I'm walking down the halls toward McGonagall's office for detention in a bad mood. First let me summarize why I'm in such a glorious mood (kindly note the sarcasm). First I woke up late which means that I didn't get breakfast. Then I took a shower and for some reason there was no hot water (I blame Peeves) I had also for some odd reason forgotten my towel so I had to pull on my clothes and rush soaking wet to my trunk to get a towel and a new pair of clothes. When I went to do my hair I remembered I was out of magical hair gel and without that stuff my hair's worse than Potter's. So I ended up spending over an hour trying out various spells to make my hair nice, none of them worked, making me late to McGonagall's and earning myself a detention. The fact that the Mudblood was telling the Weasel all about the advantages of being a Virgo didn't help my mood either.
So back to the current situation I'm walking to detention and there's Potter, for some reason looking sexier than usual, blocking my way. I of course glare at him then say, "Potter move I'm already late for detention." He gets closer to me and looks me in the eye and says "Did you know you look extremely sexy with your hair messed up" Merlin this must be a dream, I must of fell asleep is one of my classes and dreaming about Harry, err I mean Potter. Potter got a bit closer. Don't wake up, don't wake up, Oh please don't make me wake up. He leaned in like he was going to kiss me and out of the corner of my eye I saw Granger. She gasped and practically screamed "Harry". Hmmm maybe it's not a dream. There's a loud thump, HAHA she fainted, what? I can't help it that I find her fainting funny. Harry leaned in and kissed me then murmured against my lips something that sounded like 'stupid Virgos'.
