One day Harry was going down to Hagrid's hut to meet Hagrid's new monster, Ranfic. Harry wondered what sort of monster Ranfic was and hoped he wasn't as fierce as some of Hagrid's other pets, after all, he had offered to help feed ranfic, and wanted to retain all his limbs. As he hurried along, he heard Hermione's voice, "Where are you going, Harry?"
"I'm going to feed Ranfic," Harry answered, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to read fanfic," Hermione answered.
"But," said Harry, "But-but I thought computers didn't work in Hogwarts. You told me – it's in Hogwarts – A History."
"You mean you've finally read Hogwarts – A History!"
"No, you've just said that so many times that I know now."
And Harry wandered off down to Hagrid's hut.