Narrator-we join our good friends at the Yule Ball. Ps: wrote while watching ELF. And eating pixie sticks.

Harry- "Dance,dance"

Hermionie-I'll keep you my "Dirty little secret".

Ron- I'm not okay.

Snape- Profresor Magonagall, stop being a "Golddigger".

Ron- Look, theres some cake.

Harry- there needs to be "A little less 16 candels" on it.

Hermionie- "Swing,Swing"

Ron- Oh look it "Helena".

Hermionie- Your making my "paper heart" break.

Snape- Wow profresor, you really know how to shake your "laffytaffy"

Dombldore-"Stop in the name of love".

Harry- your being an american idiot, Ron.

Ron- your mama.

Hermionie-I was adopted and you didnt know I was born. But I found you. you know what, I love you I love you. Ido.

Harry-Shake your talefeather.

Hermionie- S.O.S means somone help me.

Ron- You know what Harry, your that special somone.

Snape-Gosh, lucky.

Harry- yes it is, no its not, yes it is, no its not. Sorry the voices in my head are talking to me again.Gasp

Ron- its a shame that the grooms bride is a whore.I chimed in with a…………..

hermionie- well imagine as im pacing the pews in a church corridore and I cant help to hear.

Harry- I really should scurry.

Ron- I write sins not tradgidies. Save my horse ride em cowboy. Ride it down broke back mountain.

Haggrid- Lets here those sleighbells ringling ding ting tingling too.

Snape- giddy up giddy up, lets go, lets look at the show. Were riding in a wonderland of snow.

Gidy up giddy up, its grand just holding your hand.