Happy Murdoc Day!

Noodle thinks that Murdoc is mean and angry all the time because he is really sad deep down. So she decides to devote her entire day to making him feel loved! Happy Murdoc Day! Slightly fluffy and mostly chaos :)

I don't know how well I will do with their accents but I'm going to try anyways. I do not own Gorillaz or any other Gorillaz related things in the fic.

Noodle walked out of her room and just barley dodged a flying guitar thrown by Murdoc at 2D, "Murdoc-san angry early this morning…" she said to Russel, who was fixing breakfast, "yeah…I gathered that when I was whacked with a vase this morning…" The big man grumbled. Noodle nibbled her toast and watched a miserable 2D slink into the kitchen, "Bloody 'ell…" the blue-haired boy muttered pulling a plate towards himself, "Mud's on th' bleedin' war path t'day…do ya really thinks its safe t' leave poor lil' Noodle 'ere with 'im?" The young girl choked on a bit of egg and stared up at the two men, "you leave me here with mad Murdoc! Where you going?"

"We gotta go out shoppin' and stuff…we didn't want Mud's alone an' we can't take you every where we're goin' so…" Russel trailed off as a disgruntle Murdoc entered the room. 2D shrank back but the snaggletoothed male just grabbed a plate and swaggered back to his room, "Why Murdoc-san so angry all the time?" Noodle asked staring at the doorway he had just gone through, "I dunno…" Russel said starting to clean up, "maybe it's how he deals with his demons or something…" Suddenly the little Japanese teen leapt up, "I know! Murdoc angry because Murdoc sad!" 2D and Russel looked at each other, "erm…come again, luv?" 2D said looking at her with his deep dark eyes. Noodle explained slower this time, "deep down Murdoc sad, see? But Murdoc not want us to know that so he acts mean! Today I make Murdoc happy! We spend all day together and Murdoc will not be sad and not angry any more!" With that she ran out the door and slammed to door to her room to make her secret 'Happy Murdoc Day' plans.

"There is no fucking way I'm spendin' th' whole day with the little-"

"You promised man…" Russel said pulling on his coat, "This is one of the few times I'm depending on." Murdoc opened his filthy mouth to say something, undoubtedly something nasty, but was silenced from a slightly insane look from the larger man, "you are gonna watch her and she is going to have fun and if she doesn't…" Murdoc grumbled and growled under his breath but knew the big drummer could pound him into pudding and, judging from the annoyed look in his blank white eyes, would do just that if Noodle weren't perfectly happy, "we'll be back at the end of the day…and Muds?" Murdoc glared at him with his bloodshot eyes, "I will find out if you weren't nice to her and I will hurt you…" with that he and 2D walked out the door and Murdoc stormed back to his room.

Noodle looked up at the clock then back at the door to Murdoc's room. She had been waiting outside his room for more than ninety minuets, clutching a scrap of paper she had written their whole day out on. She raised a small fist to knock on the door but paused. The truth was she had always been more than a little frightened by the big creepy man. But the purple haired youth took a deep breath and opened the door.

Murdoc was curled up on the edge of his bed, half way between being asleep, drunk, and awake. A very unsteady place to be. He raised a skeletal hand to run it through his greasy hair, when he thought he heard something. Murdoc slowly opened one bleary eye only to find Noodle about two inches from his face, "AAAUG! BLOODY, SODDING, SON OF A-" he screeched and fell out of his bed, "You wake up now Murdoc-san!" Noodle said happily, "It breakfast time!"

"I already had me soddin' breakfast…" Murdoc snarled into the carpet.

"I make you special breakfast" she said, "you…you not want Noodles special breakfast?"

The scary man stood up and was about to tell her to fuck off when he remembered what Russel said, "Grrrr…yes I want your 'special breakfast'…" The young girl grinned and grabbed his hand, "We spend whole day together, right Murdoc-san?" Murdoc groaned. This was going to be a looooong day…

Ok so this is my first attempt ata comedyso I hope you like it. If you could please not be too harsh? Please:)