Ch 7. More failed plans
5:15 A.M Near Peach's Castle
"Luigi report "f Yoshi said over his communicator "Where are they"
"Yoshi, sorry I'm taken care of some business" f Luigi said over the communicator "I'll be there A.S.A.P
"Just get here and leave whatever it is behind" f Yoshi said
"Yoshi sorry I must have dozed off" f DK said walking in through the trees "Hey don't you think we should have a better reporting spot than right behind Peach's castle"
"No, I did some checking and this is near the time when Peach's castle fell years ago "f Yoshi said, "This is obviously where the first battle took place"
"Shouldn't you remember this after all you're the cause of mushroom kingdom's destruction" f DK said
"No sadly I can't remember a thing of this I obviously was knocked out" f Yoshi said
"Sorry, that freaking' voice changer made me sound like the master hand" f Luigi said
"So how are things going" f Yoshi asked "Did you find your counterparts"?
"Well I wasn't home and for some reason I never showed up" f DK said
"I couldn't have gotten Luigi to come far enough outside if his life depended on it" f Luigi said
"Hmm, there were slight flaws in all our plans" f Yoshi said, "Perhaps we underestimated their power. Never the less we should use our wits to outsmart them"
Mario's House 10 A.M"Mario, Mario" f Luigi disguised as Toadsworth said, "Princess Peach has once again been kidnapped by Bowser"
"No she wasn't Mario said walking out of the kitchen" Mario said
"Yes she was" f Luigi said
"Toadsworth how many do we have to tell you this is the 22nd century its called a cell phone" Mario said "I'm always told by peach herself" Mario was holding a T-Mobile sidekick "But my bill is through the roof"
"Okay" f Luigi said walking out the door "Wait a minute what about Luigi"
f Luigi was to distracted to notice Luigi hiding behind a bush trying figure out what someone disguised as him would be doing here. Then Luigi though about, last night he knew daisy wasn't herself but he was to tired to notice then he figure out someone was stalking him
Behind an item shop 2 P.M"I need to know some stuff about Yoshi" f Yoshi said
"Who wants to know" a mysterious Toad said "and by the way just call me The Secrets Of Mushroom?"
"Isn't that name under never mine" f Yoshi said reaching into his pocket "I've brought something that will be valuable in the near future"
"Well then Yoshi comes to the food store everyday at about 2:30, picks out some kind of fruit" I wouldn't mess with him though some weird stuff related to Yoshi has been going on" The Secrets Of Mushroom said
"Thanks" f Yoshi said handing toad some strange looking amount of currency
"This isn't what I expected," The Secrets Of Mushroom said
"Trust me" f Yoshi said
Later f Yoshi disguised himself as a toad clerk to find Yoshi
"It's about the right time" f Yoshi said looking at his watch. Yoshi walks in looking very curious like he's had amnesia. He looks around and sees straight through f Yoshi's disguise
"Oh crap, not again," he said running out of the store
"Dang he's seen straight through my disguise I need to get a better plan but next time I won't hold back" f Yoshi said
Kongo Jungle 4 P.M"Your are going down future me" p DK yelled charging at f DK
"You really think you can beat me with strength" f DK said not noticing that p DK had pulled out a sword "Oh your going old school are you well let's do this mano e mano"
Both DKs charged at each other. Suddenly the clash of metal began. P DK violently slashed at f DK who jumped out of the way and struck p DK in the side with his who then was sent flying
"You hit me but I'm not bleeding" p DK said
"Of course if I kill you I'll cease to exist so I used future technology to keep me from killing you" f DK said not noticing that p DK was charging at him. They dodge each other for what seemed like hours finally p DK realized that he was reading his thoughts and his future self was reading his. He put away his sword
"Stop know" p DK said, "We both know what's going on here, neither one of use will win and we will continue until we faint"
"I must admit your right" f DK said putting away his sword "So how do we settle this"
"You tell me what happens in the future then I'll consider my words" DK said