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Pain Problems
"Ow ow ow."
"Harry, just calm down."
"Ow ow ow."
"Why did you stick your hand in there anyway?"
"Ow...I accidentally dropped your watch down here and I was trying to get it. Now, my hand is stuck."
"You dropped my watch? Get it! Do you have it? Did you get it? Is it in your hand?"
"Yes, or at least I think it is. I'm actually not entirely sure I have any more fingers."
"You're such a drama queen!
"You're a bloody drama queen! You're the one who yelps if I so much as touch you too hard. Now, if you would be so kind as to help me free my hand from this...ow...bloody rubbish disposal."
"Hold still..."
"Ow ow ow...Draco, quit yanking. That hurts!"
"How else am I to free your hand? Would you rather me lob it off?"
"Yes, I'm sure that would be the...ow, quit...best way to save your watch."
"Quite...no, I must save my watch. Can you some how feed it up before I chop your hand?"
"Funny."
"Funny? I wasn't trying to be funny. Seriously, can you?"
"Ow. No."
"Stop saying 'ow'; it's distracting."
"I'm sorry if I'm in pain. I didn't mean to inconvenience you. I'll keep to myself. Don't mind me."
"Oh hush it. Let's oil you up and yank you out."
"Ooh..."
"Pervert."
"Okay, I don't see how putting cooking oil on my arm is going to allow my hand to be free."
"Oh...yeah...I can't reach your hand. Should I just pour it down the drain?"
"As long as you get it on my hand."
"Drat. I can't do that, I'll ruin my watch."
"I don't think I'll be able to...ow...get out with your watch."
"You aren't dropping it. I need that! How else will I be able to tell time?"
"I'll buy you a new watch. Can I please, please, please just let it go?"
"No. I need it."
"You would rather have a one-handed boyfriend?"
"It's just your left hand. You'll still have your right. I like that one better anyway."
"Draco..."
"Fine. But you are getting me a better, more expensive one."
"Ow. Of course. Ahhh...there. All better.
"If only I could say the same for my poor watch..."
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