Disclaimer – standard disclaimer applies Bananas yawns and then falls asleep

Raven – You have to wake up, your story's not finished.

Bananas – Five more minutes Mommy, I need my napnap

Raven – If you don't wake up now I'll send you to another dimension!

Bananas – Mommy, I wet my bwanky!

Starfire – What is going on here?

Beast Boy – Dudette, this dudette would wake!

Starfire – Why do you need her to?

Robin - sigh she's writing about our story, and we need her to … well… live.

Starfire - gasp Quick! Poke her with the stick of poking Poke Poke

Bananas – Arrggg… I'm a pirate.

Starfire – I strongly suggest that you wake up!

Bananas - suddenly rises and types furiously I'm up, I'm up! Let the story commence!

Cyborg – man, whatdju do to 'er?

Starfire - gazing into space pensively I do not know.

And now that the story teller is wide awake and quietly cursing Starfire for poking so hard, the story can continue. And before we continue, the author would like to point out that she has not kidnapped any of the Titans and they are not currently residing under my little bed gagged and tied up for a rainy day.

Starfire stood once more before the huge crowd and into her microphone she shouted, "I have decided to get rid of all of the laws I created in the last hour."

When she left the stage she walked over to her friends who were smiling insanely at her. (Even Raven)

"Erm… hello! Friends?"

"Hello, Starfire!" they said in unison.

"Shouldn't you dismiss your public?" suggested Robin.

"Why, yes. Of course!" she turned towards the crowd and snapped, "Go home!" she then turned back to her friends, "Shall we go back to the Titans' Tower were we reside?"

"Yes!" they shouted in unison once more.

"Yes… friends, may I say something?"

"You're president, of course you can!" said Beast Boy.

"You've also got a mouth, you don't need to be a president!" said Cyborg.

"Well," said Starfire unsurely, "You are beginning to creep me … out?"

"I'm surprised you didn't say that the first time you met Raven!" shouted Beast Boy.

"I'm surprised you haven't got a fat lip yet!" snapped Raven.

"Please, do not fight, violence is not the answer!" said Starfire.

"Of course not, how could I have been so rude?" said Raven slowly while gazing thoughtfully into space.

"Let us now go to the Titans' Tower were we reside," said Robin, also gazing thoughtfully into space.

They got back to Titan's Tower to find… dun dun DUNNNNN! dun. Toilet paper hanging from walls, graffiti on every inch of the tower and … eggs.

"What has happened to our beloved home?" wondered Starfire.

"Oh man! Someone stole my Game Station X!" shouted Beast Boy as tears streamed down his eyes.

"My CAR!" everyone went over to the garage to find the T-car with broken windows and bents. Cyborg wrapped around the front of the car, "my baby. She never even got to take us to Disney Land." He sobbed as her patted the top of the car affectionately, "Sleep well, fair princess."

"What has happened?" wondered Starfire.

"Vandals," stated Raven as she floated from her room to join the others. No one saw her leave the others. Ooweeoo. "Just look at my books!" she took one of hr books from under her arm and opened it. Confettied paper flew out.

Starfire immediately flew to her room with her friends at her tail. She took a deep breath and turned the handle. When she entered her room, she gasped. Written all over the walls was, "World's worst president. Vandals' best friend." Or, "World's worst president. Villains' best friend." And for some reason, on one wall was written, "I hate Mondays."

Sorry it's short. I've got writer's block. Please help me, I ran out of ideas.