I wrote some extras for Lost Wrench, here they are!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, I however...have this. shows the funnel Edward screams in the background. See?
WHO ARE YOU?
Edward was lying on the floor twitching from the milk-funnel incident as Winry showed Al his childhood treasure.
"Please, not Kitty."
"YES. If you don't tell me Kitty gets it!"
"OK FINE IT WAS ME!"
Everyone gasped, even Edward got up when he heard this from his little brother. Winry dropped the kitty with her mouth open in shock.
"WHAT?"
"THAT'S RIGHT I TOOK IT! THAT WRENCH SCARED ME EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW IT! I HAD TO GET RID OF IT! AND I'M GLAD I DID IT! AND IF YOU HURT KITTY I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!"
Everyone stared at Al with wide eyes as he chuckled evilly.
"Ok...maybe we should go..."Winry said forgetting about her wrench not wanting to face Al's wrath. Ed and Winry slowly backed away and ran out the door leaving Al and Sheska still tied to chairs. Al looked up and saw they were gone.
"Was that too much?"
Attack!
"Edward, if you don't tell me where my wrench is...then I'll use these wild animals to attack you!"
Winry pointed to a box by her.
"What the..."
Winry turned back and opened the box.Edward tried to look but Winry tossed something at him.
"AHHH! GET IT OFF ME!" Edward screamed as he fell to the floor still tied to the chair.
"Brother..."
"GET IT OFF!"
"Brother...it's just a stuffed animal." Al said as Edward stopped screaming and looked up to see a pink teddy bear on his head.
"Oh."
Everyone started to laugh except Edward whose face was red from embarrassment.
"S-shut up dammit!"
This is True Torture
Winry faced her hostages tied to the chairs
"Won't talk? Fine! I have ways to make you talk. HEY! You can come now!"
A door opened and Ed, Al, and Sheska just stared in amazement (or horror?). A familiar face stood before them.
"HUGHES!" Everyone said at the same time. Ed and Al looked at Winry knowing what was coming. She gave them a evil smile.
"Mr. Hughes, they told me they would love to see some of the pictures of your daughter, all of them! And maybe see some slide shows, hear stories, they'd love it."
"GREAT!" Hughes magically took out a box labeled "ELICIA" and sat next to Ed and Al. Winry smiled as she left.
"When I come back, someone better tell me you know what!" Winry slammed the door, leaving them trapped.
"Please...no...I can't take it anymore...it's horrible!"
"Please Mr. Hughes, stop!" Al pleaded. Everyone was completed zombified from the ten hours of Elicia pictures.
"Well, I should get going."
"YAY!" Their faces lit up and the words.
"But Winry told me to leave someone else in while I'm gone."
"Huh...?"
The door opened again to reveal...MAJOR ARMSTRONG!
"Nooooooo..."
Wait...what?
Ed, Al , and Sheska were tied to chairs awaiting Winry who had gone in search of something.
"We have to do something to distract her...or calm her down..but what?" Alphonse wondered. He looked towards his brother for an answer.
"I don't know, what would catch a girl's interest enough to stop her from killing someone?"
Alphonse and Sheska both looked at Ed, who suddenly came to the same answer as them.
"WHAT? No! I'm not doing that! l-it wouldn't even work."
They stared at him until he couldn't take it anymore.
"FINE! I HATE YOU BOTH!"
Winry came back holding a bottle of milk, a plush toy, and a book.
"Hey...Winry!"
Winry looked back to see Edward looking at her in a strange way.
"Y-you look very...beautiful today..."
"What?"
"Yeah! I don't say that much but you know..." Ed tried to look as seductive as he could. "You're very sexy."
Winry stared at Edward with her face red.
"R-really? Winry buried her face in her hands. She had fallen for it. She didn't notice Alphonse and Sheska had already gotten themselves untied.
"Hey wait! What about me! Untie me!" Edward whispered to them. Edward fell on the floor with Winry hugging him.
"I think you're a bit too busy, big brother..." Alphonse laughed as he and Sheska left.
"WAIT! COME BACK! WHAT IF SHE SNAPS OUT OF IT? DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS PSYCHO!" Edward realized he had said the wrong thing when Winry let him go.
"What was that?" Winry glared at him grabbing the bottle of milk and a funnel.
Why didn't they just..?
"OK WHO TOOK IT? TELL ME!"
The three sat terrified of what would happen.
"Umm..uh..." Edward stammered, then he saw it.
"HE TOOK IT!" Edward pointed at one of the stuffed animals. Winry gasped.
"Traitor! How could you?" Winry proceded to tear the stuffed animal apart.
"Well...that was easy...why didn't we think of it before?" Ed said as he untied himself and the others.
Well there they are! Just a bunch of random stories about the Lost Wrench. Hope you enjoyed them! The overall lesson is...keep an eye on Al...who knows how evil he is...-tsukiflower