Dog Of The State
(A/N: Don't ask...for God's sake, don't ask...this is Neo Diji's fault for writing the inspiration)
Roy stepped into his office with a hot cup of coffee. Edward was there waiting for him, ready to give his report. As Roy got a clear view of Edward, he dropped his mug. It shattered as the porcelain hit the floor. Edward was clad in a bright blue uniform, which was slightly out of order. No, what really caused the surprise were the dog ears. They were the same brilliant gold as his hair and were tipped at the top. Then there was the tail. It was a similar tawny color and was nice and bushy. Roy stared in astonishment as he took this in. Edward growled and pounced at Roy, aiming for his throat…
Roy woke with a yell. His hands went to his neck, checking for blood. When he realized there was none, he looked over at Edward, still sleeping soundly. He stretched to ensure there were no ears. He sighed with relief when he saw there, of course, were none. He even glanced under the covers to make sure there was no tail. When he had sufficiently convinced himself that everything was as it should be, he lay back down. As he drifted back to sleep, he made a mental note to not have any more shots of whiskey after dog sitting for Hawkeye.
-Fin-