I know its taken ages for me to write chapter 5 but i prmise ypu its going to get better, i was stuck for ideas but now i'm not although suggestions will be apprecated (once again did i spell that right) and i apologize for anymore spelling and typing errors
Chapter 5
Jack woke up the next morning wide awake, he remembered that Hammond had promised a tour of the SGC for the pint size team and Jack, Sam and Danny were rearing to go, but not before fruit loops! So he got dressed in the same black t-shirt and trousers and everything, in which Jack's opinion were beginning to get a little old, and walked out of the door, as he walked out into the corridor there was a very tired looking guard
"Why don't you go get some rest?" Jack said in more of an order than a question. The SF nodded and walked away relieved to finally get some sleep, Jack checked his watch
"4:30 damn it "he muttered he hated early mornings. As he leaned against the wall hoping time would pass quicker he heard the familiar sound of heels
"Shit" he cursed under his breath as she walked around the corner
"Good morning Jack, you're up early" she said Jack shrugged
"I'm hungry so I'm awake"
"Well the commissary doesn't open until six so you'll have to wait an hour and a half till it opens, so your going to have to keep yourself amused until then." And then it happened Jack, had an idea
"Yeah I can do that" he said walking back into his room. Janet checked in on the sleeping forms of Sam and Danny and walked off, she did, after all, have patients to look after. As Jack heard Janet walk away he walked out of his room and silently shut the door, he was hungry but had no idea where the kitchens were,
"Maybe T knows where they are" he thought and set off towards Teal'c's quarters hoping to find him awake.
As he reached Teal'c's quarters he knocked on the door awaking Teal'c from his kelnoreeming
"Enter" he called as Jack opened the door
"Good morning O'Neill you are awake early" Teal'c stated
"Hi T, listen what floor is the commissary on?" he asked getting to the point, he was hungry after all
"Level 14, but it is not open until six o'clock"
"Yeah but I'm hungry" he whined which made Teal'c smile
"What are you planning O'Neill?" he asked knowing the look in Jack's eyes all to well
"Nothin" he lied
"Very well O'Neill" he said, he knew the truth and Jack knew he knew
"Thanks T, I owe ya!" Jack said he walked out of the door. Teal'c sighed and got up picking up the phone and calling Hammond
"GeneralHammond, I believe a special trained operative will be infiltrating the kitchens" General Hammond laughed
"Jack" he said simply Only Jack O'Neill would dare to try that
"Indeed" Teal'c replied
"Okay Teal'c "he said and hung up
As Jack snuck around the corridor he walked to the lift and noticed a key card swipe thing. He didn't actually know what it was but from the looks of it, it must be, there was no button so it must be a swipe card. He muttered something under his breath in frustration and walked off looking for some idiot that left their key card behind.
As he walked down the corridor checking rooms, he finally found an empty office, well it wasn't empty, the guy inside was asleep so he walked slowly and quietly in and checked his pockets. The guy grunted and moved leaving Jack's hand stuck under the guy's arm, so he slowly shuffled his hand from underneath the guy's arm he grabbed the key card and ran out the room leaving the scientist to sleep on.
He ran right passed the guard that shouted for him to stop, ran straight to the lift jumped and swiped the key card and entered the lift, he then jumped again and pressed the number 14 and waited. Luckily for him no one else entered the lift so he wasn't spotted. Finally the lift doors opened at level 14, Jack got that mischievous grin on his face and proceeded to look for the entrance to the kitchens, as he reached the kitchen doors he couldn't hear or see anybody inside which, in his case, was weird, who was making the food! So he walked in and dived under the tables, just in case there was anyone that he didn't see, and proceeded towards the fridge looking to see if there was actually any fruit loops boxes lying around anywhere, but sadly no there were none in sight, so he went for the next best thing, Cake! He walked over to the fridge door and pulled it open and looked inside and there, low and behold was a chocolate cake still in its box, he grinned and pulled it out uncovering a tube of Ben and Jerry's, he smiled some more, he ran towards another cupboard and grabbed a bag, he stuffed the cake and the ice cream in the bag grabbed a couple of spoons and threw them into the bag.
"Now if I were fruit loops were would I be?" he asked himself opening every cupboard in sight, after a few minutes he found jelo cubes, he grabbed one of every flavour and went to another cupboard, this one did contain Fruit loops, he put the box in the bag and searched around some more, he found a tube of smarties he punched the air in triumph and stuffed them in his pockets. He went to walk out of the door with his sack of goodies when he heard Hammond walking down the corridor with Doctor Death. He cursed under his breath and looked for anywhere to hide; he slid himself and the bag under the table and waited and watched as the doors opened and General Hammond and Janet Frasier walked in,
"Are you sure he's in here sir?" Janet asked
"Yes, security spotted him on the cameras raiding the fridge" Janet smirked
"Are they sure it's him"
"Doctor, who else would raid a fridge looking for cake and jelo?" Hammond asked smiling
"Good point sir. But why not take Sam or Danny with him?" she asked
"That I might know, it takes a long time for people to earn Jack O'Neill's trust maybe he doesn't trust them yet" Hammond said. Janet nodded
"Okay look in the cupboards I'll check under the tables" Hammond ordered. Jack mentally cursed himself, he forgot the cameras and now Hammond was going to catch him, and how the hell did they know him so well? As Hammond searched under the tables in the opposite corner to him Janet searched the cupboards
"Well General, there's no jelo left or fruit loops so he's defiantly been here" Janet said, Hammond snorted. Hammond moved to the table where Jack was hiding and bent down, as Jack looked at him he starred right into the eyes of Major General George Hammond
"Found him" Hammond said as Janet walked over and Jack tried to crawl further under.
Hammond sighed and bent down, he then grabbed Jack around the waist
"Let me go" he said while trying to struggle, finally Jack gave in but not before grabbing his goody bag.
"Jack put the food down" Janet said as Hammond tried to stop him struggling
"Nope" he said and Janet made a grab for the bag
"Nope" he said again, keeping a firm grip on the bag.
"Jack. Give me the bag" Janet said in a firm voce
"Nope" he said again. Teal'c walked in.
"Is there a problem DoctorFraiser?" Teal'c asked
"Yes Teal'c, Jack won't give me the bag" She said getting annoyed
"What is in this bag" Teal'c asked interested
"Cake, jelo, ice cream" he started to say
"What kind of ice cream?" Teal'c said, he loved ice cream
"Ben and Jerry's Duh" Jack said, Teal'c raised an eyebrow
"O'Neill give me the bag" Jack handed over the bag; he wasn't gong to mess with the big man.
"General Hammond, I think you should take Jack back, I will put the food away"
"Thank you Teal'c" Hammond said as he and Janet walked out, Jack was of course started wriggling again. Teal'c looked in the bag and pulled out the Ben and Jerry's, he smiled to himself and took out a spoon, he looked into the bag once more, picked it up and walked out of the room.
Jack struggled the whole way in Hammond's grasp, but George still kept hold of him. As he walked down the corridor, guards smiled while watching the wriggling Colonel, they hadn't all been debriefed but when you work on a top secret military base, gossip spreads fast. As Hammond still carried the little Colonel around Jack heard the sound of barking,
"Oh shit guard dogs, I hate guard dogs" He thought and struggled a lot more, Thanks to his dad who laughed and watched as a 5 year old Jack was chased around a field by a German Sheppard he hated guard dogs.
"Stop struggling Jack, you'll like what I'm about to show you, it'll keep you busy." Hammond said he had just the thing to keep a young Jack O'Neill busy, since the SF couldn't find Jack's yo-yo or his Game boy, so Hammond thought of the next best thing, something to keep him quite and out of their way while they try to fix this, something he could use on missions when he was back to his normal sarcastic self.. He pushed the door open and set Jack down who shifted uncomfortably while looking round at each kennel, to see if one might manage to get free, Hammond noticed this
"Don't worry Jack, they won't attack you" he said but didn't pry into why Jack didn't like dogs. As Hammond walked on, Jack still didn't look at all happy about being here
"Why are we actually here?" He asked
"I want to show you something." Hammond said and Jack left it at that, Hammond went towards a door and walked in. The dog handler stood to attention
"At ease" Hammond said. As Jack walked in he saw a white fluffy dog lying down and 8 small White German Sheppard puppies asleep beside her. Jack smiled
"Are they all gonna be trained as guard dogs?"
"All except this one, he's too small" he said holding the runt of the litter up and the puppy woofed at them and licked his lips. The puppy was white just like his mother and was absolutely adorable (A.N- sorry girl moment I love puppies)
"So?" Jack asked getting the confused look on his face. Again.
"He's your Jack"
"Really?" Jack said getting a smile on his face
"What's the catch? He said getting suspicious look on his face
"You stay out of trouble."
"Deal" Jack said immediately taking the puppy in his arms and cuddling him
"Can he leave his mum yet?" He asked
"Yes, what's his name" the trainer asked
"Um" he said then giggled as the dog sniffled Jack's pockets looking for something when Jack remembered and pulled out the tube of smarties. The dog handler walked into his office and carried out a bag of treats
"Here, give him these, he can't have chocolate" he said handing them to jack
"Okay" Jack said taking the bag and nodding, stuffing the smarties back into his pocket and opening the bag and giving him a treat and putting him back on the ground, the dog went straight back to the pocket with the smarties in. Jack smiled and gave him a dog treat
"Here you go smartie" Jack said
Hammond and the trainer smiled at Jack's name for the dog.
"We'll get you and smartie some stuff to get started, like lead, food, and basket. Oh and you need to get in contact with a vet, but not just yet, probably in about six months" he said and walked out to get the stuff. He came back in a few seconds later with a lead, which he gave to Jack who tied it round Smarties neck
"Thanks"" Jack said and ran of with smartie in tow
"We'll bring the rest into his quarter's later sir"
"Thank you, you've done the base a massive favour by keeping Jack O'Neill busy"
"Yes sir, permission to speak freely?" he asked Hammond nodded
"Sir, if the younger Colonel O'Neill is anything like the older one, he won't be quiet" Hammond groaned, he was right. Now he had to deal with 3 kids and a dog, who will be their partner in crime.
"Thank you" Hammond finally said to the smiling airman and walked out
Jack ran down the corridor and looked at Smartie, who was running with his tongue hanging out; he looked up at Jack hoping for another treat. So Jack did. As Hammond caught up with Jack, one thought crossed his mind
"This dog will be spoiled rotten"
God help us all if that dog is as bad as Jack O'Neill himself