"All right! We are now going ahead with Match 3! Now this one is gonna be big! From the Mushroom Kingdom, these 8 carry out all of Bowser's dirty work and are often called Bowser's kids. While one is definitely his…the other 7…they're a mystery! We welcome…the Prince of the Koopas! The Youngest! The Cool One! The Bold Beauty! The Laughing Prankster! The Enforcer! The Wacky War Machine! And the Pompous Prodigy! Ladies and gentlemen…Bowser Jr…and the Koopalings!" Vi Per said as the eight came flying in on their junior clown cars.
"Eight fighters at once?" Shantae asked. "So would this be something similar to fighting the four Dragon Quest Heroes?"
"It certainly seems that way. Bowser Jr and his Siblings each have the same move set." Kendo said.
"Hehehe…is it all set up?" Bowser Jr. asked.
"Yep. We're ready to go." Larry said.
"Hehehe…like they'll get a choice." Bowser Jr. said, pressing a button as explosions went off under four seats on the heroes side as Todoroki, Glimmer, Phoebe and Jesmon landed in the arena.
"Hey, what's the big idea?" Jesmon asked.
"We're not letting any of you decide your order. We're calling the shots now." Roy Koopa said.
"Seems like you brats need some discipline." Phoebe said, pounding her fist into her palm.
"Uh…and it looks like we have our four so…let's…hey!" Vi Per said as the stage was deciding itself. "They hacked the stage randomizer too?! And it landed on the Figure 8 Circuit!" she said as they appeared on a race track. "So…let the battle…begin?"
"Fire!" Bowser Jr. said after the word 'begin' was uttered as the cannons were firing on the four.
Todoroki quickly raised up a wall of ice to protect against the ammunition. "Seems this was their plan from the start." Todoroki said.
"Yes, but one that's not all that well-coordinated. This stage has a gimmick that can be exploited too." Jesmon said.
"Oh yeah! We're definitely gonna…huh?" Lemmy said before a kart rammed into him and sent him flying.
"Right. The racers." Glimmer said. "That's a good gimmick but we're still outnumbered."
"True but remember…these seven are kids. They may seem well coordinated but all it takes is one fight to throw it all into chaos." Todoroki said.
"Oh yeah." Glimmer said. "You know…you guys really are clever but…just curious…who is gonna take credit for the win?"
"I am!" they all said at the same time as they looked at one another.
"Who's gonna take the credit?" Phoebe asked.
"Well obviously it should be me. I'm the prettiest." Wendy O. Koopa said.
"Fair point. Counter point. I should get it cause I'm the coolest." Roy Koopa said.
The Koopalings and Bowser Jr. started to argue about who should claim all the glory.
"Now, while they're all bickering." Jesmon said.
"Of course…we start taking down their numbers." Todoroki said, unleashing a flame blast at Larry Koopa, sending him flying.
"You're grounded." Phoebe said, grabbing Iggy and launching him out with her bow.
"And you're outta here." Glimmer said teleporting Wendy O. Koopa out of her car before dropping her in front of some karts before vanishing as the karts sent Wendy flying.
"You need a time out!" Jesmon said dashing at Morton Koopa Jr. and Ludwig Von Koopa, sending them both flying.
"Oh…you think you're so smart huh? Well…all right! All soldiers go and…" Bowser Jr. said before looking back. "Where did they all go?"
"They sent them all flying! It's just us now!" Roy Koopa said.
"Yes…and now…" Todoroki began.
"Wait…hit him first. I can't be hit. I'm wearing shades!" Roy Koopa said pointing to Bowser Jr.
Phoebe grabbed Roy's glasses before hitting him with them.
"Ow… You actually hit me…WITH shades. That's… That's actually pretty clever." Roy Koopa said before Phoebe socked him and sent him flying.
"Crap!" Bowser Jr. said.
"Looks like you guys didn't think this one through at all." Jesmon said.
"We were betting on the element of…surprise!" Bowser Jr. said, drawing his brush and splashing paint on Jesmon's eyes.
"Oof… That's gonna sting." Jesmon said as Atho, Rene and Por detached from him and started dashing at Bowser Jr. on their own.
"Wah!" Bowser Jr. said as they started to randomly strike at the poor koopa prince before they sent him flying far from the arena.
"Wow…we had a large number of fighters but that ended rather quickly. Meaning our winners are…the Koopa Busters!" Vi Per said.
"Koopa Busters, huh? I guess we'll take it." Jesmon said.
"It was unexpected, but fun." Phoebe laughed.
"Grrr….you bastards! You better sleep with one eye open cause I'll be bringing hot flaming revenge on all of you!" Bowser roared.
"Phbt. Yeah, keep telling yourself that." David said.
"You just launched my kid!" Bowser said.
"They launched four of our teammates!" Ace countered. "What goes around comes around."
"Don't bother arguing with him. He's never going to get the message." David said.
"Yeah. It was worth a shot." Ace said, scratching behind Goutou's ear. "Then again it is Bowser after all."
"What's that? I can tell you're talking about me! What did you say?" Bowser said.
"Ignore it. It's none of your concern." David said.
"Grrr….one of these days…fire…all around you all!" Bowser roared.
"Sure…tell us after you successfully marry Peach." Rainbow said.
"You bet I…wait…ah!" Bowser roared in frustration.
"At least I actually have a date." David said.
"Rar!" Bowser roared as he ripped out his seat and started going berserk before security dogpiled on him.
"Yeah, I might've gone a little too far on that, but… It's simply the truth." David said.
