Disclaimer – I do not own TT, I do own the disclaimer disclaiming me from rights to the Teen Titans though, I also own a disclaimer disabling me from creatin a 6th season and I bet everyone hates me for owning that disclaimer!

Starfire immediately flew to her room with her friends at her tail. She took a deep breath and turned the handle. When she entered her room, she gasped. Written all over the walls was, "World's worst president. Vandals' best friend." Or, "World's worst president. Villains' best friend." And for some reason, on one wall was written, "I hate Mondays."

Starfire fell forward onto her knees and sobbed into her hands. "This is the price to pay for ridding the country of laws," she sighed to herself. "I gave what all law breakers would wish for and this is how they repay me?"

"The law breakers would do this. With no laws to keep them under control, they have nothing to break," commented Robin.

"Except this place," muttered Raven.

Starfire turned towards her friends, "how lucky I am to have friends like you to cheer me up when I am under the bad weather." She smiled a watery smile at her friends who all instantly smiled cheesy grins back at her.

"You're welcome," they all said together.

"Uh… yes, well. Let us go shopping and take our minds off of this hovel," she suggested.

"As you wish," they all said together.

At the mall, Star was franticly flying around and gazing in delight at all of the shop windows. "Once we have finished scaling every inch of every shopping section, how about we enter them?" she suggested excitedly.

"As you wish," they all said together.

Starfire flew in front of a shop and looked up at the name, "hmm, Robin, why does this indoor market only sell 'the Boots'? Would it not be more profitably if it sold whatever you needed?"

"No Star, that's just the name- whyyes,itwouldbemoreprofitableifitsoldwhateveryouneeded," he said quickly while wearing a dazed look. Starfire stared at him, she waved her hand in front of his face, he just smiled wider and started drooling. "Your hand smells like cheese tofu. Ya. Cheese tofu." He said awkwardly. Starfire chose to ignore this and went inside the 'Boots' shop.

She went up to the lipstick and looked at all of the colours. She took out her favourite colour to find that it had 'tester' written on it. "Oooo," she said entranced. A second later, every one of her friends was around the 'tester' and they all together said, "Oooo."

"Behold the mighty tester. With this tester yield high I shall defeat all enemies!" exclaimed Starfire.

"With a …lipstick?" asked Raven before regaining her dazed look.

"Lipstick? No, I mean this … how you say, lightsaber!" she shouted excitedly. Her friends maintained their dumbstruck confused faces and stared in awe as Starfire frantically waved the lipstick around and poked it in random places. When at last Starfire managed to open the tube, a bright pink stick came out. Star squealed in delight. She gasped, "this is even better than a lightsaber! Forget the defeat of enemies when you can accessorise them instead!"

Every shopkeeper they met bent over backwards to satisfy the president. Last minute discounts for any ware that Star wanted, finding exactly what Star wanted, paying for it with his or her own money and all while wearing a cheesy smile and dazed emotionless look in the eye.

"May I just say I really enjoyed shopping here!" exclaimed Starfire as she made her way out of the shop with her friends at her tail and a moose by her side (hauling the immense shopping bags on his green antlers).

"And I have enjoyed shopping with you!" exclaimed Raven, "Three and a half months ago you suggested that we go to the spa together, I took some time to think about your offer and have reconsidered your proposal. The. Spa. Is. A. Place. Of. Peace. And. Relaxation. And. Tranquillity." She stated awkwardly. Starfire recalled that that was the exact phrase that she used when trying to convince Raven to go.

Star threw down the one shopping bag that she was holding to the ground and stopped dead in her tracks. Beastboy turned into a human with antlers of shopping bags on his head and bent down to pick up the bag, when it was back on his head he regained his moose like exterior. "Is something the matter?" asked Cyborg, "Or did you simply lose interest in carrying a shopping bag?"

"I am simply losing interest in my friends!" cried Starfire, "Ever since my birthday celebration you have all been acting strangely and have lost all personality. Is there a reason for this or are you all just trying to get back at me for loading your food with Zorkoberries?"

Her friends said nothing.

Starfire growled and took off towards into the sky.

Her friends came home to find that Starfire wasn't there but instead hanging on the door was a note with bright pink lettering. It stated;

Dear whomsoever this note may concern,

I, Starfire, have left to go home and will not come back until further notice. That is, until my friends have regained their mental capacity and individuality, which, judging by Beastboy's current state, may take some time. If you need me, I am not that far away. Just 2.3 billion light years north north east and up from your quadrant. Fare well.

Starfire

As soon as the group had finished reading the note, they all went wide-eyed and shook their heads involuntarily. "Why would Star want to leave?" asked Cyborg.

"I feel strange," Beastboy held on to her head and nearly lost balance for a moment, "as if I haven't walked for a week and just got up too quickly!"

Just then, Raven felt forwards onto her knees and grasped her head tightly between her palms. Robin bent down and put his hand on her shoulder, "Raven, are you okay?" he asked.

Through groans, Raven mustered, "No, feels like I haven't meditated in weeks!" She quickly ran inside but stopped dead in her tracks. Looking wide-eyed from one place to another, she shakily released a breath that she didn't notice she was holding. All around her was unfamiliar graffiti, eggs and toilet paper. Suddenly her headache came back and she ran through the garbage to her room.

Her friends came inside and found themselves wearing the same expressions as Raven had. They all went different ways to investigate.

"ARGGG! THE TOILET!" Beastboy shouted as he ran away from the bathroom with an even greener face than usual.

Cyborg came into the common room with a slightly pale face. His bottom eyelid twitched as if he just saw a ghost. "My car," he mumbled, "My beautiful car. My beautiful little land vehicle with large sound speakers."

Raven stayed in her room meditating all day, no one had actually done much, if any damage. When finally she came out, she found Beastboy and Cyborg cleaning. They were wearing aprons and were harbouring mops and buckets, "Now if only I had a camera," stated Raven as she flew past them towards Robin's room. She found him rearranging criminal files. "Anything missing?" she startled him, "Yeah, whoever came here while we were gone stole their own criminal files, big giveaway to who broke in. Luckily I have everything saved in the computer," he said as he typed feverishly at the keyboard.

"Anything else missing?" she asked from the doorway.

There was a pause, "why would she leave on her own free will? The letter she wrote made no sense."

"It didn't. But you know where she is."

HI GUYS, I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR SO LONG, I'M TRYING TO FINISH IT FOR YOU SO AS YOU ARE READING THIS, I ALREADY HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER ON THE MOVE. AS A SORRY PRESENT, I'LL GIVE YOU A STICK PERSON.

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