Sam/Jack - No Spoilers

Birthday Ficlet for Daisycm83.

Thanks to Smittywing for betaing.

Sam was standing in the locker room cleaning up from her workout when Jack, Teal'c, and Daniel walked in from their mission to P3X-325. She had had to do some work at Area 51 so they had gone to check out a planet without her.

"Jack?"

"Yes, Sam?" Jack tilted his head to the side and smiled.

"Why are you wearing purple hot pants and a lime green tank top?" Jack looked really silly in his skin tight hot pants. Sam had never seen shorts like that before. Though she had to admit the tank top did accentuate his muscles nicely.

"Jonas."

Sam started laughing. "Care to expand on that?"

"Nope." Jack walked over to his locker and started getting out his shower supplies.

"Fine. Why is Daniel wearing a hot pink mini skirt and an electric blue tube top?" Sam couldn't help but notice how built Daniel had gotten. He had really nice legs.

"Jonas."

"Care to expand on that one?" Sam had to snort at the slightly disgruntled look on Jack's face. Daniel and Teal'c looked equally disgruntled and weren't saying a word.

"Nope."

Sam was starting to get really curious. Eventually Jack had to tell her what happened. "O-kayyy. Then why is Teal'c wearing nothing but a lemon yellow speedo?"

"Jonas."

"Speaking of Jonas, where is he?"

"Hiding." Jack was trying to look all stern and mad but it wasn't working so well with the spandex outfit.

"And why is Jonas hiding?" Sam could barely maintain her mirth.

"Cause it's his fault I'm wearing purple hot pants!" Jack sounded just like a sulky kid. It really was quite endearing.

"Right. So now, how about you tell me how Jonas was responsible for all of this?"

"Nope. Going to my grave with that one."

"Teal'c? Daniel? Either of you should feel free to chime in about now?"

"No." Teal'c looked rather amused by the entire situation. Sam had to admit he wore his speedo rather well. She could definitely see what the ladies saw in him.

"Not so much." Daniel shook head, grabbed his towel, and headed into the showers. Teal'c followed leaving Jack and Sam alone in the locker room.

Sam walked over to Jack and pinched his butt. Jack yelped and jumped. "Hey! Watch it! No fondling the merchandise!"

"Merchandise? Did Jonas somehow end up putting you all up for sale again?" Sam could by the expression on Jack's face that was what happened.

"So . . . how much do you cost?"

"More than you can afford!" Jack was trying to look all serious but Sam could tell he wasn't upset.

"Are you sure." Sam wiggled her eyebrows and grinned.

"Well . . . there could be something you do for me. How about you come over later and we discuss the terms."

"Seven work for you?

"Oh yeah!" Jack winked and headed into the showers.

Sam grinned and left the locker room. She had to find a little alien and get the dirt before meeting Jack tonight.