Disclaimer – The Teen Titans do not belong to me. Neither do any American monuments or memorials. Or George Bush. And I cannot chose the president of the United States of America. I haven't a carrot stick in the world.

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First of all, thank you for all of the reviews.

thebiggestfan – thanks for reviewing, Chucky Cheese is an American diner that sells pizza and has electronic animals singing songs and stuff. I never went to America, I live in UK but I heard of Chucky Cheese for Dexter's Lab back when I enjoyed it.

lalala5812 – thanks for reviewing, nice to see someone appreciates coconuts as much as I do!

If I did not thank you for reviewing it is because while I am writing this, there are only two reviews up. Sorry if you're not in there.

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When they got home, they still had half the day. "Robin, we went all over the world but we didn't explore the country on which we currently live on." Said Starfire.

"Yeah, we really should visit some famous places in America." Agreed Beast Boy.

"Yeah man, Chucky Cheese here we go!" added Cyborg grinning insanely.

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Back to my imaginary time-space reality…

The Titans decided to visit some historical monuments and landmarks (Starfire's idea).

They stood under the statue of liberty as Star read out a leaflet, "The Statue of Liberty is one of the best known American landmarks. It was a gift to the United States from France to commemorate their alliance during the American Revolution."

"I hear the French used 89 percent recycled material and that the head is made entirely out of rubbish." Claimed Beast Boy.

"And I hear they didn't," deadpanned Raven.

They then went to the Golden Bridge. The guys stood on the very top of the spans while the girls flew nearby. Starfire was squeaking in excitement as she flew around different parts of the bridge and nearly got run over by a lorry.

Raven was reading the leaflet, "The Golden Gate Bridge was built in 1937 to connect the city of San Francisco to Marin County across the Golden Gate Strait."

Robin looked at it suspiciously, "Didn't I fracture my arm around here?"

"And isn't that Johnny Rancid down there being chased by police cars?" asked Raven. Johnny Rancid was zooming away on his motorcycle with a golden monkey head under his arm. The police weren't having much luck catching him.

"Titans GO!" shouted Robin as he jumped down from the 1.2 mile tall span with an amazing land. The girls followed but the screen moved away from Cyborg and Beast Boy before the audience found out how they got down. Just like in many typical television cartoon shows.

Starfire threw energy balls at the road just in front of Rancid damaging the road and missing Rancid but throwing him off balance. He swerved uneasily around the holes in the road but overcame the obstacle.

Raven caused the lights around him to explode sending glass at Rancid. It somehow missed him but did pop his tires. Rancid got off of the motorcycle and got out an extendable staff. Robin got his out. They fought a long hard battle, breaking asphalt and damaging cars as the battle quickly moved towards the cars that had obediently stopped until a blue energy blast knocked the staff out of Johnny's hands. The blue blast did not only remove the staff from Johnny's crutches, but also hit the span behind it causing some of the suspension spans (the thin wires) to snap from the vibration.

Johnny retreated to the motorcycle where he had left the monkey head unattended and tried to make a break for it. He grabbed the monkey head and ran but little did he know that there was a tiny spider sitting on the head. It quickly turned into a monkey and surprised the criminal. Johnny screamed and dropped the monkey head. The green monkey tried to pick up the head but did not manage. He turned into Beast Boy's human body and tried again with little more success.

As for Johnny, he went into a fit of hysterics on the ground.

The Titans looked at the destroyed scene with pride. Just then, the mayor came running towards them, "The Teen Titans? May I say, congratulations! The golden monkey head you saved is worth slightly more than the damage you have caused! Congratulations, congratulations!" he shouted as he shook each of their hands. In the background, the police are seen taking Johnny away as he whispered to himself at a rapid pace, 'the monkey took my monkey, the monkey took my monkey.'

The Titans wasted no time with the rest of the day, they visited Mount Rushmore, Washington monument, Lincoln memorial, the war memorial, the capitol building and finally, the white house!

They went up to the tour guide who instantly recognised them and bade them to enter. They followed him as he took them to meet the president. They entered a room where George Bush sat doing paperwork. He didn't even look up and just said, "What is it, Prescott? I'm a busy man."

"I wanted you to meet someone." Stated an excited Prescott.

"Who is it now?"

"Have you ever heard of… (dramatic pause)"

"Look, I have no time for your dramatic pauses. I have to- Teen Titans?" George got us and walked around the desk to the nervously smiley Titans, "It is a pleasure to meet you all!"

"Pleasure to meet you too, sir!" said Robin.

"Just look at them, what manners, 'sir'," he chuckled to Prescott. "What brings you here?"

"Mr. Prescott," answered Raven.

"It's Starfire's birthday and she wanted to see some famous American landmarks," corrected Robin.

"Well, Happy Birthday, Starfire!" said Mr. Bush.

"Thank you, Mr. Bush. I have been most curious of the many jobs you do around America. Please, what is a president?" she asked.

The president was a little confused by how thick someone can be. "She's not from around here. Actually, she's an alien," said Robin.

"From the planet Tamaran!" Starfire said looking completely retarded.

"Well butter me up and call me a hot dog!" Mr. Bush was astonished, "Well my job is to… you know… do stuff like…" he grabbed a dictionary, "Ah, here it is,

One appointed or elected to preside over an organized body of people, such as an assembly or meeting.

Abbr. Pres.

The chief executive of a republic.

President The chief executive of the United States, serving as both chief of state and chief political executive.

The chief officer of a branch of government, corporation, board of trustees, university, or similar body."

"That doesn't sound so hard," stated Star.

"You know, you're right. Other than all of those assassins, dealing with protests and having to make fake promises to the public, being a political leader in one heck of a picnic. You know, I bet you'd make a good one," he said. He was wearing a cheesy smile. Everyone was wearing one lately. Was this an earth tradition? Be nice to the birthday person? Wondered Starfire. "You know what? I insist! You should be the president. Of course, we will need to check with the others first. Come with me!" he grabbed her arm and took her to two big wooden doors. He told her to wait there.

American president? Why not? I was grand ruler of Tamaran! She thought. But then she remembered how her friends reacted to it. But now, all of her friends were happy for her, just standing there with big beyond sanity grins on their faces. Starfire got a big boost of confidence.

Mr. Bush entered the room where there was a long table of men and several women. They all stared at him and his demented grim. "Hey everyone, there's this little girl over here who thinks she's better than me. You might consider her prettier as well. I know I do! She would be a great political leader and she has nice hair!"

All of the people at the table suddenly shook their heads and murmured no, never, we like the one we've got now. Just then Starfire slid into the room, "Hello, I think that I will make a much better preseedent than your current one."

All of a sudden a wave of agreement swept over the crowd. Yeah, you know, she's right. Duh! Definitely.

What could have changed the people's minds? Why does everyone suddenly agree with Starfire? Why does printer ink taste suspiciously like cauliflower? You may find out next time! Or you may not, depends on how nice I feel.

To be continued! (the three most evil words in the universe)

Well, George Bush. If you are reading this now for whatever reason, please forgive me for the slam about you. I didn't mean it about you, I don't know you!