Disclaimer – Don't own TT, don't own ABA bus services. YOU ROCK PUBLIC TRANSPORT FOR OLD, POOR AND CHEAP!

Thank you all so much for your lovely reviews! Also, I need you all to know that this scene has parts in it that may remind you of my other story, Witch Trials.

Starfire was president, imagine the corruption!

In her first hour of …um… presidency, Star set out in creating a better USA.

Policy #1 : If you have feelings for another, admit it.

Law # 1 : Do not admire your loved ones from a far.

Policy # 2 : Recycle.

Law # 2 : Do not litter.

Policy # 3 : Give at least $10 to charity each day.

Law # 3 : Not being kind to poor is not nice.

And with these few policies and laws, Star started to run her campaign against smoking and drinking and taking drugs. "Do you want your lives shortened considerably? Do you want to catch the asthma or even worse cancer? You may or may not like me but I still think nicely of you!"

Policy # 4 : Pets should be free to do as they wish.

Law # 4 : Do not spay your pets.

Policy # 5 : Use public transportation more often.

Law # 5 : Do not increase the green house effect.

Policy #6 : Spend quality time with family.

Law # 6: When asking how your relatives day was, actually listen.

Starfire was having lots of fun creating laws and claiming followers. The only question is, are the laws working? Starfire decided to visit court. She slipped through the back door and took a seat at the back bench. The judge was wearing a grey wig and had a little mallet in his hands.

A young teenager came out and sat on the judge's side. The judged asked his plead. "I plea guilty."

"Let the records show that this young boy knew all along that is acts were wrong." Boomed the judge.

"But the only reason I didn't donate $10 to charity at the right time was because my family are poor and starving themselves."

"Do you own home?"

"Yes."

"Let the records show that the guilty is homeowner and is therefore not considered poor. Not yet. You are sentenced to five hours of community service and a $100 fine."

"$100? I haven't go that much. I'd have to sell my father's house!"

The judge cut in, "Then you will become poor and then get money from complete strangers."

"And eventually earn enough money to buy the house back but then he will once again find himself in the same position as he did before. Enough money to own a house but not enough to donate money and will once again find himself homeless. I hardly consider this fair!" Starfire interrupted.

"Let the record show that somebody interrupted and oh- President Starfire- I did not see you!"

"Please, do not be harsh on people, you know where I'm coming form, don't you? I mean- you're a woman too-"

"I am a man!" shouted the judge removing the wig. "And I am only following your orders. Persecute upon first offence."

"It has only been an hour!"

"And already I have persecuted thirty-nine people. Twenty-eight of which being children no older than eight."

"What happened to them?"

"Three of them wet their pants, apart from that- they were all sentenced to hours of community service."

"But they are not old enough to be responsible for their actions," plead Starfire.

"You did not make any comments on age in your policies and laws."

"My word is law!"

Almost instantly news reporters appeared and a newspaper was published an hour later.

Breaking News

"My word is law!"

The new president of the United States of America has contradicted her own laws and much quicker than the past presidents. There is a new breakout of homeless and many old businesses are going downhill. On a brighter topic, many new industries and companies profit margins have skyrocketed! Many of the owners were previously homeless. Is there a relation to the new law to give $10 to the poor every day? Read page 7 through to 12 to find out more.

The bus company ABA, established 1926, has really been 'going places'! (Cheesy, and it isn't the least bit funny!)

In an unrelated topic, a suicide bombing has taken place in some state somewhere (oh let's say… Missouri … and Nebraska) This unfortunate event occurred killing 41 passengers travelling on an ABA bus. More on pages 3 to 7.

There will be an outbreak in the domesticated pet population. With many newly pregnated (sp? If that even is a real word) cats, dogs, guinea pigs, hamsters, rabbits, and many more. An estimated 30 increase will occur to the animals and there will soon be more pets than people.

And as our final topic to discourage our evil dictator, many employees are staying overtime at work to avoid endless discussions from their loved ones part about how many pounds they may have lost. Or about that slut at their work place that thinks she's above everyone. Marriage tips on page 8. Unless you have already divorced. Likely.

End of Front Newspaper

Starfire was astonished to find that there were several assassins on her tail. Almost as astonished as they were to discover her purple tank top like thing was bullet proof. And her skin resisted fire. And her body wasn't affected by carbon monoxide.

All of these things discouraged Starfire. Is it really worth being a president?

Sorry for the tiny chappy.