Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, the truck, and the chickens. The chickens own the bugs. -DORK- will be my spacer

-DORK-

"I-is that Zidane?" Selphie asked.

"Huh? And Eiko?" Quistis looked out the window, "Is that a chicken?"

"Uh… Quisty? Selphie?" Rinoa came into the room holding her head. "I could've sworn I saw Zidane talking to a chicken, tell me it isn't tru—"

"It's true." The two other girls said in unison.

"Uh, excuse me, I need to go lie down…" Rinoa said, and left the room.

"Irvine's doing this, huh?"

"Yes." Quistis nodded.

-DORK-

"No, see, I don't really care that you like bugs." Zidane told the chicken, "Please try to pay attention."

The chicken looked up, "Cluck?"

"Wow." Eiko said, "It replied, now, quick! Ask it the first question!"

"Right," Zidane cleared his throat, "Why would you cross the road."

"Cluck?" The chicken went back to eating bugs.

"Aw man." Zidane sighed.

"Lemme' handle this." Eiko stood in front of the chicken. Then screamed. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO CROSS THE FRIGGIN' ROAD?"

The chicken fell over, it had died of a heart attack.

"Oh," Zidane smiled, then frowned, "Good job Einstein, you killed the only chicken for miles!"

"Well, did you have any other ideas?"

The two sat in silence for awhile, then Zidane said, "Well, we need a new chicken, huh?"

"Yeah … but who would know where to get one?"

"Squall! Wake up!" Eiko screamed in the sleeping Squall's ear.

"Aw, wadda' you want?" He rubbed his eyes, trying to wake up. "E-Eiko!" He said, looking at the clock. "It's two in the morning!"

"So? We need a chicken."

"Why don't you go to the farm and get one? No get outta' my dorm and let me sleep!" Squall said, tucking his head under his pillow.

"Okay dokay!"

"A farm?" Zidane asked. "How the Hell are we gonna' get to a farm?"

And, of course, a truck labeled, "Farmer's Delivery" chose to drive right in front of the Genome at that time.

"WAIT! WE NEED A LIFT!" Zidane ran after the truck, Eiko followed behind. And to make a long story short, they had chased the truck until it stopped in Winhill.

"See any chickens?" Eiko asked, with lots of energy left.

"N-no…" Zidane, out of breath and energy, sank to his knees.

"Hmm…" Eiko looked around the surrounding area, till she spotted a white hen. "There! Chicken!" She tore after the chicken yelling, "Here chicky chicky chicky! Here chicky chicky chicky! COME HERE YOU IDGIT!"

"Yeah, you have energy," Zidane's face landed in the dirt, "You go get it."

Eiko soon returned with the chicken. "Okay, now ask it the mighty question of the day."

"Right," Zidane turned to the chicken. "Why would you cross the road?"

"Cluck?" The chicken tilted it's head.

"It doesn't understand you." Zidane turned to see…

Raine Loire?