In their cozy beds, A. J, Kevin, Nick, Howie D, and B-Rok were all snuggled up. When all of the sudden, someone bounced on Kevin's bed, "Wakey, wakey Kevin" shouted the voice, "It's showtime."

As Kevin woke up, he saw an orange yeti like alien with a large green hat playing the banjo. When he started playing, "Backstreet's Back", the other Backstreet Boys started to wake up. "Morning Backstreet Boys!"

"Who are you?" asked B-Rok, "And how did you get into our beach house?"

"Don't worry" Wander replied, "Cristian gave me the code to your security system and I used my travelling bubbles to send you guys to Studio 25."

"What" exclaimed The Backstreet Boys as they got out of bed?

In the audience, they could see numerous aliens applauding for them. Behind them, they saw a sign for a comedy variety show.

Zix's Zuper Zhow

"Could this get any stranger?" asked Kevin"

"It gets must stranger, Kevin" answered a talking zebra as Keving jumped onto A. J.

"Hey, man" replied A. J, "I just got my nails done."

Kevin got off of A. J.

By a booth they could see three male reptilian aliens. One was pink, one was blue, and one was boy, "Hello Backstreet Boys" shouted the pink alien, "Welcome to Zix's Zuper Zhow"

"Brought to you by: Travoltron" interrupted the blue alien, "A Spaceman's Choice"

"And Tee's Trendy Dresses" said the purple aliens, "A Trend For All Aliens"

"I don't know about you Space-Lizards" A. J growled, "But this is kidnapping."

"No" corrected Cristian from behind, "This is substitute guest stars. Heraldian Band, Amirah and The McCartulips crash-landed on Planet Lethe thanks to a trespasser detector. But no worry; The Crystal Gems are going there to rescue the boho-hippie band. Out of all the bands covered by the NSA, you're the only option."

"Really" asked B-Rok, "We can't disappoint our Space Fans."

"Exactly" Cristian replied, "Remember what I said about your voices attracting aliens, this is what I meant. Now get changed into the costumes Tee set up for you."

Later, they were all dressed up in space-like apparel, which was very uncomfortable.

Over the past 45 minutes, they did sketches, which were parodies of Pleasant Beach, Wild Boogie Garden, Myla's Music Class and House-sitting Haywards.

And then, it was time for Tee's Treats, featuring guest taste testers Howie D and Kevin, "On Tee's Treats" announced Tee as he got out equipment with the Up With Cakes logos, , "We'll be making double fudge brownies."

"That's the equipment from Up With Cakes." recalled Howie D, "Mr. and Mrs. Kazuma aren't going to like this."

Quiet, fool" shouted Tee, "Anyway, these aren't just any double fudge brownies, their brownies from Herlbrown 44, made with Zorbalwag sauce and yamakoko sugar."

Not wanting to know what it taste like, Howie D and Kevin refused to bake the brownies. Zix was annoyed, because no one has ever turned away from Tee's Treats before. Before Tee got a chance to punch them, he was stopped by two kicks from Jessie, "I got beaten by a girl."

Faith, Ginger, Nadine, Jessie, Dorothy, Kehlani, and Selah were looked at the three alien guys and they were furious at them and at Cristian, "Alright, Cristian" growled Faith, "Private told us about what you did to The Boys."

In a bag, Faith opened it and pulled out Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private, "Hey, Cristian" Private gulped, "All I said was, "The Backstreet Boys are being on Zix's Zuper Zhow and this is their Galactic Cable Network debut."

"Private" cringed Skipper, "Remember to keep your mouth shut when it comes to secret kidnappings of The Backstreet Boys."

"Sorry" uttered Private.

"We were spending the night at their house to get ready for their MTV review" explained Nadine angrily, "I woke up to get a glass of water when I spotted the boys out of bed and nowhere to be seen."

"We figured they had to be here by force," growled Jessie.

Little did anyone one know is that while they were arguing, a hand covered Nick's mouth and he was abducted by another group of aliens.

After Howie D and Cristian broke up the argument, The Backstreet Boys sensed danger and The Griff Gals pins glew, meaning there's danger in the studio. As the others were thinking about where the trouble might be at Studio 25, Dorothy saw a green accessory by the exit, "Nick's Hat" she recalled, "Something must've happened to him"

Wanting to know what happened to Nick, they decided to explore the studio, hoping to find Nick.

On the set of the upcoming TV special, "Marriage Of The Maidens" where they document famous weddings in Orlando. A female guard was "Could you go away" growled the guard, "There's a wedding going on"

"Wedding" asked Selah, "Of who?"

"None of your business" shouted the guard as she closed the door.

On the other side of the door, the guard revealed to be Zaria, "No one is going to ruin my sister's wedding" she said to herself.

Annoyed, Rubyhane used her invisibility to spy on the wedding. The Penguins of Madagascar followed her, so she won't get hurt. As for the others, they decided to do the old fashion, "Air Dunce Passageway" trick.

On the set of Marriage Of The Maidens, Nick was surrounded by Zallegrean criminals and and other intergalactic criminals, "Look at this place" Private whispered, "It looks like something out of Princess Diana's wedding."

"Quiet, Private" Skipper replied quietly, "We need to know what happened to Nick"

"I think we already have that solved" Kowalski whispered as he pointed to Nick with guns behind his back.

"It's Nick" Private whispered, "He's going to get married to a BWS alien.

Around his neck, they saw that he didn't have The Amulet of Stealth on, for it was being held by a Zallegrean wedding photographer, "So, Zoff-Trupt" ordered Zator "Make sure those photos get the best shots of Nicholas and Zenza's wedding. This is going to be better than Zanell and Zaid's wedding."

"No problem, your highness," Zoff-Trupt replies as she adjusted the lens, "I'll make sure Nick Carter's wedding is better than that brat of yours and her traitorous husband."

Then out of nowhere, a grey god with blooming blue hair popped out of nowhere and came up to Nick, "The names, "Hades" lord of the dead," greeted the god, "Hi, how are you? I'll be officiating your wedding to Zenza."

"Nothing will make me marry Zenza" growled Nick as he tried to leave.

Before he could leave, Zallegrean guards pointed their guns at him, "Listen here, Nicky" he growled, "If you don't say, "I do", I'm afraid that Zator's men is going to turn you into dust, and don't get any ideas about stealing The Amulet of Stealth, when Zator gets the others, you and your Backstreet Buddies are finished."

As a zorgan player dreadfully played, "Here Comes The Bride" much to the annoyance of the others. Ginger unintentionally turned visible, but luckily she hid behind the wedding feast. Amazed by the wedding cake, Rico took it and hid it under the table.

From one end of the studio, Zenza barged in wearing a wedding dress while stepping on Zallegrean feet. Nick was nervous because he was about to marry an alien.

"Dearly beloved" Hades announced, "We are gathered here today to celebrate this Human Heartthrob and this Space Jester in marriage."

Ontop of the wedding, Dorothy was observing the wedding in rage. "Before we begin" Hades continued, "Is there anyone besides the groom who has a reason these two should not marry"

Quickly, Dorothy changed into Diamondnix, busted through the frozen air dunce opening and shouted, "I object"

"Dorothy" Nick exclaimed with a smile.

"That wedding crasher isn't here to stay" Zenza shouted, "She'll ruining my wedding day! Enough chit chat with an icy serenade. It's time to catch the bouquet."

As soon as Dorothy caught the bouquet, it became monstrous and wild, "This is not ordinary bouquet of Earth Petal Bloom" Zenza explained, "Their that will seek your doom."

"But you don't know one thing about Earth nature" replied Diamondnix as she freezes the flowers, "Cold air harms plants."

Using her dancing skills, she danced her way towards Zoff-Trupt, snatched The Amulet of Stealth and tossed it towards Nick.

Backstreet's Back Alright

From above, the rest of our heroes transformed and started fighting off the bounty hunters. After Cristian took down some bounty hunters through his Tai Kwon Do, Rico tossed the wedding cake at Hades, "Yuck" growled Hades, "I thought the cake was supposed to be dead rats and rabbit fur."

"I just changed it to buttercream and golden yellow" Rubyhane explained.

"I'm out of this place," Hades growled as he proofed away.

"I always cry at weddings," Travoltron admitted,

"Well you made me cry you reptile fiend" shouted Zenza as she, Zaria, Dr. Zora, and Zator came up to her, "Time to go out with a teleportation beam"

After Zator, Dr. Zora, Zenza, Zaria, and the rest of the bounty hunters left, Tee gave The Griff Gals a few dresses, "On the house, ladies" he said, "We measured your sizes through out Size Scanner while we were arguing.

When they left the set of Marriage of The Maidens, a purple and a blue devil were barging around with two wedding rings, "Sorry we're late" shouted the purple one, "We were arguing on the style of the wedding rings."

"Yeah" the blue one said nervously, "Because we couldn't make up our mind between on silver or gold. Plus we saw this cowboy in the lobby writing a country song"

"What cowboy" asked Griffin Girl.

"He was one of the backup dancers on Let's All Dance Until We're Sick" answered, "We've seen all the episode, when Hades isn't looking, he thinks that they're all a bunch of wimps."

They only know one backup dancer who is a cowboy, Ryker. After they changed back, they decided to meet him in the lobby, "And to let you know" Nick said, "The wedding is off, so you can do whatever you want with the rings."

"Pain and Panic, that's me" replied the blue one, "Heard that you have a wimpy security guard getting married, so you can give these to him."

"Good idea, lads" replied Dorothy as she took the wedding rings, "These make smashing wedding rings for him and his bride."

"Hades is going to be mad when he finds out we gave those wedding rings away" Panic worriedly said.

"You mean, "If he finds out"" replied Pain.

"If" Panic replied back, "If is good."

In the lobby, Ryker was practicing on his guitar while singing, "Ryker" shouted B-Rok, "What are you doing here, it's 1 o'clock in the morning and how did you get here."

"I drive a truck from his family ranch" explained Ryker, "Plus someone left the door open. Normally I practice in my barn, but with a baby calf being born and my brother and two uncles taking care of it, I decided to come here. I'm working on my new "My Coyote Voice" I heard Michael Jackson got stuck at the airport and Big G was making a fuss over it, so I decided to fill in. The only thing now is to perform this for someone."

"We have a few friends for a late night show who would love to see you perform." B-Rok explained as he turned to Howie D and winked at him.

Before they went on set of Zix's Zuper Zhow, Howie D casted an illusion on Ryker, making him believe that the aliens are cowfolk. As Ryker started to play, his musical talent amazed Selah and Kehlani.

I have been in the hills of the Tampa Bay fields

Seeing the silver canine shield

It's My Coyote Voice

bring it up with no other choice

And I see a Pecos Bill rejoice

Three days later, Ryker was singing the same song live on Let's All Dance Until We're Sick.

Backstage, everyone was congratulating Ryker. "Where did you get those fancy space dresses?" asked Ryker, "They look so real"

"The hosts of a comedy show" exaggerated the girls as they winked.

The End.