It was early in the morning and Rita and Lynn Sr were still driving across Royal Woods, in search of their son. Lynn was obviously feeling tired after having been staying up all day, but Rita was determined to hunt her own son down like a dog. And as they drove, come out of the bushes was Lori, wearing a tree hat and looking at them through binoculars. Then she pulls out a walkie-talkie...

Lori:"Subject spotted. Heading downtown."

Then coming out of the bushes next to her was Leni, who also had a tree hat and walkie-talkie.

Leni:"Copy that, Lori."

Next was Luna...

Luna:"Why are even using walkie-talkies if we're all right next to each other?"

Then Luan...

Luan:"It was Lincoln's idea. He'd thought it be fun."

Leni:"Well anyway, how are we gonna catch up to them?"

Lori:"Don't worry, Leni. We have a ride."

And as they head out of the bush they were hiding in, they move into another. Coming out of it was a dark purple cadillac which the goals road to tail Vanzilla as they spotted them and stealthily followed. It was until they reached a random dollar store, did the girls hold their breath in the hopes of not getting caught. Thankfully, they weren't seen as they saw their parents, and Lily being held by Rita, about to head into the store.

Lynn Sr:"Honey, I think it's about time we head back. It's way too late for Lincoln or any of the girls to be out here."

Rita:"No way! I know my kids and they could be anywhere just to avoid getting into trouble!"

Lynn Sr:"That's overstepping it. Look, we're both dead tired, Vanzilla is almost out fuel and the kids have got to be home by now!"

Rita:"Just a few more stops and then we'll call it quits."

Lynn Sr:"But we've already checked all of Royal Woods!"

Rita:"Well, we're checking again!"

Lynn Sr:"Grr!"

And then, they walk in while the girls could hear everything from where they were.

Luna:"Wow. Mom's lost it."

Lori:"Big time."

Leni:"Do you think she knows about the letter?"

Lori:"(facepalms) They both know about the letter, Lenk. It's the whole reasons why we're here!"

Leni:"Oh."


Meanwhile, Lincoln had woken up a while back and was sitting on his bed, eating some eggs and toast he cooked himself. He wasn't too happy, fearing of when his parents will find him. But he snapped out of it, hearing tapping coming from the window. He turned to see a familiar figure outside.

Lincoln:"Ashe?!"

Ashe:"Heeey."

He quickly opens the window and Ashe embraces her cousin. Lincoln was very happy to see her again, but this was not how he expected it to happen.

Lincoln:"What are you doing here?!"

Ashe:"It's been a long night, kiddo. Are your parents home?"

Lincoln:"No."

Ashe:"Come I come in then? I haven't had breakfast."

Lincoln:"Well, I made some extra if you want."

Ashe:"That'd be great, cuz..."

But as she tried to climb through the window, she feels her potbelly cut stuck as she starts to feel herself dangling.

Lincoln:"You okay?"

Ashe:"I'm fine! It's just, uh...okay, I'm stuck. My belly can't fit through the window. A little help?"

Lincoln:"Heh. Yeah, sure."

They take hold of each other's hands as Lincoln's starts to pull her inside. Ashe's legs were kicking as she tried to wiggle through and as Lincoln tried to pull her in.

Lincoln:"So...how was the hotel?"

Ashe:"Eh...Could've been better."

After a little pulling, Ashe managed to pop out through the window and...land on top of Lincoln. She rolls of her flattened cousin, who sits up and shakes his head after that.

Ashe:"Anyway...me and my friends just got jumped by Reginald and his goons."

Lincoln:"Say what now?"

Ashe:"I think it's about time I fill you in on everything. But just know that this guy is bad news. He's been after me for years...and he might just come for you."

"That wasn't suspenseful at all', Lincoln thought as he let that sink in for a moment, seeing the mixed expression of seriousness and drama on Ashe's face.

Ashe:"But there's nothing to worry about."

Lincoln:"Really?"

Ashe:"Yeah, cuz right now, my friends are busy leading him astray. So everything's under control."


Speaking of whom, Ashe's friends found themselves at the of an alley, where it looked as if they lost Reginald. After running all morning, they were taking a break.

Diane:"Maybe now, we'll be able to catch out breaths."

Reginald's headlights nearly blinding them proved her wrong as he caught their attention. Well, everyone except Francine, who Diane slapped her in the back of head. She held the back of her head and her mouth shaped, looking at Diane with an angry look. Diane points to Reginald, revving the engine of his car, looking like he was about to run them down.

Reginald:"I've spotted three acquaintances of the main target. One black haired, bottom heavy Latino girl, one with tight clothing and ponytail, and one hippy with blonde wavy hair."

Francine:"Did he just call me a hippie?!"

Diane:"Who cares?! Just run for it!"

Zella:"No! Stick to the plan!"

Diane:"And how are we gonna do that?!"

Out of nowhere, Zella pulls out a Colt 1911 and fires at Reginald's windshield. However, the bullets merely bounced off the glass as they discovered the windshield was bulletproof. The girls each had an "Oh crud" expression as Reginald had put his car in gear.

Zella:"...Run."

They head down the alley with Reginald racing after them. His car was barely able to fit though, as it scratches the walls, making Sparks fly as the girls were unexpectedly leading him to the docks.

Diane:"Oh, that is just unfair!"

Francine:"Why can't we have a car like that?!"

Zella:"Keep going! The docks are just up ahead!"

They managed to reach the other end alley, and the saw the body of water just up ahead.

Diane:"Huh. I didn't even know Royal Woods was next to an ocean."

Zella:"Well, it has a beach."

Francine:"Nevermind that! Stick to the plan! Here he comes!"

Reginald made it out of the alley and was punching it to top speed. The girls awaited the moment before ducking out of the way, making Reginald realized that he's been tricked before slamming on the breaks. He slammed onto them a little hard as they broke up and he even made a hole in his car. By then, it was too late as his car ended up driving off the dock and into the ocean.

The girls watched as his car sunk, not seeing anyone come out.

Diane:"...I guess that takes care of that then."

Francine:"Yeah. Kinda reminded me of a horror movie I watched as kid."

Zella:"For now, let's just head back to Ashe. (Pulls out phone) And call her to say we're alright."

Francine:"Good idea."

Heading back the way they came, the girls failed to notice Reginald climbing back up the dock, soaking wet and not happy. He pulls out the radio he had, which was surprisingly in one piece.

Reginald:"Yeah, it's me. Listen, I...require another vehicle."


Back to Ashe and Lincoln, they were still eating breakfast with Ashe having herself a bowl of oatmeal as she explained just who Reginald was.

Ashe:"He's a bounty hunter who's been on my tail for months. I've run into a number of them back in the day, but this guy is persistent."

Lincoln:"Why is he after you?"

Ashe:"Lincoln, I am wanted in about half the country. That about says it all."

Lincoln:"What could you have possibly done to have made that happen?!"

Ashe:"...It's a long story."

But before she could get to that, they heard the doorbell and head down to see who it was. Upon opening the door, they saw that it was Ashe's friends, albeit looking exhausted but happy to see them again.

Ashe's friends:"Heeeeey."

Diane:"Nice house, Lincoln!"

Francine:"We're so glad to see you again."

Zella:"How you been, little guy?"

And then, they all surround him and trap him in a tight bone crushing hug. And that's literally..."

Lincoln:"Girls...can't breathe."

Ashe:"Watch it, you three. That's my cousin."

And they quickly put him down, giving a chance to breathe."

Diane:"Sorry. We're just glad to see him again."

Zella:"Guys, remember why we're here."

Francine:"Oh, yeah. You will not believe the morning we've had."

Diane:"We manage to loose Reginald by getting him to drive off the docks."

Lincoln:"Royal Woods has a dock?"

Zella:"Apparently."

Francine:"And we came here right after to make sure that you were safe, Lincoln."

Diane:"Considering we...have no idea where the rest of Reginald's minions are."

Lincoln and Ashe:"What?!"

Ashe:"You didn't think to have split up and take care of all of them on your own?!"

Diane:"Heavens, no! That would've been too hard."

Lincoln:"Well, the managed to drive Reginald into a lake. With the head of the beast sperated, we should be fine, fine right?!"

Ashe:"I wouldn't bet on it, Lincoln. Reggie'd known for escaping worse than that."

Zella:"We were just worried that his goons could've gotten to Lincoln first."

Ashe:"Okay... I'll go keep on Reginald's minions. You guys stay here and take care of Lincoln."

Francine:"Sure, no problem."

Zella:"We'll keep him safe."

Diane:"You can count on us!"

Ashe:"...Mhm."

She didn't completely trust them, knowing they've done some crazy antics before. Lincoln was a bit nervous being left alone with three older women, but at least he could trust them...he hoped.

Ashe:"I gotta go. Try not to kill him."

Lincoln:"Wut."

Zella:"We'll see."

And with that, Ashe left, slamming the door behind her.

Diane:"Alright! We're gonna have so much fun together! Whoo!"

Doing a little hip swinging dance, Diane accidentally knocks her hips into Lincoln's face, sending him flying off the ground, and onto the living room coffee table, breaking it in half.

Lincoln:"Ugh..."

Diane:"Oops...sorry Lincoln."

Lincoln:"Just be glad my sisters weren't here to see it."

Francine:"(turns to Diane) How come you never apologized for slapping in the back of the head?"

Diane:"Cuz I never had to."

Lincoln:"This hangout is gonna be harder than I thought."

Right after, they head up to Lori and Leni's room.

Lincoln:"Lori and Leni's clothes should fit you, so there shouldn't be a problem."

Diane:"I wouldn't bet on it, with these hips."

Zella:"I'm just glad to get out of this shirt.

Francine:"Speaking of which, what about our other clothes?"

Lincoln:"I'm gonna have the washed. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

Diane:"You better. We left all our other clothes back at the hotel."

Lincoln:"Just be glad Lori and Leni have the best wardrobe in the house. Heck, they dress better than our parents."

Diane:"Well, whatever they have, we can pull off better."

Francine:"I wouldn't go there."

Lincoln:"Welp, you guys start clothes testing. I'll go put your clothes in the washer."

And with that, they were left alone in Lori's room. Looking through the closet, they started to find something clothes that would look good on them, but for Diane, nothing that would really fit around her lower half. She tried on some light blue shorts, and they clung to her butt so tightly, it looked like a peach.

Diane:"(straining) Not bad. If it wasn't cutting off circulation, it would be perfect."

Francine:"Is your butt really THAT big?"

Diane:"Yeah, and you know that. I get it already. I'll try on something else."

As she did so, Zella had put on a purple shit with a shooting star at the front, and it fit loosely on her.

Zella:"I'm just happy to finally get out of that shirt. Finally some relief."

Francine:"I don't know about you guys, but I'm loving Leni's choice of color."

Francine know had on a real tank top and a light blue jean jacket to go along with it. And for some reason, she also found khakis to go along with it.

Francine:"These pants are twice my size. I think their her mother's pants."

Diane:"At least they fit you!"

Trying on some other pants, Diane was struggling to put on a pair of light blue jeans as she could barely get them over her but.

Diane:"This is ridiculous! Zella, get over here and help me these darn things on!"

Zella:"Ugh."

While both girls were now trying to Diane into those jeans, Francine sat back and enjoyed the show as Zella practically lifted Diane off the ground until the both of them fell down. After 10 minutes, the pants were on, but they were literally looking tight.

Zella:"There. Now maybe, I can get some pants on."

Looking through Lori's drawer, Zella found some cargo shorts and fitted like a charm around her waist.

Zella:"Functional."

Diane:"I couldn't find a shirt. So, I'm going with this."

Putting up a zipper, Diane was now wearing a pink track jacket with grey stripes going down the arms and on the shoulders, and a red heart on the left side of the chest.

Diane:"Alright, what's next?"

Girls:"Hmm...shoes."

Francine got herself a pair of red leather slip-ons, Zella got on some black biker boots with chains and starts on both sides and Diane got red stilettos, though she wasn't crazy about them. It was then that they heard a knock at the door.

Lincoln:"Girls? Is it cool if I come in?"

Zella:"You're good, Linc."

He opens the door to see the three in their new clothes. Examining them from up to down, Lincoln nods in approval.

Lincoln:"Hopefully, my sisters won't mind."

Diane:"I would hope not. We make this look good."

Zella:"This shirt isn't really my color, but it's way better than my other one."

Francine:"Same with these shoes. Slip-ons are not really my thing, but they will do."

Zella:"You're one to talk. I got biker boots on, for crying out loud."

Francine:"Fair point."

Lincoln:"Anyway, your other clothes are in the dryer. They should be done soon enough."

Zella:"Good to hear it. And both with delicate setting. I want that shirt of mine to stretch."

Lincoln:"Okay then."

When Lincoln leaves, Diane closes the door for privacy and feels how tight her butt is in the jeans she's wearing.

Diane:"It was a tough time getting these to contain my butt."

Zella:"Girl, you gotta take exercise more seriously."

Diane:"Oh, shut it."

Francine:"(sighs) I wonder how Ashe is doing."


Ashe isn't doing so great right now, as she's running down the street, being chased by Reginald's minions, Vince, Kasey and Hal, each of which armed with pistols and are currently shooting at her. Ashe still had her Tantō, but that didn't mean she wasn't putting to good use as she was able to block incoming bullets with it ... somehow. That didn't stop her from running, as she soon duct into a alleyway, hiding from the goons.

Ashe:"Maybe this was a bad idea."

She peeks to see them right there, immediately going back to hiding soon after.

Hal:"Where'd she go?"

Kasey:"She couldn't have gotten far."

Vince:"Search everywhere."

Ashe held her breath as sweat down the side of her head. Luckily, none of them saw her as she saw Kasey doing a 180 degree turn, and all that hair of hers got whipped in her face.

Kasey:"(combs her hair out of the way) I really gotta get a haircut."

Hal:"No kidding, you've had it growing since the first grade."

Vince:"Should've let me style it before we came."

Kasey:"Shut it."

Ashe was spying on them, when a rat ran across her foot and she yelped in fear the moment she saw it. This unfortunately caused the goons to look at where the Yelp came from, causing Ashe to swear under her breath.

Ashe:"Damn it."

Hal:"Over there!"

She headed deeper into the alley, hoping to shake these guys off, but to no success as she soon finds herself at a dead end. She punches the brick wall before turning back to see the three minions pointing their guns at her.

Vince:"Got you!"

Kasey:"No...are you gonna come nicely, are we gonna have to shoot you first and drag you?"

Ashe:"That depends...when was the last time you reloaded?"

Hal:"What?"

Ashe:"I can count bullets you know, even ones flying by me. And you guys are out."

They didn't buy it so suddenly as they tried to fire, only for their guns to make nothing but clicking sounds that confirms they're out of ammo. Ashe smirked, knowing that she was right, but it didn't last the moment Hal dropped the gun and reached into his coat.

Hal:"Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way."

He then pulled out a survival knife that had a black blade and wooden handle with a golden guard. Kasey pulled out a same-looking knife while Vince pulled a tactical knife that had a silver blade with a jade green rubber grip. This forced Ashe to un-sheath her Tantō and get into a defensive stance.

And with that, they got into a knife fight, but it hardly seemed fair, being one on three as Ashe was forced to block every attack their were making. Every stab, slash or jab was deflected as sparks flew at each block. But Ashe knees she couldn't keep it up as they circled around her and it was then they finally got her. Kasey grabbed her from behind and threw her to the floor, and this allowed Hal to get on top and stab her shoulder.

Ashe groaned in pain as she Hal left the knife in there. He got up thinking she was finished, but then felt Ashe kick him in the shin as she got back up herself. The three retook their positions as Hal brings out another knife and they were shocked to see Ashe painfully pull the knife out from her shoulder...

Ashe:"Ugh...Big mistake."

Going full rage mode, Ashe grabbed Hal by the wrist just as he was about to make another stab attack. She gets him in arm-lock, then gives him a front snap kick and flips him to the ground. Turning her attention over to Vince, who was about to attack herself, she sweep kicks her, knocking her to the ground then stabs her in the shoulder with her Tantō, and then does a classic, giving her a people's elbow right she stabbed her, making the blade go deeper as Vince screamed in pain.

Ashe almost wasn't ready for Kasey, who slashed so close to her face, her blade was three centimeters away from taking out one of Ashe's eye. Moving back, Ashe tosses her Tantō in the air before doing a roundhouse kick and sending the short sword flying into Kasey's shoulder. Quickly pulling it out, Ashe could see Reginald's goons weren't finished yet as she starts to get heated up from all this fighting.

Moving fast, Ashe slashed Vince, then Kasey, sending both girls to the ground, before throwing the Tantō up in the air from behind her back and sending another roundhouse kick, this time, into Hal's shoulder. He gripped the blade in pain as Ashe walked up to him.

Ashe:"You messed with the wrong girl."

Then, she ripped it out and lets Hal fall to the ground as now, the three of them groaned in pain while Ashe walked away. With the adrenaline gone, Ashe gripped her shoulder, to feel that it was stained in blood and was hurting badly.

Ashe:"How am I gonna explain this to the others?"


Back at the house, Lincoln and the girls were at the living room, watching TV, bored and waiting for Ashe to come home. The girls had changed back into the regular clothes, which Lincoln had washed perfectly, but they still decided to hold onto the clothes they picked for themselves.

Lincoln:"You're clothes came out great. I cleaned them up just right."

Francine:"We've been needing a new set for a while. This will do for now."

Lincoln:"Just hope my sisters aren't gonna miss them."

Zella:"Come on. They'll understand."

Lincoln:"Have you met them?"

Diane:"A few times, but I see where you're going with this."

Lincoln:"Hmm...well, since we're waiting, why not break the ice a little and get to know one another better?"

Francine:"Okay. What would you like to know?"

Lincoln:"Like...how long have you known Ashe?"

Diane:"For a few years now."

Zella:"We all met up in different places and promised each other to go along with one another."

Francine:"Kinda like family."

Lincoln:"Really? Well, where are you all from?"

Diane:"Well, I'm from Wisconsin, and-"

Zella:"Hold up. Who said you get to go first?"

Diane:"No one! I was just answering his question!"

After a minute of calming them down, Lincoln had found out that Diane was from Wisconsin, Zella was California and Francine was from Ohio. And ever since they met Ashe, they've been traveling the country together for as long as they could remember. At first, they were unaware that Ashe was on the run at the time, but they still had plenty of fun. Lincoln was amazed the many places they've been through. San Francisco, LA, Vegas, Hawaii, even Acapulco...

Lincoln:"Getting to those places had to have been expensive!"

Diane:"Oh, it was!"

Zella:"Luckily, Ashe always had money handy somewhere. We...never really knew where she got it from.

That was something Lincoln had to ask his cousin about later as Zella had then told him about the time they took a trip to New York, and how they ended up getting involved with criminals.

Zella:"And then Ashe went psycho on them while we watched."

Lincoln:"And you didn't think to help?"

Francine:"If you were there, you could see for yourself that she didn't need any help."

Zella:"Yeah, you cousin is awesome."

Diane:"She's a force of nature."

Lincoln:"She is, isn't she? I... wouldn't really know that."

Speaking Ashe, she suddenly comes bursting through the door before collapsing the ground. The four saw that she was clinching onto her bloody shoulder, and it almost made them puke just looking at it.

Zella:"Oh God! She's been stabbed!"

Lincoln:"I-I'll go get the first aid kit!"

Francine:"Set her down on the coach! Come on!"

The carried the injured and put her in the coach while Lincoln came rushing back with a first aid kit in his hands.

Lincoln:"Here! Let me have a look at her!"

Taking out a wipe, the boy managed to get Ashe's coat off of her and began to clean the blood from Ashe's shoulder while she winced in pain.

Lincoln:"Good gosh, Ashe! What happened?!"

Ashe:"...Made a mistake...got chased...then stabbed...but kicked butt and looked good doing-OW!"

Lincoln:"Sorry! Just hold still."

Diane:"Reginald's goons, again?"

Ashe:"Yeah...but you should see the cuts I gave them. (chuckles)"

Lincoln:"God, Ashe. You shouldn't be putting yourself in trouble like this. You're lucky to have made it out of there in one piece!"

Ashe:"When you'd become my dad, Lincoln?"

After he finished cleaning the wound, he then proceed to wrap it up in bandages.

Lincoln:"I'm just so glad you're okay...(finishes up) This'll do for now."

She looked at how he patched her up and was impressed.

Ashe:"Dang. You're pretty good at this."

Lincoln:"Takes lots of practice."

Ashe:"Heh. I won't ask."

Lincoln:"Plus... I'm just trying to take care of my long lost cousin."

Ashe:"(smirks) Come here."

And with that, the two embrace each other in a hug. For Ashe, her shoulder still hurts like bullets, but she bit back the pain as she enjoyed the hug.

Ashe:"(in her head) Totally worth it."

Zella:"Well, since we're all here, how about we celebrate Ashe being okay?"

Lincoln:"That sounds like a good idea!"

Ashe:"Yeah!"

Francine:"Any ideas?"

Lincoln:"Well, to tone down the stress, how about I paint you girl's toenails?"

Diane:"Wow! You know to do that?"

Lincoln:"Yeah, well...I love with two other sisters who took it upon themselves to teach me a thing or two about accessorizing."

Ashe:"Sound good to me."

Diane:"Me too!"

Zella:"Same."

Francine:"Let's do it."

Pretty soon, they were in Lori's room again, where they sitting on the eldest sister's bed while Lincoln was doing their toenails. He had already done Ashe and Diane, give Ashe blue and Diane pink nails, and now he was busy doing Zella, giving her red. But she kept moving and her friends could see she was trying not to laugh by how ticklish it felt.

Lincoln:"Hold still!"

Zella:"(blushes) I'm trying! I have sensitive soles!"

Francine:"Heh. And that true."

Zella:"So, Linc. We noticed that when we came in, the computer was smashed. What happened?"

Lincoln:"Oh. I did that. See, I had gotten a email from my teacher, saying that I was suspended from school for 2 weeks..."

Ashe:"Two weeks? What did you do?!"

Lincoln:"Nothing! A punk kid set me up! Anyway...out of anger, I...smashed the computer screen."

Diane:"Dang. That sucks."

Lincoln:"What sucks more is that...my parents found out...and I'm afraid of how they're gonna confront me when it's time for me to come clean."

Ashe:"Oh, Lincoln."

As he finished on Zella, the four girls suddenly came by him and pulled him into a group hug.

Ashe:"We're gonna help you out. When your parents come home, we'll just explain what's going on. They'll forget about the whole thing."

Francine:"No matter, we'll help you get through this."

Diane:"I'm just shocked someone would punish a cutie like you."

That made Lincoln blush. Then Ashe broke up the hug...

Ashe:"Well, anyway...let me open a window. It's kinda stuffy in here."

Lincoln:"Y-Yeah. I'll go back to painting you girls' toenails."

Lincoln continued onto Francine's nails. But as Ashe opened the window, she was wide-eyed to see that Reginald was walking up the street to the house, with his goons, the ones Ashe had cut up, and they were roughly patched up and limping behind their boss. In a state of panic, Ashe quickly slams the window closed and looks at her friends frightenedly...

Ashe:"REGGIE'S HERE!"

All:"WHAT?!"

Ashe:"THEY'RE HERE! THEY AT THE SIDEWALK!"

And with that, they all began to freak out with some of them barging into each other.

Zella:"Ow! Watch it!"

Diane:"Can't talk! Freaking out here! Ah! You stepped over my foot!"

Francine:"Sorry!"

Lincoln:"What do we do?!"

Ashe:"Run and hide!"

Meanwhile, Reginald was outside, examining the house. Unknown to Ashe, she gushed out a ton of blood on the way back to the house. It's surprising how she's even still fine. The goons continue to look at the house and see that it's seen better days.

Kasey:"Doesn't look like the safest place to live in."

Hal:"You kidding? This place looks like it could fall apart at any moment!"

Reginald:"So this is the place Ashe ran off to?"

Vince:"It should be...the blood trail ends here."

Reginald:"Then it looks like she just lead to another one of her hideouts. We'll search every part of this place, leave no corner untouched. If the girl's here, we'll get her."

Hal:"Boss, can't we get a break? We just had our asses handed to us!"

Reginald:"Fine. I'll do it myself then."

Back inside, they were still screaming and running around in circles until Lincoln stopped.

Lincoln:"HOLD IT!"

And they all froze and looked at the man with a plan.

Lincoln:"Okay! Like Ashe said, we need to run and hide!"

Diane:"But hiding won't do us any good! Reggie will find us eventually!"

Francine:""Well, maybe we don't need to hide completely, we just need to avoid them long enough to get out of here."

Lincoln:"That's a good idea! We'll start off by hiding in each of my sister's room before heading out from my window, giving this Reggie guy the slip!"

Diane:"How will that work?!"

Lincoln:"I don't know! I'm making this up as I go! But we'll need to check on how much time we have!"

Francine:"I'll do it!"

Francine heads off to take a peak downstairs, hearing the sound of the door breaking apart as Reginald has entered the house. She rushes back into the room.

Francine:"He's already inside!"

Lincoln:"Alright! Let's do this!"

Girls:"YEAH!"

And with that, they ran from one room to another, trying not to step on each other as they into Luna and Luan's room. Diane accidentally hits the wall and fall, but Zella drags her in. They hide in various places, compensating for space with Ashe and Zella in the closet, Diane hiding under the covers of Luna's bed, Francine in Luan's bed and Lincoln under both beds. Of course, he had a little trouble fitting in there at first.

Lincoln:"Come on, you big head! Get in there!"

Soon enough, he popped right through, just as Reginald and Hal came into the room.

Reginald:"They couldn't have gotten far."

Hal:"Why are we checking in here first"

Reginald:"Because I make the decisions! Now, search this room!"

The group was forced to watch as they tore the left half of the room apart while overlooking the other side. Lincoln was afraid of how his sister's might react to this. But then, Hal looked to see the giant lump that was Diane's big butt lumping out from the covers.

Hal:"Hey, boss. Look at that."

The group thought that they were busted as Reginald looked at where Diane 'hid'.

Reginald:"... Probably just some oversized body pillow. Let's search some place else."

And as they left, Diane took what Reginald said personally.

Diane:"Oversized?! Well, this 'oversized pillow' can easily break your neck!"

They soon fled from their hiding spots and made it over to the next room, which is Lynn and Lucy's bedroom.

Zella:"So now what? Do we continue to hide?"

Lincoln:"Only up until we reach my room and we can escape!"

Ashe:"This place is smaller than the last room. How are we supposed to hide here?"

Diane:"I don't know about you guys. But I'm calling the closet this time!"

Lincoln:"No, wait!"

But as she opened the door, all of Lynn's sports equipment came flooding out. And since they didn't have time to put it all back, they decided to just leave it there as Diane headed inside the closet and tried to close the door behind her. Unfortunately, it kept getting stopped by her giant behind.

Diane:"Oh come on!"

This forced to Ashe and Zella to help her close the door behind her, but Diane's butt just wouldn't give in.

Zella:"Why are you letting us do all the work? Start flexing those glutes, girl!"

Diane:"Shut up! It's not my fault there's not enough room in the closet!"

Lincoln:"I hate to butt in, but we don't have time for this!"

Out of frustration, Ashe kicked the door in and Diane was left to squeeze inside.

Ashe:"Now! Let's all find somewhere else to hide!"

Lincoln:"I can probably fit in my sisters coffin."

Zella:"Why does your sister have a coffin?"

Lincoln:"She's a goth. But she's really nice once you get to know her."

Ashe:"Good to know. You do that while while I hide under Lucy's bed."

Francine:"Great! I'll hide on the bed frame."

Zella:"You'll be exposed up there!"

Francine:"Well, it better than nothing!"

Ashe:"Whatever! Just do it!"

And with, they all started to get into their hiding places. Lincoln got into the coffin and closed the lid over it. Francine climbed Lucy's bed and laid flat on the high frame while Zella slipped under Lynn's bed with ease. As for Ashe, she was having a little trouble squeezing under Lucy's bed because of her potbelly, and the carpet made it feel a tad bit itchy.

Ashe:"Come on, you gut! Get in there!"

Eventually, she managed to squeeze right through, just in time for Reginald's minions, Kasey, to take peek inside the room. When nothing seemed out of the ordinary, she merely shrugged and walked away. Francine gave out a sigh of relief, but not before the frame gave out and she crashed onto Lucy's bed. Reginald heard while looking through other rooms.

Reginald:"Whatever you guys are doing, keep it settle!"

Hal:"(holding a family picture) Why? We literally trashed one of the room beforehand!"

Soon after, did everyone struggled to get out of their hiding spots as Ashe came out looking pale white.

Lincoln:"You okay, Ashe?"

Ashe:"Dude. Your sister has some weird stuff under her bed."

Lincoln:"Yeah. Should've figured as much."

Zella immediately took Francine's hand and got her back on her feet.

Zella:"You okay?"

Francine:"..Yeah. That was unexpected."

Ashe:"No time for chit chat. Let's go."

Then Diane popped out of the closet, landing on her butt, which felt sore.

Diane:"Ugh! How long are we supposed to deal with this?"

Lincoln:"Just until we make it to my room!"

But then, they heard the bathroom door clicking open and they decide to split up, heading into different rooms, Diane and Francine in the Twins' room and Lincoln, Ashe and Zella in Lily and Lisa's room. Vince was the one coming out of the bathroom, feeling like crud after the beat down Ashe gave her. But as she went into the hallway, she almost saw someone rushing into the other rooms. However, she merely shrugs it off as she goes to another room.

In Lana and Lola's room, Diane and Francine start to almost immediately look for a way to hide, seeing the only hiding spots good enough would be under the bed. But just before Francine could under Lana's bed, she could see Diane having trouble getting under Lola's bed. She groaned annoyance of how this keeps happening too many times, as she starts to help but pushing at Diane's butt with her hands.

Diane:"Man! Why do we have hide under beds?"

Francine:"Because there's no where else to hide in here! But I should be the one complaining! You're fat bottom has been causing too many problems today!"

Diane:"Quit arguing and just push my tush!"

After a ton of shoving, Francine managed to push Diane under Lola's extremely low bedframe. And then, she quickly slides under Lana's bed, which was pretty easy for her. Just in time too, just as Kasey peaked through the door, disgusted by Lola's side of the room.

Kasey:"Ugh. Why does a kid have some many stuffed animals? (Pulls out a knife) I'm gonna be do this girl a favor."

Diane and Francine could only watch and listen to the ripping apart and mutilation of Lola's plushies. Meanwhile, in Lily and Lisa's room, Ashe and Lincoln were finding the weirdest hiding spot yet, Lily's crib.

Lincoln:"You sure this'll work?"

Ashe:"You got any other ideas?"

Lincoln:"Not really. But we gotta be careful about this."

Ashe was the first to go in, but not entirely all the way, having her arms, legs and potbelly sticking out. So, Lincoln had to help out.

Lincoln:"You might wanna hold still."

Ashe:"Wait, what are you gonna-?"

Before she could finish, Ashe went wide-eyed as Lincoln started to jump up and down on her, forcing her into a fetal position as manages to work what little space there is. All the while, Zella managed to find a hiding spot in the closet. But as she opened it, she was surprised by what she saw.

Zella:"Linc, is one of your sisters some kind of super genius?"

Lincoln:"Just one of them, why?"

Zella:"(staring at a bunch of science equipment) No reason."

While she hide inside the closet, Lincoln squeezed into what little space was left and managed to drape a purple blanket over him and Ashe, making the bed look flat. Vince then came in and looked around, seeing some of Lisa's chemicals on the desk. Narrowing her eyes, she takes a bag and starts taking beakers, test tubes and other stuff filled with Green, purple and yellow chemicals, filling up the big with them.

Vince:"If I don't find that check, I gotta get my money off of something."

Taking all that she could carry, she then leaves the room, allowing the others to come out of their hiding spots. As Zella came out of her hiding spot, she could see Lincoln struggle to get out, before taking Ashe's hand trying pull her out next.

Lincoln:"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."

Ashe:"Well, it could be worse."

Then suddenly, Lily's crib have way, with the legs collapsing underneath and the rest of the thing breaking apart as Ashe fell on her butt.

Ashe:"Spoke too soon."

Lincoln:"Don't worry. We have like five of those."

Zella:"(cracks her back) I'm so done with this."

Lincoln:"Don't worry. We're almost there."

Heading out of the room, the three see Diane and Francine scowling at each other.

Zella:"So how'd it go?"

Francine:"You have no idea what I had to go through!"

Diane:"Well, it was no picnic on my end either! She grabbed both sides of my butt and yanked me out!"

Francine:"It would've been easier if you helped!"

But then, they heard someone coming.

Lincoln:"Let's continue this inside my room!"

Quickly moving inside Lincoln's room, they didn't stop to react to how cramped it was. Lincoln's room was only a few feet long and wide. How does the boy live like this?

Ashe:"Uh, Lincoln?"

Lincoln:"(muffled) Yeah?"

Ashe:"It's a little cramped in here."

Zella:"That's an understatement."

Diane:"No kidding!"

Francine:"This place is like a closet."

Lincoln:"It IS a closet. Or...it used to be. It was made my bedroom after I couldn't be bothered sharing a room with my sisters. This was my parents' best idea."

The girls had very mixed emotions about this, now knowing that the boy had chosen to get the small end of the stick when he got this room. Mostly, they found it creepy knowing this boy was living out of a closet. But they didn't have time to think about that as Ashe looked out the window and saw the latter she had was still there.

Ashe:"Alright! One at a time! Me first!"

Diane:"Wait! Why do you get to go first!"

Ashe:"Because I showed up first! See ya on the other side!"

But as she was about to go through the window, her potbelly made it a tad bit difficult. Kicking her legs a little, along with her friends, Ashe finally got the idea to suck in her gut. Inhaling, her potbelly pushed in as she said through. The next two acted fast with Zella leaping through the window, hands first and Francine going out, legs first. When it was Diane's turn, they heard someone trying to open the door as Diane started to go through.

Diane:"Alright, here it goes!"

But...that worked out just as well as you'd think. Diane got stuck pretty bad, seeing how Lincoln's window is smaller than another one she's got stuck in before. And while she was busy shaking her but and kicking her legs trying to get free, Lincoln had pushed his dress against the door in the means of barricading it. Then, he focused back on Diane.

Diane:"Lincoln, get me out of here!"

He tried pushing with his shoulder to try and get her out. But that didn't work out as well as he hoped.

Lincoln:"Okay! I have an idea! It's a little extreme, but it just might work!"

Diane:"What are you doing?!"

Pulling out something from under his bed, it turned out to be a toy gun as Lincoln loaded it.

Lincoln:"This usually works in cartoons. (Turns to the audience and winks)"

Diane was panicking right now, waiting for Lincoln to do something, but then felt a sharp pain hit hurt butt as she began to kick and struggling more wildly. The bullet bounced off her bottom, and Lincoln grew frustrated, continuing to look under his bed.

Diane:"OW! What are you doing in there?!"

Lincoln:"Okay! (Brings out a cattle prod from under his bed) Relax and hold still!"

Diane:"Linc-AAAAHHH!"

The intense shock she felt was enough to get her to pop out as she tumbled down the stairs and Lincoln went soon after. As they all made it back onto solid ground, Diane rubbed her butt in pain before scowling at Lincoln.

Lincoln:"(shrugs) I had to think of something!"

Diane:"(sighs) Thanks."

Ashe:"Let's save the thanking for later! We gotta go!"

Zella:"What's our next move?"

Ashe:"Back to Great Lake City. We'll regroup at our hotel with Lincoln's sisters."

Francine:"On foot?!"

Ashe:"It's our best choice! Now let's go!"

And with that, they started to run away from the house. But not before Lincoln got one last look at the place, knowing that a lot had to have been broken in there by now thanks to Reginald and his goons.

Lincoln:"Hopefully, my folks won't come back in a long while to see this."

The moment after, Reginald and his minions were coming out of the house with the Leader mad out how they failed to find anyone on that house.

Reginald:"Can't you three do ANYTHING right?! Why do we keep going on these wild goose chases?! Because YOU can't EVER get the job done!"

Minions:"...Sorry."

Hal:""And here, o thought we could finally get this over and done with."

Reginald:"Oh, shut up, you idiot! ... Let's go."

Walking across the street, the head towards Reginald's car, leaving the house a wreck as they drive away...