Wiggin's next top model : Starring Bo-bobo!

Note:

I do not own America's next top model nor do I own bo-bobo

Chapter two:

" on out last episode"

the narrator boomed

" we introduced our models and tiara went completely bananas!"

Suddenly tiara burst onto the scene and punched the narrator in the face

"CRAZY!" she exclaimed

" DO I LOOK CRAZY!"

" I "

the narrator said weakly

" used the term bananas"

" OH NO YOU DIDN'T"
tiara screamed tackling the narrator. Gasser edged onto the screen looking a bit scared,

" um, I am guessing were having some technical Problems …"

" so, well... ON TO THE SHOW !" Gasser suddenly exclaimed now out of his shy demeanor.

" Well anyway, since the narrator and tiara are sort of ... not available" gasser sighed glancing at the fighting tiara and narrator

" I'm going to be your host !"

there was a long silence...

" are there any commercials we can run" said gasser with forced calm.

" It looks like gasser's about to take a poop in his pants " whispered jelly jiggler from the audience to softon

" By the the love of the goddess blabs a lot" softon exclaimed spazzing out

" what are YOU doing here ?"

" Aren't you in the show" he said eyes practically popping out of his swirly head

" possibly" said jelly jiggler looking sideways

"okay" said softon sliding back in his chair a vein throbbing on his forehead

And the commercials started rolling as softon rolled his eyes at jelly jiggler who now was melting himself in a hot tub.

" are you a fairly grownup teenager and you have , let us say ... Poo-Poo issues"

a man in a suit said, gesturing to gasser who now had a diaper on

" then, buy Mr. Pooooooooooopy diapers for teens now with stylish print"

The show came backon with gasser ( now in a suit and tie) and the models for the show.

" Well" said gasser, pulling at his tie

" why don't we go back to our previous episode"

and the camera zoomed on the big screen behind them showing where the cast members were in the van.

" mmm, mmm, mmm" said don patch

" I am going to make you all dolled up, miss Beauty"

don patch said with purple make up on his/ her own face.

" uh, too late "

said gasser as the van came to a halt.

" OH GOODNESS"

said bo-bobo in his most girlish voice

" I feel so revealed ! Get out of here before i lose my nerve"

said bo-bobo starting to sob and gasser stepped out of the van, running for his life.

" oh no you don't"

said ms. Rae grabbing gasser by the ear

" you can not leave us with those girls ! "

his/ her voice squeaking.

" What do I do then !"

gasser screamed spazzing out big time and a man with oddly blue hair came beside him.

" Hold your ground "

the man whispered with both harshness and comfort, he was sort of freaking gasser out.

The girls climbed out of the car still calming bo-bobo from his experience

" Gasser"

piema said

" I can't believe you would hurt such a tender soul"

and beauty rolled her eyes, wondering why the heck she went on this show.

" O-Kay girlie girls"

ms. jay exclaimed

" I am a run way Di-rect-tor and today we are going to put your runway skills to the test"

and all of the girls screamed except for two girls, beauty and Mary Jane. They stared at each other and sighed and they had a double quote

" Oh my goodness"

they said together

" can you believe they got so excited over a challenge they screamed"

marry Jane said disapprovingly

" yeah"

said beauty

" I think bo-bobo was going spew nose hair"

The quote bleeped off and the challenge was back on, and bo-bobo's name bleeped onto the screen as his challenge began:

"oh my god I am a nervous wreck"

bo-bobo whispered worryingly to the camera mascara dribbleling down her cheeks.

" ugh, I have to do you all over again , you sniveling ninny"

the makeup artist said making bo-b0bo burst into tears once more. Suddenly he jumped up out of the seat halfway done with makeup.

" WAIT I HAVN'T FINISHED!"

the makeup artist yelled after bo-bobo but he had already skipped away.

" why me? Goddess blabbsalot WHY ME!"

the makeup artist screamed to the sky wrenching his heavily dyed hair and ms. jay walked over

"mm girl"

" I'm a boy"

" so am I sister but no-one needs to know that or ill mess you up"

"okay"

"well girl you can't go mango on me like tiara"

"mango?"

and with a smile ms.jay walked away heading over to watch bo-bobo.

"OKAY"

the videographer said to bo-bobo as he walked in wearing a sailor dress with sparkles on it.

suddenly the show bleeped to comments:

" OH MY GOSH!"

the videographer said

" Who chose that getup?"

then the show went back to footage of bo-bobo walking the catwalk. Bo-bobo started to strut well more like running after the videographer saying

" I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!",

Preparing to belly flop onto him and as he ran away the videographer screamed

" I THOUGHT IT WAS CONFIDENTIAL!"

and suddenly bo-bobo cried out,

" HIDDEN POWER OF THE NOSE HAIR!BELLLY FLOP!"

and suddenly the King nose hair leaped out of his nose and-

"wait a second"

said a hair hunt officer in front of a giant TV said, remote in his hand

"since when was king nose hair still in bo-bobos nose?"

" Don't worry about it dear"

his bald wife said and then she grabbed the remote and conked him on the head with it

" SHUT UPAND WATCH THE SHOW!"

and the woman pressed play , continuing the show.

"Uh where were we gasser"

the narrator inquired

" Um I think king nose hair jumped out of Mr. bo-bobo's nose"

gasser said uncertainly fumbling through his notes and he edged out of the scene to let it play out.

Suddenly the king nose hair leaped out of bo-bobo's nose and in swimming trunks dived onto the videographer squishing him and the footage.

Gasser edged onto the stage and said

"Because of the unfortunate incident of the photographer being squished we will just go on to the elimination round."

and the camera zoomed onto the screen as the models filed into the room faces grim. Gasser edged back onto

the screen and said

" since tiara is now being shipped along with the narrator of this show to the insane asylum I will say the stuff involved and the judges will have to deliberate without tiara"

Mr Jay walked up pushing gasser away saying

"well girlfriends, You just had a competion to see how you would do on a runway walk and for the challenge I would like to see you do your signature walk-"

the tv turned off with a zip as a woman weilding a remote came into focus of a hairhunt troop's daughter saying

" MEEPIE GO TO BED NOW!"

and with a sigh the girl tromped up to her room grumbling the woman still weilding the remote walked back to bed and turns off the lights.

Everything turns black...