Ch 6 castle destruction plan
"Troop 1 you take the east wing, troop 2 the west wing, troop 3 you take the south, and I'll take the north wing" Mario said "Move out"
"Mario you're not going alone" E.Gadd said, "I'm coming to"
"You're an old man how are you going to help" Mario said loading his AK 47
"No longer am I E.Gadd I am S.E.E.G.A.D.E" S.E.E.G.A.D.E said in somewhat of a fighters stance
"S.E.E.G.A.D.E" Mario asked
"Self Enhanced Elvin Gadd Automatically Destroys Enemies" S.E.E.G.A.D.E said
"Whatever just don't get yourself killed" Mario said marking his face with the black stuff that people wear in these type of missions
"Mario, just one question, what about Bowser" S.E.E.G.A.D.E asked
"He's is dismantling the time exchange" Mario said
Meanwhile…"Let's see remove screw a1z2 from the central intricate processing time fluctuated expandable coughing unit" Bowser said reading the directions "What the heck, I ain't no freaking genius"
Back at Yoshi's castle"Die Yoshies Die" Toad Leader yelled holding, somehow, two miniguns in his hands while several Yoshies fell to the ground
"Toad leader one your being a little excessive remember we want keep this mission as secret as possible" Mario said "S.E.E.G.A.D.E no don't" the radio blacked out followed by the sound of several muffled Yoshi voices
"There it is, the end of the east wing" Toad one said, "Where's the bomb"
"Toad three hand me the bomb," Toad Leader said
"Uh, I thought toad two had" Toad three said "besides don't we have names I'm tired of toad 1, toad 2"
"The authors is to lazy to create names for us" Toad Leader said "Does anyone have the bomb"
"Nope" The group said
Troop two"Don't make a sound" Goomba leader said
"Goomba leader how are we going to plant a bomb if we don't have hand" Goomba one said followed by the sound of several guns
"You idiot" Goomba leader said kicking Goomba one in the head "Attack"
Hundreds of Goombas seemed to appear out of nowhere and attack the Yoshies
"Run" Goomba Leader said to his team
Troop three"Watch out, this wing is full of mines" Koopa Leader said
"Crap" Koopa 3 said
"No" Koopa 1 said
"We just realized that we're lost"
"Wait a minute" Koopa Leader "I have the map"
"Check again" Koopa 1 said
"Koopa 1, what happened to the map?" Koopa Leader asked
"You see, somehow we thought it was a clip and some bad stuff happened to it" Koopa one asked
"Dad Freaking' Blame it this plan was idiot-proof but apparently you stupidity surpasses that of even the dumbest idiots" Koopa Leader said