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Summary: A piece of crack fiction, which sequels From the Floppy Called Subversive, and prequels An End To The Subversive Floppy's. Includes several staples of bad fiction. This is a parody, and as such it makes fun of fandom quirks, like Mary-Sue's.
An Epilogue In Keeping With The Last One I Wrote
Dead Uchiha glared at her computer screen, and grumbled threats whilst her dead relatives, attempted to calm her down.
"C'mon, you can't be that mad," Obito patted his slightly insane relatives on the back.
"She said that there were going to be three Mary-Sue stories. THREE! Not two; three!" the dead girl wailed. "But she killed off Mary-Sue, and now there won't be anymore stupidity! I don't want to live anymore!"
Shisui rolled his eyes, "You're dead, dumb ass; you already aren't living!" he then mumbled something that could have been anything from "Mary-Sue is coming to play" to "I want stew for dinner today" before heading off to play video games (He would have headed to his closet, however it was in need of a good cleaning).
Obito offered the dead girl a grin, "I'm sure Mary-Sue will be back somehow. After all, she is a Mary-Sue. They're harder to kill than cockroaches!"
The girl sniffled, and looked up at the one-eyed Uchiha, "Do you really think so?"
Before Obito could answer a chat window popped up on Dead Uchiha's screen. It read:
Smurf-chan says: Sheeee's Baaaaaaack!
Fin!