Muffy arrived at her school eager for cheerleading practice.

Due to Christmas vacation no one saw Muffy for 2 weeks, but everyone noticed how incredibly fat she's gotten.

"Hey Muff..., DAMN! Francine interrupted herself noticing how freaking huge Muffy was.

"Wow your bigger than Binky." Francine chuckled the sentence.

"I know Francine, I know." Sighed The poor Monkey child.

"It sounds like you had a tough week." Francine attempted to comfort Muffy."

"Yes."

"Do you want to talk about it?" Francine asked

"No." Muffy answered tears rolling down her ugly ass Monkey face.

"Whew, good I really didn't want to talk to your stupid ass!" Replied Francine.

Muffy walked over to the rest of the team.

"So are we ready for practice?" Muffy questioned the girls that were there ready for practice, but could actually do the moves.

"Get the hell outta here you huge Monkey." Fern blasted at her

"Yeah King Kong!" Prunella Added

"But King Kong was a dog." Muffy retorted.

To Muffy's surprise Francine didn't defend her, in fact she just gave everyone bananas and they threw them at Muffy.

Muffy ran into the Cafeteria, where no one was there, except George who just sat there thinking about the people who were going to bother him today.

Muffy walked over and sat down next to George. "Can I talk to you?" Muffy asked her eyes still glistened by the tears forming in her eyes.

"Yeah, I guess."

"Ok, but please put those guns on the table." Muffy Begged.

George stood up and pulled out four revolvers, two 9mm handguns, a sawn off shotgun, an uzi, and a clip for the uzi.

"Ok, let's talk." insisted

"Why so many guns?" Wondered Muffy.

"Because the author always makes a homicidal, psychopathic killer who's gonna shoot up the hole school, which really isn't fair." Answered George.

"Yeah he does the same thing to me, he really needs to work on writing our characters.." Muffy Agreed.

"So what did you want to talk about?" George asked.

"Well I had a tough two weeks."

"Really, what happened?"

"Well, first I was in Quentin Tarantino's 6th film."

"Okay." George said sarcastically.

"Then I went to Paris, you know Paris Hilton and I spent a night in her."

George let out another sarcastic 'Okay'

"Then I partied with Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, and me and Lindsay killed Hilary for giving us crappy movie's and music."

Muffy continued. " And I...

"What else did you do on this 'horrible vacation' except get fat as shit?"

"Well I had an orgy with the cast of Kill Bill and Sin City, my two favorite movies."

George sarcastically said. "And I thought my life sucked."

"Were you being sarcastic?"

"Of course I was, you had sex with people I jerk off t..."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!"

"Listen George, it's a long story, but since the author so lazy you'll have to wait to the next chapter to hear it."

To be continued...