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Dedication: This fic is for Dead Uchiha, and BlackMageRose13.

Summary: A piece of crack fiction, which sequels From the Floppy Called Subversive, and prequels An End To The Subversive Floppy's. Includes, implied shonen-ai, and several staples of bad fiction. This is a parody, and as such it makes fun of fandom quirks, like Mary-Sue's.

A/N: I know this has taken a while, and it isn't long, or all that great... however, there is still the epilogue and the Bonus feature to come.

Chapter Seven: In Which Star-Trek is featured!

It had seemed, for quite a while now actually, that the Naruto-verse was safe from Smurf and her escaped Mary-Sue. However, nothing lasts forever (Why is it that those old sayings- no matter how annoying- always seem to ring true?), and the author's wayward imagination was once more set loose upon the fandom.

Mary-Sue smirked a smirk so smirky that it put all of her previous smirks to shame (she has a habit of smirking progressively smirkier smirks, doesn't she?), and began to put her latest plan into action. She hadn't been idol while Smurf had been angsting over writers block. No, far from it; while the author had been consuming mass quantities of Oreo cookies, downing whole pots of coffee, playing video games, watching star-trek reruns, and reading enough manga's to make even the most obsessed fan's eyes hurt, she had been scheming. Scheming was, after all, a part of the Evil Mary-Sue job description.

Now that this installment has become thoroughly confusing, lets get to the actual plot- if you can even call it that.

Mary-Sue had come upon her latest victim as he was settling down to watch the star-trek on the space station.

Why star-trek you ask? Because the author likes the original episodes (complete with pause acting, and blue eye-shadow), so it only made sense that it popped up in this fic as it had several times in From the Floppy Called Subversive. Besides, watching Star-Trek is a good way to wind down after a long day of assassinations, kidnappings, thieving, and doing other nefarious deeds.

Itachi was watching the opening credits when Mary-Sue appeared carrying a bowl of popcorn. The obviously non-cannon character sat down and proceeded to share her popcorn with the S-ranked criminal who was better known as Sasuke's big brother.

Itachi looked her over carefully. He didn't want to wind up the victim of a random Mary-Sue attack. Those seemed to be happening at an alarming rate over the past few months… although; things had quieted down for a couple of weeks…

Mary-Sue caught on to Itachi's unease immediately, smart girl that she was she thought up a comforting lie, and like the Grinch she thought it up quick.

"You don't have to worry, Itachi-sama, I'm not a Mary-Sue," it would be wise for those of you reading this to note that Mary-Sue has her fingers crossed while she's saying this.

Itachi, who was still unconvinced, raised his perfect eyebrow, while he popped a piece of perfectly popped popcorn into his perfect mouth. Because as we all know, Itachi- at least in the minds of all his hundreds upon hundreds of fan girl's-, is perfect, and as such deserves only the very best.

Realizing that if she didn't convince her intended victim- erm love interest! She meant to say love interest- that she wasn't a Mary-Sue, that she would no doubt loose him, and sully her reputation as a top agent of the E.M.S.S. (Again!) she continued on with her lie, choosing to use on that had worked for her in the past… sort of.

"No! Really, I'm not! I'm Uchiha Mary-Sue, and-"

Upon hearing this Itachi did what any self-respecting S-ranked criminal, who had decimated his entire clan (with the exception of his little brother), and had a whole heap of really cool fire based jutsu's at his command would do; he barbequed her evil ass.

And then Mary-Sue was no more…

Or was she?

Here ends this chapter... flame if you must.

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