Chapter 4
Previously
As Jack looked at his new surrounding he came face to face with a small naked grey alien
"Holy Shit!"
And that was one of the rare times Jack ever swore.
As Jack stood there in plain shock starring at the little grey alien it spoke to him
"Greetings O'Neill, I am Thor, supreme commander of the Asguard fleet, do not be afraid." As Thor greeted Jack he still stood there in shook
"I am here to find out what is wrong with you" Thor said calmly
"Hell No, you aren't doing your alien experiments on me."
He said starting to panic; he was with an alien forcryinoutloud!
"We are not going to experiment on you, the Asgard have been watching you for along time O'Neill, when you were on the planet that changed you and your team we watched as you saved someone who didn't remember you"
"What you mean Danny; hey he was drowning of course I tried to save him" Jack countered
"Even at the cost of your own life?" Thor asked knowing how the older Colonel O'Neill would react
"Yeah, well, I didn't plan that happening" Jack said
Thor pressed a button and in a flash of light Teal'c appeared
As Teal'c watched his commanding officer and brother in arms disappear in a bright light. Teal'c jogged out of the room and towards General Hammond's office
"GeneralHammond, Colonel O'Neill has been taken by the Asguard" Teal'c's stated simply
"Are you sure?" Hammond asked trying to get all the facts
"Indeed"
"Inform Doctor Frasier, and go check on Major Carter and Daniel Jackson" he ordered. With a bow Teal'c left the room leaving Hammond to use his little read phone
Teal'c went to the infirmary and consulted with Doctor Frasier about to day's events, she told him to stay with Sam and Danny to make sure they don't vanish as well
Unfortunately he never did get the chance to check on them as he to disappeared in a bright flash
As Jack watched Teal'c appear on Thor's ship his eyes grew wide
"Cool" he said after Teal'c had fully appeared
"Greeting Teal'c Thor said, while Teal'c bowed
"T. What the HELL is going on?" Jack said
"O'Neill, this is supreme commander Thor, he is an Asguard"
"Yeah I know that" Jack replied looking at Teal'c
"I am here to determine what happened to you" Thor said answering Jack's question
"I am not getting experimented on" Jack said looking worried
"I believe Thor means he wants to scan your body to determine what is wrong with you" Teal'c said
"WHAT? I'm just a kid like Sam and Danny there's nothing wrong with me" he said confused
"You have not told them?" Thor asked Teal'c
"Told us what?" Jack butted in
"We did not know how to explain it to them" Teal'c said completely ignoring Jack
"Ohforcryinoutloud! Tell us what?" he said starting to get annoyed
"It does not concern you" Teal'c told Jack. Jack muttered something under his breath, he would never find out, so he walked off deciding to do some exploring, while Thor and Teal'c continued talking Jack crept off
As he explored Thor ship he noticed that Thor was the only little grey dude on the ship, he wondered around the ship looking for know where in particular until he came to a massive room with a small pedestal type thing, so he did what any kid would do… he played with it. During his little play around with the alien object he managed to turn the lights off. He found that highly amusing. He continued to play around until he felt a presence behind him and grab him around the waste and carrying him back to the bridge
"PUT ME DOWN" he shouted
"Calm yourself O'Neill, it is I, Teal'c" he said calmly while carrying Jack under his shoulder. Jack stopped wriggling. As they walked back onto the bridge Teal'c gave the order
"Return us to Earth, Thor"
And with that the both reappeared in General Hammond's office
"Teal'c! I see you were successful in your retrieval" he smiled as he looked down at the wriggling Colonel
"Indeed I was General Hammond" Teal'c replied
"OK Teal'c, if you leave Jack with me, I need you to inform Doctor Frasier of your return, then Jack can have his check-up" Jack visibly paled at that comment. Teal'c bowed and left the room
"Needles?" he squeaked
"I'm afraid so Jack" Hammond said
"Now, what you've seen you cannot tell anybody, it's a secret you understand?" Jack nodded
"But aliens are real, do you know how cool that is?" he asked in excitement
"Son I know it's exciting but you can't tell anyone"
"OK" he said
"So that means you can't tell Sam or Danny" Jack snorted
"Yeah like I'd tell Danny" he scoffed
"Son, Danny did what he thought was right and…"
"Cut the crap General, you threatened him with the one thing he cares about the most! He did it to keep her happy" George sighed he knew underneath that military armour was a smart guy,
"Jack, your right. But we had to get you back, but you were sick, you almost drowned and then you wake up and run we had to do something"
"I'm still not going back"
"I know and were not sending you" Hammond said firmly
"How do you know?"
"Your medical file said it all Jack, Doctor Frasier noticed and she had to tell me and then she told Teal'c" Hammond said
"T knows?" Jack asked
"Yes" Hammond confirmed
"Sammy figured it out as well when she found me" Jack added
"I knew she would, the same happened to her friend "Hammond said. Jack nodded finally putting together 'Uncle G". Hammond sighed and stood up walking towards the door
"Come on Jack lets get you back to Sam" Jack, got up and also walked to the door in front of Hammond. As they walked down the corridors Jack noticed that people seemed to get out of the way whenever he walked past
"So what do you want to do when you grow up?" Hammond asked
"I don't know really, maybe go into the air force like my brother."
"Really" Hammond asked looking down at the mini Colonel, inside though he was laughing
"The man does not change" Hammond thought. As they reached Sam's VIP room George gave Jack the reminder
"Remember you can't tell anyone" Jack nodded and went inside. With a nod to the guard Hammond walked off down the corridor.
As Jack closed the door behind him, Sam lifted her head and gave him one of her smiles and then turned back towards the TV as Jack lay on his front next to her she asked him a question
"Where ya been?" she asked
"Talking with General Hammond" he replied simply and sat down next to Sam
"K" she replied. An hour later the Disney movie had finished and Sam noticed Jack had fallen asleep, there was a gentle knock at the door and Janet Frasier walked
"Hiya Janet!" Sam whispered while Janet walked in and put her hand on his forehead, luckily it was normal. She took out her needle and quickly gave him a shot before he awoke and complained, he didn't even flinch, she walked over to the door and whispered to the guard he picked up his sleeping Co and took him to the room next door, his room, and set him down on the bed; he pulled the covers over him and silently walked out the door, shutting it behind him.
When Jack awoke he had no idea where he was, he remembered watching some crappy Disney movie then nothing, but from where he was now he concluded that he must of fallen asleep, he opened the door to see a smiling airman looking at him
"What you looking at?" he asked
"Nothing sir" Jack looked confused about the sir part
"Why'd you call me sir" The guard looked stumped
"Well um, you're my superior" Jacks face lit up
"So I can make you do anything?"
"Nothing dangerous Sir, but yes"
"Stay there I'll be right back" he ran into Sam's room and came back with Sam running behind
"Ok Sam, watch this" Now the airman looked scarred
"I order to you to jump" the airman jumped, Sam and Jack both laughed
"Ok that was the warm up" Sam pulled his arm and he leaned in close. The airman heard her whisper something and Jack said
"Ooooooooo good one" he now put on an evil face
"I order you to do" he paused "The chicken dance" he said and the airman looked horrified he gradually started dancing. As Sam and Jack roared with laughter Danny came out his room to see what was going on
"Danny. You. Have. To. See. This" Jack said between laughs, he walked out the door to see a fully grown sober man doing the Chicken Dance, he to started laughing
"He'll do anything I say" he said to Danny he turned back towards the airman" okay you can stop now" the airman stopped.
"Jack?" Danny said quietly
"Yeah?"
"I got a good one" he said pulling Jack closer while Sam leaned in, all three of them burst into giggles
"Okay airman, go to the infirmary"
"Sir?" he questioned
"Go" he said walking off while the airman followed. As they reached the infirmary Sam burst into giggles again which set Danny off and of course Frasier heard and walked towards them
"Airman why are they in my infirmary when their not sick?" Janet asked looking slightly annoyed but happy to see the kids but before he could answer Jack pulled the airman closer and whispered something into his ear and he paled considerably
"You're kidding me right" they shook their heads "she'll kill me!" they shrugged
"Ma'am I'm sorry an orders an order please don't kill me" he begged while Janet looked confused. The airman then turned around and pulled down his trousers revealing his ass and started shaking it at her. Janet looked horrified then burst into laughter as the embarrassed airman pulled up his trousers as they all laughed including the nurses and patients that had seen, Sam had an idea
"Ooooooo lets do Teal'c"
"Oh god know "he said shaking his head
"I order you to Moon Teal'c" the airman walked out of the room obviously not happy with the order
As Janet regained control of her self she went to her phone and called Teal'c
"Teal'c"
"DoctorFrasier is everything OK"
"Yes Teal'c everything fine, although you're going to receive a visit in a minute, now let me explain to you what a moony is" As Janet finished her explanation of a moony there was a knock on Teal'c's door. He opened the door to see a very scared airman and three little Tau'ri
"I'm sorry Teal'c" the airman said and then he turned around pulled down his pants and gave him a moony. To their surprise Teal'c raised an eyebrow and smiled! SG1 laughed and then Jack had the perfect idea
"Let's do Hammond!" he practically shouted, while the airman practically died
"I could loose my Job!" he started
"Know you won't!" Sam said looking at Jack; Her Uncle G wouldn't do that, would he?
"Let's go" he said walking of to Hammond's office
Louis Ferretti sat at Major General Hammond's desk giving his report of how the mini members of SG1 are behaving, as Janet didn't have the time it was up to Ferretti to keep an eye on it from a distance, as they both sat there, there was a knock at the door and there stood a scared but embarrassed man but also there was the small members of SG1 trying soo hard to giggle
"Hello Uncle G!" Sam said waving and looking innocent
"Hello Sammie!" Hammond said waving back
"I'm sorry sir" the airman began and then turned around and dropped his pants waving his ass at the leader of the SGC. General Hammond looked shocked were as Ferretti burst into laughter as the poor airman continued to wave his ass around. As the airman pulled his pants back up and turned around he turned to face a smiling General and a laughing Major.
"I bet that was Jack's idea wasn't it, mooning Hammond, I can't believe it! No-one would have the guts to do that but you!" Louis said straitening up
"Yer well the mooning Hammond was but the mooning part was Danny's" Jack said honestly
"Hammond's smile grew wider and he picked up his phone
"Siler, I would like you to escort SG1 to there quarters" he put his phone down and SG1 immediately complained
"Oh please let us explore" Jack said while Sam and Danny nodded. Hammond shook his head
"Maybe tomorrow but you now need to go to bed" he said firmly and SG1 nodded. As Siler came and collected the kids Hammond spoke up
"Airman. I'd like you to remain" the airman froze
"Yes sir" he replied but before Hammond could start he spoke up
"General, I apologise for my actions sir, but" George held up his hand and he stopped
"Airman! Congratulations! You brought SG1 back together for that I salute you" Hammond and Ferretti stood up and saluted the shocked airman who retuned the salute
"Thank you sir" he replied
"Dismissed" he said "oh and Carl" he said using his first name "you don't have to take any orders from Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter while they are in their current state but you can if you want" he added with a smirk as the airman left with a gigantic smile on his face.
As Siler walked down the corridor Sam went ahead of him and lifted up her arms
"Aren't you a little old to be carried?" he asked and sat shook her head
"Fine" he said and picked her up. Meanwhile Danny gave Jack the little bit of paper and the sellotape and gave it to Sam whose hands were now behind Siler's head and she carefully patted the sign on his back so he wouldn't feel it. She stuck her thumb up and the boys grinned and Sam put her head on Siler's shoulder and fell asleep. As he got to the VIP suit he took Jack and Danny to their rooms and placed Sam in her bed and pulled the covers over her and went to see the general.
General Hammond sat at his desk thinking, SG1 were his premiere Team but also some of his best friends. He'd already called the president explaining what had happened and he had the up most confidence that George and the SGC would sort it out. And they would. There was a knock on the door and Sgt Siler walked in he started talking about naquada and Major Carter's work, Hammond told him that him and the science department could sort it out and turned to leave. Hammond bit back a laugh
"Sgt Siler" he said standing up and walking over to the man. Siler looked confused and looked over to his commanding officer. Hammond pulled of a note from Siler's back. The note said 'kick me please' As Siler screwed up the note Hammond laughed
"Colonel O'Neill has not changed sir" Siler replied walking away and muttering under his breath.