Author: Satski
Title: High School Crack
Pairings: SasuNaru, SaiNaru(at the beginning), NejiGaa, ItaKyuu, KakaIru, TsuJira, HinaKibaShino, InoShikaChou, LeeSaku, TemaShika (never said everyone can't be with more than one or two people), etc., etc...
Date Typed: April 28, 2006
Date Posted: May 3, 2006
Characters that will be used in this chapter- Naruto, Sasuke, Kyuubi, Kabuto, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Gaara, Lee, Neji, Orochimaru, Itachi, Arashi (Yondaime/4th Hokage)
Dedicated to: "NnieTHM" and "Heya"
"Chapter Two"
May 3, 2006
"We have a new student today" That's all I said, those six little words. Too bad those six words got the attention of a certain Uzumaki, he raises his hand like a child yelling "Pick me! I wanna show him around! I'll help him!" Really, how he knew it was a "he" and not a "she" I don't know, I think it's because he's the type that would stalk people around and not get caught, those must be some mad stalking skills the kid has. Heh, I knew I taught him how to stalk for a reason.
May 6, 2006
I swear someone's stalking me, I haven't seen or heard anything suspicious, but I can just feel someone's watching. Aniki says he feels the same stalking feeling like me, but he also says I'm making up the "superior" ability to feel things. I wonder who's stalking me, could it be the guy I meet at the market? I hope it is! He's the perfect uke material! I hope he's in my class!
May 3, 2006
I hope the new kid isn't stupid, but that's just hoping. I hope the new kid isn't cute either, I wouldn't want him taking my boyfriend from me. But I guess koi-kun wouldn't fall for him either, unless this guy is some type of "Sex God" like Naruto says he is. Seriously, I'm happy Naruto helped us get together, I believe he should sometimes just shut his annoying mouth up and get laid, but I wouldn't want Naruto to get laid by just anyone, no, Naruto is just too innocent for that.
May 3, 2006
YOSH! A new student to join us in our youthful town! I will welcome him with enthusiasm to rival this classrooms youth! Gaara-san, and Shikamaru-san I hope for you to join Naruto and I in our youthful welcome!
May 3, 2006
I hope the new student is cute, by the way Naruto is yelling, I hope he's gay too, or at least a bisexual. If this new student even thinks of hurts Naruto-kun, I'll murder him! I have to check him out first, to see if he's good enough for nii-chan here.
May 3, 2006
Oh he sounds cute, and smart! At least that's how Naru-nii-chan makes him sound like. Too bad I already have boyfriends. But then again, Naruto seems to know the guy, I hope they get together! I hope his not like the old Gaara, it took Naruto years to get him to open up his heart to anyone other than Naruto himself. Naruto has this special type of aura that makes you want to smile 'til the edges of your mouth feel like their about to fall off. I promised myself after he helped me, to never let anyone hurt him, and I'll keep my promise!
May 3, 2006
"Class we have a new student today, I hope you don't infect our newcomer" After I said that, I heard a few chuckles and a glare from Uzumaki, guess he knew I was referring to him when I said "infect", I didn't notice the new student had entered until he said "Sensei, where should I sit?" I was about to reply when I saw him clearly. Yes, he seems good, I wonder how he is in bed…
May 3, 2006
I'm happy to be in the same class as the red head I meet a few weeks ago, but the teacher turns out to be a complete pedophile, just my luck. At least I get to sit next to said red head. I swear the teacher is staring at me…. What the fuck! Is that lust I see in his eyes? Damn it! I hate my teacher already.
May 3, 2006
SCORE! I get the hot brother! ……..Damn I forgot his name, I hope he doesn't notice. I think it's "Hitachi" or something along those lines.
May 3, 2006
Mendukse, a new student….Wonder if the guys would want to skip next hour to go watch the clouds? The clouds seem nice today.
May 3, 2006
I hope Naruto has a nice day at school today. Honestly, being the father of a genius is nice, but of a troublemaker too, it's kind of hard. I hope my little troublemaker doesn't get in trouble today either. I should also tell them when they come home about Sai coming later this week, I know Naruto will be ectastic , seeing how much they like each other. I wonder for how long Sai will be here this time...
May 3, 2006
Achoo Ano sa, is someone talking about me behind my back?
May 3, 2006
I think we need a new, less perverted teacher. Honestly, who hired him anyway? Our current teacher needs to be less perverted and pedophilic. I seriously can't wait 'til this hour is over.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter everyone! I made this chapter a little longer than the last one, sorry I didn't make it even longer and it's still considered short, I'm almost as lazyas Shikamaru. I guess that's not a good excuse though. I would like some opinions on my fic, but you don't have to, unless you want to...But then I bet many wont. Oh and yes I am adding Sai, Naruto and him will be together for the beginning of this story, but it will turn out SasuNaru in the end!