The idea for this one came from N.C. PsyChic., Miriam Mrirund, and brionyjae.Thanks!

Paint Problems

"I like that one."

"I don't care. I don't like it. It's gaudy. I like this one."

"It's purple Draco. You want our flat to scream 'Hey, we are a flaming gay couple'?"

"It's not purple Harry, it's eggplant. It's tasteful, unlike that horrible red you like."

"It's not horrible. It's nice. I'm painting the bathroom this colour."

"You can paint your bathroom that colour if you want, but I'll have nothing to do with it."

"Yeah, but you'll paint our living room purple."

"Eggplant. And I was thinking the bedroom would look..."

"No. No. Not the bedroom. You can paint your bathroom purple and deck it out in rainbow shag carpet and feather boas. I'll have nothing to do with it."

"Of course not. You'll just snog the life out of me when I'm done."

"Naturally. Now, what colour did you pick for the living room? Pink?"

"No. I got one called Parchment. It will look good with the brown leather furniture I got in London the other day."

"You got furniture? Where are you keeping it?"

"I haven't got it yet. We're having it delivered later in the week. Now, open that can and lets get painting. I want to have it finished today."

"Why? Are we having a decorator in tomorrow?"

"Actually..."

"You're kidding."

"She's not coming tomorrow, she's coming on Thursday. She helped me pick out the colours and everything."

"Draco, love, is all this really necessary? Why can't we just decorate our own house?"

"Because you can hardly pick out your own clothes, not to mention throw pillows."

"Whatever Draco. Hand me that roller."

"Here. Start at the top and work your way down. You can reach the top, right?"

"Of course I can. Not everyone is as short as you."

"Silence, Potter. I'm not short, you're just freakishly tall. You are incredibly odd looking and awkward. I don't believe I love you."

"Thank you. You're ugly yourself."

"Am not."

"I'm not the one with Parchment paint on my face."

"I don't have paint on my face."

"Fine, don't listen to me, but I would get it off before it dries."

"There isn't paint on my face. I...I need to go to the loo."

"And check your face."

"No..."

"Sure. Just don't get paint on anything."

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