Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Note: Written for LJ's "30kisses," Theme fourteen: Radio.
Breaking News
Larxene was such a bitch. The other members had had their suspicions, but they had left it at that. No, she just had to stick her nose into other people's business. She couldn't be polite or practical at all, instead she acted childish and selfish. And it pissed the hell out of him.
She had spied on the two of them one afternoon, and had made quite a discovery. Had it been anyone else Zexion wouldn't have minded half as much, but it was a testament of his luck that Larxene, the gossiping little whore, had "accidentally" run across Axel and him at a time when they had their mouths at the wrong places. Had it been anyone else he might have just turned a blind eye while Axel offed 'em. But Larxene produced a greater problem, being the news broadcaster for the Organization. She had made an announcement out of it for the rest of the group, ensuring that it was the hot, top story-gossip of the moment.
If anyone ever wondered why Zexion wasn't attracted to women, he thought it might be because the only one he ever was around was such a conniving little bitch.