This is gonna be very stupid,
but the idea popped up at supper last night... its a tomato eat
tomato world out there...
Disclaimer: I do not own
ToS.
Lloyd woke up from a goods night sleep.
"Good morning world."
He said aloud as he tried to stretch. Tried being the keyword.
"What
the-"
"Lloyd!" Kratos said as he hopped into his room, "What did you do this time!"
"Your a...a...a... a... TOMATOE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKEH!" Lloyd laughed hard, but stopped when he saw his reflection. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled as the camera went up and away from him (A/N: Like in movies when someone dies.).
"Yes. We are all tomatoes. Now what did you do?' Kratos stated as he hopped across the room to head butt his son.
"YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT WAS ME!"
"Read this note on the back of my head" Kratos turned around and the note said,
'Dear ToS cast, crew and my dear imaginary friend Bob,
You may have noticed that your tomatoes. Wanna know why that is? Well... its because Lloyd here called me a pixie! I AM NOT A PIXIE! THE PIXIES TALK TO ME! BUT I AM NOT ONE!
Sincerely,
The
person who turned you into tomatoes.
PS: My address is 123
evergreen Terrence (A/N: The Simpsons I'm sorry).'
"Dad? The note says what I did."
"Oh...so it did. Well! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A TOMATOE ANY LONGER! Lloyd, today you become a man."
"How?"
"We're going to get that pixie."
(In Evergreen Terrence)
"SOMEONE CALLED ME A PIXIE!"
I posted this on the BBS first, but I thought, hey, might as well let you people see this stupid thing. It's not fair that you guys don't get to suffer.
Go ahead and send flames. In fact… I want you to.