THE-REAL-MYSTIC

Sorry! I am so Sorry. I haven't updated in forever! I hope this chapter makes up for my time gone. Please forgive me. R&R

Campus College Crushes

Miroku and InuYasha sat in their cell waiting for it to be their turn on the phone. Some time has passed since they were in the cell and they were given a court date, which happened to be tomorrow like InuYasha hopped. A guard yelled saying it was InuYasha's turn to use the phone. He ran to the phone and dialed an unknown number. After a few rings a sleepy man picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Is this Mr. Samuel?"

"Yes this is he."

"It's me, InuYasha."

"What have you gotten into this time?"

"How did you know?"

"I have my ways. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"Well, Miroku and I are charged with battery against a cop and his kid."

"You can't be serious."

"Don't worry, we're innocent, I can prove it."

"I hope so. What's the cops name?"

"Officer Keith."

"Oh god. This cop is known for being more crooked then any officer in the whole area. I've been wanting to put him away for years."

"Well this is your chance. We meet with the judge tomorrow at noon."

"hump, You never cease to amaze me. Well you know my fee. I just hope I have enough time to prepare."

"You've never let my family down."

"That's because you'll kill me if I do."

You have 2 minutes left

"Well I got to get off now. A girl named Kagome will come up to you in the courtroom tomorrow and give you a recorder, use it."

"I suppose this recorder is the evidence that will clear your name huh?"

"Yep. I got to go. Thanks."

InuYasha hung up the phone and the guard walked InuYasha back into his cell.

"So what did he say?"

"My plan has been put into action. Now all we need is for you to call Kagome and tell her to give the recorder to Samuel at the courthouse."

"Right."

"Miroku! Your turn!"

Miroku was escorted to the telephone. He picked it up and dialed the phone number InuYasha told him to call.

Ring, Ring, Ring

"Hello? Higurashi residence."

"You have a collect call from, 'Miroku', at Shikon correctional facility. If you will pay dial 3 now."

Mrs. Higurashi was surprised that she was getting a call from jail, and from Miroku! She went ahead and dialed 3 to accept the call.

"Kagome! I don't have much time but…"

"Oh your calling for Kagome, hold on."

Mrs. Higurashi was even more surprised that it was for Kagome but figured it would be for her. She called for Kagome to come to the phone. Kagome bolted down the step and picked up the phone.

"Kagome?"

"Miroku? Are you okay? How's InuYasha?"

"Well, aside from the hard beds and crazy inmates, we're okay. But look, I don't have much time so listen very carefully. We meet the judge tomorrow at noon, when you get there, give the recorder to our lawyer, his name is Mr. Samuel. Make sure he is the right guy, you get all that?"

"Yes, please be careful."

"We'll try."

Kagome hung up the phone and began to walk back to her room.

"Um, Kagome dear…"

"Please, don't ask."

"Right."

Court House

It was finally time for InuYasha and Miroku to face the judge. They were both accused of assault and resisting arrest. They sat down and waited for the judge to arrive.

"Damn! I hope Kagome gets here with the recorder fast. If not… no, Kagome will come through… I hope."

InuYasha began panicking. He kept turning around and looking with the corner of his eye to see if Kagome had arrived or not.

"All rise for judge Jackson."

Everyone stud up for the judge, but InuYasha and Miroku got a sick feeling in their stomach.

"You two again! I thought I was gonna have a good day today, then I see you two in my court house. Ain't that a bitch!"

"Nice to see you two J.J."

InuYasha and Miroku both didn't like judge Jackson. Not only did he cover all of there offenses, but he was also a real pain in the ass.

"Well lets just see what you've gotten yourselves into this time. My, my, my, assault and battery, resisting arrest, and hitting an officer. Looks like you two are in some deep shit. All right defendants, pled your case."

Mr. Samuel got up and walked to the middle of the court floor.

"Don't worry judge, this won't take long. I'd like to call, Officer Keith to the stand please."

Keith jumped up and walked to the box with a big satisfying smirk o his face.

"Do you swear the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me god?"

"I do."

"Officer Keith, from your record you've been in a court room more then once am I correct?"

"Yes."

"Says here you've been in a court room over a dozen times. It also says that a few of them have been about your son, am I right?"

"Yes."

"So tell me in your own word what exactly did you see when you arrived at the club."

"I pulled up and saw a drunk college student Miroku beating my son with a street sign. I ran over there to stop him and he swung at me. I then got behind him, stunned him, and handcuffed him as quickly as I could."

"That's a damn lie and you know that!"

"Order in the court! Continue with your questioning Samuel."

"When we questioned witnesses they didn't say anything like that. You wouldn't happen to be lying would you?"

"Of course not. A lot of the people in the crowd were his friends. They are trying to defend him."

"Okay then."

Mr. Samuel then went into this pouch that he had in his hand and pulled out a small black tape recorder.

"What I have here is a recording of Officer Keith confessing to lying about the arrest report he charged on not just one, but both of my clients."

Mr. Samuel then played the recording. Everyone cold clearly tell it was him. Keith began to sweat and stutter his words.

"What do you have to say to that Keith?"

"Um well, I…I think these two should be sent to jail immediately!"

"What! You low down papa smurf looking crack cop!"

"Order! Now Officer Keith, it's clear to me that it is you on that recording, so I have no choice but to take your badge away."

"What? You can't do this to me!"

"I can, and I will. As for you two, although he did lie about most of the story witnesses still said that you Miroku, were indeed fighting. And that video camera in the jail clearly shows InuYasha putting his hands on an officer. So you two will have to do 72 hours of community service, and after your done with that, you will have a month of house arrest. Now I don't want to see the two of you in here for at least forever. Next case!"

Kagome and Sango both ran up to InuYasha and Miroku and gave them a big hug.

"You did it!"

"Not exactly."

"What do you mean Miroku?"

"We got house arrest and community service. I won't be able to go out and party with the ladies for a while."

"AND JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT LADIES? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME MIROKU? THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET ME A LAWYER BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KNOCK THIS WANNABE PLAYBOY OUT!"

"Better stand back InuYasha."

"Yep."

POP!

I hope you all liked this chapter. I'm actually trying to go ahead and finish this story soI can move on to a new fic thatI have in mind. And if you want a sequel to this fic just hit me up in the review's. And again I'm sorry for not putting up a new chapter sooner. R&R