Venom Claws is Coming to Town

by RisingSolstice

There are two reasons why Eddie tries to stay clear from gourmet chocolates, especially those laced with booze. One: They're too dang expensive. And two: Venom. But it's Christmas. (You can already guess the parodied song.)

Hello to this side of fandom. Happy seasons greeting! It has been another year and I hope you are healthy and safe.

Guess what I've been into lately. Anyway, hope you'll enjoy this little skit.

Disclaimers: Venom and the Spider-man franchise belongs to Stan Lee, bless his soul, and Marvel.

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~~ Ooohhh… You better watch out

It's okay to cry

You better now run; I'm telling you why

Venom Claws is coming to town

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We'll eat you if you are stealing

We'll pound you if you make us mad

We're still figuring-out who's bad or good

So be good, for your own dang sake

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Ooohhh… You better watch out

It's okay to cry

You better now run; I'm telling you why

Venom Claws is coming to town!~~

There are two reasons why Eddie tries to stay clear from gourmet chocolates, especially those laced with booze. One: They're too dang expensive. And two: Venom. But it's Christmas, let the big oaf with teeth indulge himself. Besides, they probably deserve it when Venom barely held itself from biting those punks head off. He could do without the collateral damage though.

Oh well… Merry Christmas. "And I won't be happy on New Year!" Right… fireworks.

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