"We are off the see the wizard the most talented molested of all" sang harry and Michael
"THERE HE IS!" roared some angry village folk
"oh no run harry, get your hiny to the river on the otherside"said Michael
"okay but don't leave me alone"said harry
"USE YOUR MAGIC AGAINST THE DARK ONE!"said the old man
"CHINPOKOMON ATTACK !"
PICHU
PICHU
PICHU
BOOM
Harry climbs into a tree to see the fight instead of going to the river
"GLITTER BOMB OMB GLOVE" roared Michael\
just then a big glitter hand appeared and exploded the chinpokomon and blinded the village folk with glitter
"morbifix-cali-poke-you-in-the-eyes-o"
then the village folk ran up to Michael and then something evil happened…..
………………………..
POKE!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" roared harry from the tree
Michael had fallen and was about to die when harry said
"Bloodytamponfilledwithmiraclewhipversion2.0"
and then it happened………….
They say in whoville that, that day sir Michael jacksons skin got three times darker that day and with that so did his mood.
"oh no you didn't whoo hoo" sang Michael Jackson
"Justbeatit" he roared
and with that spell the villagers flew into the tower of anthrax and got chicken herpes soon to be called
the crab people later known as LIZA MANELLI
harry farts and boosts off the tree towards Michael jacksonf
Michael catches him by the WOOPSIE!
"now lets go off into the river where my special cruise awaits us believe me you will have fun he he he he he he he he he he he he
giggle
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they walked for a while and decided to take a different path one that led to a dark and terrible place…..
"I LIKE OMG I LOVE THESE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES!" said harry
"I KNOW!" replied Michael
"HELP HELP THEY ARE CANNIBLE'S EATING US HELP HELP" yelled the little girl
"Hey I wonder if they are filled with frosting!"
"I don't know lets find out"said Michael
"How?" asked harry
"I don't know maybe its in their huge mushroom heads!" said Michael
"NO NO THERE IS NOTING IN THERE JUST BLOOD" yelled the girl
harry squeezes the girls head but noting happens
"NO NO NO your doing it wrong you gotta do the moves first!"said Michael
"k so wat are the movies?"
"I'LL SHOW YA!" said Michael
"hurry up or I'm gonna throw up for fun!"
"GRAB IT BY THE HEAD YOU TAP IT LIGHTLY JUST ENOUGH TO SOFTEN IT AND THEN COMES THE BEST PART…………………………YOU……….
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER" sang Michael
"okay let me try" says harry all exitedly
he grabs the girls head taps it and shakes her like a salt shaker
she gets so shaked up the gas is uncontrollable
we open her mouth and out comes tons of frosting
but something else comes out of her……….
At first it is covered in frosting and only appears to be a yellow fur ball
But then it talks
"TO DA VIA ME PIKA LA KOLA" it screamed
"Pikachu" yelled harry all happy