The idea for this one came from Sutoriitoenzeru-Street Angel.
Parking Problems
"You're going too slow."
"If I go any faster the car makes funny noises."
"That's because you need to shift gears, love."
"Which is..."
"The stick. Put the stick in the next little slot."
"And my mind flows with sexual connotations. Okay, let me just..."
"Shit! Dray, it's in neutral!"
"Oops, wrong way. Maybe this one."
"There, thank MERLIN..."
"What? Did you not have any faith in me?"
"To be completely honest, not. You hadn't even seen a car before we moved into Muggle London. I was slightly terrified that we would die upon entering the car."
"We haven't died yet and we've gone a generous distance."
"But we did come to a complete stop in the middle of the road."
"There was no one around to see it, so it doesn't count. Where are we going, anyway?"
"We were going that way, but you missed the turn."
"Oh."
"So...I guess we'll just keep going. I think there is a rather good café this way."
"Rub it in a little more, Potter."
"I was planning on it."
"Draco, too fast."
"There's no such thing."
"Slow down."
"Fine, now which pedal is the slow-down one?"
"You did not just ask that."
"Of course not. I know which pedal is which."
"No you don't."
"Of course not, but I can figure it out."
"That's refreshing."
"It should be."
"Oh, turn here. Turn!"
"I am! Don't scream at me, it just makes me more jumpy and nervous."
"I didn't scream."
"Yes you did! I was right here."
"Fine. Pull in here. Don't hit that lorry."
"I wasn't planning on it."
"Slow. Down."
"I. Am."
"Okay, now park it. You remember..."
"Of course I remember how. You told me how before we left."
"If you know how, then why are we rolling backwards?"
"Because I'm not done parking yet."
"There's a hill behind us, Draco."
"I know, I'm trying."
"Parking brake, love."
"Oh. Right. There, then."
"Thank Merlin. Now, let's eat. Don't forget to get the keys."
"Keys. Keys?"
"The jingly things that go by the steering wheel."
"Oh. More thoughts of sex."
"Just..."
"Fine. Shoot me down."
"With pleasure."
End