After Michaels and Harry's incident with strawberry shortcakes

. They left and ventured in to the forest of the evil Goombas……….

Michael warned Harry that the Goombas were pure evil… there poke was harder than there bite. Michael experienced this Earlier in his years.

They began walking through the forest of the Goombas… when suddenly

POKE

the Goomba spoke to Michael and said:

How are you my son? Harry was surprised and asks the Goomba how can you be Michael's father...

The Goomba explained to Harry that Michael was once a handsome black fellow when suddenly he was brutally poked by the little Chinpokomon

Harry screamed: CHINPOKOMON!...

We met them earlier on our journey!

Yes my dear once poked by a chinpokomon

you will turn whiter than the back side of the Pillsbury doughboy's fat ass

but don ask me how I know that my son

shifty eyes

Now what brings you to the Dark Forest of the Goombas

asked the mightiest Goomba of them all.

Well said Michael

we were umm we were well umm I wanted to teach him the way of….

THE MEGAMAN TRANSFORMERS

then suddenly Michael Jackson transformed into the Mega Green Toilet Transformer.

Harry fainted…

Michael left Harry just lying on the ground;

True Junior Megaman never faints…

The Goomba also left Harry as well….

But he did leave Harry with one thing a HUGE piece of corn on the back of his throat.

The Goomba said that it would help Harry on his journey.

The corn holds a magical power

POKE.

Harry awoke to a korn on his face…

Then Harry screamed, "who peed kidney stones on me?"

to his surprise no one was there.

Harry grew scared and asked who goes there?

Harry heard a voice which sound very squeaky as if were dying.

Harry still saw no one...

Then finally he asked "where are you?"

Look down shit face said the voice again

Harry looked down to only see a used condom.

The Condom then spoke…

Its is I "Trojan Man" The Condom from Paris Hiltons Pas

t. Then cough cough cough went the condom as he gasped for air.

Harry asked the Trojan Man what was wrong.

Trojan Man spoke slowly and said,

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK

IM THE CONDOM FROM PARIS HILTON'S PAST YOU FOOL…

IM DYING!"

Harry chuckled a bit which angered Trojan Man.

In rage Trojan Man turned into a big balloon and burst on Harry…

BOOM!

Harry then apologized for the girlie like giggles made by evilcheerleaders of maxipadcoolness on steroids.

Harry then asked Trojan Man if there was any thing he would like him to do for him,

The Trojan man spoke and said,

"I would like you to perform this task for me."

What is it? Said Harry.

Trojan Man continued…

"You must roll in da hood and chillax wit dem gangstas

Then destroy dem fools wit yo glock 9 yo"

Harry then replied I will if my lovers name isn't Sir Poopsalot.

The Trojan Man said, "Thank You"

And with those Trojan Man died

And turned into a viral germ that would soon attack Ashley Simpson's throat.

(Just another reason to blame her horrible singing on acid reflux).

Harry left the Forest of the Evil Goombas and began a long road in to da hood which is now called

"East Compton"

Harry was on his way trying to figure out how he is going to survive the hood life

and complete his mission

without getting blasted in to the year when Vernon wasn't a over plump brut.

Harry had to figure out a way to roll in da hood without getting noticed

but just basically blending in with everyone.

Aha said Harry

ive got it!

Harry decided to roll in an Impala on 24 dubs.

So Harry found the ride for his journey

and he was on his way to

da Hood yo………

Harry drove for a long time

but realized that he was in the hood

when he saw the big sign which read:

WELCOME TO EAST COMPTON

and under there a local gang tagged something under that which said:

Where we blast dem fools

Harry rolled up on the side of a liquor store to see if can get something to eat.

All of a sudden a hooker runs to the side of his car and says

HEY!… Como lo quieres!

Harry screams and forgets about eating anything and drives off.

Harry thought to himself he was going to be traumatized for life…..

I mean wouldn't you be a afraid if a hooker comes up to you looking like Star Jones

but 500 pounds heavier in a bikini?

After driving a while near unconscious,

he finds himself by a local park

and there he saw neighbor hood gangstas.

He new what he ha to do complete the mission given to him by

Trojan Man……

he… had… to……..