two seconds!" He cried.
"Uhh… no you just flinched." Sasuke said.
"Awesome!" Kakashi cried.
"I MUST NOW KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ATTACKED OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Sasuke cried.
"I did?" Kakashi asked. He whistled innocently and pointed at Rock Lee. "He did it!" He cried running off. Sasuke turned to Lee and zoomed at him.
"YOUUUU AAATTTAAACCKKKKEEDDDD OROCHIMAARRUUUU SAAAMMMAAAA!" He cried. Rock Lee stepped out of the way and Sasuke flew into a tree. Everyone pointed and laughed.

"I wish to join your team!" Cried Tingle. "BEING FAIRY IS TINGLES DREAM AND KID IN GREEN IS OBVIOUSLY FAIRY!" Kakashi looked at Tingle unsurprised.
"No." He said.
"PLLLEAAAAASSEEEE!" Tingle cried out. "I MUUSSST JOIN TEAM GAI!"
"Oh join Team Gai?" Kakashi asked. "Okay! I am only gonna be stuck with you for one day then!" He smiled evilly.
"Now you and one other must perform THREE DANGEROUS TASKS! ONLY ONE CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY! ONLY ONE WINS ETERNAL GLORY!"
"SHUT UP DUMBLEDORE!" Kakashi cried. Dumbledore walked off muttering about needing a bigger role.
"Anyways, you need to perform two tasks to get into Team Gai." Kakashi said. "The first is… you must scream 'BoBoBo Sucks!' ten thousand times. And you must skip rope around Konoha twenty-thousand times."
"PAY TINGLE TWO HUNDRED MILLION RUPEES!" Tingle cried.
"How much does that come out to in yen?" He asked.
"Let Tingle check…" Tingle turned around then turned back. "TINGLE ONLY TAKES RUPPEEEEESSS!"
"Then you are out of luck." Kakashi said. "I'll just call Shigeru Miyamoto to take you away." He began skipping off towards a 'Shigeru Miyamoto' button. Then he realized he was daydreaming and everyone was staring at him.
"Meow!" He cried turning cat.

"I am Sir. Finckleburg!" Cried a knight wearing gold armor. "I shall be the next king of England!" He walked over to Kakashi and picked him up. "It has been foretold that the one who wears a cat on his head shall be the next king of England!" He placed Kakashi on his head and started walking off. Then Kakashi turned back and beat him up.
"Well, sir Finckleburg…" He said. "You do not place a catman on your head without asking!"
"OH BOY! FOOD!" cried the people of Finckleburgs time. They were looking at a peanut. Then they all started beating each other up for it.
"You have some weird friends." Katkashi told Finckleburg.
"I know. They ate my arm." Finckleburg said. "Ahh well!" He got up and walked off. "I must now search for the legendary… CAT OF POTATONESS!" Then he ran off screaming randomly: "POTATONESS!"
"What a nice guy." Kakashi said. "Too bad he messed with KATKASHI!"
"Kakashi… right?" Tenten asked.
"I dunno the author is putting it as Katkashi sometimes for some reason."
"Because BoBoBo World is coming!" Narubo said. He swung by as Arnold Schwartzanegger with Narubo's head. This disturbed no one anymore.
"So as BoBoworld gets closer…" Katkashi said. "Our names get boified!"
"OH NO!" Tenboten cried. "AHH IT HAPPENED TO ME!"
"OH NO! TENBOTEN!" Kakashi cried.
"IT IS TENTEN MORON!" Tenboten cried and attacked Kakashi.
"AHHHHHHHH!" He cried. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
Here comes the Crimson Chin!

"NOT YOU!" Katkashi cried as the Crimson Chin flew into the fanfic after Tenten.
"AHHHHH" She cried and she ran away from the Chin.
"I SHALL GIVE A GOOD DOSE OF JUSTICE!" He cried. Kakashi sighed.
"Usually when I see him I get…" SPLASH! A bucket of water was dropped on Kakashi's head.
"AHHH WATER!" He cried. "THE NUMBER ONE ENEMY OF CATS!" He began running around in circles screaming. The Crimson Chin laughed.
"That never gets old!" He cried.

"HANG ON!" Timmy Turner cried. "If the Chin is a good guy then why did he dump water on that cat guys head?"
"You didn't finish the comic yet Timmy." Wanda said. "Maybe it'll explain."
"Nah, I gotta know now! I WISH I WAS IN THE COMIC BOOK!" Timmy cried. BING!
POOOOOOF!

POOOOOOF! Timmy appeared next to Katkashi."Why did he just dump water on your head?" He asked.
"Why didn't you read the comic?" Kakashi asked. "I made a bet with him that he couldn't get bitten by a radioactive handsome actor and become a superhero. He won and ever since he has been dumping buckets of water on my head."
"Neat!" Timmy cried. He pulled a bucket of water from nowhere and dumped it on Kakashi.
"AHHHH WATER!" Kakashi cried. He began running in circles.
"I wonder how Adam West would take this guy…" Timmy said. He turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "They both are catlike."
"Well we can find out!" Cosmo said. "Just wish Adam West was here and have him ruin this world just as much as he does your world!"
"WAIT!" Wanda cried. "I think you messed around in this fanfi…uuhhh…I mean comic enough!"
"Fanfi?" Timmy asked. "What's a fanfi?"
"Fanfic." Katkashi said. "We are in a fanfic written by TheAprilFool."
"He writes?" Timmy asked.
"I'm going to ask him!" Cosmo said. POOOF there was the April Fool standing there.
"NOT THAT GUY!" Kakashi roared. "THAT'S THE MAN OF LAME JOKES! DIE LAME JOKE MAN!" He attacked the April Fool.
"Then who wrote this stuff?" Timmy asked.
"It was I!" Cried a voice. Timmy turned to look at TheAprilFool.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"I am THEAPRILFOOL! AUTHOR OF THIS FANFICTION!" TheAprilFool roared.
"I'm bored." Timmy said. "Lets go."
"Okay!" Timmy's fairies said. They held their wands up and a farting noise was heard.
"OH NO TIMMY!" Wanda cried. "We are stuck here!"
"Hahahahaha" A potato cried. "Funny fairies without their batteries!" He ran off with the batteries they powered their wands with.
"OH NO! WITHOUT THOSE BATTERIES WE ARE STUCK HERE FOREVER!" Cosmo cried. "FOREVER TIMMY! WE'VE NEVER BEEN IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS BEFORE! NEVVEEER!" Then he fell over.
"You are trapped here for as long as I decide!" TheAprilFool said, laughing. "And boy do we have a show today. The final challenge will be big and have over a hundred guests! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Wait you mean that this is gonna take another few days to write?" Katkashi asked.
"Probably." TheAprilFool said. "Why?"
"I WANT MY BEAUTY TO BE ON SCREEN FASTER!" Katkashi cried.
"You are not being put on screen through this fanfic." TheAprilFool said.
"YES I AM BECAAAUUUSEE! I'VE GOT A GOOOOLDDEEEN TICKET!" Katkashi sang off key. Charlie ran up and grabbed the ticket.
"DON'T STEAL FROM ME!" He cried kicking Kakashi and he ran off. Kakashi fell to the floor in agony.
"…That's gonna hurt in the morning…" he said. Then he fainted.

"I am worried." Tsunabo said. "Shizunbo hasn't come back yet."
"Well maybe she'll show up when BoBoBo loses." Asubo said.
"Oh shut up Asuma." Kurobo said.
"YOU SHUT UP KUROBO!" He cried.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" She cried leaping to her feet.
"I said Kurenai." He said giving a fake smile.
"Okay!" She said sitting down again happily.
"We need to get Naruto on our side… he is powerful… just look at the chapter of the manga where he turns into… oh forget about that." Tsunabo said. They all attacked trying to get their hands on the manga she was talking about.
"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR REPORTING!" Buzz cried as he flew through the window smashing it.
"Okay report." Tsunade said.
"Okay! Shizune is just standing there frozen halfway down the road to Konoha. Don Patch's friend, whatever his name is, used his key on her and she is now frozen in time."
"YAY!" Tsunade cheered. "NO SHIZUNE! NO MEDICINE! MORE MADNESS!"
"Only if Kakashi loses but that is really a bad thing." Buzz said. "If BoBoBo wins this challenge… he will own the show Naruto. Even the manga have changed to say BoBoBo-Bo No-BoBo."
"YOU ARE RIGHT!" Tsunabo cried. "Who cares?" She began dancing. Asubo shrugged and joined in. Kurenai just sat there waiting for it to stop.

Nobody was disturbed by it. Not anymore…

4 HRS TO BOBOWORLD!

"When will the task begin?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know." Sasuke-bat-creature said. He had tied Orochimaru to a tree and was poking him happily.
"Is it beginning now?" Sakura asked.
"Nope."
"How about now?"
"Nope."
"Now?"
"Nope."
"SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" Gai cried leaping into the area. "YOOOOSH! MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! We only have FOUR HOURS UNTIL BOBOBO REIGNS!" He cried. "WE MUST TRAIN WITH WEIGHTS ON OUR ANKLES TO MAKE SURE KAKASHI WINS!"
"So we gotta blow it?" Sasuke asked.
"No. We must win or Kakashi must win!" Gai said. "The Springtime of Youth will see us through!" He took out weights like the ones Rock Lee wore."NOW WE PUT THESE ON AND TRAIN!" He cried.
"WE TRIED THAT!" Sakura said. "WE COULDN'T EVEN WALK WITH THOSE THINGS ON!"
"THAT IS WHY YOU MUST TRAIN WITH THEM! YOU HAVE TO BE SAVED FROM BOBOWORLD!" Gai cried with tears in his eyes. "TRAINING IS THE BEST!"
"I think you are crazy." Sakura said.
"I AM CRAZY!" Gai cried.

"GAAAAAIIIIIII SEEEEENNNSSSSSSEEEIIIIIII!" Lee cried.
"I wish there was an off switch." Kakashi muttered.
"Does he always do that?" Timmy asked.
"Yeah… but it is more disturbing when they are together. They have their own set of special effects or something." Katkashi told him.
"I AM WANDISIMO!" Wandisimo cried. "THE SEXIEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE!" He struck a pose and Tenten fainted happily. Wanda looked annoyed.
"Why are you here?" She asked.
"Because I want to be here!" He cried. "I MUST BE NEAR MY ONE TRUE LOVE!" He floated over to Wanda. "YOU! WANDA!"
"GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BACON!" Cried a fork. It then stabbed a piece of bacon and walked off.
"This world is weird." Timmy said, twitching.
"You get used to it." Kakashi said.
"YOU GUYS CONTINUE TRYING TO WALK! I SHALL GO SEE LEE!" Gai said racing off.
"YOU IDIOT! DON'T LEAVE US HERE!" Sakura cried. "I CAN'T WALK!" She fell over. Sasuke was floating using his wings.
"I should put these on Orochimaru…" He said. "Then he couldn't run away!"
"Yo that's not fine! Those aren't mine!" Orochimaru "rapped". Sakura tried to attack but couldn't move due to the weights. She turned to Sasuke.
"Is it time for the challenge yet?"
"NO!"

Gai raced through Konoha at breakneck speed! But he slammed into something! It was THE CRIMSON CHIN!
"WHO ARE YOU? YOUTHFUL PERSON IN TIGHTS!" Gai cried.
"I AM THE CRIMSON CHIN!" The chin cried. "CHIN BASED HERO OF JUSTICE!"
"I MUST SEE LEE!" Gai cried running away. "WE CAN TALK LATER YOUTHFUL CHIN!"
Gai kept racing for the field where Kakashi was with Lee. Then he ran into… BOBOBO!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"GAAAAAIIII SEEEENNNNSSSSSEEEIIIIII!" Lee cried again.
"SHUT UP!" Tenten cried, kicking him.
"Ow." Lee said.
"Hey that was fun!" Tenten said smiling. She began kicking him over and over.
"Ow… ow… ow… ow… ow… ow… ow…" Lee said over and over.
"It beats him screaming out." Katkashi said smiling. He joined in kicking Lee.

BOOOOM! Everyone looked around as the ground shook. BOOM! The ground near Tsunade's office began cracking. BOOM! The ground started to cave in. Then a giant machine tentacle zoomed out and slammed into the nearest ninja, who happened to be Konohamaru. BOOM!
"Ow…" Konohamaru said as it crushed him. Everyone started screaming!
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!" cried Iruka. "MACHINES! FROM THE EARTH!" A crazy man raced over.
"DESPITE THE NUMEROUS PLOTHOLES THIS BRINGS, THEY WERE PLANNING THIS FOR A SECOND!" He cried.
"A SECOND! OH MY GOD!" Iruka shouted. "THAT IS FOREVER!"
"OH NO NOT ALIENS!" Ray cried. "I AM PLAYED BY TOM CRUISE AND I THOUGHT THEY DIED ALREADY!"
"THIS IS KONOHA!" Katkashi cried. "ANYTHING HAPPENS HERE!" Suddenly George Washington ran by streaking.
"FREEDOM!" He cried. Everyone covered his or her eyes.
"AHHH MY EYES!" They cried.
"See?" Kakashi said.
"AHHHHHHH!" Rachael shouted. "ALIENS AGAIN!"
"Luckily I won't die!" Robbie shouted.
"THINK AGAIN!" Kakashi roared. "STEPHEN SPIELBURG ISNT HERE TO HELP YOU!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Robbie cried falling to the ground. "HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM?"

BOOM! The Tri-Pod began walking forward. It grabbed Robbie.
"NOO! I CANT BE TAKEN! I NEED SPIELBURG!" He cried. Then it zapped him.
"Okay Robbie is dead!" Ray cheered. "Lets get burgers!"
"WHAT!" Rachael cried. "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?" She began sobbing. Kakashi patted her shoulder.
"It's this world. It changes people." He said.
"JUST LIKE THE MAZE FOR THE THIRD CHALLENGE!" Dumbledore shouted.
"SHUT UP DUMBLEDORE!" Katkashi cried. Dumbledore walked off muttering about getting a better contract.
"I AM BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! INTERGALACTIC DEFENDER!" He aimed his laser at the tri-pod and pressed the button. The light lit up and nothing more happened."What! MY LASER! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?" The Tri-pod zapped him.
"WOOOOOT!" Ray cried. Rachael began crying again. Katkashi had turned full cat and was prancing around. Tenten was beating the crap out of Rock Lee. And Sasuke was staring Orochimaru in the face.
"Do you know you are my hero?" He asked.
"YO! YO SCARIN ME! YO SCARIN ME! PLEASE OH PLEASE STOP SCARIN ME!" Orochimaru "rapped". Sasuke proceeded to put the weights on his ankles.
"You'll never escape Orochimaru-Sama… never…"
"I DON'T WANT YOU AS A HOST ANYMORE!" Orochimaru cried.
"WHAT!" Sasuke cried. Tears formed in his eyes. "WWWWHHHHYYY!"
"Because it's my world!" BoBoBo said.
"BOBOBO! THE PERFECT HOST!" cried Orochimaru.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke cried falling to his knees.

THREE HOURS TO BOBOWORLD

"I'm a pug." Said Frank.
"I know." J said.
"I'm a pug." Said Frank.
"I said I know." J replied.
"WHERE IS ROBBIE?" Spielburg cried out. "I MUST FIND ROBBIE!"
"HEEEEYYYY!" J cried. "YOU THE MAKER OF JURASSIC PARK!" His smile turned to a frown suddenly and he began shouting at the filmmaker. "YOU RUINED MY LIFE BY GIVING ME NIGHTMARES FOR FIVE YEARS! BE NURELIZED!" He pulled out the nurelizer and flashed it ten times at the filmmaker.
"uuuuhhh" Spielburg said. "Who are you?"
"YOU STILL SPEAK!" J said. "I MUST CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE!" He continued flashing Spielburg with the nurelizer. K walked up and punched J.
"YOU DON'T USE THE NURELIZER LIKE THAT!" He cried. Then he turned to Spielburg and began flashing him with the nurelizer over and over and over and over. "YOU DO IT LIKE THIS!" he cried. "WITH INSANE LAUGHTER!"
A white car drove up and Agent J (MIW) jumped out.
"I am Agent Jackson of the Men In White. We are a secret organization to control the Men In Black." He began kicking K in the area where no one should kick. K fell over in pain and Agent Jackson laughed. He looked at his MIB counterpart and kicked him for good measure and walked off. What did the world of Naruto have to do with this? Only that this is where Spielburg ran off too.

TWO AND ONE HALF HOURS UNTIL BOBOWORLD!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

"IT IS TIME! FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!" A new voice cried.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

Over one hundred people appeared in the same room.
"AUGH!" The new voice shouted. Everyone was groaning. It was CRAMPED! No one could move!
"WHO IS SO SOFT?" Sakura cried.
"MEEEEOOOWW!" Kakashi cried. "THAT IS MY BUTT!"
"AHHHHHH!" Tenten cried. "I AM CRAMPED!"
"HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE?" Cried Gai. "TOO MANY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE!"
"Let me expand the room…" The new voice said. SQUISH!
"AUUUUUUGHHHHHH!" Everyone cried.
"THIS….IS…NOT…BIGGER!" Cried Katkashi.
"IT….IS….SMALLER!" Cried Sasuke. "YAY I AM CLOSER….TO OROCHIMARU!"
"YO THIS….IS CRAMPED!…WE…ARE NOT STAMPS!" Orochimaru "rapped".
"THIS IS NOT FUN!" BoBoBo cried. "EXPAND THE ROOM OR NOSEHAIRS FLY!"
"I CAN'T!" The voice cried. "THEY LEFT THE ROOM CONTROL WITH KONOHAMARU!
"SQUISH!
"AUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!" Everyone cried.
"THE ROOM IS SMALLER!" BoBoBo shouted. "NOSEHAIR TIME!"
"WAIT! PLEASE DON'T HURT PEOPLE!" cried the voice. "I JUST NEED TO CALL THEAPRILFOOL…." They heard dialing and the voice spoke.
"Hello?" The voice said. "Ahh yes… you see you left the un-shrink button with Konohamaru… oh you mean the Tri-Pod took it and they are playing with the shrink option… oh that's not good…." SQUISH!

Everyone was too squished to speak now. It would all end for them any moment.

TWO HOURS TO BOBOWORLD!

UNSQUIIIISH!

"Hey the room!" Kakashi cried. "IT IS UNSHRUNKEN!"
"YEAAAAHHH!" Everyone cheered.
"Okay now it is time to announce the new announcer!" The voice said. Everyone turned to look at… The potato!
"OH POTATO!" BoBoBo cried. 'YOU ARE THE PERFECT ANNOUNCER!"
"YEAH! I KNOW!" The potato said happily. "And now to announce the competitors:

Narubo – The main character of Naruto show! He went BoBoBo!

Nejibo - The strongest member of Team Gai! Or at least he was! He is a BoBoBo wuss now!

BoBoBo – The leader of Team Bo.

Kakashi – Cat leader of Team 7. Katkashi is his alias.

Rock Lee – Insane temporary Member of Team 7! His relationship with his mentor is questionable… considering they hug too much.

Tenten – Female temporary Member of Team 7! She loves weapons… and kicking Rock Lee!

Gai – Leader of Team Gai! His relationship with Rock Lee is questionable considering they hug too much.

Sakura - Female temporary Member of Team Gai! Looooves Sasuke.

Sasuke – Half evil temporary Member of Team Gai! Is obsessed with Orochimaru.

Orochimaru – Evil rapper… cannot rap.

Harry Potter – Magic man! Goes to Hogwarts!

Ronald Weasley – Best friend of Magic Man! Goes to Hogwarts!

Hermione Granger – Girlfriend of Magic Man! Goes to Hogwarts!

Prof. McGonagal – Professor of Magic Man! Goes to Hogwarts!

Albus Dumbledore – Mentor of Magic Man! Goes to Hogwarts!

Severus Snape – Evil Teacher to Magic Man! Went with Voldemort

Voldemort – Evil Guy after Magic Man!

Hagrid – Giant fat friend of Magic Man!

Draco Malfoy – Idiot non-friend of Magic Man!

At this point the Harry Potter cast squashed the potato, which was brought back by the author. He promptly stopped the explanations.

Frodo Baggins

Samwise Gamgee

Merry Brandybuck

Pippin Took

Aragorn

Legolas

Gimli

Boromir

Faramir

Gollum

Gandalf

Saruman

Theoden

Elrond

Arwen

Eowyn

Neo

Trinity

Morphues

Link

I.D.

Agent Smith

Darth Vader

Anakin Skywalker

Emperor Palpatine

Chancellor Palpatine

Padme

Jar Jar

Obi-Wan (Ep I)

Obi-Wan (Ep III)

Ben Kenobi

Luke Skywalker

Han Solo

Leia

Yoda

Qui-Gon Jinn

General Greivous

Chewbacca

Will Smith

Carlton Banks

Hilary Banks

Ashley Banks

Uncle Phil

Aunt Vivian

Jazz

Cyclops

Wolverine

Xavier

Rogue

Jean

Nightcrawler

Storm

Magneto

Mystique

Gambit

Spider-Man

Peter Parker

Venom

Green Goblin

Doctor Octopus

Mary Jane

Aunt May

Bone Saw

DareDevil

Superman

Lex Luther

Clark Kent (Smallville)

Beauty

Don Patch

Jelly Jiggler

Spongebob

Squidward

Mr. Krabs

Sandy

Patrick

Plankton

Mermaidman

Barnacleboy

Timmy Turner

Cosmo

Wanda

Dad

Mom

Jorgen

Wandisimo

Crocker

Ash Ketchum

Pikachu

Brock

Misty

Meowth

Jessie

James

Kano

Lui Kang

Raiden

Johnny Cage

Scorpion

Sub Zero

Sonya

Batman

Bruce Wayne

Riddler

Two Face

Joker

Mr. Freeze

Aladdin

Genie

Jafaar

Jimmy Neutron

Carl

Sheen

Libby

Cindy

(War of the Worlds 2005)Ray

(War of the Worlds 2005)Rachel

(War of the Worlds 2005)Robbie

Scooby Doo

Fred

Velma

Daphnie

Shaggy

Scrappy

Capt. James T. Kirk

Spock

Tom Nook

Mario

Luigi

Toadsworth

Toad

Peach

Wario

Waluigi

Yoshi

Bowser

Samus

Tingle

Link

Zelda

Ganondorf

Yugi

Joey

Marik

Shigeru Miyamoto

TheAprilFool

Reggie (Nintendo's Reggie)" The potato was out of breath.

"THAT'S OVER ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PEOPLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
"NO WONDER THE ROOM WAS SO CRAMPED!" They all shouted.
"So what is the challenge this time?" Kakashi asked. "Mud wrestling?"
"Nope! Three Part Challenge!" The Potato said. "Rock Paper Scissors, Pie Baking, and painting!"
"YAY OLD CHALLENGES!" Tenboten cried happily.
"WE CAN WIN!" Cried the choir of space people.
"No singing." The potato said. They all walked away sadly. "Today's challenge is…THREE ROUNDS LONG!"
An Audience claps. One member turns to another
"Didn't he just say that?" He asked.
"You have two hours to finish all three before BoBoBo's world so lets get more info!" The potato said. "Round one is Rock Paper Scissors!"Everyone anime-fell, AMAZING! IT HAPPENED!
"We already did that!" Sasuke cried.
"Yeah!" Tenboten cried. "AHH MY NAME!"
"Round two is… PIE BAKING!" The potato shouted.
"WE DID THAT!" Rock Bo shouted.
"LEE! YOUR NAME!" Cried Bo-Sensei. "AHH! MY NAME!"
"Round three is Picture painting!" The potato cried. "The studio got unoriginal and decided to recycle old challenges! And me announcing them!" The audience claps again.
"WHERE IS THAT AUDIENCE COMING FROM?" Cried James Kirk. "SPOCK! SCAN THE AREA WITH YOUR HANDHELD SCANNING GADGET!" He took out his 'handheld scanning gadget' and began scanning Katkashi. Then he zapped Konohamaru with a phaser as Konohamaru crawled back into the room to take his position as announcer back.
"…Ow…" He said.

"HEY YOU POKED ME!" Cried Marik. "IT IS TIME TO DUEL!" He pulled out a duel disk and walked over threateningly to I.D.
"WAIT, WAIT! I COULDN'T HELP IT! DON'T DUEL ME!" I.D. cried. "I AM JUST A PART OF THE MATRIX SO I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!" He fell in the fetal position and sucked his thumb. The whole time he was thinking 'sucker.'
"You are not part of the Matrix!" Neo cried. "When were you in any of the three movies!"
"Actually I am in a fanfic of the matrix designed by a friend of the author of this one! The friend, on my behalf, threatened the author with the Noisy Cricket to put me in this fanfic."
"HE HAS THE NOISY CRICKET K!" J cried racing up. I.D. looked at him, smiling greatly.
"Yep!" He cried pulling out a cricket that was screaming at the top of its lungs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEE!" Then it took a deep breath and started over. J walked away sadly.
"I cannot believe I lost that thing!" He said sadly. BOOOOM The Tri-Pod burst from the ground.
"I really need that noisy cricket too!" J complained. "How else am I supposed to stop the Tri-Pod from squashin' me? I need the noisy cri-" SQUASH! Then the Tri-Pod walked off… actually it was suddenly wearing a huge tutu and was dancing away.
"So…" Ash Ketchum asked Yugi. "What is the time?"
"YOU ASKED ME WHAT TIME IT IS! IT IS TIME TO DUEL!" Yugi cried. Ash ran screaming.
"YOU RAN SCREAMING!" Joey and Marik cried. "IT IS TIME TO DUEL!" All three ran after him.
"YOU LIVE! IT IS TIME TO DUEL!" We hear over the horizon as they walked off.

"OKAY! EVERYONE BACK IN THE ROOM!" POOOOOOOOOOF!
"AUGH! IT IS SO TINY IN HERE!" Cried everyone.
"Oops this is the closet…" The potato said.
POOOOF!

"Okay!" The potato said, now that everyone was calm. "LET ROUND ONE BEGIN!"

Mortal Kombat announcer: ROUND ONE…
FIGHT!

Narubo vs Yugi

"I SHALL BEAT YOU!" Cried out Narubo. "BOBOWORLD CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
"WE SHALL SEE!" Yugi cried. "LETS DUEL!" They both took out duel disks and drew five cards.
"I PLAY HAPPYSLAPPYBOBOBO!" Cried Narubo! He placed a card on the duel disk and it appeared! It was BoBoBo in a fiesta costume. "And I place a Rock Paper Scissors card facedown!" A hand appeared on the field and just hung there.
"ALL RIGHT!" Yugi cried. "YUUUUUUGIIIIOOOOOOHHHH!"
"What the crap was that?" Narubo asked.
"I AM YAMI YUGI! THE WEIRD CRAZY SPIRIT WHO WINS EVERY DUEL!" Cried Yami Yugi. He placed a card on the field.
"NOW MY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CARD IS SET!" He cried. "AND I SUMMON THE CELTIC GUARDIAN!" He began dancing. "MYYYY CREATURE HAS MORE ATTACK POINTS THAAAN YOURRRS!" Then he proceeded to attack! Narubo's life points went down from 4,000 to 2600. HAPPYSLAPPYBOBOBO apparently had 0 ATK points.
"GRR!" Narubo cried. "I SHALL STILL WIN!" He drew a card. "NOW MY ULTIMATE MONSTER IS WITH ME! I WILL WIN!" He placed the monster on the monster zone.
"I SUMMON SLAPPYWACKYBOBOBO!" This one also has 0ATK points. Yugi proceeded to summon a new monster and attacked. Narubo had 500 LP left!
"AHHH!" He screamed like a girl. "WAIT! I KNOW HOW TO WIN!" He jumped up and flipped a light switch. When he landed he was wearing fiesta cloths. Rumba started playing and he began dancing.

They call me Cuban Pete!
I'm the king of the Rumba Beat!
When I play the maracas I go:
Chick Chicky Boom, Chick Chicky Boom!

Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete!
I'm the craze of my native street!
When I start to dance, everything goes:
Chick Chicky Boom, Chick Chicky Boom!

The senioritas they sing
And they swing with "terampero"
It's very nice - so full of spice
And when they dance in they bring
A happy ring that "era keros"
Are singing a song All the day long

So if you like the beat
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to:
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Suddenly Kakashi started singing!

He's a really modest guy
Although he's the hottest guy
In Havana, in Havana

"WHY THE )#$) DID I SING THAT?" He cried. Then he noticed that everyone was dancing. "Ahhh well." He joined in.

Si, seniorita I know
That you would like a chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice - so full of spice
I'll place my hand on your hip
And if you will just give me your hand
Then we shall try Just you and I!

So if you like the beat
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to:
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Yugi found himself dancing and he couldn't stop! No one could stop! Except Narubo! The Rumba continued playing while Narubo carefully made sure to rig the Rock Paper Scissor card results then he hit the button to show them.
"I WIN!" He cried.
"NOOOOOOO!" Yugi cried. Everyone stopped dancing and pointed and laughed.

WINNER: NARUBO

Nejibo vs Hagrid

"You are very big and fat." Nejibo said.
"I AM NOT FAT I AM HALF GIANT!" Hagrid cried.
"YOU FAT!" Nejibo said.
"Hey! You can't have a car in this studio." Said a police officer.
"I AM NOT A CAR I AM HALF GIANT!" Hagrid cried.
"Oh! You're not a car! You're just fat!" The officer said. He turned around. "HEY EARNIE! IT'S NOT A CAR! IT'S JUST A FAT MAN!" He started laughing. "See you later fatty, fat man."
"YOU STOLE THAT JOKE FROM FAMILY GUY!" Cried Link (Matrix). He leapt at TheAprilFool who held up a hand.
"I also stole Cuban Pete from The Mask. Sue me!" Then he started running crazily babbling.
"Okay well I choose rock!" Hagrid said.
"I choose paper." Nejibo said.
"GOODBYE FATTY!" Cried the potato. Nothing happened. "Aww crap! Your weight broke the spring loaded floor!" Hagrid approached the potato.

THE REST OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE SOCIETY OF POTATO PROTECTION.

WINNER: NEJIBO

BoBoBo vs Frodo Baggins

"Oh I love my little itty bitty ringy!" Frodo sang. BoBoBo smirked.
"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!" He cried.
"SHOOT!" They both cried. When they extended their hands they had tied for it!
"I NEVER TIE!" cried out BoBoBo. "GOOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR!" Frodo went flying and was eliminated from the competitions.

WINNER: BOBOBO

Katkahshi vs Bo Sensei

"OUR RIVALRY SHALL END TODAY!" Cried Bo Sensei.
"I HAVE NO RIVALRY WITH ANYONE WITH BO IN THEIR NAMES!" Cried Katkashibo. "WAIT! YES I DO!" He fell down frightened.
"KATKASHI THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH SHALL SEE ME THROUGH!" Cried Gai.
"I SHALL WIN!" Cried Katkashi.
"COWABUNGA!" Cried a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan. Everyone turned. "OH CRAP!" He cried and ran for it. 10,000 little Frank the Pugs ran after him. Everyone ignored the screams they heard in the background.
"ALL RIGHT KATKASHI! LET OUR RIVALRY END WITH ME AS THE VICTOR!" Cried Bo Sensei.
"YES LET US BO!" Cried Katkashi. "ROCK!"
"PAPER!"
"SCISSORS!" They both cried. "SHOOT!"
Kakashi chose Rock and Bo-Sensei chose Scissors.
"NOOOOOO" Bo-Sensei cried.
"BO SENSEI!" Cried Rock Bo.
"OH BO!" Cried Bo-Sensei.
"BO-SENSEI!"
"BO!"
They hugged in the sunset as the spring floor sent them both flying.

Tenten vs Gimli

"The dwarves are the best thing that happened to this world since the creation of the world!" Cried Gimli. "Ever since the world started existing nothing so great appeared like the Dwarves! DWARVES ROCK!"
"Rock is Gimli's choice!" Cried the potato.
"WHAT!" Cried Gimli.
"Uhh I choose paper then." Tenten said.
"TENTEN WINS!" Cried the potato. Everyone pointed and laughed at Gimli, who was sent flying.
"THIS IS NOT FAAAIIIR!" He cried. "YOU BETRAY THE DWARVES!" He began sobbing.

Rock Lee vs I.D.

"YOSH! FOR THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH I SHALL WIN!" Rock Bo cried.
"I WILL WIN BECAUSE I AM A FANFIC CHAR!" Cried I.D. "I AM SUPERMAN!" He struck a SuperMan pose. Rock Bo turned to him angrily.
"I WILL WIN!" He cried.
"I will win?" I.D. asked. "Thanks for saying so!"
"I DIDN'T!"
"But I heard you say it."
"I NEVER SAID THAT!"
"Yes you did."
"NOO!"
"YESSSS!… Hey I like the all capital letters with the billions of "!"s at the end! BLAAHHHH!"
"YOU ARE A CLOWN! ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!"
They went for it! And I.D. Lost…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He cried as he was ejected from the fanfic. "I AM A FANFIC CHAR! A FAAANFIIIICC CHAAAAAARR!"

Sakura vs Hermione

"I shall now use a complex spell to make sure I win!" Hermione cried.

TWO SECONDS LATER

Hermione went flying from the fanfic.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sasuke vs Gollum

"Gollum! Gollum!" Gollum coughed. He held out his hand by accident using paper. Sasuke smile and used Scissors.
"I WIN!" He cried.
"GOLLUM!" Gollum cried attacking. He killed Sasuke by choking him! Everyone gasped.

In Heaven:
Sasuke walked into a beautiful world filled with OROCHIMARU! Then suddenly it disappeared and he was back in the fanfic. Gollum had been ejected and Sakura had given him CPR.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried. "KILL ME AGAIN! DO IT!" Everyone looked at him weird. They shrugged and went about their business.

Orochimaru vs Voldemort

"We are snake men!" Cried Voldemort and Orochimaru. "WE LOVE SNAKES!" They twirled around and were suddenly in black suits.
"WE ARE THE MEN IN BLACK!" Cried Voldemort, off key. "GALAXY DEFENDERS!"
"WE ARE THE MEN IN BLACK!" Cried Orochimaru, more off key. "WON'T LET YOU REMEMBER!" ZAAAAP! Voldemort went flying out of the fanfic. Agent J ran off giggling.
"I FOUND THE NOISY CRICKET!" He cried jumping for joy every other second.

Harry Potter vs Jazz

"You smell like cheap cologne and fried chicken." Harry told Jazz. "SCOURGIFY!" FLASH! Harry disappeared.
"Heeey does this mean I don't get to play the game?" Jazz asked.
"What happened to Harry?" Sakura asked.
"He evaporated." Said Agent K (MIW). "He used too much magic because scum like Jazz are too filthy to clean."

Ron Weasley vs Han Solo

"You'd better let me win or I'll have Chewie rip your arms off!" Han cried. Chewie began growling. Ron backed away.
"Okay you win." He said.
"YAY I WIN!" Han yelled he began prancing around. "I WIN I WIN I WIN!"
"Okay Han is too obnoxious." Said the potato. "WASTE HIM!" Then Grand Theft Auto chars came in and blasted the crap out of Han solo. Then what was left was ejected from the fanfic.
"Hey I won!" Ron cried.

Prof McGonagal vs Draco Malfoy

"All right Malfoy if you let me win I'll give you the answers to all of the tests for the rest of the year!" McGonagall whispered to Draco. Draco nodded. They walked out into the middle of the room where he immediately pointed to her.
"SHE WANTS ME TO CHEAT!" He cried. She gasped.
"What kind of an accusation is that?" She cried. "You vile underhand-"
"All right Malfoy, if you let me win I'll give you the answers to all of the tests for the rest of the year!" Said McGonagall's voice on a tape recorder.
"CHEATERS SUCK!" Cried the potato. Agent J ran in and nurelized her ten times then ran off and she was ejected back to Hogwarts.

Albus Dumbledore vs Gandalf

"You shall lose Gandalf for I am a hip copy of you!" cried Dumbledore.
"WHAT?" Cried Gandalf. "ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ENTIRELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER!"
"I AM?" Cried Dumbledore. "THAT ROCKS! LIKE SOOOOOCOCKKKS!"
"NO SINGING ABOUT SOCKS!" Cried Gandalf. "YOU SHALL NOT SING!" And with that he opened a hole in the ground and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles grabbed Dumbledore and dragged him down to their lair. Everyone ignored the screams they heard.

WHAT WAS HAPPENING:

Michelangelo was tickling Dumbledore, and eating socks. The socks part was what made him scream though.

WINNER: GANDALF!
"Hey! Why'd you disappear winning person showing thing?" Cried the potato.
"I was eating bacon!" It said happily.

Saruman vs Snape

"I have the greasier hair!" Cried Snape. "Your hair is not greasy enough!"
"MY HAIR IS PERFECT!" Cried Saruman. "I AM SARUMAN OF MANY COLORS!" He dropped a cloak to reveal his many colored robes.
"MY EYES!" Cried Snape. "MY EYES!" He fell back clutching his eyes.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!" Laughed Saruman. "Now he cannot win!"
"All right because Snape was blinded a replacement will be used. Bring in The Loaner." Cried the potato. Everyone looked at him.
"The loaner?" They asked. Heavy footsteps were heard. The ground started to shake.
"Prepare yourselves!" Cried the potato. The door opened and a HUGE creature walked in. "FOR THIS HUGE CREATURE CARRYING THE LOANER!" On the creature was…KIRBY!
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Saruman. "I WILL LOSE IF I FIGHT HIM! I GIVE IN!" Then he proceeded to run in circles babbling.
"BE EJECTED!" Cried the potato and Saruman went flying. "I love doing that!"

Sam vs Pippin

"We shall decide the winners of these two by video footage." Cried the potato. Sam's video footage was "Po Tay Toes!" The potato watched it and then leapt for joy.
"SAM WINS!" He cried. Pippin started to object but was ejected from the fanfic.

Merry vs Legolas

"Okay Legolas wins he is too perfect to fail." The potato said before anyone could do anything. Merry tried to object but was ejected from the fanfic.
"I love being unfair." The potato said.

Aragorn vs Boromir

"I shall win!" Aragorn said. They began prepping for their round of Rock Paper Scissors. But suddenly an Orc kills Boromir!
"OH NO! BOROMIR! BOROMIR!" He cried. "BOROMIR NOOOOO! WHHHHHYYY! WHHYY! WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HE CHOSE NOW! HOW CAN I WIN! Oh wait he is dead he can't win! I WIN!"

WINNER: ARAGORN

Neo vs Faramir

"I am the heir of Isildur." Said Faramir.
"You are not!" Aragorn said. "THAT IS ME YOU $)( &)$)$)#!" No one paid attention to the fight that occurred. Neo read "THE ONE MAGAZINE" and was bending spoons with his mind. Everyone ignored that "AHHHHHH!" in the background. They held up umbrellas, with bored faces (not even looking away) for a splash of water, where it came from no one knew, and then they turned to find that Faramir had been a water balloon.
"Not surprising." Said Frodo. "I suspected from the start."
"Yeah" Gandalf agreed. "He was never good at hiding his true water balloon self."
"I always thought he was human." Sam said.
"You are stupid Sam." Frodo said.
"Yeah I am Mr. Frodo." Sam said happily.

WINNER: NEO

Theoden vs Agent Smith

"It is inevitable Mr. Theoden I shall win." Said Smith.
"Okay!" Theoden said. "I give up!"

WINNER: AGENT SMITH

Morpheus vs Elrond

"I shall just give up so I can steal shampoo from the bathrooms." Morpheus said.
"I THOUGHT I SAID STOP PLAYING JOKES THAT FLASH AUTHORS MADE!" Link cried.
"But it is fun!" TheAprilFool cried.
"DIE APRIL FOOL!" Link cried racing at the writer.
"OOOH TRIPOD!" TheAprilFool cried.
BOOM! Link was crushed. And for good measure Elrond was too.
"I WIN!" Morpheus cried.

Arwen vs Eowyn

"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!" Cried Eowyn. BANG! Arwen shot her with the Noisy Cricket.

"What?" She asked. "She said shoot." Eowny walked off with a beak like Daffy Duck and fell off a cliff. Everyone pointed and laughed.

Link vs Anakin Skywalker

"The Dark Side of the Force ROCKS!" Anakin cried. "I GOT A COOL LAVA PLANET HOME!
"I got a ship that I fly and kill with." Link said.
"I got a Dark Master!" Anakin cried.
"SO DO I!" Link cried.
"HEY!" Morpheus cried. "THAT BETTER NOT BE A JOKE ON HOW I LOOK!" Link turned to him.
"Nope!" He said. "But you steal shampoo so you evil!"
"Okay!" Morpheus said. Then he ran off with all of Link's shampoo.
"There is only one way to settle this." Anakin said. He circled around Link until he was in front of him. "A battle!" He ignited his saber. "I must warn you though. I am a master of backflips!" Then he backflipped into a wall! Link just looked at him.
"Loser." He said. Then a little kid ran up.
"I FOUND THIS MATCH!" He cried then he lit it and dropped it on Anakin. Poor Anakin.

ANAKIN: BAR-B-Qed
WINNER: LINK!

Emperor Palpatine vs Darth Vader

"I must defeat you master." Vader said."But I am your master!" Cried Palpatine.
"Doesn't that count for anything?"
And Vader was like "No". He then proceeded to attack with the lightsaber.

PALPATINE: XX

WINNER: VADER

Chancellor Palpatine vs Magneto

"ZAPPY ZAPPY ZAP ZAP!" Cried Palpatine. "I AM SO BEAUTIFUL WITH MY ZAP ZAPS!"
"Zappy?" Magneto cried. "WE ARE PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!"
"ZAPPY ZAP!" Cried Palpatine. "MY BEAUTY CANNOT WAIT!"
"JUST LET HIM ZAP YOU!" Cried Vader. "HE IS GETTING UGLIER WHILE HE WAITS!"
"I DON'T WANT TO GET ZAPPED!" Cried Magneto. "Zappy is not me!"
"YOU SUCK THEN!" cried Palpatine. He began sobbing.
"YOU SUCK!" Vader cried.
"YOU SUCK!" Cried the charred remains of Anakin.
" I DO NOT SUCK!" Cried Magneto. "ZAP ME!"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

WINNER: Palpatine

Padme vs Bone Saw

Bone Saw looked at Padme.
"CAN I POUND HER?" He cried.
"No she is a girl." Said Katkashi. "Girls are not to be hit by gentlemen."
"I AM NO GENTLEMAN!" Bone saw cried. He raced for Padme… who beat the crap out of him.
"I…give…up." Bone Saw cried pointing a finger in the air and then falling over unconscious.

WINNER: PADME

Jar Jar vs Tingle

"WEEELCOME! TO FIGHT NIGHT! Here at the Konoha Arena!" Cried Bruce Campell. "Here two of the most annoying chars in the world will fight it out for champion!" The crowd cheered.
"How'd we get in this arena?" Asked Tenten.
"Because there is no arena!" Neo said. "Aw crap it didn't work." He walked off sadly.
"There is no Neo!" Morpheus said extending a hand. Neo fell over dead.
"Uhhh… I didn't do that." He said.
"NOOOWW WILL OUR FIGHTERS ENTER THE ARENA AT THIS TIME! PLEASE WELCOME OUR REIGNING CHAMPION! JAR JAR BINKS!" Jar Jar walked into the ring and he jumped for joy.
"WAAHHHOOOOOO!" He cried.
"AND THE CHALLENGER… whets your name?" Whispered Bruce.
"Tingle." Said Tingle.
"That name sucks." Bruce said. "THE CHALLENGER: THE FAIRY MAN!
"I AM FAAAIIRIRY?" Tingle ran into the ring with tears in his eyes."TTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEE FAIRY!" Tingle cried.
"Yousa dumbsa!" Cried Jar Jar.
"YOU NOT A FAIRY!" Cried Tingle.
"Yousa not a gungan!" Cried Jar Jar
"YOU SUCK! NON-FAIRY!" Tingle shouted.
"Take that back!" Cried Jar Jar.
"You talk normal?" Asked Tingle.
"…." Jar Jar's eyes opened wide. "THEY'RE ONTO ME!" And he ran off and got into a cab.
"Okay take me to Canada!" He cried. "The land of peace and justice and freedom!"

Everyone watched him drive off to the wrong country.
"Everyone knows that Mexico is the country of the free people." Said Narubo. Sasuke hit him.
"OW!"

WINNER: TINGLE!

Obi-Wan (Ep I) vs Obi-Wan (Ep III)

"You are I!" Cried Obi-Wan.
"I AM YOU!" Cried Obi-Wan.
"Okay which one of you is which?" Asked the potato.
"I am episode I!" Cried Obi-Wan.
"Okay your name is now poopsy-head." Cried the potato.
"ALL RIGHT!" poopsy-head cried.
"And for that you lose." The potato said. Poopsy head ran away crying. Then FLASH! A delorian appeared and ran him over.
"DOC! I HIT SOMEONE IN THE FUTURE!" Cried Marty.
"RUN MARTY! BEFORE THEY CATCH US!" Cried Doc. They zoomed away and FLASH! They were gone!

WINNER: Ep III Obi-Wan

Ben Kenobi vs Mario

'ITSA ME MARIO!"
"OH NO! I GIVE IN!" Cried Ben Kenobi. "I CANNOT DEFEAT YOU! I TRIED WHEN I WAS ONCE AN APE NAMED DONKEY KONG! … NOBODY HEARD THAT!" He ran off and rabid Nintendo fans went to go capture him and turn him back into Donkey Kong.

WINNER: MARIO

Luke vs Tom Nook

"Okay now to play rock paper scissors you must purchase a choice!" Tom Nook said "Two thousand million gagillion bells will get you your choice of Rock Paper or scissors!"
"I have no cash." Luke said.
"LOSER!" Cried BoBoBo who attacked with Fist of the Nosehair.
"AHHHHH!" Cried Luke flying away.

WINNER: TOM NOOK

Leia vs Bowser

"If you win I'll eat you!" Bowser said threateningly.
"I give in!" Cried Leia.
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY!" Bowser said. He burst out crying and went into his shell.
"FOR BEING RUDE TO BOWSER YOU GET ETERNAL LIFE IN… THE WORLD OF FAMILY GUY!" Cried the potato. "YOU WILL BE TRANSFORMED INTO A MONKEY AND LIVE IN CHRIS'S CLOSET! And you shall DISLIKE CHRIS A LOT!" POOF Leia disappeared.

"And that is the story of how Chris got the Evil Monkey in his closet." Said a person.
"I doubt that." Said someone. The first person ran off crying.

Yoda vs Jelly Jiggler

"I shall now infuse your mind with subliminal messages!" Said Yoda.

THE IMAGES WERE AS FOLLOWS:

-Rocks
-A hand in a fist
-More Rocks
-The words Rock n Roll
-Glen Quagmire from Family guy chasing a delivery truck in bathrobes.

"I'm sorry you had to see that." Yoda said as Jelly Jiggler ran off blind.

WINNER: YODA

Qui-Gon Jinn vs Mr. Krabs

"Don't center your focuses on your money Mr. Krabs." Said Qui-Gon. "Keep your focus here and now where it belongs." He got pelted with money and then melted without an explanation.
"Well that was weird." The potato said.

WINNER: Mr. Krabs

General Greivous vs Carlton Banks

"I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!" cried Grievous. Carlton ran off crying like a girl.
"Now look what you did!" Will cried. "YOU ROCK!" Then both Grievous and Will began dancing.
"EVERYBODY DANCE!" Cried Carlton, who had returned. He began doing the Carlton Dance.
"AHH THE CARLTON DANCE!" The potato cried. "I AM BLIND!"
"I don't dance that badly…" Said Carlton.
"Yeah you do." Said Greivous. "And money sucks."
"AHHH WHAT KIND OF A ROBOT ARE YOU?" Carlton cried running away.

WINNER: GRIEVOUS

Chewbaca vs Plankton

"I will win against this creature and then I shall steal the Krabby Patty FORMULA!" Cried Plankton.
"ROOOOAR!" Roared Chewie. He stepped on Plankton by accident.
"Ow…" Plankton said.
"Okay Chewie! Plankton chose Rock what do you choose?" Asked Potato.
"WHAT!" Cried Plankton. "I NEVER CHOSE AT ALL!"
"ROOOAAR!" Roared Chewbacca.
"Paper?" asked the potato "YOU WIN!"
"THIS IS NOT FAIR!" Plankton said as he was ejected away. 'I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

Will Smith vs Timmy Turner

"I WISH THAT I WON!" Cried Timmy. FAART Sound!
"Sorry Timmy." Wanda said. "We can't help you win a competition."
"You suck you know?" Will said. "A real man would win! A strong man!"
"A man with big ears?" Asked Timmy.
"Yeah a man with big ea… HEY!" Will cried. Timmy laughed.
"For insulting the greatest singer to be on our show, you lose!" Cried the Potato. Timmy ran off crying.

Hilary vs Dad

"Do I have to do this?" Hilary asked. "Can't I have Geoffery do it for me?"
"No butlers." Said the potato.
"Then I just won't play your little game." Said Hilary.
"I'M HIP!" Cried dad, wearing nothing but his underpants and was holding a piece of paper.
"Choose Hilary!" Cried Will. "Think about it! Rock or Scissors, which cuts paper?"
"ROCK!" Cried Hilary."YOU LOSE!" Cried the potato. "BAD HAIR DAY FOR YOU!" Hilary's hair suddenly was like a troll doll again.
"WOOT! IM HIP!" Dad cried.

Ashley vs Clark Kent

"You can take him Ash." Said Will. "It's only Superman."
"Superman?" Asked Ashley.
"Well a young kidish superman who wears no tights." Said Will. "We have a lot in common."
"You have powers too?" Clark shouted. "AWSOME!"
"Well…. Yeah…." Will said nervously. "I can… do this thing… and another thing…. And…other super stuff…"
"AWSOME!" Clark yelled running around in circles. Ashley turned to Will.
"You have no powers Will." She said.
"YOU LIED TO ME!" Cried Clark. "DIE!" He aimed a punch at will but hit the wall and the vibrations set off the spring loaded floor trap in the floor under Ashley.
"AHHH!" She screamed as she went flying.
"I'm gonna be over there…" Will said scooting away.

Uncle Phil vs James

"Prepare for trouble! Make it double!" Cried out James.
"Sir I went to law school I know what trouble is and a game of Rock Paper Scissors is not trouble." Uncle Phil said.
"How about I persuade you to lose?" Asked James. He winked.
"How about I tear your head off and place it above my fireplace?" Uncle Phil asked threateningly.
"Uhh… I don't think that will work out." James said.
"Why not?" Uncle Phil asked (evil eyes).
"You best just lose!" Cried Will. "He got the evil look in his eye!"
"Uhhh Paper?" Said James.
"()&)#) YOU!" Cried Uncle Phil. "I CHOSE ROCK! )$#)#$)#$" He grabbed James and ate him. Then spit him out and James was sent flying. Will looked at Uncle Phil and backed away.

Aunt Viv vs Jorgen

"I am Jorgen Von Strangle! Toughest fairy in the universe!" Cried Jorgen.
"TINGLE LOVE FAIRIES!" He ran into Aunt Viv and knocked her over. Jorgen proceeded to zap Tingle.
"Hahahaha" He said. "Your pain makes me laugh." He grabbed another small fairy and punched him. "Hahaahahahaha!"
Aunt Vivian just looked scared. After half an hour the potato sent her flying. She didn't scream at all she was in shock over Jorgen's love of pain.

Cyclops vs Wolverine

"YOU STOLE MY JEAN PLUSHIE DOLL!" Cried Cyclops. "YOU WILL LOSE AND GIVE IT BACK TO ME!"
"Jean…plushie …. Doll…" Jean said looking at Cyclops weird.
"I NEVER STOLE IT I MADE IT MYSELF!" Cried Wolverine.
"Made…. A Jean… Plushie doll…" Jean said.
"THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE MY NAME STITCHED ON IT?" Cried Cyclops.
"Where?" Cried Wolverine.
"ON THE LEFT FOOT!" Cried Cyclops. Wolverine looked at it.
"Oh…" He said. "WELL IT'S MINE NOW!"
"ROCK!" Cried Cyclops.
"PAPER!" Cried Wolverine.
"SCISSORS!" They both cried.
"SHOOT!"
"WOLVERINE WINS!" Cried the potato.
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP Wolverine goes flying.
"I mean Cyclops wins!" Cried the potato.
"I WON! NOW I CAN HUGGLE AND KISS THE PLUSHIE ALL I WANT!" He said. Jean backed away.
"Someone remind me why I like him…" She said.

Xavier vs Jean

"This will be the ultimate test of our abilities!" Cried Xavier. "I WILL WIN BECAUSE I HAVE TELEPATHY!" And he started waving his arms wildly again. The Men In White hurried up and grabbed him and carried him off. Jean began waving her arms wildly laughing. Then they carried her away too. They released Xavier because Agent J found Jean attractive and wanted to sit in the backseat with her. And, of course, she attacked him.

WINNER: XAVIER!

Rogue vs Nightcrawler

"I can make you go poof!" Cried Nightcrawler. He grabbed Rogue and poofed away and dropped her in a volcano and poofed back.
"I win!" He said happily. Everyone stared at him and twitched.

Storm vs Mystique

Mystique and Storm looked at one another.
"Potato." Said the potato. Mystique asked to speak with him in private and the potato came back alone.
"Okay Storm loses." It said and pulled a lever sending her flying. Then the potato ran in.
"YOU MIMIC ME! YOU CHEATER!" then he hugged the other potato. "YOU ARE A GENIUS!" Mystique morphed back into herself and walked off smirking. Narubo pointed and laughed.
"You transform!" He laughed. "But I can too!" He was a toilet with a blond Afro. Everyone near him laughed and kicked him.

Gambit vs Venom

Another short match! Gambit bragged and Venom ate him. Then Venom laughed. Everyone else just looked at him, blinking.

WINNER: VENOM

"WHY DO YOU KEEP DISAPPEARING WINNER MARKER?" Cried the potato. Konohamaru crawled back in.
"I…am ready…to take my… to take my place…. As announcer back…." He said. The potato laughed and turned to the crowd.
"WHO IS THE BETTER ANNOUNCER?" It cried.
"KONOHAMARU!" They responded.
"Oh…. Well that sucks…" Said the potato. "DIE KONOHAMARU!" He leapt at the kid and tackled him. Tsunabo ran back in and beat both of them up and then tossed Konohamaru down a hill and ran off screaming about pie.
"She needs her medications." Said Katkashibo. "Aww crap not again!"
"Embrace the BoBoBo!" Cried Narubo.
"NEVER!" Cried Katkashi.

Spider-Man vs Kano

"I have a red eye!" Kano laughed.
"You are a videogame character…" Spider-Man said. "THWIP!" He webbed Kano and tossed him out a window.
"When did we get windows?" Asked the potato. "I thought we were underground."
"You could also ask where we get cliffs." Said Sakura. "We are supposed to be in a giant room not a giant cave."
"Good point." Said Konohamaru.

WINNER: KANO

"WHAT!" Cried Spider-Man as he was ejected from the area. "BUT I TOSSED HIM OUT A WINDOOOWOWWW!"
"You should have paid attention." Said the potato. "I love being unfair."

Peter Parker vs Batman

"I am batman." Batman said.
"Okay well lets play this game!" Cried Peter Parker. "My Alter-Ego failed but I won't!"
"I am batman." Said Batman.
"Yes… we know." Said Peter.
"I am batman." Batman said.
"You are annoying." Said Peter.
"You are Batman." Batman said. Peter ran off horrified.
"AHHH NOO! I CANT BE A BILLIONAIRE WHO USES GADGETS! I NEED TO BE POOR AND HAVE SPIDER ABILITIES!" And he ran off before realizing that billions of dollars would be worth it.

Green Goblin vs Wanda

"Green Goblin, Green Goblin!
I am the Green Goblin!
You are not the Green Goblin
'Cause I am the Green Goblin!"

Sang the Green Goblin.

"I TOLD YOU! NO SINGING!" Cried the potato. "YOU GUYS HAVE BAD SINGING VOICES!" Then he kicked the Green Goblin out of the nightclub they were suddenly inside of. They teleported back to the giant underground room with mysterious windows and cliffs and the Green Goblin was left sitting on a street corner in New York, poor Green Goblin.

Doctor Octopus vs Lex Luther

"I have a higher scientific mind and I will destroy SuperMan." Said Lex Luther.
"Yeah I know." Said Doctor Octopus. "But I have tentacles!" Then he strangled Luther and tossed him off a cliff and Luther somehow fell through a window onto the streets of Konoha.
"This place is all messed up…" Sasuke said. "But at least Orochimaru is here!"

Mary Jane vs Sandy

"New rule!" Cried the potato. "This part of the chapter is taking too long so I'll make a rule that every spider-man character from this point forward loses!" Mary Jane turned to him to object but was sent flying.

Aunt May vs Genie

"THAT RULE INCLUDES YOU GRANDMA!" Cried the potato. Aunt May went flying and everyone looked at the potato weird.

Daredevil vs Cosmo

"I AM COSMO!" Cried Cosmo. "I LOVE BACON!"
"I am the blind hero DareDevil. I shall win!" Daredevil cried. Then he walked off a cliff again. Everyone looked at the cliff weird.
"Why does this always happen?" Asked Sakura. "Must we always have people fall off a cliff or run away or be unfair to them? Why can't we just let them compete?"
"I dunno." Said Saru. "HEY WHY AM I IN THIS FANFIC!" He cried running off.

SuperMan vs Wandisimo

"I am Wandisimo! Sexiest fairy in the universe!" Cried Wandisimo. Suddenly a female potato ran in.
"HE WINS!" She cried and then she disappeared after sending Superman flying.
"Okay that was disturbing." Said the potato. "It's like a girl me from an alternate universe…"

IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:

"Did you make Superman lose?" Asked a figure. The female potato nodded.
"YES I DID!"
"Good" The figure stepped forward to reveal… some guy we don't even know! "Then we have just meddled in another dimension! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then he farted.
"I wish you'd stop that." Said the female potato.

Beauty vs Joker

The Joker laughed and laughed and laughed. Hours later he was still laughing. So they sent him away.
"How can it be hours later? BoBoWorld is in less than two hours." Said Katkashi.
"Exaggeration works wonders!" The potato said smiling.

Don Patch vs Spongebob

"I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY! NO I DON'T! I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T!" Cried Don Patch.
"Are you okay?" Asked Spongebob.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN AM I OKAY YOU MORON! GET OUT OF HERE!" Cried Don Patch angrily. Spongebob started sniffing and crying.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE TEARS WILL PURSUADE ME TO LOSE YOU LITTLE RUNT?" Cried Don Patch. Spongebob ran into a wall sobbing."
Oh my, can I help you dear?" Asked Patches. Spongebob fainted at the sight of Don Patch with lipstick and high heels on.

WINNER: DON PATCH

Squidward vs Sub Zero

"I will freeze you." Said Sub-Zero. He held out a hand, looked like paper, and Squidward held out his tentacle, realizing he can only choose paper or rock.
"TIE BREAKER!" cried the potato. "Try again!"
Sub-Zero rolled his eyes and put out rock. Squidward chose paper.
"HAH!" He snorted. "I WIN!" Then CRACKLE! He was frozen!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN!"

SUB ZERO WINS! Said the Mortal Kombat announcer.

Patrick vs Mr. Freeze

To make it short: Patrick won then got frozen like Squidward. Mr. Freeze is unorigin- is frozen

Mermaidman vs Barnacleboy

"EVVILL!" Cried Mermaidman.
"YOU HAVE TOO MANY CAMEOS! I QUIT!" Cried Barnacleboy. He walked off angry about not getting a good trailer.
"I guess Mermaidman wins."
"EEEVIILLLLLLL!" Cried Mermaidman walking into a wall.

Mom vs Capt. James T Kirk

"I baked some nice spinach casserole for you!" Cried Mom. Kirk took one look at it and it roared at him. He began petting it.
"Nice spinach." He said. Then he tossed it in the air and vaporized it with his phaser.
"MY CASSEROLE!" Cried Mom. She ran and leapt after it and got vaporized by Spock.
"Just trying to help. Captain." He said. "It is logical to eliminate the competition."
"You scare me with logic." Said Kirk. "Go away!"
"But Jim…." Spock said.
"GO AWAY SCARY POINTY EARED FREAK!" Cried Kirk. Spock walked off, shrugging.
"Logic tells me you will calm down later." He said as Kirk put his index fingers together to form an "X" to try and ward away Spock's logic.

Crocker vs Libby

"LETS GET FUNKY!" Libby cried.
"LETS NOT!" The potato cried. He sent her flying and grabbed her CD player as it dropped from the sky. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINE! I SHALL SELL IT ON EBAY!"
"YAY!" Cried a man running up. He lay down and smiled brightly.
"Who are you?" Asked the potato.
"I am named Ebay!" Said the man. "You said you'd sell it on me!" The potato looked up frightened. Then he sent 'Ebay' flying.

Ash Ketchum vs Peach

"GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!" Cried Ash. He threw a pokeball and a red dinosaur came out.
"Charmander" It said. Peach walked over to it.
"Awww you are so cute!" She said. Then she hugged it. "You are like Yoshi!"
"CHAAAR!" Cried the creature. It breathed fire on Peach who ran off. She fell down a cliff and flew into space.
"Okay now she can fall downwards and get sent flying into space?" Asked Bo Sensei. "That youthful cliff is insane!"

Pikachu vs Waluigi

"ROCK!" Cried Waluigi.
"PIKA!" Cried Pikachu.
"SCISSORS!" Cried Waluigi.
"PIKA!" Cried Pikachu angry. He had just said that in his language.
"SHOOT!" Cried Waluigi. They both went for it and Waluigi won! He started dancing.
"I WON! I WON! I WO-" Sirens went off and a cop car pulled up.
"THERE HE IS!" Cried a cop. A camera followed them as they tackled Waluigi.
"WAIT I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!" Cried Waluigi as he was dragged off.
"YOU'RE RIGHT!" Cried one of the cops. "BUT IT STILL MAKES GOOD TV EITHER WAY!" They drove off with the "Bad Boys" song in the background.

WINNER: Pikachu

Brock vs Rachel

"This is utterly useless so Brock will win." The potato said. "Also because Rachel is played by Dakota Fanning and I don't like her." Rachel was sent flying and no one was surprised.
"At least this is taking shorter time." Said Sakura. "I don't want to be here much longer."
"We got more challenges to go after this Sakura." Said Sasuke. "We'll still be here a while." Sakura Anime-fell. OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED!

Misty vs Scooby Doo

"ROOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOO!" Cried Scooby.
"I CHOOSE YOU!" Cried Misty. "STARU!" Another pokemon appeared.
"You are disqualified for using pokemon." Said the potato.
"BUT ASH WASN'T!" Cried Misty.
"I know!" The potato said happily. "But being unfair makes this go faster!"

Meowth vs Yoshi

Meowth didn't even get a chance. He was eaten. And then sealed inside an egg, which Yoshi tossed into the ocean. How they got an ocean in the room was unknown to everyone.

Jessie vs Scorpion

"I pinch." Scorpion told Jessie as they stepped into the ring.
"What?" She asked.
"I pinch." He said again. She shrugged.
"Prepare fo-" She began.
"I pinch." Scorpion interrupted.
"I'LL PINCH YOU!" Jessie cried. "NOW LET ME FINISH MY INTRO!"
"I pinch." Scorpion took a step closer. Jessie backed away.
"NO PINCH!" She cried.
"No pinch?" Asked Scorpion.
"No!" Jessie commanded.
"Why no pinch?" Scorpion asked.
"Because IT HURTS MORON!" Jessie cried.
"… I pinch." Said Scorpion. Jessie gave a cry of frustration then summoned a pokemon. Then she had it eat her to get her away from that freak. She was eaten in one bite and carried off. But the pokemon fell into the world of Mario Party and Jessie was stuck playing mini-games for the rest of her life.

Lui Kang vs Reggie

To make this short: Lui Kang winner. Then Reggie kicked his $$ and took his name. So Reggie wins. But they spoke waaay too much before the battle.

Raiden vs Bruce Wayne

"I am Bruce Wayne." Bruce said.
"Okay well lets play this game!" Cried Raiden.
"I am Bruce Wayne." Said Bruce.
"Yes… we know." Said Raiden.
"I am Bruce Wayne." Bruce said.
"You are annoying." Said Peter.
"You are Bruce Wayne." Bruce said. Raiden ran off horrified.
"AHHH NOO! I CANT BE A BILLIONAIRE! I NEED TO BE POOR AND HAVE LIGHTNING ABILITIES!" And he ran off before realizing that billions of dollars would be worth it.

Johnny Cage vs Scrappy

"SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO!" Cried Scrappy. "I WILL BEAT YOU! "

Five Seconds later….

Scrappy was sent flying.

"HEY AN OLD SEQUENCE!" Cried Hermione. "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" She was sent flying.

Sonya vs Spock

"I must approach this logically." Said Spock.
"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!" Cried Sonya. She extended her hand and put forth paper. Spock was still deep in thought.
TWO HOURS LATER…
Spock took a sip of soda
IN BOBOWORLD…
Spock was sucked into the ground and everyone sent back to when the match began. Only Sonya remained. But then she took off her face! It was Spock in a mask!
"I knew that this would happen so I set things up to make me win… logically." He said.
"Oookay… anyone else find that impossible?" Asked the potato. "Ahh well!"

Riddler vs Cindy

"Riddle me this… Riddle me that… you are very fat." Sang the Riddler. Cindy ran off sobbing and fell into a vat of lard.
"THAT REMINDS ME OF FAMILY GUY!" Cried the Riddler. "PETER DROVE INTO LARD!"
"ANOTHER STOLEN JOKE!" Link cried.

Two Face vs Robbie

"Heads and I'll play. Tails and I blow your &#$ head off!" Cried Two Face. He flipped the coin and it landed on heads."Aww crap!" He cried. Then they PLAYED FOR IT! And Robbie won! "DOUBLE CRAP!" Cried Two-Face.
"HAHAHAHHAHA!" Robbie laughed. Two-Face was sent flying.
BOOM! ….
BOOM! ….
BOOM! ….
"OH NO!" Cried Robbie. BOOOOOOOM! The Tri-Pod burst from the ground and grabbed him. It walked off with him screaming about wishing that Stephen Spielburg were there to get him out.
"Aww great! Now we have to retrieve Two-Face." Said the potato.

Aladdin vs Carl

"Genie! I wish I won!" Cried Aladdin.
POOOOF!

WINNER: ALADDIN.
"WAIT DIDN'T SOMEONE ELSE GET DISQUALIFIED FOR THAATT?" Cried Carl as he went flying.

Jafaar vs Ray

"I AM THE MOST POWERFUL GENIE IN THE WORLD!" Cried Jafaar.
"I win!" Said Ray.
"Ray Wins!" The potato cried.
"WHAT!" Cried Jafaar.
"Haven't you watched War of the Worlds?" The potato asked. "He lives through everything."

WINNER: RAY

Zelda vs Marik

"HEHEHEHEHEHE I AM MARIK!" Cried Marik. "MY MILENNIUM ROD LETS ME CONTROL YOUR MIND!"

WINNER: Marik

"That was short." Marik said. "I didn't even get to use my rod."
"Yeah well we know who the winner would be." Said the potato winking.
"ME!" Cried a Nintendo Wii.
"AHH NOT NINTENDO WII!" Cried the potato. "Your codename was better."
"WHEEEE!" Cried the Nintendo Wii.

Note: The Nintendo Wii is the name of the next Nintendo Console.

Shigeru Miyamoto vs Sheen

"I made Mario." Said Shiggy.
"Shiggy Wins!" Cried the Potato.
"YOU LOVE MARIO MORE THAN ULTRA LORD?" Cried Sheen.
"No I played eeny meeny miny moe" Said the potato.
"ULTRA LORD AVENGE ME!" Cried Sheen. POOF! A port-o-potty appeared and Ultra Lord walked out of it. "I AM ULTRA LORD!" He said. "I USE THE ULTRA PORT-O-POTTY!"
"Too…much…info…" Sakura said fainting.

WINNER: SHIGERU MIYAMOTO

Fred vs Link

"RO-"
"Link Wins." Everyone sighed. This was happening too much now.

Velma vs Joey

WINNER: JOEY

"They didn't even play yet." Said the potato.

WINNER: I don't care.

"At least it wasn't the potato this time." Said Sasuke. He turned to Bo Sensei and smiled. "Sasuke still needs to feed."
"Okay to save time we shall now only name the winners!" Said the Potato. "I shall choose randomly."

Ganondorf vs Toad

Toad

Wario vs Toadsworth

Wario

Samus vs Shaggy

Shaggy… I mean Samus… Stupid Samus attacking Shaggy…

DON'T YOU AIM THAT BLASTER AT M-

Jimmy Neutron vs Velma

Jimmy

Velma vs Luigi

Luigi

Daphnie vs Trinity

Trinity Because I dislike Scooby Doo chars.

"All right we'll keep the results of each round a secret!" Cried the Potato. "Prepare for ROUND TWO!"

Mortal Kombat Announcer: ROUND TWO!
FIGHT!

"Round two is a pie baking contest!" Cried the potato. The competitors are:

Narubo

Nejibo

BoBoBo

Katkashi

Tenten

Rock Bo

Sakura

Sasuke

Orochimaru

Jazz

Ron Weasley

Malfoy

Gandalf

Snape

Sam

Legolas

Aragorn

Neo

Agent Smith

Morpheus

Arwen

Link (matrix)

Vader

Chancellor Palpatine

Padme

Tingle

Obi Wan (Ep III)

Mario

Tom Nook

Bowser

Yoda

Mr. Krabs

Greivous

Chewbacca

Will Smith

Dad

Clark Kent

Uncle Phil

Jorgen Von Strangle

Cyclops

Xavier

Nightcrawler

Mystique

Venom

Kano

Batman

Wanda

Doc. Octopus

Sandy

Genie

Cosmo

Wandisimo

Beauty

Don Patch

Sub Zero

Mr. Freeze

Mermaidman

Capt. James T. Kirk

Crocker

Ash

Pikachu

Brock

Scooby Doo

Yoshi

Scorpion

Reggie

Bruce Wayne

Johnny Cage

Spock

Riddler

Two-Face

Aladdin

Ray

Marik

Shigeru Miyamoto

Link (L.O.Z.)

Joey

Toad

Wario

Samus

Jimmy

Luigi

Trinity" Said the Potato.

"YES!" Cried Sakura. "We eliminated HALF of the competition!"
'Actually… there is one more competitor." Said a voice. "ME!" DUN DUN DUUUUN! Out walked TheAprilFool!
"I didn't participate in the previous one because I made the matches uneven. But I shall compete now." DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
"Okay well let us begin!" Cried Konohamaru. ZAAAAAAAAAP!
"I LOVE THE ZAAPPY ZAPP!" Cried Chancellor Palpatine.
"Okay … BEGIN BAKING!" The potato shouted.

THE PEOPLE PUT THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS INTO THEIR PIES:

Narubo

Chili flavored frozen yogurt.
"Oh I am so glad I won that contest." He said. BoBoBo burst out sobbing at his Christmas failure:

BOBOBO THEATRE PRESENTS:

BOBOBO'S CHRISTMAS TALE (From Episode 2 of BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo)

BoBoBo sits at a table in the middle of the room. The radio is an ad for winning a years supply of free chili flavored frozen yogurt. BoBoBo comments on how he got his entry form but then realized it was in Japanese. So he said he'd draw a face on it to get their attention. But then he remembered… he was allergic…

THE END

BoBoBo, Narubo, and Nejibo were sobbing.
"It's such a touching story!" Cried Narubo. Sakura twitched.
"Chili flavored frozen yogurt…" She said.

Nejibo

Nejibo filled his pie with a Nintendo Wii.
"You fit perfectly!" He said. "You deserve to be eaten."
"I DO!" The Wii cried happily. Sakura twitched. How could a game console be alive?
Poor Nintendo (revolution) Wii

BoBoBo

BoBoBo used… King Nose Hair… again.
"You are entirely sure I will be God Nose Hair?" Asked King Nose Hair.
"Yes I am your majesty." Said BoBoBo as King Nose hair curled up in the piecrust. King Nosehair was playing a Nintendo DS.
"The Nintendo DS! It has two screens and is 3D! Touching is good!" He said. Sakura backed away slooowwwly.

Katkashi

Katkashi was throwing catnip into his pie. A lot of it! And it was starting to drive him crazy. The second he put his pie in the oven he started attacking the oven door to try and get to the catnip. Sasuke looked at him sadly.
"I hope he goes back to normal." He said. "BUT AT LEAST I HAVE OROCHIMARU-SAMA!"
"AWAY YOU CURSED SEAL MANIAC!" Cried Orochimaru. Sasuke burst out crying. Poor Sasuke.

Tenten

Tenten was baking Leonardo, from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a pie.
"Turtle pie is the best place to hide when playing hide and seek." She said. He smiled and fell asleep in the piecrust. Tenboten began laughing, evilly.

Rock Bo

"I SHALL FILL IT WITH THE SPRINGTIME OF BO!" Cried Rock Bo.
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL BO!" Cried Bo-Sensei.
"I THOUGHT I SENT YOU FLYING!" Cried the potato.
"OH BO-SENSEI!"
"OH BO!"
"OH BO-SENSEI!"
"OH BO!"
Sunset sequence.
Everyone had the anime -.- face on.

Sakura

Sakura began placing her alternate outfits into the pie.
"After this bakes I'll only have the outfit I have on left!" She cried happily. Sasuke looked at her like she was nuts. Which… she really was at the moment.

Sasuke

Sasuke filled his pie with tears due to the fact that Orochimaru would not let Sasuke use him as an ingredient.
"I wonder if he still has that easy button…" Sakura said.
"Maybe!" Cried Sasuke holding it up! "EASY BUTTON MAKE OROCHIMAR-"
"DESPISE SASUKE!" Cried Sakura hitting the button. WHOOOOSH!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke cried dropping the easy button into his pie. "AHH!" He cried as it shorted out from his tears.
"Now he really dislikes you!" Sakura said smugly.
"NOOOOOOO!" Sasuke began crying even more."The heir to the Uchiha Clan is crying over a snake-man's dislike of him… wow." Said the potato. "I gotta call Itachi and show him this."
"NO! NOT ITACHI! HE'LL TEASE ME!" Cried Sasubo.
"AHHHH SASUKE!" Cried Sakura.
"What?" Sasubo asked. Sakura fainted.

Orochimaru

Orochimaru dropped Sasubo into the piecrust.
"You'll lose your life in that oven…fufufu!" He cried. Then he covered Sasubo up and put it in the oven. Sakura woke up and saw that and fainted again.

Jazz

Fried chicken and cheap cologne!
"THE PERFECT INGREDIENTS!" Cried Jazz. "Of course Hilary would be better…"
"NO!" Cried the potato. "I SENT HER FLYING!"
"Can't you retrieve her?" Jazz asked. "PLEAASE!"
"We are having a hard enough time trying to find Two-Face!" Cried the potato.
"#)(#!" Cried Jazz. "I need a new plan to get Hilary to fall in love with me!"
"WHAT!" Cried Uncle Phil.
"Uh oh." Jazz cried. He looked at the cameras. "I brought this upon myself."

OUTSIDE OF THE FANFIC:

Jazz goes flying out of it.
"AHHH!"

Ron Weasley

Ron was stuffing… teddy bear stuffing into his pie.
"It needs to be stuffed!" He said. After he put it in to bake he realized what he had done.
"OH GOD I'VE GONE MENTAL!" He cried. Then he ran as fast as he could away.

Malfoy

"I will make the best pie!" Malfoy said. "I am going to put in a secret ingredient!" And he dumped a bucket of toenails into it. The toenails complained as he covered them with the top of the piecrust and put them in to bake but no one cared.

Gandalf

"NO ONE SHALL PASS!" He cried putting a DO NOT PASS sign into his pie. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Then he ran in circles screaming about people not passing.

Snape

Snape looked left and then right and then started squeezing his hair and liquid came out.
"Nice hair!" He said. "Give back all the shampoo for the pie."
"You use shampoo?" Aragorn asked.
"… MY HAIR IS NOT GREASY!" Snape cried running away.
"Idiot." Said the potato. "Like anyone can't just look."

Sam

Started putting potatoes into his pie. The potato fainted at this and had to be revived by being dropped off the Empire State Building.
"How'd you survive the fall?" asked BoBoBo.
"I just did." The potato said. "It's that simple."

Legolas

His hair, what else?

Aragorn

He was baking Boromir's lifeless corpse into the pie, humming 'I feel pretty' and was wearing a dress and an apron. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" He asked.
"Nothing!" They said turning away.

Neo

(Reenactment:)
Morpheus: There is no neo
Neo: x.x

Agent Smith

"It is inevitable." Smith said. "I cannot win." And he pulled out a gun and placed it on his head. Everyone was shocked at this suicide! But when he pulled the trigger a BANG flag came out. He burst out laughing and jumped into the river of potato salad and swam off while eating.
"I thought the budget didn't allow for a potato-salad river?" Said Konohamaru, coughing.
"GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!" Cried the potato kicking him into the potato salad. There Konohamaru sunk and did not come back up….

Morpheus

Morpheus placed all the shampoo he had stolen into his pie. He was happy that way. He'd get rid of the evidence by eating the pie! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Then those pesky flash artists couldn't say he stole! No they would not! Of course his plan had a flaw that they already had a flash film out there with him stealing shampoo. Poor Morpheus.

Arwen

Arwen decided to fill her pie with flowers. She used the dead ones that Sakura had used when she had made a pie. How she got them? No one knew. But it was not unexpected. So many weird things happening throughout the week that it became expected. In fact Splinter, from TMNT, raced by wearing a speedo just at that moment blinding everyone for 2 minutes. When they could see again they continued.

Link (matrix)

Link decided to go Squidward and buy a bomb pie. He performed the whole thing in front of the potato, which was too busy looking at pictures of himself, to wash away Splinter's speedo, to notice.

Vader

"I SHALL FILL IT WITH THE FORCE!" He cried. Then he placed his hands over it and the pie actually was full of something! He put it in to bake and it deflated.
"Aww crap!"

Chancellor Palpatine

Chancellor Palpatine used his Zappy Zaps to cook the pie without any ingredients. Then he sat on it and proclaimed it perfect. Everyone shuddered at the thought.
"Can Konohamaru taste the pies?" Asked the potato.
"Sure!" Said Tsunabo. "Then we kick him out again and you grade them!" She laughed.
"THE UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL!" Cried Sakura. Then she broke down crying over 'Sasubo-kun'

Padme

She filled the pie with nothing except a spider. Then she laughed as she put the oven on NUCLEAR and it exploded. The pie shell landed perfectly on the counter followed by black chunks of pie and oven and no one could tell the difference! Poor Konohamaru.

Tingle

"Tingle only fill pie if Tingle get rupees." Tingle said.
"Make the best pie and you get a TON of rupees!" Cried the potato.
"YAY!" Tingle cried filling the pie with another pie, an apple pie! He turned to Konohamaru.
"Rupees!" He said holding out his hand.
"Not yet they have to be judged." Said the potato.

Obi Wan (Ep III)

Obi Wan decided to fill his pie with pancakes and French toast. He called it the BREAKFAST PIE. The potato didn't care and tossed him aside when he kept trying to explain it.
"Go fight Anakin or something!" he yelled when Obi Wan returned.
"But Anakin was sent flying!" Cried Obi Wan. "I CANNOT FIGHT HIM"
"Well go away! YOU ANNOYING!" Cried the potato. "I still need to look at something good after…" and he shuddered at the thought of Splinter.

Mario

Mario was filling his pie up with, what else, coins. He was laughing and bouncing around. POOOF he was suddenly in a room.
"We have to!" Cried a voice. "IT IS TIME TO-" lightning then struck the person and they fell over. A replacement person walked in and kicked the other person away.
"I am dreadfully sorry about that!" Said the replacement. "But it is time for us to HAVE A MATCH!" The person threw a round ball. "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!" POOOF the room filled with smoke and nothing else.
"Uhhh Pikachu?" Asked the person. He poked the pokeball, which opened and out flopped Don Patch.
"WHAAAAAAAT!" Cried the replacement running off scared. "WHERE IS PIKACHUUUU!"
"Thanks don patch" said Mario giving him a handful of coins.

Tom Nook

Tom Nook was sitting in his own pie.
"To save bells I shall cook myself." He said. Everyone looked at him and laughed but he stuck out his chest. "I WILL WIN IN THE END!" Then he inserted himself into the oven! Everyone laughed again and five seconds later Tom Nook leapt out of the oven and ran around screaming about it being hot. What a fool. He jumped off the cliff and fell down the cliff a loooong ways and landed on a pile of Noisy Cricket (weapon)s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNG! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nook cried as he went flying into the night.
"IT IS STILL DAYTIME!" Cried Kakashi.
"SO!" Cried BoBoBo.
"You are right!" Cried Narubo. "It doesn't matter. BAD KATKASHIBO!"
"I AM KAKASHI!" Cried Kakashi. "NOT KATKASHIBO!"
"Embrace the BoBoBo" Sasubo said. "It is the best thing you can do." He was wearing… an Afro! Sakura burst out crying.
"SASUKE COME BAAACK!" She cried.

Bowser

Bowser stole Jazz's unused pie and, whistling, put it in the oven. What an unoriginal guy.

Yoda

"Make the best pie I will!" Cried Yoda. He began filling the pie with applesauce and laughed maniacally about it. Everyone stared for a few seconds.
"Master Yoda!" Cried the potato. "YOU ARE A GOOD GUY!"
"Good I am. But bad my laugh is." Said Yoda. "HAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs bought a pie on Ebay.
"It'll take two days to get here!" He said happily. Too bad the contest was that day and he didn't bake anything.

Greivous

"I am too scary to make a pie." Grievous said through a fit of coughs. Then he fell over and lay there twitching. After a few seconds he passed on! Everyone put on funeral cloths as his body was dragged away and thrown off the cliff and fell into… a sea of General Grievous clones.
"They never last." Said the potato. "Bring in clone 100-no wait! Don't! We'll just let him stay gone." Then he muttered about Mace Windu making it too hard to clone grievous.

Chewbacca

Chewie roared and ate his pie baking ingredients.
"Okay I won't object because he'll hurt me." Said the potato. Unlucky for him he still, somehow, managed to anger Chewie.

THE REST OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE SOCIETY OF POTATO PROTECTION.

Will Smith

He started pouring Boy This Will Taste Good into his pie. It was a box of powder that changed into food when heated up. He got it from the FUTURE! However he went to the future. Unfortunately he only filled it halfway and Uncle Phil ate the rest, with the box, and then exploded.

Dad

"IM HIP!" Cried Dad as he climbed into a pie. "I'll be like Tom Nook! IM HIP!" He shut the oven door. "AHHH HOT! IT DOESN'T WORK WITH HOT!" The oven burst open and Dad ran out and in circles then started chasing a bus for no reason and the Men In White drove up and captured him.
"We've been looking for you for a while… DAD!" They cried as they walked off with him.
"COOL! IM WANTED! IM HIP!" Cried Dad. And Timmy Turner rolled his eyes as his dad got taken away.

Clark Kent

Clark just switched his pie for one of his mom' pies at super-speed. He couldn't cook and didn't plan too. Sakura looked over at Sasubo and slammed his head into the wall.
"Un-BoBoBo yet?" She asked.
"BOBOBO IS THE BEST!" Cried Sasubo, and he was wearing BoBoBo cloths now! Sakura fainted. Sasuke was now 100 Sasubo. Poooooooor Sakura.

Uncle Phil

Don't tell me I got to remind you of what happened to him too! Okay he ate the box of "Boy This Will Taste Good" before it was heated and exploded. He is gone!

Jorgen Von Strangle

"HAHAHAHA!" Jorgen laughed. "I'll fill it with pain!" He placed his HUGE STAFF over the pie and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! It was filled with pain. I feel sorry for Konohamaru…. very sorry for him.

Cyclops

"ILL MAKE PIE GO BOOM!" He cried! "WITH MY BEAMY EYES!" And he zapped the pie making it explode. Then he ran off laughing and zapping random things. He stopped to zap Bo-Sensei 100 times before running off again.

Xavier

"I'LL USE MY MIND!" Xavier cried waving his arms insanely. Again the Men In White picked him up and dragged him away. How many times has this happened?

Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler teleported to Planet Pie and grabbed a little pie child of a pie person and teleported back. Everyone ignored the fact that the pie he had had legs and arms. It was entirely made of pie though. Somehow it lived… it was just a cherry pie… how it lived? THE MIRACLE OF STEPHEN SPEILBURG!
"NOOOOOO!" Cried Robbie.

Mystique

Mystique baked one of those microwave potpies. Nothing funny here, lets move on.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING FUNNY HERE!" Cried Don Patch. "LOOK I AM A HOTDOG LOOKY LOOKY LOOK!"
Moving on….

Venom

Venom was busy stuffing Spider-Man into a pie.
"I want to eat you Spider-Man." He said. "I know you are made of ice cream so I shall eat you!"
"NOO! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!" Cried Spider-Man. "I AM ICE CREAM!" Then he melted. Venom laughed and Don Patch was screaming about how he was still a hot dog. Moving on…
"HEY I SAID LOOK!" Cried Don Patch.

Kano

Kano just ripped his pie to shreds and went on a rampage attacking. But he got restrained and kicked out of the fanfic. He was last seen in the world of Barney singing along with the dinosaur and the kids.

Batman

He stuffed batcookies into the "batpie" which was cut to look like a bat.
"I am batman." He said as he put it in to bake.
"WE KNOW!" Cried the potato.

Wanda

Wanda baked her, somehow hotter, twin sister Blonda into the pie. Blonda thought it was a celebrity hot spa treatment. Poor, poor Blonda… and Konohamaru who has to taste these pies.

Doc. Octopus

He stole Nightcrawler's pie with one of his mechanical arms. Then he started laughing like Mandark.
"Hahaha! Haha-haha-haha Hahaha-haha-haha!" Everyone laughed with him. Then Mandark came and attacked them all only to get zapped by Cyclops and to fall into the potato salad. Konohamaru pulled Mandark down into the potato salad to climb out.
"IM FREE!" He cried. Suddenly he was in chains in a seat with the words: PIE TESTER on it. "NOOOOO!"

Sandy

Sandy was putting Barb-B-Qs in there. The kind Squidward held up. The sharp kind! The pointy kind! The kind that hurts when you hold it! Konohamaru held up a white flag.
"You can be announcer and taster." He told the potato.
"Are you nuts? Tasting those pies would hurt me! Good luck though!" The potato said.

Genie

I just whip up a magical chocolate pie! He whipped one up easy and it blasted off into the sky.
"BYE BYE!" The genie looked at it and blinked.
"Perhaps less magic…" He said.

Cosmo

Cosmo dumped raw bacon into it. Seeing how he didn't know how to cook. He dumped it in the oven and set it on the highest temperature. It burned soon and stayed in after burning… I feel real sorry for the taster…

Wandisimo

"PICTURES OF ME! THE SEXIEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE!" Cried Wandisimo. A bunch of people scrambled to get his autograph. Sasuke got squished under all the female feet.
"Ow…" He said.
"YOU ARE BACK SASUKE!" Cried Sakura.
"What are you talking about?" Sasubo asked. Sakura walked away sadly.

Beauty

"I really don't want to do this." She said.
"TOO BAD GET OVER IT AND COOK YOUR PIE OR ELSE!" Cried the potato. Beauty hurried and dumped in a bunch of applesauce."Anything to get this over with." She muttered.
"Aren't we having fun?" The potato asked happily. Half the people turned to him and shouted.
"NO!"

Don Patch

What do you expect? He is Don Patch. He decided to cook the first thing he could think of. A raw package of Ramen!
"R-ramen?" Narubo said in a weird tone.
"OH NO! HE IS REVERTING BACK!" BoBoBo cried. "HURRY EAT THIS COOKIE NARUBO!" Narubo took the cookie and ate it. Nejibo and BoBoBo welcomed him back. Sakura fell over.

Sub Zero

He froze his pie then kicked it then sat on it then took it for a walk and then set it on the counter and proclaimed it finished.

Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze was in an apron cooking the perfect pie! But instead of cooking it he froze it with his ice powers!
"Now it is harder than rock!" He said. "Everything must freeeeeze!"
Konohamaru whimpered.

Mermaidman

He just ran around screaming "EEEVILL!" and running into walls.

Capt. James T. Kirk

Kirk didn't know how to bake and fell over sucking his thumb. Dr. Octopus laughed at him.
"HAHAHA! HAHAHA-HAHA-HAHA!"

Crocker

"Hmmm mysterious contests… pie baking…. THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF FAIRIES!" He jumped around screaming about fairies. Then he fell in his own pie and Don patch put it in the oven.
"FAIRIES DON"T EXIST!" He cried as he turned it onto nuclear.
"Oh poopy." Crocker said as the oven blew up.

Ash

Ash… put Pikachu into the pie! Pikachu struggled. Ash just laughed. Everyone from Pokemon looked at him weird.
"Ash that is Pikachu." Brock said. "You guys have been buddies for ages."
"True…." Ash said. Then he switched Pikachu with Brock.
"AHHH!" Brock cried. "NOOO!"

Pikachu

Pikachu just zapped his pie. Nothing funny. Lets move on.

Brock

ASH COOKED HIM REMEMBER? Do you guys forget everything?

Scooby Doo

Scooby Snaxs. Why is a treat named after Scooby anyways?

BOBOBO THEATRE PRESENTS

THE TRUE STORY OF SCOOBY SNACKS

One day Scooby Doo took over the BoBoSnacks factory and renamed it.

THE END.

"LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" Cried Shaggy.
"Sure it did." Said BoBoBo. "I was there!" Everyone just anime-fell at this comment.

Yoshi

Yoshi put an egg in the pie then fell asleep.
"WHAT IS WITH THE LACK OF WEIRDNESS!" Cried the potato.

Scorpion

"I pinch." He said turning to Reggie. Reggie kicked his $$ and took his name.

Reggie

Was too busy kicking Scorpions $$ and taking his name to bake.

Bruce Wayne

He just made the same pie as batman.
"I'm not batman." He said as he put it in to bake.
"Yeeaaah" everyone replied sarcastically.

Johnny Cage

He just made a real pie. PARTY POOPER!

Spock

ANOTHER PARTY POOPER! His logic made him make a real pie!

Riddler

Paper question marks.

Two-Face

Made a half chocolate half apple pie. Still it is mainly normal so PARTY POOPER!

Aladdin

He just wished for the perfect pie. WHAT A CHEATER!

Ray

He didn't have to bake. He lives through everything.

Marik

"I SHALL JUST USE MIND CONTROL!" He cried laughing. Then he found he had baked a pie.
"HEY!" he cried as he saw TheAprilFool with his rod. "GIVE THAT BACK!"
Then they both were running all over the place.

Shigeru Miyamoto

Shiggy? Make a pie? Don't make me laugh. He had Mario make it. Why? Because he wanted to!

Link (L.O.Z.)

Started dumping chocolate bars in. Then a crazy man raced out and dumped in a ton more. He held up one and turned to the camera.
"Nintendo Chocolate. It doesn't kill you. It just seems that way!" He gave a big smile and thumbs up and then ran off. Link shrugged and started cooking his pie.

Joey

Duel Monsters cards. Nothing funny here…
"HEY I AM FUNNY!" Don patch yelled. He was a hot dog again. Moving on…

Toad

Toad ran off crying because he wasn't allowed to use the oven…
"Toad is a loser!" Said the potato smiling.

Wario

"IT'SA ME WARIO!" Cried Wario jumping off a cliff for no reason whatsoever except to be random. "I MUSTA FIT IN!" he cried as he fell. Then a pie suddenly popped out of his oven. What was in it? A mystery!

Samus

Samus put real pie ingredients in then blasted her pie giving it a radioactive glow. Everyone looked at the radioactive pie then laughed at Konohamaru who had to eat it.

Jimmy

Jimmy had Goddard bring him one of his mom's pies. Nothing fun-
"IM FUNNY LOOK AT ME IM A HOT DOG!" cried Don Patch. Moving on…

Luigi

Luigi just stood there and then fell over. No pie from him.

Trinity

She filled it with paper. Why? No one knew.

TheAprilFool

TheAprilFool did the weirdest pie of them all! He made a pizza.
"It's a pizza pie!" He cried. Sadly this got through the rulebook.

TESTING THE PIES!

The following are the reactions Konohamaru had to the pies:

Narubo: He took one bite then spit it out and yelled for water. They let him suffer for half an hour then got him some water.

Nejibo: He took a bite then sobbed for destroying a game console. Everyone laughed.
"You do realize you could have sold that for millions on Ebay?" Konohamaru asked him.
"Yep." Nejibo said. Konohamaru slammed his head into the rest of the pie.

BoBoBo: Konohamaru took a bite then fell over unconscious. BoBoBo had the crap beaten out of him by King Nose Hair because he was still King Nose Hair… again. When Konohamaru woke up he claimed it was terrible. BoBoBo sobbed.

Katkashi: He was about to take a bite but 100000000000000 cats came and beat the crap out of him and ran away with it. Katkashi turns to the audience.
"Catnip is only good for cats… or me… or Adam West." He said. Catman from Fairly Odd Parents ran with the group of cats laughing as if drunk.

Tenten: Leonardo burst out and ran off sobbing about how he was about to be eaten. Tenten narrowed her eyes.
"Next time Leonardo… next time…" She said. Everyone edged away.

Rock Bo: It was an empty pie. Just shell. So Konohamaru bit into it and smiled. Then Bo-Sensei ran into the room.
"YES! ROCK BO YOU HAVE WON!" He cried. Then the spring loaded floor sent him flying again.

Sakura: He ate it and then cried.
"Why you cry?" She asked.
"Because I have to taste these!" He cried. Everyone chose that moment to point and laugh.

Sasuke: Konohamaru got a mouth full of wet piecrust.

Orochimaru: Sasubo has escaped. It was empty piecrust. Lucky Konohamaru.

Jazz: Jazz got thrown out. Bowser took his pie.

Ron Weasley: He hated it.

Malfoy: He puked.

Gandalf: He refused to eat it and Gandalf was pied with it.

Snape: The pie went flying and flew into the face of Scorpion.
"I pinch." He said.

Sam: Konohamaru ate the potato pie and laughed. Then the potato smacked him with a mallet.

Legolas: Same reaction as the first time.

Aragorn: He didn't even bother because Aragorn used a corpse. Instead he pied Aragorn with it and knocked him into the potato salad river.

Neo: HE'S GONE! MORPHEUS KILLED HIM!
"I DID NOT!" Morpheus shouted. Everyone looked at him and he sighed.

Agent Smith: He swam away remember? HE DIDN'T MAKE A PIE!

Morpheus: His mouth had a lot of soap in it. Poor Konohamaru.

Arwen: He took a bite then died from the taste. Then he was revived to test the other pies.

Link (matrix): He poked it and it blew up. BOOOOOOM!
"Oooh!" everyone said. Then they pointed and laughed.

Vader: His was deflated remember? He tried using the force but it failed him. Konohamaru got lucky.

Chancellor Palpatine: Konohamaru took a bite and sighed. At least it tasted normal. The chancellor had sat on it for Pete's sake.
"WHAT ABOUT MY SAKE?" Pete cried racing forward. Then he got sent flying.

Padme: Sadly for Konohamaru he took a bite and puked. Then puked then puked. Everyone laughed at his expense. Why? Because they had the ability to do so!

Tingle: Konohamaru said it was the best one yet. Not saying much.

Obi Wan (Ep III): It tasted like breakfast food and it wasn't breakfast time. FAILURE!

Mario: He took a bite and his teeth broke. Go figure.

Tom Nook: He ran off after trying to cook himself. Do you guys forget everything?

Bowser: He took a bite and puked. Fried Chicken and Cheap cologne was not the best of things for pie. Poor Konohamaru.

Yoda: It was decent but applesaucish.

Mr. Krabs: He didn't bake anything he bought one for cheap on Ebay and it arrives in two days. Stupid Mr. Krabs. Lucky Konohamaru.

Greivous: He died remember?

Chewbacca: He ate his ingredients. Then he (Censored by society of potato protection.)

Will Smith: It was even better than Tingle's! Boy This will Taste Good really works when cooked!

Dad: Don't you remember? The Men In White, for being an idiot and trying to cook himself, captured dad.

Clark Kent: He used one of his moms and got a good rating. Konohamaru got lucky.

Uncle Phil: HE BLEW UP! MUST I REMIND YOU ANOTHER TIME?

Jorgen Von Strangle: Konohamaru took one bite and fell over in pain. Jorgen laughed.

Cyclops: He blew up his pie and ran off remember?

Xavier: Men In White.

Nightcrawler: His pie was stolen so he was sobbing. Poor Nightcrawler.

Mystique: She made a potpie and since it was storebought Konohamaru was okay. WHERE ARE THE DESTRUCTIVE PIES PEOPLE!

Venom: Spider-Man Ice cream pie. Konohamaru ate the whole thing. Then spit Spider-Man out except for one finger. Spiderman cried about it and everyone laughed.

Kano: He is with Barney singing songs.

Batman: They were burnt cookies in a pie. Not a good taste. Konohamaru needed lots of milk to get the taste away.

Wanda: She cooked Blonda in there but when they took a bite it was empty and Wanda was pronounced as a loser.

Doc. Octopus: The pie had run off before it could be tasted. Never trust a pie with legs.

Sandy: Konohamaru required medical attention due to the Barb-B-Qs.

Genie: It was magic. It flew away. He lost.

Cosmo: BACON! The oven cooked it and it tasted weird but not puking bad. Or was it?

Wandisimo: The pictures alone made Konohamaru try to run. Then, as Wandisimo danced and his shirt ripped and reappeared multiple times, he took a bite! He died. Again he had to be revived.

Beauty: Same as Yoda. THE COPYCAT!

Don Patch: It was like Naruto's pie but without cooked noodles. He hated it. And Don Patch turned into a dog and ran off.

Sub Zero: His was frozen solid. Broke the teeth of Konohamaru even more!

Mr. Freeze: The same thing happened with Mr. Freeze's pie.

Mermaidman: He RAN SCREAMING ABOUT EVIL! EEEVILL! Anyways he lost.

Capt. James T. Kirk: Kirk was still sucking his thumb.

Crocker: He was blown up in his own pie. Sad for Crocker. Good for Konohamaru.

Ash: Ash cooked Brock but Konohamaru pied him instead. Sadly he got away with this.

Pikachu: He zapped it. It was electric. Konohamaru had to be revived again.

Brock: HE WAS BAKED!

Scooby Doo: Scooby Snacks were pretty good. Poor Scooby now has to share them with Konohamaru!

Yoshi: It was an egg. Inside was nothing. It was an eggshell. It had to be removed from Konohamaru's mouth. Poooooor Konohamaru.

Scorpion: His $$ was kicked and his name was taken.

Reggie: Kicked Scorpion's $$ and took his name.

Bruce Wayne: Same as Batman's. Do you see a connection between the two? I don't. Smiles brightly

Johnny Cage: Pecan Pie. Nothing interesting.

Spock: Chocolate Pie. Again not interesting.

Riddler: Paper-cuts in Konohamaru's mouth! AHHHHHHHH! Konohamaru had them removed via Tsunade. Then she slapped him.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" He asked.
"I WANTED TO! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?" Tsunade asked with fire in her eyes.
"Uh… no." Konohamaru said.
"GOOD!"

Two-Face: His was basically normal. Nothing interesting.

Aladdin: IT WAS THE PERFECT PIE! THE BEST EVER!

Ray: He doesn't have to cook. He wins anyways.

Marik: Regular pie. Nothing interesting.

Shigeru Miyamoto: Coins again. Konohamaru finally lost two full teeth. The rest were cracked.

Link (L.O.Z.): The worst pie of them all. Nintendo Chocolate. It is too horrible to describe but I'll try.

FanFic Censoring Association has Removed this Scene.

Joey: It was cards. Burnt cards. Bad taste.

Toad: He ran off crying.

Wario: He jumped off a cliff.

Samus: Konohamaru mutated into Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Tsunade turned him back before he could do anything though.The spoilsport!

Jimmy: He used his mom's pie. The cheater!

Luigi: He fell over.

Trinity: Paper so Konohamaru got slapped again after getting healed.

TheAprilFool: A normal pizza. I am the author. I rock.

"All right now that they have been tasted the next challenge can begin!" Konohamaru shouted. Then he got crushed under Hagrid. "AHH GET THIS CAR OFF ME!"
"I AM JUST A HALF GIANT!" He cried.

Mortal Kombat Announcer: Round Three
FIGHT!

"Our competitors are:

Narubo

BoBoBo

Katkashi

Rock Bo

Tenten

Sasubo

Orochimaru

Gandalf

Legolas

Morpheus

Arwen

Vader

Chancellor Palpatine

Tingle

Obi Wan (Ep III)

Bowser

Yoda

Will Smith

Dad

Clark Kent

Xavier

Mystique

Venom

Batman

Doc. Octopus

Cosmo

Wandisimo

Don Patch

Mr. Freeze

Mermaidman

Crocker

Pikachu

Scooby Doo

Scorpion

Reggie

Riddler

Aladdin

Ray

Shigeru Miyamoto

Link (L.O.Z.)

Samus

TheAprilFool" Said the potato. "They shall be painting pictures. ALL RIGHT GO!"

Narubo

Narubo drew a picture of BoBoBo riding a tricycle.
"Oh BoBoBo!" He cried. "That brings back memories." Everyone sane grimaced when the following happened:

BOBOBO THEATRE PRESENTS: TRICYCLE

STARRING: BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO and NARUBO.

Once upon a time, ten years ago, Narubo decided to teach BoBoBo how to ride a tricycle. When BoBoBo sat on it the tricycle came to life and ate Narubo.

THE END

Narubo, Nejibo, Sasubo, Rock Bo, Katkashibo, and BoBoBo were crying.
"KAKASHI!" Sakura cried. No one answered. She fainted.

BoBoBo

He drew a single line.
"It's my nose hair!" He cried.
"Didn't you draw that last time?" The potato asked.
"Maybe." Said BoBoBo. "But it still is beautiful!"
"No arguments here!" Katkashibo said.
"KAKASHI COME BACK!" Cried Sakura. Then she got an idea! She grabbed a bag of catnip and dropped all of it on the floor. Katkashi became Katkashi again and went crazy. Everyone sweat-dropped at him as he rolled in it laughing like a moron.

Katkashi

He drew a self-portrait! Only it was a circle for his head and a rectangle for his body and lines for the rest. He even forgot to cover his Sharingan eye. Everyone fell over at the bad artistry.

Rock Bo

"I DON'T HAVE TO DRAW! THE SPRINGTIME OF BO WILL SEE ME THROUGH!" He cried.
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" BoBoBo, Nejibo, Sasubo, Narubo, and Bo-Sensei cried. They all raced for Rock Bo. Then a HUGGGGE Sunset sequence took place. Sakura fell over. Then BoBoBo kicked Rock Bo away for crying.
"CRRYYYYBABIES!" He cried. The others backed away.

Tenten

"I forfeit." She said. Then she went on a cruise. And then was eaten by Godzilla. You don't want to know about how Godzilla digests things do you? I WONT TELL YOU! HEY GET AWAY FROM ME! (A crowd of Tenten fans pummels me)

Sasubo

He drew what looked like a stick figure with long hair. Sakura thought it was her at first.
"SASUKE-KUN!" She cried happily.
"What are you so happy about?" Sasubo asked. "It's Orochimaru-Sama!" With that he ran to hug Orochimaru and Orochimaru ran away.
"RUN AAAWAAAY!" He cried. Sasubo followed him.

Orochimaru

He ran off. His empty painting sat there forgotten.

Gandalf

He just wrote "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" on the paper. Then smiled at it.

Legolas

He drew a few lines and said one simple word.
"Hair." The potato sobbed at how beautiful the painting was.

Morpheus

Shampoo bottles.
"I must finish my collection…" He said. "I need to steal the shampoo from BoBoBo!"
"GOOO FIST OF NOSEHAIR!" And that was the end of Morpheus.

Arwen

She began drawing and then turned around and fell over. Everyone stared at her and then decided to move on with their lives.

Vader

"I draw myself!" He cried. It was a perfect self-portrait!
"YOU ARE A GREAT ARTIST!" Cried Chancellor Palpatine. "OH VADER!" Everyone braced for a sunset sequence but Vader sidestepped Palpatine who hugged Rock Bo who used Lotus on him for no reason and they both died the end.
"Well that was weird." Katkashi said.

Chancellor Palpatine

He died.

Tingle

"PAY TINGLE!" Tingle cried. Then he got dragged off for wanting too much money.
"GREEDY TINGLE!" Cried the person dragging him away.

Obi Wan (Ep III)

Amazingly he drew a potato.
"YOU PASS!" Cried the potato. Everyone saw this coming.

Bowser

He stole Obi Wan's picture.
"YOU PASS!" The potato said. Everyone sweat-dropped.

Yoda

"Yoda I am." He said. "Yoda, you are not." He said to the potato.
"Okkkaay someone get this freak out of my face!" Cried the potato.
"FREAK!" Cried Hagrid.
"Oh crap." The potato said.

Do you really need to know who removed this scene?

Will Smith

He drew two circles.
"It's a CD!" He said. The potato was too busy being removed by you-know-who to judge it.

Dad

"I'm Hip!" He cried running around with the paintbrush. He started painting graffiti on things. And he got arrested.

Clark Kent

He just burned the canvas and ran away at super-speed. Why? Because he was sick of this contest! Sadly he fell out of this fanfic and fell into the world of… DUN, DUN, DUN! THE WIGGLES!
"NOOOOOO!" He cried.

Xavier

Do we need to go through what he does again?

Mystique

She just transformed and judged herself while the potato was being removed.

Venom

He drew a black line.
"There. It is a black line." He said.
"FAIL!" Cried the potato. Venom ran off crying. IS EVERY TOUGH GUY A BABY?

Batman

"I am batman." He said drawing the batman symbol.
"Yes." Said Robin. "He is batman. I suck for I am not batman." Everyone beat them both up.
"IM SICK OF THIS BATMAN BEING BATMAN CRAP!" Cried Sasubo. When everyone got out of the way he performed hand seals.
"CHIDORBO!" He cried. The lightning-like Chidori attack came from his nose instead of his hand. That made everyone faint. And it hit Batman!

Doc. Octopus

Having no paintings he wished to steal he ran off laughing like Mandark. Mandark followed him trying to hurt him for taking the name.

Cosmo

"IM COSMO!" He cried. They kicked him out.

Wandisimo

Don Patch

Mr. Freeze

Mermaidman

Crocker

Pikachu

Scooby Doo

Scorpion

Reggie

Riddler

Aladdin

All got kicked out for being annoying. They lost their patience I guess.
"I KNOW WHY!" Cried Manto. "They..." Then he got kicked out. Poor Manto.

Ray

He lives through EVERYTHING.

Shigeru Miyamoto

He got kicked out for being Shiggy. I cannot write anymore on the subject because it shocks me.

Link (L.O.Z.)

He drew a badly done version of his own hat.
"I ROCK!" He cried. BAM Samus blasted him away.
"AHHHHH!" He cried as he went flying. "LINK IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIIN!" A neon sign on a blimp he passed was flashing: BAD POKEMON SPOOF.

Samus

She just blasted everything in site wand was kicked out. The contestants were sick of all the insanity… at least Sakura was and her post-time-jump self came back to kick everyone out.
"Thanks future me!" Sakura said. "You are welcome." Future-Sakura said like a robot. Then disappeared. Sakura lost all hope for the future in that moment.

TheAprilFool

"I'll just go kick myself out." TheAprilFool said. "But not before explaining about why Reggie was "annoying". He wasn't he just got kicked out to save time on this story." TheAprilFool smiled brightly.

OUTSIDE OF FANFIC:

"AHH!" I shout as I throw myself out.

"Okay the only good paintings were Legolas, Vader, Bowser, and Obi-Wan. THE REST SUCKED!" The potato cried.

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"All right the moment of truth has arrived!" The potato cried. "During the three challenges all of the teams have done well and the scores have been hidden until now! So for ROUND ONE WE SAY! CONGRATS TEAM GAI! KATKASHI YOU WIN! For ROUND TWO WE SAY GO BOBOBO! And for ROUND THREE WE SAY… KA-" A nosehair wrapped around him. "Bo….Bo Bo…" He said weakly.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!" BoBoBo cried. "I WIN OUR LITTLE BET KATKASHI!"
"NOOOOO!" Katkashi cried. "THIS IS NOT FAIR!" Lightning began to flash and the clouds were all dark and looked like BoBoBo.
"I KNOW HOW WE CAN SAVE OUR WORLD!" Cried out Sakura. She grabbed Sasuke and began humming 'We are the Champions'. Other Konoha people joined in. Heck even BoBoBo joined in! As they sang the sun came out and the BoBoClouds disappeared.
"NOOOOO!" BoBoBo cried. He fell back away from the group. "HOW DID YOU DO IT?" He cried. "HOW DID YOU STOP BOBOWORLD?"
"By LOVE!" Sakura shouted happily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bobobo started crying. Naruto looked up at Sakura.
"What happened for the past few days?" He asked.
"Same here…" Neji said.
"The story can wait." Sakura said. "It's just good to see everything normal."
BoBoBo continued crying. Sakura patted his shoulder.
"It's okay BoBoBo." She said. "We can still be friends." They all skipped off into the sunset afterwards…

THE END!

"Boy that was really cheesy." I told Saru. He nodded. So did Manto.
"Why'd you make it so cheesy?" Manto asked.
"Because… I wanted it to be a cheesy ending. An ending that everyone would see coming…. Or would they?" I looked around mysteriously.
"Well what are you going to do next?" Saru asked.
"I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!" I cried.

THE REAL END!

Author's notes:

Lots to say for this huuugge chapter.

I.D.

Okay I know I half explained the char during the story but he really deserves an explanation. My friend Krios has written a lot of a Matrix Fanfic, and still is writing it, and a character named I.D. is in there based on, well, me. So I included him in the fanfic because my friend wanted him here and because I wanted him here. Once I got permission it was easy enough. Yes I really do act like that sometimes and figured that it'd be perfect for the fanfic. I don't twist people's words around often though.

The Potato

Yeah I have had random things without explanation but this one also deserves one. For the past few months I started randomly shouting out the word "Potato" for some reason. I can't explain it. Well soon enough my friends have been joking around with it for a while. Besides I love Mashed Potatoes. And other potato-based food and I figured he'd be the most unexpected thing for an announcer.

Saru & Manto

My friends Saru and Manto are friends I talk to on IM. I was introduced to them when Saru was named Monkey(ts2) and Manto well I won't tell all but Cloak was a word in it. The TS2 stood for Time Splitters 2 I believe. Anyways their nicknames became Monkey and Cloak. Recently I found Monkey in Japanese was Saru so I began calling him that. For this fanfic I added Manto because this Jap-Eng dictionary says it means Cloak. Saru no longer uses Monkey(ts2) and I will keep both of their IM and other nickname stuff secret. But I let them have a cameo, as they were the most enthusiastic about the fanfic. And the angriest when I kept saying I was almost done and that it'd still take forever.

Thanks

Thank you everyone who helped with this. Those who reviewed it on and those who only commented via AIM, those responses helped keep it alive. Thanks to all the creators of everything I spoofed. Especially Naruto and BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo. And thanks for a spot to host this.

Story Information

The story actually came after Sadness and Sorrow. Okay I finish a depressing story and want to write something else but what? I chose to go back to comedy, my most promising area of writing (at least I think so), and came up with the idea of switching the sensei of Kakashi's team and Gai's team, but as I thought more about it I decided it'd be a TV show. That was based more off of my friends "Nintendo Survivor" story. A challenge a day and make the challenges insane. As I wrote it I guess I got more out of control. I wanted to shock people with something and had Orochimaru rap. After that bit of randomness the whole Naruto reality-based comedy didn't fit anymore. So I changed things around to make them more insane. And it just got more and more insane. And the chapters got longer and longer! This final chapter has been worked on for over 2 weeks. I guess uploading it to was the worst part. The spacing errors were murder. Especially on this final chapter! But it was worth it in the end. And I am glad I found a fanfic to work on that I completed and had fun writing.

Men In White

Okay another little explanation. The Men In White originally had been laboratory scientists during a chat room back in 04. They became a small joke back then with me sometimes hiding from them. Afterwards they evolved to be scary men who wore nothing but white and wanted to capture me. Afterwards they became scientists again for a small joke in my comics. I was thinking about Men In Black and wondered why the Men In White couldn't make their comeback to my friends and I in this fanfic? So I re-forged them into men in white suits who control the Men In Black and want the mutants. Still worked out didn't it?

Joke Thefts

Okay I admit that a bunch of jokes were taken from other places, usually with someone commenting on where they originally came from. So I'll say that I didn't make all the jokes in this fanfic and thank the original creators for giving me ideas and jokes I could reuse.

Nintendo Chocolate

My friend Saru invented Nintendo chocolate in one of his stories. I 'borrowed' him to put in this one just so I could. Besides you have to admit. He is random enough to appear once in this story.

Nintendo Wii

As much as I dislike the name… okay as much as I despise the name, the Nintendo Revolution's official name is the Nintendo Wii. I decided to use it here to try and get a laugh out of it. As sad as it is that Nintendo can't name their systems properly anymore. Of course that is my opinion of it.

Konoha TV: (name)?

Is Konoha TV really going to continue? Well before I said yes but I never realized how worn out I'd be by the end of the fanfic. I may make a sequel so if you see Konoha TV: (name) with me as the author you'll know that I am back with this story. You may have noticed that I never cleared up the Shizune plotline and I did realize this. I did it on purpose to leave room open for a sequel, should I decide to write one.

Fanfics I have written:

Sadness and SorrowAre VideoGame Consoles Sane? (Cannot be posted here due to chat room look)
Are VideoGame Consoles Sane II (Same reason)
Crazendo (Again chat room format)
Super Smash Bros Melee Rating: M Not posted here but I may someday.
Mega Man X Rating: T Not posted here. Discontinued
Mortal Kombat Rating: M Not posted here. Discontinued
L.O.Z. Windwaker (Chat room format cannot be posted.)
The War in Video Games Rating: T Not posted here. Discontinued.
And plenty that were never posted at anywhere at all.

All right we can now close this fanfic… THE END.