"What a lovely day.." Faust started, probably in a bad attempt to sound deep and intresting. "I think I shall don the Gothic Lolita fashion and go oilpaint in the graveyard that is convieniently across the street!" The blond man started applying foundation to his face to cover up the bags under his eyes, turning to a Green haired shota, probably not wearing anything. "Lyserg, care to join me?"
Lyserg did a fancy spin around and sparkle. "Oh, yes. ;3"
"Fabulous!" Faust cheered, clapping his hands together. "Don't forget your head ruffle "
"... 8D Aren't ruffles a brand of chips or something?" Lyserg asked.
And then there was silence.
And a montage.
And so, the two skipped across the street to the graveyard, where they engaged in teaparties and weeping over lost loves and the latest "Hawthorne Heights" album.
Then a hawt mysterious girl appeared. Insert long ass description of said girl here. "HAY PEEPS WAZZUP IM SO HAPPENIN :B" AND JUST THEN, a decaying hand forces through the ground and grabs onto a part of Faust's fashionable dress, He let out a unenthusiastic "Eek" when this happened.
Lyserg was shocked! "Is this some kind of special strip show that no one told me about? D:"
Faust stuggled with the zombified hand for a few seconds before giving up, he was so used to getting molested by dead things while donning the lolita fashion that this was no big deal. "I don't know. MABYE WE'RE BEING PUNK'D. D:"
"WAH-OH NO WAI" Lyserg said, sounding very Ghetto beacause it's Black history month, and they celebrate that in Japan.
"YA WAI, I THINK WE GON' GET GENTLY LOVED, BUT NOT BEFORE THIS MYSTERIOUS BLOND WOMAN WITH HUEG KNOCKERS THAT TOTALLY MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT ELIZA INTRODUCES HERSELF"
The blonde woman of BIG BOOBDOM saidth "I AM TSUBASA TSUKASA FROM NEW YORK, I AM CURRENTLY IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH CHOCOLOVE"
"OH MY GOD, IT'S AN AMERICAN. SHE SPEAKS SUCH UNREFINED ENGLISH! AS EUROPEANS, WE MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS" Lyserg exclaimed, choking on his shift key. "I CONCUR, SHOTA-MIDORI-CHAN, BUT WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT SHE'S A SKINNY WHITE BITCH STEALIN' MAI MAN." Yelled Faust with fire in his eyes.
BATTLE SCENE
TSUKASA USES HER MAGEEK POWERS TO DESTROY DER FAUSTEN AT BATTEL. ONE WEEK LATER FAUST FINDS OUT HE IS PREGNANT WITH DON PATCH AND IT WAS CHOCOLOVE'S FAULT. THE END.
This is how my parents met.