Disclaimer – The Teen Titans do not belong to me. Please don't sue me or my ungainly lump of cheese.

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First of all, thank you for all of the reviews.

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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

He, he, he!

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In yesterdays episode we discovered that…

…The Titans thought it was Starfire's birthday…

…Starfire doesn't think that it is her birthday…

Etc… Etc… Etc… (we found out a whole heap of stuff but most of it was just filling)

Yesterday's episode soundtrack replay…

Starfire walked into the dark room and as she switched on the light she heard, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARFIRE!" as they shouted this, Star's hair was sent flying backwards and she stayed wide-eyed stiff as a board. When they finished shouting in unison, she collapsed backwards still stiff as a board.

She got up and stared at them with a quizzical expression. "Is it currently the anniversary of my birth?" she asked.

Dun Dun Dun!

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Back to reality…

Beast Boy then seized the moment to ask Starfire why he caught her hovering over her bed in her sleep, "Hey, Star, when I went to wake you, you were kind of… um… flying? Above your … err… bed? Any reason for that?" he faltered.

"I do not… um… understand… your … err… question." She stuttered as a crude attempt at mocking Beast Boy's tone.

"You were sleeping above your bed-" Beast Boy was interrupted by Starfire.

"-is that not how most humans sleep?" she asked.

"No, I meant two feet above your bed. And your eyes were open and you were glowing!" he shouted illustrating everything with his arms.

"I do not know of a reason why." She claimed honestly.

"Err, Beast Boy, are you sure you know what you're talking about? I mean you do have an overactive tendency to over exaggerate things." he asked.

"I do not!" complained Beast Boy. "Name one time!"

"Just yesterday! You said meat was going to take over the world so you chained yourself to that meat restaurant and started a protest." Intruded Cyborg.

"How did that go again?" asked Raven.

"He lost the key and needed the toilet after twenty minutes. I hope you're wearing clean underwear today Beast Boy," said Robin.

"Okay, okay. But I am telling the truth. Star was hovering abo-" he was cut off, the giant plasma television turned on and on the screen was Galfore, Starfire's 'nanny'.

"My dear Koriand'r, how are you on your anniversary of birth?" he asked.

"So it is my birthday?" asked Starfire.

"Well, you may not have known but Tamaran has recently acquired the Earthen time schedule. Today is your sixteenth … hmm… birthday." He informed. "I trust you will stay on Earth and not come visit for there is a war going on and we do not want you to get involved."

"A war? What planet would dare attack Tamaran? Tamaran is the single most aggressive civilization in our universe." Stated Starfire.

"It is those dim-witted 'Carrotcreatures' or 'Veggie Table 8'." He sighed, "They consider it fit to take over our universe, it is the twenty-eight consecutive war they've faced unsuccessfully seeking universe conquest. I pity them. But, I really must go. The Carrotcreatures have sent forth all of their allies, the grapeguys, the plantpotpeople and the manuremen. This is going to get ugly. So long!" the screen blanked out.

"So, Star. What do you want to do on your birthday?" asked Robin grinning widely.

"I have been considering it and have decided that I have not seen much of your planet and would very much like to," she stated. She smiled widely beyond sanity. Raven looked at her and suddenly lightened up.

"That's a great idea, Starfire. Let's go!" shouted Raven with an unusual smile on her face. There was no sarcasm in her voice, she was not making fun of anyone and she was not cursing terrible things to happen to mankind. This was not like Raven at all, thought Starfire. But no one seemed to notice.

The Teen Titans were wearing common clothes, a suggestion from Starfire, like jeans, colourful t-shirts and anything else you might find in a fanfiction writer's wardrobe.

Not my wardrobe, of course, otherwise they'd all look like hippies.

They were in London looking at the city from the London Eye. Starfire had a camera and was taking lots of photos.

Instead of me writing everything they did and everything they saw, I will tell you about her photo scrap book.

It was only one o'clock and Starfire was looking down at all of the photos;

The Titans were in front of the sphinx in Egypt, in front of the pyramids, looking at a mummy, Beast Boy was using the mummies hand to pick it's nose, the Titans were eating pizza in Italy, walking over a bridge over one of the Canals. In France, Cyborg was eating snails and Beast Boy looked sick. Robin and Starfire were standing together, very close together under the romantic Eiffel Tower. In the next photo was the Titans in Russia

I can speak Russian!

Beast Boy was freezing his butt off and Cyborg was wearing a fuzzy hat. Strangely everyone was smiling, even Raven who rarely did so.

When they got home, they still had half the day. "Robin, we went all over the world but we didn't explore the country on which we currently live on." Said Starfire.

"Yeah, we really should visit some famous places in America." Agreed Beast Boy.

"Yeah man, Chucky Cheese here we go!" added Cyborg grinning insanely.