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A/N: Screw FFN, Let 'em kick me off again. They can go to hell. I'm in a nice mood tonight, aren't I? ;; Aaaanyway, I've had a ton of reviews asking for the rest of this fic, just go to my profile and follow the links to my nfic account to get it. ALL of my fics are up there. Every single one. This is probably the last time I'm even going to look at my FFN account. I just want everyone to know, I have NOT stopped writing fanfiction, I just hate FFN and I left for a better place. Thankies to all my wonderful reviewers, pleasepleaseplease come see me on the other site! It won't be the same without you guys!
- KS.

Author: Koneko Shido

Sympathy for the Devil 2

"This is extremely degrading! A demon lord does not lick cream off his subordinates! A demon lord should never have to suffer that type of humiliation! Lord Raenef has more honour than that, you-you-you human!" Eclipse ranted as Raenef blinked down at him. He tried to get up, but Erutis shook her head and pushed him back down.
"How many was that? Chris asked, counting on his fingers the amount of times Eclipse had just said 'lord'. "Three. Drink up, Eclipse! Heheh." The knight cackled, refilling the shot glass and handing it to the fuming demon, who glared and downed it. Then she did it again. And again. Three shots later, Eclipse was looking slightly less annoyed, and his eyes were slightly more glazed.
"So, you gonna do it or what? I bet you're scared." Chris mocked, grinning evilly at poor little Raenef, who frowned.
"I'm not scared," he insisted, pouting.
"So do it, demon boy." Erutis shrugged, pointing at Eclipse, who was lying in the ground with a line of spray cream across his stomach, glaring at the ceiling.
"Ok!" Raenef giggled cheerfully, then gave a big, angelic smile at Eclipse and leant down.
Eclipse tensed as Raenef leant over him, his skin tingling with Raenef's warm breath. Then he jumped as the pretty little demon lord's hot tongue darted out to lap at the cream like a kitten. Oh yes, it was torture. Raenef, officially the most delicious creature in the entire universe, was leant over him wearing a French maid's outfit, licking cream off his stomach and purring slightly, because Raenef liked cream. Erutis and Chris sat back, hands over their mouths to muffle their laughter as they watched Eclipse twitch, his eyes firmly fixed on the ceiling, trying to keep the lust out of his expression and failing miserably. As for Raenef, he seemed to have no idea of the effect he was having on his suffering teacher, and was simply enjoying the cream, thus taking his time licking it off. He wondered vaguely why the muscles of Eclipse's stomach (which, by the way, were very nice and taut) kept twitching and tensing like that. 'That...' Eclipse bit his lip, 'That really tickles.' He thought, twitching even more. Thankfully, or not as the case may be, Raenef chose that moment to lick off the last of the cream and sit back up, smiling. And Eclipse thought the torture was over and sat up too, just in time to come face to face with Raenef licking the last traces of cream off his soft, inviting lips, a soft blush across his deliciously pale cheeks.
Eclipse froze, staring at Raenef, who smiled at him innocently. In his French maid's outfit. ...Bad thoughts.
"I like whipped cream." Raenef smiled. More bad thoughts.
'Mental note,' Eclipse thought to himself, 'Raenef likes whipped cream. Buy more whipped cream, give it to Raenef, and watch him eat it.' "Well that was all very pornographic. Can we get on with the game now, you sick, twisted demon freaks?" Chris asked politely. Raenef blinked and turned to Eclipse, who was sitting there next to him looking dazed, still randomly twitching every few seconds.
"Eclipse?" "Yes, my lord?" Eclipse answered automatically, grabbing the full shot glass in front of him and downing the contents before Erutis could say a thing.
"What's pornographic?" Raenef looked adorably confused as Erutis and Chris burst out laughing and Eclipse went very, very pale.
"Uh..." Eclipse faltered. How did one answer such a question, he wondered?
"Pornographic is the type of stuff that was going on in Eclipse's head when you licked that cream off him." Erutis smirked.
"Shut up or I will tear you limb from limb and feed you to the crusaders." Eclipse sulked, glaring at the floor since he couldn't meet Erutis' eyes. "So what was going on in your head, Eclipse?" Raenef asked, looking up at his trusted teacher like an innocent little boy, which he was. Eclipse twitched. Again.
"Who cares? Let's play!" Erutis cut in, distracting Eclipse, who looked almost grateful.
'You owe me.' She mouthed when Raenef wasn't looking, an evil smirk on her face. Eclipse glared at her for the millionth time then went back to staring at the floor.
"Whose turn is it?" Chris asked.
"I can't remember." Raenef said, looking to Erutis, who spun the bottle, shrugging.
"I guess it's mine." She grinned, her eyes taking on a decidedly evil glint as the bottle came to rest pointing at Raenef. Again. Poor little guy.
"Mwahah. Okay, Rae, your dare is to sit on Eclipse's lap for ten minutes while we play." Erutis snickered at the look on Eclipse's face.
"Ok!" Raenef giggled, then abruptly hopped onto Eclipse's lap, wriggling a little to make himself comfortable, his lacy dress rustling and shifting against his faithful minion.
'Must control unwholesome thoughts and bodily reactions...' Eclipse thought frantically, his mental voice coming out as a choked squeak.
"Sorry if I'm too heavy, Eclipse," Raenef smiled, turning a little to look up into Eclipse's eyes. And... time froze, for a romantic almost kissing moment. Raenef's big, pretty eyes stared up into Eclipse's and his breath quickened a little, warm on Eclipse's lips, which were only about an inch away. "Not at all, my lord." Eclipse managed to answer without his voice cracking, which he was pathetically proud of. "Aha! Another shot!" Chris cackled, completely ruining the moment.
'Damn you, cleric!' Eclipse thought as he drank his punishment, scowling and thinking of all the nasty tortures he could put Chris and Erutis through before he finally fed them to something with a lot of teeth. Raenef turned back around, then bounced a little in Eclipse's lap excitedly, giggling.
"It's your turn, Eclipse!" The little lord laughed, pointing to the bottle. 'No... Not bouncing... Argh!" Eclipse gritted his teeth and reached around Raenef to spin the bottle, which landed on Chris. 'Mwahah. Revenge time.' The demon thought, his eyes narrowing wickedly.
"Fine, I dare you to kiss the knight, cleric." Eclipse smirked evilly. "WHAT!?!?" Chris shrieked, blushing madly. "Or you could refuse, and have her lick whipped cream off of you, how does that sound?" Eclipse asked. Ah, revenge is sweet. Somehow, though, it just wasn't as satisfying as it could have been. Probably because Erutis was grinning.
"You-I-I can't-it's not-I-you-but-we-I-" Chris spazzed, his eyes huge and his cheeks bright red.
"Don't be such a pansy." Erutis told him, then knelt up, grabbed him by the hair and kissed him like a girl who knows what she wants, and is going to get it because everyone is afraid of her. Chris froze and numbly sat there while Erutis kissed the living hell out of him, his hand half raised as if to protest, his fingers twitching. His eyes were so big Eclipse began to hope they might fall out of his head.
Meanwhile, Raenef was blushing and biting his lip, watching the scene with eyes almost as big as Chris'. Eclipse was watching too, but he was smirking at the look on Chris' face. 'Terrified' about covered it. If only he could induce that type of fear in these pathetic mortals, he wouldn't be the laughing stock of the entire demon world. Finally, after what seemed like about five minutes (because that's how long it really was), Erutis let Chris go and sat back down, wiping her mouth in the same way a cowboy would blow the smoke from his gun after shooting someone, looking smugly satisfied. "Ehh..." Chris whimpered, then collapsed. "Oh, well." Erutis shrugged. "It was worth it." "Is Chris dead?" Raenef asked, blinking worriedly down at the cleric, who was gurgling and twitching like someone who's just been run over by an 18-wheeler.
"No, he's just overcome with horrified disgust at having been kissed by that." Eclipse pointed at Erutis, who stuck her tongue out at him.
"Yeah, whatever. He just fainted because I'm such a great kisser and he's a pansy little virgin." Erutis grinned.
"What's a virgin?" Raenef asked, looking up at Eclipse, who curbed his urge to kill Erutis and tried to think of an answer that didn't involve saying the word sex.
"It means someone who's never had sex." Erutis said helpfully.
"Oh." Raenef looked thoughtful. "Am I a virgin?" He finally asked, after a pause.
'Oh no... this is not something I wish to hear whilst I have him sitting on my lap in a French maid's outfit...' Eclipse whimpered to himself, twitching again. "Have you ever had sex?" Erutis asked, staring at Eclipse accusingly.
"Um..." Raenef thought for a moment, blushing cutely. "No?" "Then yes, you're a virgin." "Oh," Raenef smiled. "Are you a virgin?" He asked Erutis, who snorted.
"What, someone as gorgeous as me? Yeah, right. No way!" She grinned. 'Go on, ask Eclipse...' She smirked, watching the poor 4th ranking demon in existence squirm.
"Are you a virgin, Eclipse?" Raenef asked, right on cue.
"Uh... I..." Eclipse stammered, then sighed. "No." He finally answered.
"Oh? Who was it, Eclipse? Go on, tell us, who was your first?" Erutis giggled wickedly.
'No no no no no no no no...' Eclipse whimpered, trying to think of a way out of answering. This was something he really, really didn't need Erutis and Raenef knowing. Especially Erutis, because she'd never let him live it down.
"Oh, let's guess!" Raenef giggled, bouncing again.
"Was it... Meruhsae?" Chris asked, sitting up again, seeming to have recovered from his near death experience.
"No." Eclipse scowled. 'Why can't I just kill them?' He wondered, glaring at Chris and Erutis.
"Or maybe it was the 4th Raenef?" Erutis asked, raising an eyebrow. "No." Eclipse mumbled.
"Was it Aureleid? 'Cause if it was that's just gross." Chris commented.
"Never!" Eclipse almost squeaked.
"Hejem?" Erutis asked, and Chris almost choked.
Eclipse just glared at her flatly.
"So not him, huh? Hmm... who else is there?" Erutis wondered. A second later they all froze and stared at Eclipse.
"It wasn't..." Chris trailed off, looking horrified.
"Wasn't who?" Raenef asked, wondering why his two friends were staring at Eclipse like that.
"Don't even think about it!" Eclipse warned Erutis.
"Oh my god, it was! That's-that's-that's just wrong!" She gasped, pointing at Eclipse, who sighed in defeat and hung his head, pinching the bridge of his nose as a headache began to make itself known.
"Well? Who was it?" Raenef asked, blinking his big, innocent eyes.
"It was..." Chris shook his head.
"Krayon." Erutis finished, then they both snorted with laughter and collapsed into a mad giggling fit.
Raenef just patted Eclipse on the back comfortingly.
"It could be worse," He smiled. Eclipse very much doubted that.

TBC

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