This idea came from lord of the potters

Pizza Problems

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Of course. How hard can it be?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"I suppose now. Go ahead and call."

"Great. How?"

"I wrote the number down next to the phone. You just type it in and wait until a voice is on the other line."

"Okay. Dialing...ringing...oh, hello? I would like to order some food from your establishment. What do you mean? Harry, he would like to know what we want."

"We talked about his. Pizza. We need pizza."

"Right. We would like to order a pizza with round, red spicy things on top. Perrconis or som...oh, yes, pepperonis. Those."

"Don't forget to tell them extra sauce, Dray."

"Crust? What's crust? Uh huh...I want the crunchy kind. Yes, thin. Oh and I need extra...what was it Harry?"

"Sauce, love."

"I need...are you listening to me? You can't be listening to me if you are carrying on a conversation with someone else. Yes, well, I understand that you have other obligations but I can assure you that none of them are more important than me."

"Draco..."

"Sir...sir, I assure you that I am most certainly not! I think you underestimate my power. I could turn you into a hamster so fast that no one would know what happed to that cheeky, pimply, greasy teenage muggle pizza bitch."

"Draco, watch yourself before you get..."

"I most certainly am not crazy. I was last Monday, but not today. Of course I can...you know what, just put extra sauce on the pizma, and if I so much as suspect that there is saliva on it, I'll be gaining Mr. Squiggins the happy hamster as a pet. Understand?"

"I thought you said no more pets, love."

"Shh...no, not you. Name? You want my name? Why do you need it? Oh...it's...it's Harry Potter."

"Your name isn't..."

"Alright, goodnight."

"You asshole! You gave them my bloody name?"

"Of course I did. You didn't think I would actually give them mine, did you?"

"Surprisingly enough, I did. I don't know why, it was stupid of me..."

"Most things you do are stupid, Harry."

"Sarcasm. How I missed that."

"I did too. You had better get a move on, he said it would be ready in about twenty minutes."

"I'm not getting it."

"Yes you are, they'll recognize my voice. It isn't safe."

"You are never safe. You reek havoc in places you have never visited."

"What can I say? It's what I do."

End