I Remember
Summary: Suze decides to save Jesse's life, and the fire never starts. But, instead of not remembering Jesse, both Suze and Paul remember. They wonder why, when a certain person appears...
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
9
When I awoke on my wedding day morning, the sun was out, and the birds were all singing, 'Our fairy princess, Suze, is gonna get married tooo-day to the handsome Prince Paulie!'
It was overcast, and raining. Perfect. At least I knew that I hadn't been paranoid deciding to get married inside a chapel.
Ah yes, Susie is such a smart little girl!
You know all those chicks on Bridezilla who are totally freaking out, and you, the viewer, are meanwhile going 'suck it up!'? Well, I now know what getting married is all about.
Pure nerves.
Seriously, all those premarital conversations with Paul began flashing through my head. Oh, here's a popular one.
Me: How many kids do you
want?
Paul: Uh... three.
Me: OK!
OK? OK! What was I thinking? In a year or so, I'll probably be carrying Paul's child? 'Cause seriously, most pregnancies now, even ones between married folks, are NOT planned. I could even be pregnant right now, for all I know! Hey, my drinks at that place could have been spiked, and... calm down, Susannah.
OOOOOH! I just called myself Susannah! NO! That's what... he calls me, and he and I are over. Even though I did say something pretty meaningful to him last night, I was probably drunk.
All of this ran through my head as I lay in bed. Laci, being the little servant that she is, got up and 'woke' me.
"Suze!" She hissed, "Wake up! You're getting married today!"
I'm getting married today. To Paul Slater.
How exactly did I not know this when I was sixteen?
Jesse's POV
What am I supposed to do? Dios, help would be much appreciated right now!
Hmm... I remember what my mother used to say. My real mother. 'When all else fails, make a list(AN: actually, this is my philosophy!)!'
Riley
ProsCons
BeautifulDemanding
uh... Rich?Less Beautiful than Susannah
...Dresses Nicely?More Demanding than Susannah
Thin?Too Thin
Has an extensive vocab?Oh wait, that's a pretty bad one...
?Lots more
I sighed. This was going to be hard.
Susannah
ProsCons
More Beautiful than RileyHeadstrong?
No wait, I like that...Hmm... Oh! I have it!
EyesIS DATING SLATER!
HairVERY BAD
LaughJUDGEMENT!
Smile SHOULD BE
...DATING M-
Obsession with danger
Strange ability to put
me in a hypnotic state.
I wracked my brain for more. Finally, I scratched everything else out, and put two things.
ProsCons
Everything Nothing
That was it. I knew it. My answer.
Riley's POV(AN: DUN DUN... DUUUUN! Betcha didn't see that one coming! Ah, Riley. You gotta hate her. Prepare to get sucked into what I like to call... Hell. Now you'll know why I got a medal of honor from the military for going into her mind)...
I checked out these new shoes I got from Versace(AN: um... I think that's a store). They look sooooo hot on me!
Anyway, that Jesse better hurry up and propose, or I might dump himJFCers grab pitchforks and flaming torches. Nah, on the other hand, he's too hot. And that's all that matters right?
OMG. That's Jesse. Driving to that church thingy where what's-her-name that censored, censored freakin' censored is getting married(AN: Well, Jesse's list should have warned you!)!
OM freaking, G! I beyt he's gonna pull something! Nuh-uh! I am gonna get in my jeep, and grab my man back...
As soon as my toenails ar dry.
Back to Suze's POV
Thoughts were running through my head as Tali, who is also a beauty school student, fixed my hair. Soon, I was gonna be Mrs. Paul Slater.
Whoa. Never thought I'd be saying that 'bout six years ago.
As Tali walked off to get more tools(she is amazing, doing all this in a bridesmaid's dress!), CeeCee and Gina walked over.
"Well, never thought you'd be the first of us to get married!" Gina joked, touching my wrist. I smiled weakly.
"Glad you guys don't have hangovers."
At this, Gina shot CeeCee a glare. "She's the one who found the club!"
"Yeah, well," CeeCee grumbled, "At least none of your bridesmaids have one. Mel's good too. I swear that Laci seems a bit headachey, and all she had was one drink!"
Gina gave a wicked smirk.
"Maybe she and that nerd had something going on!"
In response, I punched her. Though it was probably true.
Jesse's POV
Aaaargh! The ceremony is about to start, and a Spanish censored traffic jam is up! Tons of censored Spanish words Dios!
Meanwhile, at the church
"OK, Suze," Jake beckoned, "Get out there!"
Holding my bouquet of daffodils, I began to walk down the aisle, where my prince charming awaited me. Finally, I was facing Paul, and we began saying our vows.
Hey? Is that a faint rumbel?
Brad's POV, after hearing faint rumbel and running outside to see if it was the guy he borrowed money from six months ago...
Holycensored! A guy in a car!
He ran up to me, shouting Spanish stuff.
I blocked his way, and he grabbed my shoulders.
"Dios, boy, I love your stepsister!" He yelled.
"Censored!" I cried, "Anyone's better than censored Paul"
Suze POV
"And do you, Susannah Simon, take this man, Paul Slater, to be your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked.
"I-" I began, but Brad burst into the room, yelling a lot of unholy words, with a guy following him.
Jesse.
"Jesse!" I yelled, "What the h-"-a cough from Father Dom in the audience-"heck are you doing here?"
Jesse walked up to me, and took me in his arms.
"Susannah," He murmured, "I love you. And I was wrong. Riley is a witch." He leaned in close, and I was closing my eyes when-
"Hey!" Paul yelled, "She's my bride!"
And to that, Jesse simply turned and punched him, just as he had before.
Once again, we began to kiss, when a screech filled the air.
"He's mine!"
Great. Riley.
I walked over to her, looked her in the eye, and punched, her, just like in Sweet Home Alabama!
That's when I got my kiss.
It was passion filled and brilliant. And told me just how much Jesse loved me.
Two months later...
"You may now kiss the bride!" Father Dom grinned.
Smiling, Jesse lifted my veil and kissed me.
Now, this is a moment I'll always remember.
DONE! JESSE AND SUZE 4EVA! HOPE U LIKED! IT WAS FUN! LOOK 4 MORE OF MY STORIES, DEFINATLEY MORE MEDIATOR! R AND R!
BUH-BYE!