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Summary: A piece of crack fiction, which sequels From the Floppy Called Subversive, and prequels An End To The Subversive Floppy's. Includes several staples of bad fiction. This is a parody, and as such it makes fun of fandom quirks, like Mary-Sue's.
An Authors Note That Isn't… Just Like The Last One!
Smurf stood once again at her little podium, and looked out at the various readers, reviewers, characters, etc. that had chosen to attend her little post fic wrap up.
"Hello, I would like to welcome you all to my second Author's Note that isn't," she paused for a moment and frowned. "Orochimaru- you creepy old man- stop molesting Kabuto's glasses! That's my job!" Realizing that she had said that last bit out loud she gave a nervous sort of laugh before clearing her throat to continue. "Erm- as I was saying… I would like to thank all of you who read this, especially those who reviewed. At the same time I would like to apologize for the fact that this installment was nowhere near as good as From the Floppy Called Subversive. Don't worry though; the third part of this trilogy will make up for it… I hope."
This time there was a long pause. There was something else she was supposed to say… she just couldn't remember what it was at the moment. Thankfully though, she didn't have to.
"We'd also like to ask you to continue on to the Bonus Feature, which should be up sometime tomorrow." Said Sakura, before hopping down off the stage to join the other guests.
"Uh, right! What she said!" Smurf smiled cheerfully, waved, and then jumped off of the stage in order to protect Kabuto's precious glasses from Orochimaru.
Thusly the second party celebrating the end of a serialhugger Mary-Sue fic began.