Disclaimer: I do not own any final fantasy characters, but I do own the chickens. -DORK- will be my spacer.
-DORK-
Okay, this probably isn't the best chapter, but it's just sort of an intro
"Hey Irvine." Squall caught up with his friend. "Have you done anything to Zidane? Laguna's looking for him."
"Why do you always blame me when the monkey disappears?" Irvine asked.
"'Cause it's usually your fault when he disappears."
"Oh, yeah, I forgot that." Irvine rolled his eyes, "Well, I did ask him a question …"
"Oh Hyne, what question?"
Irvine smiled. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"WHAT? That guy is a total idiot! He probably thought you were really asking that!"
"Uh …" Irvine's smile faded. "Um. Uh. Uh… Who are we talking about?"
-DORK-
"Why'd the chicken cross the road … Why'd the chicken cross the road …" Zidane paced back and forth. "Wait, what road." He looked out his window at the highway. "That road?"
"Hi Zin kun!" Zidane turned to see Eiko standing in the doorway.
"Wadda' you want?"
"To help you. What else?" Seeing Zidane's puzzled expression, Eiko asked, "What did Irvine tell you this time?"
"He told me to find out why the chicken crossed the road."
"Hmm …" Eiko began pacing as Zidane had been. "Aha."
"What? You know the answer?"
"No, you think I'd find out why the chicken crossed the road in just a few seconds? Jeeze. Anyway, I know what to do though, but we are gonna' need uniforms!"
"Eh? How's that?" Zidane cleaned out his ear. "I must've heard you wrong, did you say that we are gonna' need—"
"Uniforms." Eiko smiled and dragged a still confused Zidane out of the room.
-DORK-
"Why?" Squall moaned, "Why Irvine why?"
"'Cause it was getting' annoying." Irvine spat.
"What was?"
Irvine got up and started imitating Zidane's voice. "Hi Irvine! Hi Irvine! How you doin' Irvine? Why're you here so early? Hi hi! How's your day been? What are—"
"Okay!" Squall screamed, "ENOUGH! YOU MADE YOUR POINT!"
"Ha." Irvine smiled. "Feel my pain."
-DORK-
"Oh, come on Zin kun! Try it on!" Eiko shoved the white lab coat in Zidane's face again.
"No…"
"Why not?" Eiko's face dropped.
Zidane smiled "Because, I like pink!"
Eiko said, "No problem!" She ran out of the room.
"What was that?" Zidane watched as Eiko came back in with a wet hot pink suit.
"See?" She said, "I dyed it!"
"You killed it?"
"No, I dyed it."
"Is that blood then?"
"No, it's dye."
"Oh … uh … cool!"
And a few minutes later they were in their hot pink and white suits.
"Now what?" Eiko asked after a few minutes of standing there for no reason.
"Um …" Zidane pulled out a clipboard. "Now we interview chickens."