CAMPUS COLLEGE CRUSHES
INU & MIROKU'S DORM ROOM
"You know InuYasha, I feels good to be back in school."
"Yeah, if you don't count the fact that we can't leave the premises for longer than an hour for a whole nother 3 weeks."
"Come on we have been through worse. Remember the time when we were sent to court because they thought me and you were the ones who robbed that liquor store? And they put us in jail for 4 nights?"
"How the hell could I not remember?"
Start Flashback SPRING BREAK JUNIOR YEAR
Inu's POV
Miroku and I had just walked out of my house. We drove down to Papa John's to pick up our two pizza's we ordered. I would have had it delivered but Miroku wanted to talk to this girl who worked the cash register. Bad idea. We enter Papa John's and Miroku immediately starts flirting with her putting down what little game he had. Game recognized game, and he wasn't on my radar at all. But somehow the girl ended up giving him her number. We got the pizza's and headed to the car when all of a sudden 2 cops came flying in the building. They looked around and ran towards us. They tackled us, beat us with their weapon, hand cuffed us, and threw us in the police car.
Interrogation room
"So why did you do it InuYasha? That's your name right?"
"What are you talking about? Getting a pizza? Last time I checked that wasn't a crime."
"You know exactly what I'm talking about. You and your partner robbed the liquor store. What did you do with the money? The owner said he had some extra money in the back he had been saving up and he said you two took it. So tell me where you hid it."
"What money? We didn't rob shit!"
"Okay how about this then. Jog your memory?"
The officer showed me a hand gun and a photo with the robbers in it. I will admit it, they looked a little like us, but anyone could tell we weren't the same people, anyone but these bitches.
"Can't you tell we aren't the same people? Are you blind our some thing you crack cop!
POP
"I'm trying to keep my temper at bay but you are really getting on my fucking nerves acting like you didn't do it!"
"Well your getting on my fucking nerves saying me and my friend robbed a store! Plus your spitting in my face!"
"I'm just doing my job! deep breath Okay, how about this. I know you did it, you know you did it, so why don't you just sign this paper here saying you robbed the store and the law won't be so hard on you as opposed to you sitting here lying."
"SON OF A BITCH I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"That's it, put them both in jail."
He then signaled for some big guy to take me away. We were put in holding until the bus came to pick us up to take us to real jail. This was a bunch of bullshit. Their already putting us in jail and we haven't even spoken to our lawyers yet. The bus soon comes and in no time are we in jail. Me and Miroku get this cell that has two bunk beds. We then see two inmates come in and greet us.
"Oh, you must be the new inmates. My name is Jane and his name is Sakura."
"Hi. Oh my good they are soo cute!"
Okay, this was a guy around 6'5, 500 pounds of muscle, tattoos all over him, and he's pinching my cheeks! I wanted to kick his as right there and then. I could tell Miroku didn't like it either. For 4 days we had to deal with nasty ass food, gangs trying to rip us to bits, guys hitting on us, hard beds, slippery soap, and the sound of "Jane" and "Sakura" having sex. Thankfully, the cops ended up catching the real robbers and let us go. They didn't give us and apology, but I didn't care, I just wanted to get the hell outta there!
End Flashback Regular POV
"Miroku?"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna know the fucked up part about it all?
"What?"
"We didn't even get 1 slice of our pizza."
"Yeah."
"Hey Miroku?"
"Yeah?"
"I'LL KILL YOU! ITS YOUR FAULT WE GOT PUT IN JAIL!
"HOW IS IT MINE?"
"IF YOU HAD JUST LET THE PLACE DELIVER THE PIZZA NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!"
InuYasha chased Miroku all over the place. The girls came running into their dorm room to see what was wrong but decided to leave them alone.
"Shouldn't we stop InuYasha Sango?"
"No way! Miroku needs this punishment!"
"Okay."
"COME BACK HERE MIROKU AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN!"
"HELL NO!"
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